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Chuck Norris fact #214:

Obama took Chuck’s hat and made him cry.

(Barack Obama)

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  1. Paul says:

    and then chuck kicked his head down hillary’s throat

  2. Fat boy says:

    I know Chuck is a bad, bad man. But how does one kick their own head down someone else’s throat? Was this on a Walker Blooper Reel?

  3. Leah says:

    I think he meant kicked Obama’s head down Hillary’s throat. Which is totally possible ;)

  4. Lauren says:

    I don’t know why, but the first two comments together made me laugh so hard that tears came to my eyes.

  5. bob says:

    chuck norris……politics……..NOT a good mix.

  6. Lisa says:

    Chuck Norris doesn’t cry.. His tears however kill cancer

  7. Tadracket says:

    Chuck Norris has only cried once in his life. And although a newborn infant, he kicked the doctors ass that made him cry.

  8. Proctor says:

    Only chucknorris can make chuck norris cry. if that happens the universe will end!

  9. always questioning says:

    Check out the picture, closely. If it wasn’t for his ears, the hat would fall, and cover most of his face….. Whoever he ripped off the hat from, must be rather amused.

  10. boink says:

    chuck norris internet joke fail.

  11. quistofur says:

    Yeah bash Chuck Norris, great idea joe stalin. Enjoy you death.

    Do do realize that even if he chooses to “miss” your head, the rushing of air behind his roundhouse kick would be enough to cause a time rift and remove your body from this dimension.

    • Dr LOL says:

      Amen to that fellow Norrite. Ol’ Chuck is so tough, brokeback mountain is the pile of dead ninjas on his lawn. It took 200 makeup artists tomake it appear like he was killed in Walker Texas Ranger. If Jesus, Mr. T, Chuck Norris and the fonz all got together and ate lunch, the restearaunt would collapse because that much pure awesomeness cannot, by the laws of phisics, be contained under a single building. ALL HAIL THE LORD OF THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!!!!

    • liamotfunk says:

      fellow norrisites, we must join forces to stop this slander of the almighty chuck. if chuck cried because his hat was stolen, then were in the wrong dimension.

  12. Sandra says:

    lol! 5 stars to anything that goes against the chucknorrisisgod bandwagon.

  13. Kamitani says:

    none may steal from chuck and get away, you don’t know, but there is a time bomb under that hat, complements of chuck

  14. Jan says:

    Don’t much care for hicks, but men look kinda sexy in cowboy hats.

  15. jeremy Metts says:

    Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

  16. a person says:

    Check out the link in my name for more.

  17. Itachi117 says:

    …and thus cured cancer.

  18. Nick says:

    Fact #215: Then Obama woke up from that dream only to find Chuck sitting next to his bed in the White House smiling at the stack of dead secret service agents. All with shoeprints on their faces.

  19. me says:

    this is wrong on so many levels

  20. someguy says:

    Now we can cure cancer.

  21. DJ says:

    This is dumb

  22. Stinky Whizzleteats says:

    sucks

  23. Stedman Winfrey says:

    really?


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