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You don’t even know

You don’t even know who I am.

(Immanuel Kant)

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Immanuel Kant is regarded as one of the most influential thinkers of modern Europe and of the late Enlightenment. Kant defined the Enlightenment in the essay “Answering the Question: What is the Enlightenment” as an age shaped by the motto, “Dare to know” (Latin: Saper aude). This involved thinking autonomously, free of the dictates of external authority. [Source: Wikipedia]

Editor’s fun fact: Ayn Rand is considered the anti-thesis of Immanuel Kant. She viewed him as her intellectual enemy.

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  1. princess lol says:

    no, no i dont

  2. Calvin13 says:

    Anyone on Ayn Rand’s enemies list cannot be all bad. He is the source of much of our modern wisdom.

    • dbradzit says:

      Since we are engaging in ad hominim attacks…

      “Suppose you met a twisted, tormented young man and … discovered that he was brought up by a man-hating monster who worked systematically to paralyze his mind, destroy his self-confidence, obliterate his capacity for enjoyment and undercut his every attempt to escape … Western civilization is in that young man’s position. The monster is Immanuel Kant.” _ Ayn Rand

  3. ehobbit says:

    Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable…

  4. Lokibird says:

    Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar. Who could think you under the table…

  5. Gober says:

    David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel…

  6. Lola says:

    never heard of you!!

  7. Ignatz says:

    And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlagel!

    (isn’t it pathetic that the only reason we recognize these names is because of the Philosopher’s Song…)

  8. Lokibird says:

    Pathetic, yet amusing… :D

    • lowly grunt says:

      By no means! It just shows that all that obsessive watching of Monty Python was good for something, MOM!

  9. Perfid says:

    ^ Sad americans.

  10. Mike says:

    The picture is a bit misleading for this website; Kant was a philosopher, not a politician.

  11. spankysancho says:

    There’s nothing Neitsze couldn’t teach ya ’bout the raising of the wrist
    Socrates himself was permanently pissed….

    I know I spelled Neitsze wrong. And God knows I studied enough Kant in political science classes that it’s an easy distinction to fuzz over (philosphy/politics).

  12. Yaja says:

    Heh, thought that joke was for Benjamin D’Israeli!?

    A la Family guy…..

  13. Hyla's Brook says:

    I thought it was Robespierre. I’ve read excerpts of Kant, but didn’t recognize the face. And yes, he was a little unstable.

    Hope there are more of those ‘name that philosopher… I’m trying to remember what Kierkegaard looked like.

  14. Busta says:

    So might we say that there is no logical way to universalize the maxim that all people know who this is? Does this make the maxim internally inconsistant or is it merely a contradiction of the will. Oh crap… this grad school program in Philosophy might have finally paid off!

  15. AngleseyBaggie says:

    John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shanty was particularly ill.
    Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day!
    Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
    And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
    And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:”I drink therefore I am.”
    Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
    A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed.

  16. DaYaoiFan says:

    Could you at least spell his first name right? It’s “Emmanuel”.

  17. Danbala says:

    Emanuel, in that case.

  18. DaYaoiFan says:

    Double checked, the spelling only works for my compatriots = epic fail

  19. Danny says:

    No, actually it is spelled Immanuel. I recognized him. :)
    I’m in a college course on the Enlightenment philosophes. (And no, I did not spell ‘philosophes’ wrong.)

  20. NotSoHard says:

    Kant? Sure, I know Kant, but who the f*ck is that guy?

    I blame the Artist.

  21. Tirade says:

    I kant tell who that is.

  22. Someone says:

    Its “Immanuel” Kant. He may not have been a politician, but he was a philosopher of government and moral development. I <3 Social Psych! He fits well with this website. And that is how the poor guy looked. My book shows a picture slightly different then the one posted above.

    • Someone says:

      By the way, you aren’t dumb for not knowing who this guy is, just ignorant, which can be easily fixed! However, you are dumb if you pretend to know what you are talking about *DaYaoiFan* and give people the wrong information. :)

      • The Amazing Rando says:

        I’m the Amazing Rando, and I approve this timely message. *hops back into time machine and returns to 2010*

  23. Someone says:

    Ah. He is a Magictologist (Amazing Rando, not Kant) Magictology is more believable than Scientology ftw!


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