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…and give us all spell-checkers.
…but only for signs.
… not for lolz.
Spell-checker for signs works…
sad when your card-board knows you are wrong…
Has anyone else noticed how there’s a white erase-mark-looking space just to the right of the “l” in “offical”? I suppose that person applied some whiteout to that sign. There’s no way a person who promotes some kind of educational STANDARD could possibly spell every word on their sign correctly.
Chek yur spellin befur ya’ll mak yur signes. Hilarious!
See previous lol, dumbing down action almost complete
not just almsot complete, pretty damn complete
Well, if she hadn’t effed up her sign, I’d agree with her 100%!
Well it has been the offical language since the beginning. But if you haven’t noticed we do have a lot of hispanic immigrants, so things are going to change. If you didn’t have your head up your ass, you’d probably realize that you’ve been speaking several differant languages for as long as you’ve been able to talk. It’s the reason we’re called a melting pot dumbass.
um….english was never the official language. it’s just the de-facto language. no where in the constitution or bill of rights does it state an official language of this country.
it’s stupid the way people are trying to get an ‘official’ language. americans should just get off their lazy asses and learn another language. maybe then america can show the world they’re not retarded.
English is used almost everywhere…. Not my point, my point is that actually the original immigrants were from all over Europe. English has NEVER been the only language in America. All these people want to do is make english the only language on legal documents so immigrants can’t live here easily, racist bastards.
“Hispanic” should be capitalized. There should be a comma between “pot” and “dumbass”.(spell check informed me that dumb-ass needs a hyphen)
Smile, please!
I know it’s a cliche, but why English? There were Spanish speakers in the south well before the English arrived, and there have been ever since. There is no time in the USA’s history when it didn’t have thousands of Spanish-speaking citizens. I’m not even going to talk about native Americans.
Oh my… that’s…. ahhh… yeah… well, it’s offically embarrassing!
Learn Cherokee, then we’ll talk. (Apparently, when Europeans do it, it’s not illegal immigration.)
But then, the Cherokee weren’t providing free education, healthcare, and penal services on the scale the current residents do.
Healthcare from current residents? You live in Canada?
Not meaning to get too serious, but, yes, several county hospitals here in Georgia are facing bankruptcy because of services provided to non-residents. Several school systems are going broke because they’ve had to add numerous teachers who are fluent in Spanish…but maybe Georgia is exceptional.
Kinda sounds like the BS Colorado is starting to see.
really Matchew? because I live in Phoenix and we are definitely not having problems on those levels.
Well, ever since the state started deporting illegals, they’ve kinda high-tailed it out of AZ. The Atlanta area is a second bounce city traditionally, meaning illegals come in through a larger port of entry (LA, NYC, etc), then come to Atlanta to find their family and/or friends.
georgia huh? you sure youre not just being a stupid racist southerner?
*sniff* Wow, smells like trolls in here.
So many non-points made in that comment…
Bravo, Victoria!
Dude, anyone is providing better education and health care then southern seaboard states. And as for southern penal services, yeah, real benefit to the world there.
Yep, and the quality declines rapidly as the hospital emergency rooms and public schools are swamped by people who can’t pay for their visits and require a teacher who speaks Spanish.
I’m just sayin’.
And the chronic underfunding due to efforts to privatize everything since the eighties have nothing to do with it?
Make English America’s official Language. Deport this moron.
Right on!!! As one who has taught students from all over the world…many of whom master English better than our own…I say again, Right ON!!
Well, as an exchange student in Asia, Im not lyin when I say its friggin EMBARRASING when my international friends (who have only been taken English since prolly middle school) correct the grammer of my friends in the midwest!!!! maybe we should look into speaking our official language ourselves… just a thought though….
Epic fail.
Actually, Matchew, the immigrants ARE paying for the above-mentioned services.
As much as you’d like to think that American citizens are the only tax-payers, you are sorely wrong. What’s they 8% they add on at restaurants and grocery stores, an added profit for the shop owners? What about the built-in 18-cent gas tax that goes to pay for roads and bridges? What about property taxes (that go directly to fund schools) that are included in rent prices by landlords?
Illegals immigrants put in to tax resources far more than they take out– they’ll never file for social security or pensions like the average American, for fear of outing their legal status.
That’s great that they can’t skip by the law in terms of taxes that no one can avoid. Forgive me for not commending people who do what they cannot avoid.
Bet you think they’re heroic for breaking our laws to send money out of our economy and into another one.
Please tell me that you do not actually believe the amount of money that immigrants send back to their families has any effect whatsoever on the American economy.
If all the immigrants working and spending money in this country left (forcibly or otherwise), the effect on the economy would be DEVASTATING.
That’s why you wouldn’t deport them all at once. It would take a while, but the effect would not be devastating if done gradually.
What does ANY Of this have to do with official languages?
At least she put the apostrophe in the right place.
I saw a protest sign like this here in Canada once! A woman was against proposed “litteracy” tests for students. Some people need these kinds of tests!
*headkeyboard*
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speachless
speechless?
Maybe she should learn to use English before she makes signs protesting other languages in America… Would be FAR more affective.
Effective. With an E.
Just sayin’.
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HAHA. She was completely owned.
effective
more like: efective
more like: no
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mabbe siyn jes a floting lol speek capshun, no? nawt so funnie that stoopid immigrahnts frum englund speek langyge of grate britin, y no immigrahnts frum mecksicoh nawt ahlowed 2 speek mecksicahn (taht wuz a lol, ihn cahse u no pik up ohn it)
preesaislee
they pay taxes they cant avoid but they dont pay: medical, property taxes, insurance, car insurance, the price they should pay period.
and they damn sure dont pay for food. yes there are some immigrants that do what they’re supposed to, but take a look at california and texas. none of them are legal or do their part for the country. they just sit there making babies and waiting on the welfare checks.
ooooooo, makin’ babies, where do I sign up?
Yep, those damned Quest cards! And heck if they pay taxes, as noted above, they don’t pay shit else, as noted more closely above. Some day I’d like to walk into a Target and not have to LOOK for the English signs.
I have plenty of Mexican-American friends who got here the legal way, believe it or not, and amazingly they all agree that this whole illegal thing is horribly out of control– for many reasons including the legal residents are getting ragged on as well, from those who are unknowing.
Almost every group that has come to America in the past century or so has been discriminated against, and they all have, for the most part, demolished the racism against them. “Illegal aliens” are as human as Americans, and sooner or later the racism against them will diminish for whatever reason. There is no point in hating mexicans because thirty years from now people will look back at you and shun your racist behavior. If you think Mexicans are ruining our country then you should look at how white americans are, among countless other things, wasting gasoline and energy, senslessly killing animals, and overdeveloping land all over the world. If you are so ignorant to think that, at least learn all the sides before stating your oppinion, you hippocrate.
A hippocrate!! That’s going to be the word of the week for me. Picture a large African animal in a wooden box ……. seriously, though, Phi, it’s not about
racism, it’s about being an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT.
Haha yeah, makin’ babies in a country I can’t claim child benefits for them is my number 1 get-rich-quick scheme! Once you’ve raised them for a couple of years on dog biscuits and gruel, wearing a pillowcase, you can sell them to a dog food factory and start rakin’ it in…
Incidentally, who do people think has more right to American citizenship: “white trash” (yeah I hate that term) living off the state or an illegal immigrant with a job? Not saying either of those are typical, just asking, given those two individuals, who has more right to American citizenship and why.
As an African American, it is a sad relief to see another group being demonized. Only a few years ago, it was us who were accused of having too many illegitimate babies, being on welfare, and generally being a drag on the good ol’ US of A. Now people hate illegal immigrants (and anyone who speaks Spanish, even if they are legal) and it’s anyone from the Middle East, Pakistan, etc. that are getting profiled by the police.
At least, no one thinks African Americans are sneaking into the country illegally (we got here fair and square – on slave ships, and before many of your ancestors) and no one thinks we’re trying to blow up buildings. Of course, unarmed black men are still getting shot to death by police, so maybe things really haven’t improved.
PS I wonder how many Yankees in the 19th century wanted to keep the ancestors of some of the people protesting now out of the country?
I’m in favor of anyone who comes here legally – whatever skin color, language of origin, shoe size, or ice cream flavor preference (except Rocky Road; can’t stand those Rocky Road people).
I am confused though – are you asking if the 19th century Yankees wanted to keep out the ancestors of hippies?
No, s/he’s asking how many of the people opposed to immigration now are the descendants of immigrants themselves. In the 19th century, many people spread xenophobic lies about Italians, Irish and Jews. In fact, there are many striking parallels between how those groups were treated and received and how the Mexicans today are received.
Ok, I’m slow, but I understand now. The parallel gets a little bumpy, though, at the point of legality. My ancestors were discriminated against, certainly, but they came here through Ellis Island and following the law of the land.
The folks on the left side of the equation keep saying that the ‘bigots are anti-immigrant’. There may be a few, but the majority (of us bigots) are pro-immigrant; we’re just against illegal immigration. There is a huge difference, despite what the activists try to say to the contrary.
Such serious talk because of a little misspelling…
it doesn’t even go as far back as the 19th century. What was the name of that ship full of Jewish refugees trying to flee Nazi Germany, and America and Canada refused to take them? They were forced to go back to Europe and most of them died in the camps.
Time to put your pro-immigrant status to the ultimate test: Would you
support getting rid of the immigration laws that discriminate against certain
groups, including Latinos and the poor? That would make every Jose and
Maria that crossed the border a legal immigrant.
“Irish Need Not Apply”
in that case, you’ll love this one:
http://punditkitchen.com/2008/04/21/political-pictures-hillary-clinton-irish/
Hell ya!!!! I’m a LEGAL mexican-american college student and Im sitting here looking at people who hate me thinking…um, excuse me, but not to long ago your people were in my shoes and they didn’t speak English either!!!!….
By the way…people who preach about making “aliens” learn English need to look at themselves…In my high school class of 300, there were 200 some white Americans… I scored higher than ALL of them on our English proficiency test that the school required for graduation…
But they better speak ‘Merican right? This is opposite of what you said before and has nothing to do with the ignorant sign above. First, legal and illegal immigrants would be effected by English as a national language. Second, making English the official language would have no effect on the problems you’re referring to. It would not require hospitals to stop trying to help people who do not speak Englsih and most medical professional would consider it a travesty to do that under any circumstance. It would just make the legal system, voting, etc (government documents) impenetrable to those who speak only other languages or are not entirely proficient in English. Again, matchew, I must remind you that you should read reputable and numerous sources before forming an opinion based on what you think and they telling others how wrong they are.
I’m ok with anyone who comes to this country legally, most of them at least try to learn English. All the non-Spanish speaking immigrants are basically SOL as far as signs in their language, why do the Hispanics get a special pass? Also, the amount of money they send back is astronomical, its one of Mexico’s top income sources. Don’t try to persuade me that that’s not hurting our own ecomomy. Also, I don’t really agree with the statements about persecuting blacks or hispanics. To the blacks, you’re not African-American anymore, you’ve been here too long. Also, if you want the police and government to not single you out, try taking Bill Cosby’s advice. To the hispanics, if you’re here legally and work and vote, more power to you.
Hyla’s brook, i dont think you relize how hard it is to be from middle eastern heritage in these times. even if you dont dress like an afghan, and no turban. it is extremely difficult. everywhere u go people stare at you. finding a job is soo difficult caus people think EVERY SINGLE middle eastern peson wants to kill them. my father, he’s a driver ( he cant don anything else, artherite) people always made him open a box just to check if it was a bomb. as you could imagine it was very offensive and embarresing for him. what even pissed him off more was that, he’s not even muslim, he doesnt even like muslims that much. people dont think for them selves anymore. their her one story and they think its true so they start racial profiling. i saw this african guy getting pulled over the other day, he didnt do anything wrong, but he still got pulled over. as long as the media keep telling these people their one sided stories and dont look at the other side. this is shit gonna keep happening.
Racism come from lack of knowledge and Iggnorance
– Book of Aqdas (Baha’i’ Faith)
Boy, I’ll bet her neck was red when she realized what she’d written.
She probably still doesn’t.
If only English was America’s “offical” language, she might have gotten it right. :B
the double lines under the misspelled word is the actual editing symbol to mark a misspelling. Question is, did she know that?
Actually (and this is from an elementary student) double lines is to mark capitols. You put a loop-de-loop looking thing through a miss spelled word.
Awwwwwww *sniffs* the elementary teacher in me just loves that.
My ancestors didn’t come through ellis island…. we came with the british to fight the colonials!
Sorry, they lost, we stayed. Anyway, I agree that legals get more than their fair share of descrimination. I was in the army, and I have a friend who’s of middle eastern descent. He was born in the us, is islamic, and speaks english and arabic. After 9/11, you wouldn’t believe the flak he caught because of how he looks. Did I care? No. I still don’t, even after losing my fiance and having my brother permanently crippled from fighting in Iraq.
I do believe we need to do something about the illegals coming in from mexico. I work and pay taxes. Why can’t they? I work as a translator at work; guess what language? It pisses me off that all those bleeding hearts want to leagalize the million or so illegals already here. Yeah that sends a message- come here illegally, and we’ll let you stay! Lock em up, dump them in a desert, send them to work camps. Word gets out that life isn’t peachy for those who come, they’ll stop coming.
oh great, instead of letting them actually have a chance at life we, the “great american people”, should tell them to go back to their own horrible country to let them die in some god-awful way. I would say “they’re humans, too”, but clearly you aren’t one, ice_army. This is no different than what Hitler originally said about the Jews, and the last thing this dying planet needs right now is another version of him. Luckily, there can’t possibly be enough people as stupid as you as to let that happen.
On the contrary, it is ENTIRELY different from what Hitler did. He ousted people from their homes on THEIR land. He was the intruder, not them. I’m appalled that any thinking person would call somebody intolerant of illegal immigrants equivalent with Hitler. Go educate yourself.
I think we should instead drop the south into work camps and toss them into the desert. That is our main source of racist bigots and stupidity.
id muh rather have a country full of illegal immigrants than have complete idiots like some of the guys replying here.
at least they dont whine, and have some undeserved sense of self satisfaction.
Bigotry is not exclusive to the south. I am assuming that you are a northerner, and by lumping all southerners under the catergories of “racist bigots” and “stupid,” you are exhibiting those same characteristics. Thus, you have proven that it is not just “the south” that needs to be dropped into work camps and tossed into the desert for racist bigotry and stupidity.
Number one: Godwin’s Law.
Number two: Hitler was Austrian-born and emigrated to Germany, then started ousting native-born Germans.
I’m always excited when someone actually knows history and uses facts for a debate. You make me smile
Oh dear me. I know my engrish isn’t the best, but I at least spell-check to the best of my ability before sending it out into the world. I fear there are more people out there like her.
Remember the Alamo
LOL, HE MISSED AN “I”! THAT’S SOMETHING TO GET WORKED UP ABOUT!
Someone misses the “i” in irony too I see.
Before the irony debate ensues:
Dramatic (or tragic) irony is a disparity of expression and awareness: when words and actions possess a significance that the listener or audience understands, but the speaker or character does not.
I must say, it IS nice to find a picture like this with “mostly” intelligent debate behind it. It’s interesting though,how so many Americans cite their country as better than England (my home – yay!), yet ask for their language to be: ENGLISH! odd,eh?
Second that, Woop. “Standard” English, no less
let’s have less arguing and more researching!
There are certainly a lot of people here that are commenting without knowing both sides. My best friend is an illegal immigrant. Brought over when she was two, so she didn’t have a choice in the matter. Not only does she and her whole family pay taxes every year (illegal immigrants can use something called an I-10 number instead of a social security number) but they have all tried to get legal status as some point and time. If she goes back to Mexico and tries to do it the right way, regardless of the fact that she didn’t have a choice in coming over here, she has to wait at least ten years because the government can prove that she has been in the US. She can’t go to college, she can’t get a decent job, she can’t do anything. I understand wanting to punish those who come over illegally with full knowledge of what they are doing, but to punish a two year old? If the government would reform the system, there would be far less illegal immigrants. Right now, not only is it outrageously expensive, but depending on where you are coming from, it also takes an excessive amount of time. My other friend has a green card from Canada, and just to get that to come here she had to wait two years. Another girl I talked to has to wait 13 years to come here legally from Cuba. If the system was changed, and those people that are coming here to escape a place where they are making little to no money didn’t have to pay hundreds to thousands of dollars to get here, and even then wait for years, then people would come the right way. Until that happens, don’t expect things to change anytime soon. Sorry this is so long, but this topic makes my blood boil. Oh, and as a side note, I am from the South, and am not a racist or anti-immigrant, so that little comment made before was very unintelligent. Just sayin
Cristina, I believe that I can claim knowing both sides. I come from the former Soviet Union, came here legally, that was the best decision in my life (after marrying my husband
These are my two cents:
1. We applied, we waited, we paid our dues, we underwent “discriminating” medical exam to prove we have no AIDS, mental disability, tuberculosis, or STD. We tried and keep trying to blend in as much as we can, mostly by working legally and respecting this country’s laws. Yes, I am a patriot of this country.
2. Illegal immigration is a big, nasty, lucrative business as vile as drug or weapons smuggling. Ever wondered how much you must pay the coyote to smuggle you in? Are you aware it’s FEW TIMES MORE than legal immigration fees total? How soon are you off the hook? Where does your money go? Do you have any fair chance to break free, stay alive, and go legal? How long you must work for nothing before you are “free” to start your own legalization saga, paying through the nose (again) to the sleazy lawyers? You know they cannot guarantee you legalization, but you have no choice? What about all these so-called Mail-order Brides? (Shame on my old country, it’s the main importer). What about people freezing to death in the cargo compartments on the planes or being eaten by rats on the cargo ships, left for dead in the desert, falling off the boats like Elian Gonzales’s mom? (Thanks for Clinton and Janet Reno, this boy wound up a propaganda prop in the Castro’s bloody hands. His own daughter bolted from the Communist paradise).
3. Can’t speak for other countries, but in the former SU racism and chauvinism is of epic proportions. Neo-Nazis are not that much prosecuted, and they are much more aggressive than in America. The republics/countries have their share of their own illegal immigrants. People get lynched, I mean killed, literally. Well, we’ve gotten our share back then even though we were “natives”: my husband is a Jew, I am not, he was discriminated as a Jew, and I was discriminated because I was married to him. To be precise, I couldn’t get a job I was qualified for because for a government job you get screened, and if you have a potential “defector” (namely Jew) in the family, you automatically fall under suspicion. (Hello Orwell). Well hell, they were right. I finally got fed up and defected – legally.
4. Try and go to ANY OTHER country, starting from Mexico, same way as illegals come to the USA, but on your own. You won’t last a day. You will be arrested, deported, and (probably) abused in any unthinkable way. I mean, what rights? Your are not a citizen. Try to get a job, a place to live, go to the hospital and tell them you got no money. Relax and see what happens. Or you team up with the Mafia that makes big, big bucks on the illegals. They keep you in the barn, they drive you to and from job, and if you get too sick, they get rid of you. If you yap too much, they silence you, physically.
5. Or go to Norway, Belgium, any affluent and civilized country, and ask if they want you there. Good chance is they will fine AND kick you out.
6. People come here mostly from the Third World where they have had no rights, period. Any change is a change for the better. Why do you think they are coming here?.. right, to bite the feeding hand, but not all of them. You just cannot appreciate enough the difference between America and the rest of the world. This country has been too generous and forgiving, and there is too much criminal activity taking advantage of this “weakness”, and when all the hell breaks loose, the two-year-old baby takes the blow. Is it fair? No, but where did you see fair?..
7. Amnesty does not work. Once you give it to a two-year-old baby, the whole village will be banging on the door, bringing their life with them, their language, their criminal structures, their laws (remember Muslim fathers killing their teen daughters for not wearing the veil, in Canada and in the USA within the week?..) Once you express your concerns, you’re discriminating!.. And there are enough lawyer scoundrels lining up to defend people that live here but hate America and don’t give a s*** about its laws. Be careful here. Have you ever seen how they distribute the UN food? The thugs wrestle away women and babies and are selling it five minutes later not even trying to disguise the brand!!! Where – Africa, North Korea, all those commie countries after hurricanes, tsunami, earthquakes – so beware: these people will end up here before any babies. Careful what your wish for.
Sorry it’s waaaay long. I live in NY and see it on a large scale in crazy acceleration. I was lucky to have come here and that’s why I want this country to survive.
yeah I’d like to see peruvians speak english too.
Americans are funny. And sad too, judging from these comments.
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i can has half a brain? maybe then i can spell official.
Politics, its funny! America is like a huge Melting pot.
Why cant ya just invent ya own language insted of stealing english?
America is overrated. And its already rated “Sucky”
Patriots is just extremists is nicer clothing.
Wow. You actually believe that the south is all bigots?
Thats like the guys at my school who say that all of Iraq is terrorists, and that me and my brother are the only people in America who don’t believe in god.
Um…excuse me but…has anyone freaking out over this thought about the fact that, even if they do make it the “officiall” language of the US, it wont do shit?? Seriously…come on. If it ever does get to Congress, it will sit on a bill docket for MONTHS, cause hundreds of “discussions” that tie up Congress’s already full schedule, get revised, rewritten, added to…and then if it ever does get voted in, it will be written on some secretary’s minutes, put in a drawer and left…to gather dust and be forgotten…
I’m not going to express my opinion on the issue of America’s official language. If it would make you feel better for that to be the case, by all means write your petitions, hold your rallies, and if the time ever comes, vote away to your little hearts content. But all I’m saying is, why are people freaking out about little bitty issues like this that won’t effect anybody? Seriously…any consideration on how AIDS is decimating the people of Africa? No. Any comments about the oppressivve regime in Myanmar that would kill its own monks? Don’t see any. How about expressing concern at the state of our own government, the corruption and greed that is turning this country into something its founders wouldn’t recognize? Nothing??
Geez, guys. thats pretty sad.
To be honest I think its ironic that this guy spelt officially wrong when in America, you spell a lot of words differently than in England. Maybe that’s what they were pointing out and they were taking the piss?
what ? and let you defile yet another grate thing, get the hell out of here !
I hope you are typing “grate” as a way of being sarcastic.
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why not?
This women want to start a war or something between American people that already Americans being an American doesnt mean specking English
It IS dumb that most of the people who criticize Spanish speakers for not learning English can’t speak English correctly themselves. But what’s even dumber is that we don’t just go ahead and teach all American 3 & 4 year olds Spanish. Then they can interpret for us older folk.
And besides which, Spanish is easier to learn than English. If I go 3 states away from here, I can’t understand what people mean by certainwords – and it is certainly hard to understand Americans from different generations.
And, yes, I know one mustn’t start a sentence with “and”!
Although I agree with you that work camps are a terrible suggestion and Americans in general can be very pompous and closed minded, try going on vacation, much less illegally immigrating, to a western European nation without learning the language. The locals will make your life hell.
No country likes people sneaking in and then asking the locals to support them. It doesn’t matter which country you are from.
I do think it is sad, however, that immigrants who are here legally get the same treatment as those here illegally just because they happen to be of the same nationailty.
While I generally am inclined to stay out of this argument here (it’s more fun to watch!), I want to point out that I’ve been to a few non-English speaking countries where I had no problem getting along. That is, people in Portugal, France, Spain and India all knew English well enough that I never learned their languages very well (I’m working on righting that). My husband lived in Germany and said just about everyone there knew English very well, too. A child with whom I spoke in India knew six languages (English was one). These people put us to shame. The English language is not fixed to American culture; pluralism is.
In other news, the work camp idea is ridiculous and I hope the person who wrote it was just trying to get a rise out of people. The mere mention makes me sad.
what mexican person have you ever paid for? Have you ever seen a mexican begger asking for spare change? They will work for themselves.
on the other hand i see about 10-20 “locals” with signs up asking for change.