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You’re right. God DOES hate cigarettes.
And this jackass in the raincoat holding the signs!
God must be bored if he laughs every time a bundle of sticks goes down for the count. Poor sticks.
Totally pwned. I am a Christian and anybody that has the nerve to tell another human being that God hates them forgot to read their Bible. This guy totally had this picture coming.
Pardon the double post. I thought this one didn’t take so I totally retyped it below. oops.
Totally pwned. I am a Christian and anybody that has the nerve to tell another human being that God hates them makes me sick. This guy totally had this picture coming.
love ur post. oh, by the way I’m an atheist, does that mean I’m gonna go to hell? just asking- I’d quite like to hedge my bets
If you don’t believe in a god, an ultimate good, then it is only a norm to believe or disbeliev an existence of the extreme opposite.
But, if you’re asking a Christian as an atheist if you are indeed going to hell, then they’ll go militant on your ass.
as an atheist wouldn’t you have NO belief in anything such as a “Hell?”
haha thats so true.
by the way everyone, the story of jesus is so identical to the story of Oedipus, Theseus, and Romulus
2,009 years ago symbolic literature was extremely common and they just coppied pagan religions.
I believe in zeus just as much as I believe in jesus. I believe in Allah just as much as I believe in Budha. I believe i have to kill christians to get into an eternaly happy afterlife just as much as i believe i have to be a good person.
theres no way of knowing whether of not there is a god. The bible implies that i am going to hell because I am agnostic but the bible also orders the death of all homosexuals and the bible also claims the earth was created rediculously recently. I was backpacking in the grand canyon recently and there are rocks in there that are older than the bibles claimed creation date for the earth. Dinosaurs also dissprove it. But this is getting off topic…..No one knows if there is a god, no one has probably ever seen him, and no one will probably ever know as long as they are on earth.
agnostic = logic
Yeah… all this is true, just there’s one factor which’s been left out…
Religeon is healthy. The phychological security of believing in something beyond death is actually good for you. I can haz sheep plz. (dual meaning)
No. Faith is healthy. Religion is a mental disease, as evidenced by the creepy dude in the raincoat.
Side note, anyone else reckon that bloke also owns a van with the words “Free Candy” painted on the side?
I am not a Christian, but I would like to point out your historical inaccuracies:
Oedipus: A king who murdered his father and married his mother.
Theseus: A popular Greek king who defended the rights of Athenians.
Romulus: The founder of a city which went on to build a great empire through a combination of meritocratic bureaucracy and bloody warfare.
Jesus: An itinerant beggar who began a pacifistic cult that rejected the traditional Jewish laws and promoted “turn the other cheek” as opposed to “an eye for an eye.”
The first two of these men exemplify the Greek values of pride and personal skill. The third exemplifies the Roman virtues of hard work and loyalty toward the state. The fourth exemplifies the Judeo-Christian values of monotheistic piety and self-sacrifice.
Merely saying Agnostic=Logic doesn’t make you right. In bashing religion, you come off as just as smug and self-satisfied as the religions you appear lampoon.
Not trying to argue; rather, I’d like to offer a suggestion to your theory. When I was studying rock formation this year in science, I realized that the Bible is really just God’s relationship with humans. Who’s to say his seven days creating the world weren’t millenia (not sure is misspelled; sorry) just put into more literary terms. The Bible is SO annoyingly allegorical–who’s to say that the writer meant to put it in terms we could understand? Maybe HE caused the Big Bang Theory. That’s what I believe, really. I’m not hugely religious, but I grew up Baptist Christian, so I’m pretty familiar with this stuff. Being in the South, I live with the most bigotted, self-righteous, hypocritical hicks you could imagine. Obviously, I’m pretty neutral on homosexuality–I could care less about a dude kissing a dude or whatever. Anyway. That’s all I wanted to say.
i agree as long as they don’t try to kiss me i have no problem with them
Above is the entire reason why I am a deist.
Also, see Horus from the Egyptian Book of the Dead. Predates the bible by centuries. Horus has the exact same story as Jesus. Only the names have been changed.
Actually, using your “belief” in Buddha isn’t a good analogy to Allah. Nobody sees Buddha as a “god” or higher power: Buddha was just a monk who taught peace and personal ethics, much like Confucius.
I’ve always wondered, though. What do you think’s going to happen to you in the afterlife as an agnostic?
I’m charro and I approve this timely message. On this page. Again.
Krishna was another(c.3226 BC to c.3102 BC) also born of a virgin birth, also an outlaw for challenging the government, also created food at a celebration.
I’m guessing Thou Shalt Not Steal doesn’t apply to plagerism.
I should really get a stamp for all these approvals.
OMG Thank you!!! I’m agnostic too, and that helped put more perspective in my eyes and knowledge. People are insecure which is why they try to believe something greater is protecting them.
Ooh, missed one. *stamp*
at the same time, atheists say there is no scientific evidence to prove a god’s existence. is there any scientific evidence that proves a god DOESNT exist?no. so the whole argument is ridiculous.
*stamp*
@ anal snakes
actually according to the bible one guy was shown god’s ass if you’d believe it… That guys face also supossedly glowed so bright after that that he had to wear a veil for the rest of his life.
Your pal,
Jesus
*stampity stamp*
I hope the two teenagers are his sons/grandsons. It would make this even funnier. x3
Unfortunately, Fred Phelps (the hater) has a large family, and has thoroughly indoctrinated them all into his hateful ways, so those are not his sons/grandsons.
This is the guy that protests at soldiers’ funerals, because the US Gov’t turns a blind eye to gay servicemembers (“don’t ask, don’t tell.”) Not that the “blind eye” is even true (there is still plenty of discrimination in the military), but even that little bit is too much for Fred Phelps.
Yes, most sane people would agree that Fred Phelps *MUST* be secretly gay.
I’ve never understood that logic. I can see how Freddie must be filled with loveless isolation, twisted rage, a bottomless thirst for publicity and repressed childhood trauma, but Gay?? Not so much…
You’re right…cause Gay Means happy…and if he has a large family of kids and grandkids….he can’t be too happy…I broke….I wish I were gay….gah why I have to pay for kids stuff….
Just so you know, not ALL of Fred’s kids are part of the “cult” at the WBC. if you do a bit of research you’ll learn that Mark, Nate and Kathy all left the church many many years ago, and live separately from them. I know that Nate and Mark have had no contact at all for more than 30 years.
Man, this guy wins the douchebag of the year award. I think his dad hated him cuz he’s a closet gay. Not just gay, but like that super duper Fabulous!! gay, crotchless leather pants and all.
LOL! WIN!
Pants cannot be crotchless. If they are crotchless, then they are Chaps.
And if you have a pair of pants with the crotch ripped out, then they are garbage.
AMAZING!
waahahaha
Dont be hating on me just cause im mad at the world..
My penis is small, im really dumb.. i feel alone, my wife is actualy a tranny, nobody things i can acomplish things.. and yes.. im a closet gay( dont tell anyone)
So if you see me in the streets pls.. give me a big kiss and a slap in the ass, that would make me really gay.. oh.. sorry i mean happy .
Ps: IM A DOUCHBAG!
now don’t you feel better????? ~~~~~copies and pots on every website possibile~~~~~
pots should be posts sorry!!!!
Ok I think this pic goes over the line. I am a bisexual/homosexual person and I find this picture offensive.
I know I’m a Charistian and I know that God loves ALL people…including terrorists and many others.
Fred Phelps forgot to read the “love thy neighbor as thyself” verse in the Bible.
Looks like he hates himself to me, then.
Yeah, and I think he must’ve skipped that whole “God is love” part, too…
Seems to me that you know more about Christianity than this know it all.
I’m a Christian and straight and find his signs offensive. Saying that he is exactly the person he himself claims God hates is a great big “NEENER!” and he totally deserved it.
Might for you, but I love seeing these protesters wasting their time.
Anyone else think there should be a couple of really out guys holding signs saying
“Jesus Loves me this I know, for the bible tells me so” (If he is a christian it would be a good response.)
I love it!
I’m an atheist. Does God realy love me?, it’s just that all through my education my teachers told me that I was going to go to hell and God hated me
Of course God loves you! Please know that you never need to doubt that. Though, I would like to ask (and understand, I’m not trying to be sarcastic or snide) are you truly atheist, or merely agnostic (the difference being that atheists do not believe in the existence of God at all, whereas agnostics [generally] are uncertain or believe in some undefined higher order to life)? Either way, God loves all people and your teachers had no place to claim He does not.
Well, Theology is a flawed science. The Deity is too great, too loving, too awesome for his/her motives to be understood by us mere mortals. Any definite conception we make about the Deity is probably false; any god small enough for us to understand is to small to be worth worshipping. So wether or not we accept any theological conception such as the Trinity, recognizing Muhammad as prophet, the wheel of Samara, it probably doesn’t come close to the real thing. Why bother quantifying faith into religion? Just live a good life and leave the hereafter to the hereafter.
I’m mabsba, and I would like to point out that theology is not a science.
Right. Just like astrology!
Wait, what? You never heard of Mary Baker Eddy (no relation I might add)?
Calling something science doesn’t make it so.
Oh, like global warming? Bwaaaahaaaaa!
How can you be Bisexual/Homosexual. Is one of your boyfriends cosntantly fooling you with very convincing drag?
Duke, of course the picture is offensive, but Fred Phelps gets his sorry ass on the news occasionally. I’m surprised that you aren’t familiar with him and his clan. A large number of the members of his “church” also share the surname Phelps. The word “inbreeders” comes to mind.
They hate everyone but themselves.
God loves terrorists? Yeah. Make that into a bumper sticker and see how that goes over.
Fantastic! A God Loves Terrorists bumper sticker!!! Great idea if you have a really shitty car with really good insurance. I love it!
but aren’t most terorists from the middle east??? isn’t that place mostly islam?????????? isn’t that where christainity started??????????weird.
These two kids FTW! I give them a standing ovation for their wit. However, this moron gets a karma slap upside the head.
I’d like to know when this loser was elected as God’s PR manager. Aren’t they the ones who tell the world what the superstar is thinking?
Obviously the dude in the middle is an asshole, but it should also be pointed out that “GAY” IS NOT AN INSULT.
to mr. phelps, however, it obviously would be an insult–probably the worst thing you could possibly say to him. and the thing with insults, is you don’t say what would offend you–you say what would offend the person you’re insulting. so while i strongly concur that gay is NOT an insult–it works extremely well here, because this would give phelps a shitfit.
Not to the general public, it isn’t. But to this guy, in his twisted world, it is. Thus, PWNED!
Fred Phelps would take it as an insult, which was why the two kids were doing it.
of course gay is not an insult, and saying so is thoroughly offensive. but i believe the point of this photo is for irony, not gay bashing.
you have to admit, it is really clever.
This guy Fred Phelps just helps prove one of my favorite quotes: “the single greatest cause of atheism in the world today is Christians…”
That’s the best quote I’ve ever heard.
whats ‘atheism’ mean????????????
It means you don’t believe a higher power created earth and the universe.
It means you do not believe in a higher power at all.
Actually, it’s “a-theism” or “lack of theism”. Theism is belief in a god or gods, so atheism is the lack of belief in a god or gods.
If you answer the question “Do you believe in a god?” with anything other than “Yes” or other form of affirmative answer, then you’re an atheist.
And I should really check the timestamp of the person I’m responding to so I don’t look like an idiot.
love it. actually people like him and their reactions to this made me re-think everything and eventually led to me just saying i believe in agnostic theism. that’s basically where you believe there is a god, but you can’t understand it. sort of like the creation can’t understand the creator
I self-identify as an agnostic atheist. I don’t know and I don’t believe.
Textbook closet case self loather, can’t be comfortable with his own sexuality. (anyone who can tell me what movie that’s from wins a free internet!)
Mallrats, Ninja, Mallrats. Keep your internet, though, I have too many internets as it is. Giving them away on Craigslist along with gmail invites.
Mallrats ftw. I can haz internetz naow plzkthx.
Haha, the kid on the right now owns a shirt that says, “GAY.”
Honestly, that seems a lot more useful to me than one that says “HE’S”.
God, that man looks miserable. What a sad existence.
That lesbian and her brother sure are brave, but at the same time awesome.
It’s odd, but the person on the left looks like a good friend of mine that moved away for a better job a few years ago…and this is JUST the sort of stunt he’d love to pull. ^_^
I say, MEH to WBC ‘protests’ – at least Fred et al. are out in public where we can keep an eye on them and not hiding away somewhere making letterbombs.
Way to thumb your noses at hatemongers!
Yeah, I like my hate front & centre, where I can keep an eye on it.
not the smartest nicest friendliest sympethetic . . .(continues making list then passes out from exhoustion!)
As someone who supports the Westboro Baptist Church, and agrees with their truly Biblical theology 100%, I’d be quick to point out that the two fools in the picture failed to do anything other than demonstrate their overabundance of free time.
at least they dont live their lives that way, wandering around finding hatemongers. the opportunity presented itself, and they took it. and you have to admit….pwned. hardcore pwned.
and i notice a WBC-loving fool up at just about 11 at night talking about an overabundance of free time….how ironic
Wow… Just do us a favor and kill yourself, please. And take your psycho circus of misguided and unfounded haters with you.
They had to give that up after their asses got kicked for doing that to one too many military funerals. They’re hatemongers, don’t confuse them with actual heroes with courage.
really? you are a WBC sympathiser and you managed to turn on your computer all by yourself? Hmm, maybe there is a god afterall…
Pierce – You mean overabundance of time like Fred Phelps?
And if you are truly associated with Westboro Baptist, please explain why it’s o.k. to judge others, to say that God hates anyone and to make an occasion like a child’s military funeral even more painful for a grieving mother?
Have you ever thought about getting out of these church? Maybe Fred Phelps isn’t a prophet at all and you’ve just been hearing the message for so long, you’ve become indoctrinated.
I remember when this picture happened. Phelps was protesting at Vanderbilt. The guy with “he’s” on his shirt was my physics lab partner at the time, and he told me about this great picture he took that was going to be in the student newspaper ‘The Slant’. These guys had to pretend to agree with a lot of crap before he agreed to take this picture. Well worth it though; brightens up my day every time I see it online.
The guy you’re talking about looks JUST like one of my best friends from high school, Tyler. And this is totally something he would do too lol. It’s kind of creepy how much he looks like him, goatee thing included.
Hey – isn’t that the lesbian couple from the ‘progress’ pic? They sure get around. http://punditkitchen.com/2008/06/16/political-pictures-gay-marriage-california-civil-unions/#comments
i’ve lived in topeka (home of the westboro baptist church) my whole life, so this picture definitely made me grin. i try to ignore the signs whenever i see them so that phelps doesn’t have the satisfaction of seeing my disgust, but it’s awesome to see others undermining him in such a hilarious way!
Tee-shirt avengers, my hat is off to you. This is possibly the most righteous pwning I have ever seen.
Hahahahahahaha! That’s epic.
This picture totally made me grin, and I sent along to some of my friends. We definitely need more T-Shirt-Avengers.
a) More than anything else, I’m alarmed by the fact that dude looks like Don Imus.
b) The nutjob fundamentalists like this show up on my campus from time to time, doing their usual “I hate everything ever” spiel. My favorite moment was when one of said douchebags was ranting about homosexuals and how they were going to hell, etc. Some kid in the crowd jumped up on the garden wall next to him with a sign scribbled in his notebook that said, “This guy gives great head!” with an arrow pointing toward the psycho. Fun stuff.
Then I saw my 80-some year old poli-sci prof go off on the guy, and *finally* a couple of the on-campus Christian organizations got him to leave because he was embarrassing them. Fun stuff.
those guys. are. my heroes. <3
and the two awesome geeks with the tshirts ftw.
Why do so many atheists ask if God loves them…?
If you’re atheist, you don’t believe in God. You’re contradicting yourselves.
And it’s partly why I’m agnostic when it comes to athiests. I’m not sure they really exist.
Firstly, Atheists exist. In The US there are almost twice as more atheists (not agnostics) than the practicing Jewish and Muslim population combined.
Secondly, read Richard Dawkins’ The God Delusion. It coherently, tastefully and interestingly puts all doubts to rest in your mind regarding atheism and you can finally get on with your life safe in the knowledge that EVERYTHING IS OK!!!!!!!!!
It is a purely hypothetical question. I often ask it for 2 reasons: A) to instigate debate with a believer
B) to laugh my ass off at the response.
ignorant idiot…
Can I just say that a) The WBC are a bunch of prejudiced monsters and b) I’m pretty sure that may be the founder of the “Church”, Fred Phelps. In which case, uber-pwn.
Dude, that’s Fred Phelps. That’s not just a member of Westboro Baptist Church, he’s the Founder and pastor of it. Mad props, bro.