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George’s Final Plan


Political Picture - Phoenix Lander Mars site

George’s Final Plan For Iraq

(Mars Crater where Phoenix Lander landed)

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  1. TheMan says:

    Worked in Japan… (I know thats terrible [1st!!!! btw])

  2. ellahydew says:

    So is the plan that he’s going to blow himself up or send himself to that marked spot on the moon? Either way…great plan!

  3. ellahydew says:

    Excuse me….

  4. ellahydew says:

    Stupid wordpress!! i was trying to correct myself by saying Mars. Sorry for the triple posts

  5. Blarg says:

    It would certainly make things much easier.

    • Victoria says:

      Oh, yes, MUCH easier. *end sarcasm* That is, until some other country picked a fight with (some other country name here), the we would, once again, feel the need to put ourselves in situations where we are not needed, or wanted.

      • Herr Kub says:

        Today Iraq, Next Week Iran, Next Year Pakistan! WHOOHOO! *eyeroll*

        Although the Great Lakes of the Middle East does have a nice ring to it.

  6. XR 263 says:

    O_O That’s a little harsh.

  7. Tenon says:

    Glass em’.

  8. dave-o says:

    How ironic. That’s Iran’s plan for Iraq also. (And for everyone else as well).

  9. LOLBabyMama says:

    Maek Iraq teh middul eesturn glas factoree- sounz gud 2 meh.

  10. A. Nonymous says:

    Nuke the entire middle east. Then we can have atomic oil, and all of our energy problems would be solved.

  11. evil grin says:

    shouldn’t that have just been the first plan?

    • Mike says:

      should have just done this BEFORE it was a problem

      • Hrafn says:

        Yeah, because it’s awfully rude of those heathen brown savages to not be sufficiently grateful that after propping up their crazy dictator and his reign of terror over them for any number of years, we only deposed the bastard for becoming a political liability to a handful of powerful political figures and business interests here and blasted the holy bejesus out of their infrastructure in the meantime. and as if all of that wasn’t enough, we left the reconstruction to a bunch of unskilled, incompetent cronies and ideologues who just made sure that the s**t sandwich was packed full of extra nuts.

        Hey…while we’re at it. maybe we can take all the good land and relocate ‘em to reservations?

        • Been there says:

          Hrafn: You need to get out of your tree-hugging canvas tent more often. Having actually lived in the Middle East, on and off, for the last ten years, I can assure you that there is no “good” land to take.

  12. Devon says:

    The only problem I see with this one is that it is going on the assumption that Bush has a plan.

  13. JorgeThurgood says:

    I don’t get it…What’s wrong with the plan?

  14. Steve says:

    Easy to see which way this site rolls. (I kan haz a clew? Apparently not.)

    Get a job and do something productive with your life.

    • J99450 says:

      So exercising our first amendment right to free speech isn’t productive when we are speaking against the president? You are the one who needs to get a life and learn to ignore what you don’t like.

      • Maldain says:

        I suspect it has more to do with the Bush bashing and the rather obvious affliction with BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome) this site exhibits. It doesn’t stop it from being funny but it is a bit of a bore especially given the man is out of office in a few months.

      • randman83 says:

        Hypocrite-
        yyou\’re doing it right!!

  15. J99450 says:

    @Steve
    So exercising our first amendment right to free speech isn’t productive when we are speaking against the president? You are the one who needs to get a life and learn to ignore what you don’t like.

  16. Steve says:

    Maldain,
    With luck, they’ll be able to move into McCain Derangement Syndrome. Failing that, they can always poke fun at Rush Limbaugh.

    • Hrafn says:

      I live in AZ, and McCarpet-bag is deranged enough on his own…that and he doesn’t know Shiite from Shinola without the aid of Joe “checked his bearings” Lieberman

  17. sim says:

    i think it’s a good idea.

  18. 1SGFitzsWife says:

    Next stop Afghanistan

  19. ruckus says:

    meanwhile Iraq is going so well Obama can’t use it as a talking point anymore

  20. Happygestapo says:

    That’ll show ‘em

  21. Julia says:

    You know, if you look at it upside down it becomes a hill.

  22. trusts says:

    dang, not true! GWB was never quite like that.


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