“Two plus two clearly equals seven, if logical rules are to be followed.”
is to be taken SO much more seriously than
“no asshat 2 plus 2 equals 4, put some dam pennies on a table and count.”

Yes . . . yes . . . ah, I see your point.

I wanna meet you and buy you a beer.
Three cheers. =)

As a pharmacist, even married to another pharmacist, the combined joint pay of $200k every year still doesn’t get a tax hike under Obama.

As such, rest assured that I am shaking in my shoes about this new administration destroying my capability to feed my children.

LOL CENSORSHIP!

This is a really good one.

Also, free trade is economically correct.

My two cents:

Obama is by no means a savior, and I disagree with some of his policies. ‘Free trade’(aka selling out the U.S.) and his stance on immigration.

However, the U.S. troops and economy could not survive 8 years under a Mcain presidency.

Back in the 30′s-40′s, war helped get us out of a Great Depression. The economy is so different now that continuing this ILLEGAL war is dragging us down into one.

Support the troops by BRINGING THEM HOME.

…but I’d be prepared to lay pretty good money…

Unfortunately, industries have shown themselves to be incapable of self-regulation. They can’t be trusted to earn profits honestly by treating their workers well and dealing fairly with customers and society in general. Mostly they act like spoiled five-year-olds fighting over a birthday cake. That’s when the grownups have to step in. People complain about the ‘nanny state’: stop acting like you need a nanny!

Ahhhhhh, poor baby! Do you need your blanky? Did the bad bad liberal make the good ol’ conservative sad?

Awfully angry but still accurate.

There’s no debating with people who have long since stopped thinking and researching for themselves and let Limbaugh & Co. do their thinking for them. I know because I used to be one of them. There is hope that they will one day find their own brain again.

I enjoy all the LOLs and long live cheezburgers!

As I said above: come back with an argument.

I also support the right to private gun ownership, subject to regulation (as allowed in the 2d Amendment). While I own no firearms myself, I intend to purchase some as soon as I have enough discretionary income. As it is, I am spending enough money on student loans and health insurance.

You have no remaining arguments in the text you have posted. Have a nice day.

Democrats whine when dead people are prevented from voting. They just can’t bear to be honest.

Why do I side with the liberals? Because while I don’t necessarily believe that all liberal ideas are right, I admire the track record, even though I believe, for example, in tougher programs for dealing with the homeless.

I’ll actually be less likely to move if a Republican gets elected. Why? Because my country will need my help.

I live in California. I hope for our sake that you never come here, but realize–we get something like seventy-nine cents for each dollar of tax we send to the federal treasury. For true-red states like Montana, it’s more like two bucks. You use our software, you browse our websites, you buy our hardware, you watch our television shows and movies. Reject our values if you want, but be prepared to have the might of the most populous and influential state in the Union against you, and don’t whine if you lose. We don’t–we tighten our bootlaces and jump back into the fray.

Gee, I love being a swing voter. n.n

I’d say that’s as accurate as any other pithy saying you care to pull out of your ass.

Yes, deregulated markets clearly are the solution to all our problems! Enron stock is at, what, 350 now? Oh, wait…

And Ken Lay was a BIG BUDDY of who? Bush? No wai! (note… I worked for an Enron subsidiary at the time, so don’t even think of saying I don’t know what I’m talking about). And… Congress had nothing to do with it, and in fact did not help to deregulate energy markets throughout the US? No WAI!!!!1!!1!

McCain is too liberal!!!!!!1!! Zomg. You *ARE* smoking crack. We’d be better with Bob Barr, right? That would solve everything.

HA!!!!