Killer tomatoes wait Fer hapless clerk to get too close
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Killer tomatoes wait Fer hapless clerk to get too close
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: JMixx
She’s not even supposed to be here today.
ummm Clerks ref?
Didn’t we fire her last week?
Whoa, a pol-lol that’s actually funny, and not mean-spirited or partisan!
Someone delete it, it doesn’t belong here.
Another good one: Home grown Laxatives!
Hopefully, she has a copy of “Puberty Love” in her Walkman…
PHOTOSHOPPED
Apparently, tomatoes from Virginia are safe.
Darn! The rednecks won’t be killed!!!
Ray, if that’s even your real name. I would be checking my back if I were you. The rednecks are onto you. And they do not take too kindly to your kind ’round here. Beware of the smell of chewing tobacco.
Seriously though, having been all over the south and living in VA, it is my experience that VA has the fewest and least extreme rednecks of any southern state.
Rednecks are everywhere. They’re not just living in the South. Ever been to a rural town in the midwest? Same people. Different accents.
Glad I don’t eat tomatoes. Oh and btw, rednecks cover the entire country, not just the south.
Proud to be a redneck from MS.
I started work at Tim Hortons a few weeks ago, after the outbreak. Most of the sandwiches are still OK; Ham and Cheese is fine, Club sandwiches are fine, Chicken Salad is bland any way you slice it, and Egg Salad didn’t come with tomato anyway. But BLTs are not just Bacon and Lettuces, with mayo of course. They’re pretty bland now, and they really lost something without tomatoes. It’s kind of sad. And yet, there are still a few people who actually want to just get bacon, lettuce, and mayo sandwiches, for some reason.
I hope the salmonella outbreak is over soon, for the BLT’s sake.
My friends played their “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes” movie once.
And I fell right asleep.
(oO)
Psssssst ! Don’t mention anything …. about ketchup !
GET OFF THE PHONE!