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“For those of you who have never seen one this is what a black person looks like.”

(Barack Obama)

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  1. JP says:

    Bad. Implies inherent racism in caucasian citizens. Typical from an Obama lemming. not funny.

    • Bored says:

      Sense of humor FAIL.

    • Khaaaaaaan says:

      JP, uninformed FAIL on your part. Racism isn’t implied here at all. There are many areas of this country where there are almost no black people.

      Examples: (2000 census)

      Bismarck, ND – pop. 56,000, < 200 black
      Eau Claire, WI – pop. 62,000, < 500 black
      Rapid City, SD – pop. 60,000, ~600 black
      The entire state of New Hampshire – pop. 1.3 million, ~15,000 black

      Incidentally, it wasn’t hard to figure out where to look – Cities with population 40-100 thousand that are relatively isolated from other urban centers.

      The caption is obviously an exaggeration, but it’s funny because it’s true.

      • TheLarrikin says:

        The part that seems ‘racist’ is the fact that it says ‘This is what a black person _looks like_.’ They’re not attempting to interact with said person, but are rather being portrayed as not even knowing what a black person looks like.

      • neztra says:

        Um… isn’t one of his parents causasian? LOL. Sorry, that is NOT what black looks like. That’s what “happy medium” looks like.

      • dean says:

        can I please move to one of these locations?

        • Roy says:

          I’m guessing your a racist hick douchebag who hates Blacks and wants to be as far away from them as possible? What other explanation is there to what you just said?

          Typical Southerner.

    • Greenbandit says:

      I’m a, uh, “caucasian” citizen and I didn’t find this racist at all. Fact of the matter is that there are plenty of people in small towns who have very little contact with people who are different from them. Does that make them racist? No, just insulated.

      • Wyomingite says:

        I can personally vouch that there are NO black people in my town. Zero. Nada. And I know many people who yes, DO NOT know how to interact with people of another race than their own.

        It’s very sad and it’s very true, hence a hilarious joke.

        • Mindless2164 says:

          @Wyomingite
          Same thing goes for my town, sadly.

          My grandmother once met a black man, (I was there) and she
          couldn`t remember his name, so she said “Is it OK if I all you
          `the Ni**er`?”
          Incredibly embarrassing…

      • Irina says:

        Don’t you mean “isolated”?

      • Sarah says:

        the word is isolated u dumbass not insulated!

    • Toni says:

      This made me spit my drink out I laughed so hard. Nothing racist about it…. I’m sick of people LOOKING for racist remarks in everything.

  2. Josiah says:

    thats one of those things thats pretty funny, but you dont want to laugh publicly about it

  3. sweetroscoe says:

    This is actually funny in an innocuous lolpolitical! Wow! Innocuous in the sort of “Hey, I’m just ribbing my white friends” kinda way…

  4. Francis says:

    Actually he looks kinda brown to me, but it could just be that I have my screen adjusted wrong.

    • Kroenen says:

      no he’s already like that. at least, that’s how he is in every picture on TV i’ve ever seen. Most black people aren’t literally black, just really dark brown.

  5. Jamie says:

    Half honkey , all donkey.

  6. ema says:

    How could anyone who reads or has TV not have ever seen a black person before? You would have to be living in a cave. Oprah Winfrey, Bill Cosby, Haley Berry, Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, 50Cent… All prosperous black Americans.

    • Jez says:

      I know people who had never seen a black person in real life until they came to college. Sounds insane, but if you live in a super rural area it’s kinda common.

      Seeing Oprah Winfrey or 50Cent on TV doesn’t give you an idea of what real African Americans are like. I sure hope to god people don’t think because I am white I am the same as Tom Cruise or the Beckhams!!

    • lala says:

      its a joke, grow a sense of humor. :)

    • Greenbandit says:

      Well, my Grandmother grew up in a tiny little town in Tennessee. She came out to visit our family in the big city of Phoenix one summer, and my little brother and his friend Manuel, a young man of Mexican heritage, were playing by the pool, diving, swimming, etc. My Grandmother looked out the window and said “My, that one boy’s awfully tan.” Seeing as my brother and I are both whiter than Wonderbread, I’m pretty sure she was referring to Manuel. She may have seen Mexican-Americans on television, but simply did not recognize one in real life. The old man in the glasses and checkered shirt in the photo looks to be about my Grandmother’s age.

    • Kevin T. says:

      Read into any of these too much, and they’re not very funny.

      Read into any image macro, and they’re usually not very funny.

      Heck, read into ANY joke too much, and they’re often not as funny!

  7. bittervoter says:

    Oh boy, it may not be the funniest lol in the world, but as a white person who grew up in a non racially diverse area, I can take a joke. It’s just a joke people, that all the wonderful people of places like West Virginia who openly admitted they voted based on race made possible.

  8. 3ntropy says:

    actually, he’s white.

    • Herr Kub says:

      Thank you! 1/2black, 1/2 white. And believe me… he isn’t exactly a brotha. More like an OREO.

      • Evil Pundit says:

        Obama is 1/8 black, 3/8 Arab, 1/2 white.

        So even if you’ve seen him, you still haven’t seen a black person.

        • Greenbandit says:

          Oooh! Oooh! Blood quantum! Always a great way to look at people!

          • Evil Pundit says:

            Obama is all about race.

            • fjaradvax says:

              U sooooo wish!

              • Evil Pundit says:

                Of course he is.

                No white person with so few qualifications would even get close to being a candidate.

                Then there’s the racist church he attended for 20 years.

                Even the silly caption of the picture in this thread is all about race.

                • fjaradvax says:

                  WTF is a “racist church”? They won’t give you absolution without your grandparents’ birth certificates?

                  • Evil Pundit says:

                    It’s a church that preaches Black Liberation Theology, whose ministers balme all the evils of the world on white people.

                    Obama’s church.

                    • fjaradvax says:

                      Have I got this right? You’re saying it’s racist to preach that God is infaviour of Black Liberation?

                      • fjaradvax says:

                        Sorry about ‘infaviour’ – this kin dialogue box needs resizing. That was supposed to be ‘in favour’, obviously.

                      • Evil Pundit says:

                        No, I’m saying that Black Liberation Theology is racist.

                        Described in the words of its founder, James Cone:

                        Black theology refuses to accept a God who is not identified totally with the goals of the black community. If God is not for us and against white people, then he is a murderer, and we had better kill him. The task of black theology is to kill Gods who do not belong to the black community … Black theology will accept only the love of God which participates in the destruction of the white enemy. What we need is the divine love as expressed in Black Power, which is the power of black people to destroy their oppressors here and now by any means at their disposal. Unless God is participating in this holy activity, we must reject his love.

                        This is the theology of the church which Obama attended for 20 years.

                • moire says:

                  “No white person with so few qualifications would even get close to being a candidate.”

                  um, ronald reagan, anyone?

                  • JP says:

                    Reagan was a governor of the largest state in the Union. Libtard ObaMessiah has been a senator for how long? 2 yrs?

                    Fail.

                    He’s an idiot and that continues to be shown when he can’t speak without a TelePrompTer sounding like Joe Stalin.

                    • mouse says:

                      And being a resident of said state, I feel compelled to point out how royally Regan screwed us over during his tenure. Closing all the state run mental hospitals to get the patients help closer to home sounds like a great idea in theory. But it helps if one actually bothers to make sure the replacement infrastructure is in place first. So now we have a homeless epidemic in California. Gee, thanks Ron.

        • durr says:

          1/15 unicorn
          what are you, prejudice against unus cornus?
          entire family killed by odd-toed ungulates perissodactyls?

      • Zebra says:

        You say oreo in a racist term, as if it’s a bad thing.

        What does “act black” or “act white” mean?!

        Just because you may have an answer- which you shouldn’t- does that make it right?

  9. lowly grunt says:

    :lol:

    Tofu, if you are monitoring, the FF3 bug seems to be unkinked.
    THANKS!!

  10. Lallz says:

    For those of you who have also never seen one, which if the only other people they see look like them, this is what a handsome young fellow looks like.

  11. Jamie says:

    Handsome young fellow…..he looks like Alfred E. Neuman with a tan.

    • fillerbunny says:

      no, no- you’ve obviously got a picture of Bush on your screen….

    • NatelysWhoresKidSister says:

      Don’t hate the player, Jamie, hate the game. Gripe sour grapes all you wanna (some of us would call it an ad hominem argument), but the fact remains that to a lot of us, he’s handsome.

      As it happens, I’d fight decepticons to be flat on the hood of a camaro with him. But go ahead. Hate on him all you like. What with all the free time you’ve got NOT beating the ladies off with a stick.

      • Jamie says:

        “What with all the free time you’ve got NOT beating the ladies off with a stick.”
        lol, I’m married.

      • Steve says:

        Just the fact that you know what decepticons are would probably eliminate you from “camaro hood” consideration.

      • Joe W. says:

        These comments are funnier than the pictures!

      • Jane says:

        “I’d fight decepticons to be flat on the hood of a camaro with him.”

        At this point, I don’t even care who you’re talking about, that’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever read, you rock.

  12. yasoup says:

    ‘Blazing Saddles’

    “Our president(ial candidate) is a n*****!!”

    Makes me think of that

  13. chase says:

    hm. funny. cause he isn’t even black.

  14. sarah says:

    where? I don’t see any black person.

  15. durr says:

    ooooh sparkley shiny pretty!

  16. Sharktattoo says:

    Damn, Evil Pundit….go take a chill pill, and troll somewhere else.

  17. Bush_MUST_Go says:

    Brilliant.

    It’s not racist to acknowledge that there is racism in America.

  18. tony says:

    obama’s fully african father left, and he was raised like a white person. if not so, he would’ve ended up like reverend sharpton.

  19. Evil Pundit says:

    I know a good church for you.

  20. Steve says:

    Where is Lowly Grunt when you need someone called despicable.

  21. Steve says:

    I see Michelle Obama has finally joined the Web site. Welcome Ms. Obama, glad you could make it.

  22. Martin says:

    OMG, PC is that you in the front row?! Where is Mac?

  23. Zen says:

    Obama isn’t black? He sure isn’t a typical white person

  24. Andy hoffer says:

    the best part is the guy in the brown coat urgently texting

  25. Sandy Mac says:

    look, I’m white, I’m not racist, I think we should all live peacefully REGARDLESS of race or colour, so…….why do you hate me!!??

  26. jojo says:

    that would be funny, if he was black.
    he’s less than 6% african by ethnicity.
    he’s more that 30% arab decent.
    so, technically he’s an arab-american, if anything.

  27. ks says:

    He’s not even “Black” or African-American…that’s the only funny thing about this!

  28. Jess says:

    Heh… not all “African Americans” are black. Example : Charlize Theron. WHITE. Just thought I’d point that out.

    Also, a “typical white person” would be, well… WHITE. As a “typical black person” would be, again, black. Since Obama is neither of those, exactly, he cannot be either.

    Furthermore, EVERYONE is racist to some degree. Maybe not against white people or blacks, hispanics or oriental people but EVERYONE has some racist remark to make about SOMEONE.

  29. Maia says:

    I’m not sure if this would be considered racist or not, but I, personally, found this very funny :P


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