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RAINBOW BRITE DEATH SQUAD!! ASSEMBLE!!!

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  1. Herr Kub says:

    *snickersnort*

    I thought a similar thought when I saw this picture without text a lil while ago.

    Of course, the Leftist Gays are going to get all butt-hurt about it. Let the whining commence!

    (For the record, I am a proud gay male who is also shockingly a proud conservative. Homophobia does not exist here.)

  2. Seth says:

    One of my best friends can go you one better. He’s gay, republican, and Native American. Mostly, gay republicans I’ve known are old school, fiscal conservative, states rights type republicans. Not empire building, treasury robbing, big government neo-cons. Which are you?

    • i agree says:

      really I have a friend who is a black gay lesbian transexual palestinian migrant farm worker in a wheelchair who is trapped in a white male republican body with a huge penis.

      and she believes that LGBT = STFU.

    • Herr Kub says:

      I refer to myself as a Ron Paul Democrat. Very anti-socialist, anti-statist. I am for free markets, responsible economics, low taxes, and freedom in all forms. Yet I am not libertarian enough to spell it with a capital “L”. We will see how things go, though. I will be supporting McCain in the Fall.

  3. Nekopawed says:

    I want the rainbow back!

  4. Charlene says:

    I think that might be Ottawa.

  5. i agree says:

    “It’s part of what we Buddhists call ‘bad sexual conduct.’ Sexual organs were created for reproduction between the male element and the female element and everything that deviates from that is not acceptable from a Buddhist point of view. [this includes] Between a man and [another] man, a woman and another woman, in the mouth, the anus, or even using a hand.” -Dalai Lama

    • lolbama says:

      This Dalai Lama guy is obviously trying to impost his sexist, homophobic right-wing Christian theocracy on us. He probably gets his news from Fox.

    • Wendy says:

      Let me call b.s. on that. I’m a Buddhist, and I couldn’t disagree more. The five precepts never discriminated in-depth what constitutes sexual misconduct, and are always, always open to interpretation.

      The Buddha always said to question everything, no matter who said it, even if it was he himself – there is no way that that quote by the Dalai Lama (if he said those words) represents Buddhism.

      Picture is hilarious xD

      • i agree says:

        Dalai lama said it idiot. in San Francisco.

        Gay is a mental disease that believes every action has the same value as every other. No Buddhist would ever condone such a thing.

        and do you actually belong to any legitimate buddhist group, or did you just make up your own religion ala Alan Ginsberg?

        • Seth says:

          Tibetan Buddhism is a minor offshoot of Buddhism. They are to Buddhism what Mormonism is to Christianity. They believe in magic, animism, and totalitarian theocracy. No surprise that the DL would insult homosexuality. Good luck finding another Buddhist who does.
          Your characterization of ‘gay’ is completely false. For instance, being an insulting, closed minded ass has less value than being open minded and compassionate.
          And your understanding of Buddhism is laughable. What did Buddha preach? Any idea?
          But why do you care about gays so much? Most straight people I know don’t give a damn. Most gay bashers are closeted queers themselves: disgusted with themselves, they lash out at others while picking up guys in airport bathrooms.

        • iwazthere says:

          so buddism doesnt condone “mental diseases”
          HOW WOULD YOU “CONDONE” A MENTAL DISEASE IN THE FIRST PLACE?????
          and plus its not a mental disease – its just the way some people are
          like u are an idiot- im not taking away ur right to marry other idiots and thereby produce children who will most likely become idiots themselves
          and i want a link to a trusted source with that quote because you could be making it up for all i know
          and no buddhist would ever condone that kind of intolerance for other people and their lifestyles (i am a buddist- a legimate buddhist- so i should know)

      • Evil Pundit says:

        Wendy is right about this.

        The Buddha warned against ‘sexual misconduct’ for lay people but didn’t define it. For monks only, the Buddha prohibited all forms of sex, gay, straight or whatever.

        And he did tell his followers to question everything.

        Of course, since the Buddha left it up to us to define ‘sexual misconduct’, the Dalai Lama is right in his own way — that his branch of Buddhism prtohibits homosexuality. But Tibetan Buddhism is only one of many different forms of Buddhism, and IMHO one of the less authentic ones.

        That said, any branch of Buddhism should discourage sexual desire in the long run, since that leads to further entanglement in the world. But this applies to all types of desire.

        • fillerbunny says:

          okay, someone’s filling in for Mouthpiece here… he’s, like, making sense and almost coming across as… tolerant? Reasonable?

        • bittervoter says:

          I too am amazed to agree with EP. Perhaps there is hope for us all to coexist peacefully and understand one another.

        • Seth says:

          Whoah. Are you the same Evil Pundit? Nice comment, very well put, and showing FAR more understanding of the nature of Buddhism and the Buddha’s teachings than I would have guessed you possessed.

    • Nekopawed says:

      And if we come back in different forms each life or if we come back as human each time…does it not seem that our “souls” or “essence” could be non-sexual. >.> Love is love and let it be.

    • Ceefax says:

      That’s some rather misleading editing. It also includes that kind of interaction between heterosexual couples.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenzin_Gyatso,_14th_Dalai_Lama#Sexuality
      In his view, oral, manual and anal sex (both homosexual and heterosexual) is not acceptable in Buddhism or for Buddhists, but society otherwise should tolerate gays and lesbians.[40] He explains in his book Beyond Dogma: “homosexuality, whether it is between men or between women, is not improper in itself. What is improper is the use of organs already defined as inappropriate for sexual contact.” In 1997 he explained that the basis of that teaching was unknown to him and that he at least had some “willingness to consider the possibility that some of the teachings may be specific to a particular cultural and historic context.”[41] In a 1994 interview with OUT Magazine, the Dalai Lama explained, “If someone comes to me and asks whether homosexuality is okay or not, I will ask…’What is your companion’s opinion?’ If you both agree, then I think I would say, if two males or two females voluntarily agree to have mutual satisfaction without further implication of harming others, then it is okay.”[42]

  6. C says:

    I don’t see why queer people would find this offensive, this is a website for HUMOR after all. I’m queer and I think its hilarious!

  7. Jamie says:

    As for the uniforms, would they be standard camo, swat style, or something very fashionable?

  8. Morgan says:

    Rainbow camo, definitely. Totally fabulous.

    This is in CA, where same-gender marriage was just legalized — even MORE fabulous!

  9. Morgan says:

    Photo: Peter Dasilva for The New York Times.
    http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/06/17/us/0617-MARRIAGE_index.html

    A man held a rainbow flag on the steps of City Hall in San Francisco, where couples gathered to obtain marriage licenses on Tuesday [June 17, 2008], the first full day of legal same-sex marriages in the state.

    • i agree says:

      yay! lets break up the United States!

      way to go gaytards.

      • Ama says:

        Just my personal oppinion but, you’re a crotchwaffle.

        • Jamie says:

          Crotchwaffle…nice, that’s a new one for my eyes. Besides, what ever happened to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?
          They’re happy, let them be.

          • fillerbunny says:

            Crotchwaffle…

            • xxjadexx says:

              I have to agree with “Crotchwaffle”.

              Come on people. This is almost as pathetic as the people in the past that saidthat Caucasians and African Americans couldn’t get married. They thought that was an abomination as well.

              It’s just sad… that countries like South Africa are free for gays but America land of the free is still fighting it.

              I’m 16 and straight and I can accept them… why can’t you?

          • Josh E says:

            I love people who simply stick their ideals because their religion told them to.

            Have you researched anything in terms of what Same-Sex Marriage would do for the economy of the states which pass it? Probably not.

            Care to explain how allowing others the same rights as yourself would “unseat” anything in your life?

            Organized Religion is the one and only thing which created and continues to perpetuate the ignorance and hatred for gays/lesbians in this country and it’s pathetically hilarious.

        • Ayden says:

          Oh holy canolies that is hilarious (the picture is too). I’ve got to remember crotchwaffle and use it next time. Oh and ‘i agree’, I agree with Ama here. You’re an unkind and uncouth douche. Let’s keep the comments about the picture and not critisize others. And now I’ll slap myself for not following my own words.

        • falnfenix says:

          nah, i’d say more of a peniswrinkle.

        • Jamie says:

          Congrats, “crotchwaffle” will truly become legendary. It’s already making its way into other threads.

      • Tyger says:

        Legalising gay marriage is all it takes to break up the US?

  10. Ryan says:

    They’re happy, let them be.

    Don’t you know that global warming is God’s punishment for homosexuality?! Either that, or global warming is God’s punishment for creating the theory of global climate change. I am not really sure.

    • xxjadexx says:

      It’s called pollution combine with a natural shift in Earth’s climate.

      Seriously.

    • Sears says:

      Other way around: homosexuality is God’s punishment for global warming… duh…

    • Herr Kub says:

      Global Warming is God’s punishment for Al Gore. It is also related indirectly to a shift in the planets when the spawn of Satan (er… I mean Dubya) was elected not once but twice by idiots in Middle America who believe the gays and illegal immigrants are to blame for poor policy.

    • markmier says:

      Global warming is the result of people no longer wearing pirate regalia.

      Ramen.

      http://www.venganza.org/

      • boom says:

        I thought everyone knew that! Clearly our evangelising mission is incomplete, brother. Let us don the eyepatches and tell the world of His Noodliness!

  11. The Rev. says:

    The folk of the LGBT community are trying to achieve equal legal rights under a government that currently tells them that their loving monogamous partners are less human for having the same genetalia. There is nothing that the LGBT movement is doing to America that isn’t far overdue and in the country’s best interests. Equal civil rights for loving couples is a moral issue, akin to allowing women to vote or allowing non-white folk to participate freely in American society.
    To those of you who say they seek “special rights” or to “destroy the fabric of American Society” I can only refer you to those same arguments, fallacious for the same reasons, given to prior civil rights movements.

    America, thou art the greatest of Man’s nations, but you can always do better. Here we have one brief step forward.

    • The Rev. says:

      Oh, and to answer a comment made above… yes, rainbow camo, while being functionally retarded, is FABULOUS!

      The rainbow, the ultimate symbol of peace and diversity, being waved in commemoration of a great step forward in civil rights. It’s all so beautiful. Lord, you are alive and well in the heart of this proud flag waver. Lord, we beseech you to cast light into the hearts of those who would hate him and all he stands for.

      Amen.

      • i agree says:

        STFU you ass. go back to your circle jerk.

        • fillerbunny says:

          Crotchwaffle….

          • i agree says:

            wow LGBTards spread AIDS and condone child molestation and your reply is :crotchwaffle. awesome.

            • fillerbunny says:

              Heißt du ein Crotchwaffle?

            • Lallz says:

              No, promiscuous idiots who practice unsafe sex and doctors who dont sterilise their needles properly for blood transfusions spread AIDs, and paedophiles condone child molestation whether theyre gay or straight. Im a lesbian, I cant think of anything more repugnant than a child molester.

            • The Rev. says:

              Ya know, I had considered a snappy comeback to your obvious trolling, and then I considered wasting my time with a well-thought out response to make a logical appeal to your sense of good old American decency and equality.

              But in the end, there is only one thing to say to a hideous troll such as yourself.

              You crotchwaffle.

            • Josh E says:

              If you want to blame anyone for AIDS, blame African Americans. (;
              They are the one’s who brought the disease to the human race. It was originally a disease only found within a certain species of monkeys.

              HIV/AIDS just happens to easily pass through anal sex, which gay males tend to have more of than heterosexual couples.

              As for child molestation, if you knew anything about the topic, child molestation rarely has anything to do with homosexuality, even if it involves an older male and younger male.

          • fillerbunny says:

            Anata wa honto ni Kurotchi-uafferu desu, ne?

  12. i agree says:

    LGBT = STFU.

    • fillerbunny says:

      crotch… wait for it… waffle!

      • Danny says:

        *applauds*

        Honestly, I’m loving this. “i agree” is a complete idiot, or a pathetic troll. Either way, I don’t care.

    • bittervoter says:

      What’s hilarious is that if our beloved “crotchwaffle” was actually a Christian, or a Buddhist for that matter, he’d know he’s supposed to treat everyone with love and forgivness, even if he doesn’t agree with their lifestyle. Turn the other cheek and all that. If Jesus were around today, crotchwaffle would probably be calling him a libtard.
      Damn it, I told myself I wasn’t going to comment on here anymore, but this was just too good to pass up!

  13. Lauren. says:

    oh wow.
    i say FAIL.

  14. i agree says:

    yes gay marriage is logic FAIL.

    • fillerbunny says:

      Crotchwaffle!

    • Herr Kub says:

      Actually, it is the most logical way to decrease sexual promiscuity, paedophilia, and sexual transmitted diseases in the Gay community. This is our chance to assimilate into our culture.

      Then again, perhaps you agree with Hitler that assimilation would be the worst thing possible. Fine. Enjoy the very things you complain about, crotchwaffle.

  15. Nathan says:

    Wow. That guy’s got some problems.

    • rob says:

      no kidding. don’t feed the trolls.

      he’s just pissed off because we won the battle for gay marriage. Now I can legally have sex with my 14 year old boyfriend by marrying him.

      • Anonymous says:

        Feed them what? Crotchwaffles?

      • IPG says:

        Dude… where to start…?
        a) weak attempt at trolling
        b) you can have sex with your 14 year old husband to the same extent you can have with yout 14 year old wife – that means you are not trolling against homosexuals but against holy matrimony
        c) your sister would be jealous.

        • rob says:

          whats wrong with having sex with my lawfully wedded 14 year old husband? sure im a 42 year old gay male (and a republican), but whats wrong with that?

          • IPG says:

            14 year old (male of female): below marriageable age (usually 18), even with parental consent (usually 16). Also below age of consent (at least 16).

            Therefore there generally is no lawfully wedded 14 year old husband (or wife) -except for some states, but only with court ruling or parental consent. I fail to see what sexual orientation has to do with the whole thing. In any case where male and female are treated differently by the law, girls are usually allowed to marry younger.

  16. rob says:

    no kidding, don’t feed the trolls.
    He’s just pissed off because we won, we got gay marriage. Now I can legally have sex with my 14 year old boyfriend by marrying him.

  17. Ceefax says:

    Like many others here I am FURIOUS about todays HOT BUTTON ISSUE of GAY MARRIAGE! It’s ridiculous! Why should I have to marry another man?

    I mean, it is compulsory, right? Otherwise why is everyone getting their panties twisted about it?

  18. Ignatz says:

    Rainbow camoflage? Of course! Mister Leo said it best in “Good Morning Vietnam” – If you’re going to fight, clash!

    And really, as someone who grew up in the 80s, the idea of little Rainbow Brite spreading death and destruction is totally frickin’ hilarious. Like Cookie Monster singing speed metal.

  19. Morgan says:

    ROTFLMAO.

  20. Jamie says:

    LOL, nice.

  21. fillerbunny says:

    this has been my favoritest thread ever….

  22. Jamie says:

    Crotchwaffles ftw!

  23. Pamela says:

    You know, to be honest, trolls actually kind of make my day. It’s so much fun to laugh in the face of ignorance. It’s even more fun to enjoy the laughter of others at said ignorance.

    I must say, I found this caption positively brilliant. If we can’t appreciate humor, we’re lost.

    And yes, Jamie, I agree. Crotchwaffles ftw.

  24. SUOMYNONA says:

    IDHIOTS!!!!!
    FROM MORON!

  25. Republican Homosexual what a moronic thing~

  26. Kittymouth says:

    I am part of the Rainbow Bright death squad! >:3 I am the Maroon-colored one.

  27. deathbyjpop says:

    This may just be my sinful lesbianism showing through, but I think “crotchwaffle” sounds like something else…. still yummy though =___=

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