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The Segway Seals were rendered useless when the diabolical terrorists used STAIRS against them
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what on earth are those guys doing? that’s possibly the worst mode of transport when going into a firefight, ever…
wtf
Obviously they “shopped” this photo…those navy seals are trained in levitation tatics, it does scare the hell out of the enemy…but only because they see it right before they die…they had to put in the segways to make it look normal to our eyes and keep it a secret.
I mean…yeah that’s one retarded mode of transport….unless they’re in Silicon Valley in “White and Nerdy” Cameo…
yeah, um. these ain’t SEALs. these are probably chinese specops training for the olympics security. those are kalashnikovs.
Exactly, why can no one else understand that the US does not use any form of the AK!
True, the US doesn’t buy AKs, but when our guys are out in the field they do pick up AKs. I agree, though, that these are not American soldiers
I’d hate to be the guy who picks up an AK and actually uses it. Only idiots put themselves in that position.
Nothing wrong with a properly made AK – emphasis on properly. Doesn’t shoot straight but when you’re swapping lead, I never used to aim that well anyway. And they never break.
Dude, there is nothing wrong with the AK series of weapons. They might not be the most accurate, but reliability wise… You can’t get an AK to stop working unless you did something stupid like running it over with a tank. Think about what you’re saying too, “Only idiots put themselves in that position,” by saying that, you’re insulting many of the countries near Russia and places like that; Poland, Russia, Romania, Warsaw Pact Nations, and I hate to mention them but North Korea and China. Don’t insult the AK 47. The gun has been proven as an EFFECTIVE gun.
Actually the show “The Greatest Ever”
Took an AK-47 and fired it after running it over with a tank and throwing it in a lake.
You also forgot to mention that the AK is a relatively quiet gun.
And yeah, that’s in China.
You forgot to mention that USAF TACP is a troll.
Our spec ops guys will occasionally use AKs when in the field to add an element of “plausible deniability”
Understanding humor fail.
understanding humor win for you
Also a ak47 is longer than the control stem on a Segway. They only way those men are holding any kind of AK product is if it’s a very small version of a toy. Hard to say for sure from the picture, but I’m thinking they have some varient of Skorpion Machine pistols.
EPIC WIN!
Actually, if I remember correctly, Segways can climb stairs. Not sure how they handle sand.
No, they can’t :-/ I have one… trust me
Seems like it would be easier to use your FEET to climb the stairs, though…. ;o)
(drum fill) Thank You!
on the not so lol other hand…
unfortunately people from my so call motherland (i’m taiwanese) prefer entertainment in public and…um…(looks around nervously)…the real AK shooting w/out the western world watching on LOLcast.
Its the chinese anti-terrorism force. not kidding.
http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2008/07/chinese-police.html
chinese anti-terrorism unit.
Correct! I just saw this on an amazing photographic blog site. Link to a similar picture is here: http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/07/antiterrorism_exercises_in_chi.html
Pew pew pew
damn you! stole my comment!
PEW!
This is why the Daleks always beat UNIT, they can actually go up stairs.
hahaha. Daleks kick ass.
Like tuna said, this is a chinese anti-terrorism unit. A lot of them are being trained for protection at the olympics. This isn’t the best photo of them, though.
“This isn’t the best photo of them, though.”
Must stop laughing at understatement.. eyes waterring up… can’t breathe!
Haa!!!
You didn’t even know there was a police special package for the Segway.
It’s got red and blue blinking lights, a donut holder, and other policey stuff. It only costs about $6,000 more than a regular Segway. A skilled government purchasing officer should be able to knock $4,000 off the price.
Add third wheel, make obsolete.
it’s chinese security for the olympics
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
Crowd Control never looked so Sexeh.
As someone pointed out, these guys are security/anti-terrorism for the Olympics in China
The Segways are actually a really good idea considering the circumstances. They’re lot faster than running on your own feet. They are smaller and more maneuverable than a police car or a bicycle, and therefore better suited to the cramped conditions that will be present during the Olympics. Since they can be controlled with the knees, the officer has his/her hands free (as depicted) to use a weapon or apprehend a suspect. And since they’re electric-powered, you don’t have to turn it off to save gas, you just lean on and go.
Speed, mobility, small size, immediate readiness, and hands free operation.
It seems like a winner to me. It would be cool to put a riot shield on the front, though. Just the finishing touch
may not be able to tackle the stairs….. but the cover is unbeatable
Chinesse Riot Control Squad, ‘no shit’ called like the ‘hidden tiger squad’ or something, they trained secretly for a full year before the olympics even started.
WOOT I POSTED
segways can go up stairs…