Green Acres is the pl- HEY! Get off my lawn!
(John & Cindy McCain)
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That is one scary first lady might be shot.
NB: the McCains have *four* tines on their fork! XD
Richard O’Brien would have got it right.
A little known fact about “American Gothic” is that the “couple” is actually father and daughter.
About the right age gap here.
I don’t believe that that is true … there is no “official word”; the woman is meant to be younger, but could be EITHER the wife or daughter.
Grant Wood used his sister and his dentist as models. His sister was embarrassed at being paired with a man twice her age. She started telling everyone the picture is of a father and daughter. There was no official word from the artist himself.
hmm. a lolspinster?
I for one believe this fact. Just because that girl is looking at the guy like “OMG, you are sooooo embarassing me right now!”
God, she looks so plastic.
Female Stereotype alert!
Gonna dish on her shoes next?
Only if Prada come in cloven.
Ahhahahahahahahah!!!!!
As a woman, I’m allowed to call it like I see it. She looks plastic. She looks like she’s DONE plastic. Has NOTHING to do with stereotyping and everything to do with physical appearance from Botox all the way up to her dyed roots.
And if I could see her shoes, yeah, I might actually comment on those too.
“As a woman, I’m allowed to call it like I see it. She looks plastic. ”
Thank you. YES! Actually, some of us are wondering if she has been seen with a litter of Dalmatian puppies recently.
howsshe saying shes a stereotype??
shes just saying you can tell shes had botox injections or some kind of work on her face
psht shes far from pretty
looks like thats the only face shes able to make
She looks like she could unhinge her jaw and eat your entire face in one gulp. Poor McCain. I can just imagine this… thing… coming into the bedroom at night: “Not tonight honey, I’m…”
“Yeah, I put some Cialis in your noodle casserole.”
“But I have a head-”
“And some Tylenol. Now get naked and service me!”
(whimpering noises ensue)
Well that was a mental picture I could have lived without…
I will take her over someone who just discovered they are proud of their country. Mama Bama is a liability, not an asset.
As compared to St. BBQ’s statement about having to be captured to realize he loved his country?
Steve, you’re a jerk. We all know it.
first?
…. plus 6 …
That may be the scariest thing I have ever seen.
*ashamed to be republican….*
What is on her jacket?
Knobs and dials?
“Get off my lawn!” Hah, ’cause he’s old right? Never gets old. Let’s do some Obama black jokes now. Nothing like attacking appearance instead of issues.
Apparently there’s nothing like having no sense of humor either. Last I checked, this is a humor site, not really and “issues” site.
Actually, age is the amount of years your body has been in existence which has nothing to do with appearance except that the appearance of being a senile, old douchenozzle is a result of age.
So your comparison of old jokes to black jokes is non-sequitur.
It’s kind of like this:
You’re hungry so you open the fridge and all you find is 2 Tupperware, one with 2-day-old tomato basil pasta and one with 2-week-old Alfredo pasta. Now, most ordinary people wouldn’t refuse the Tomato Basil unless they didn’t like tomatoes or Basil, had an inordinate fear of things that are red, or they just preferred the Alfredo. However, most people would eye the Alfredo with a high degree of suspicion since it’s been in the fridge so long.
I know this post was probably too long and it had words with more than 2 syllables that you probably didn’t understand, but hopefully you’re on your way to understanding why your post was full of suck and fail. Good day sir.
I don’t remember people being enslaved, men being castrated, and women being repeatedly and viciously raped day after day for most of their nasty, overworked lives because they were old.
I don’t remember young people getting rich and staying rich because for hundreds of years their ancestors exploited the old, ruining their family lives and destroying their culture in the process.
I don’t remember old people being literally worked to death, and often left to die in the fields, rather than young people spend a dollar on a medicine.
I don’t remember every young person living in the US today having a better standard of life than they actually work for because old people died by the millions in horrific agony.
In other words, good reply GomerPhyls.
Political humor is different than kindergarten humor, at least it should be.
That’s like saying politics is different then playing on the swings when your 2. We know it SHOULD be. But even the candidate who say they won’t do, turn around and do it at the first sign of provocation.
That being said Punditkitchen really could be a great sight, but sadly we have to sling mud at Bush and Mccain because that’s what the internet wants to do currently.
So it would be better if we let the lies and waffling slide and concentrate on bashing the Democratic side? How is expressing anger and frustration at 7 years of lies and media complicity mud slinging?
So Fake. Everyone knows that you can’t hold a pitchfork when you have Tyrannosaurus-Rex arms.
American Gothic may be one of the oldest pinttings around, but to my mom it’ll always be Green Acres.
i see dubya let him borrow his pitchfork finally.