Fun with politics and news! Covering Lol Politics and Lol News. Breaking news — lol-style.

 

« Previous | Next »


There’s something wrong

Obama Pictures and McCain Pictures

There’s something wrong with this banana

(George W. Bush)

picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: Sarah

» Recaption This

Incorrect source or offensive?
  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

» 157 comments

  1. Nekopawed says:

    GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! CORN!

  2. fjaradvax says:

    Y

  3. fjaradvax says:

    W

  4. hueydoc says:

    ANOTHER “Bush is Stupid” LOL? Boooorrring ! How about some “Obama is stupid” LOL’s for a change ?

    • Iateyourbees says:

      I agree these are getting a leeetle old. But ‘Obama is stupid’ LOLs aren’t going to help. Especially since Obama isn’t actually stupid.

      • Iateyourbees says:

        Although on second thoughts, while Bush is still the Pres, and still stupid, I think it’s our moral duty to keep taking the piss.

      • Kinson says:

        He isn’t? Hell, could of fooled me!

      • Evil Pundit says:

        Obama is at least as stupid as Bush, when he doesn’t have a teleprompter.

        How many states are there again? 57 … 58?

        • fillerbunny says:

          Mouthpiece- your willful ignorance is leaking all over the intertubes again… we went over this….

          • Evil Pundit says:

            And did you find out how many states there actually are?

            Is it 57 or 58?

            • Danon says:

              You really only know what Fox News tells you, don’t you Mouthpiece?

              • Evil Pundit says:

                Your candidate doesn’t even know how many states there are.

                Suck it up.

                • fillerbunny says:

                  Mouthpiece, as always, you are completely unable to grasp any resemblance of reality. Now, read the following S-L-O-W-L-Y, so that you may understand it. Obama was talking about PRIMARIES (P-R-I-M-A-R-I-E-S), of which Democrats did indeed have 58. However, due to campaign trail fatigue, he had a slip of the tongue and said “states”. Do you HONESTLY think, with how we liberal/progressive/Democratic-leaning posters LOVE to make fun of your main squeezes Chimpy McBozo and St. BBQ McSame, that we would actually nominate a candidate that would exhibit the level of intelligence and lack of awareness you seem to want to associate to Obama? PLEASE. Our country has been embarrassed enough thanks to the last 9 years (yeah, I’m including the Clintonian fiasco in that) of “leadership” we’ve had. But I’m assuming you take more comfort in your talking points. They require less work, after all.

                  • Evil Pundit says:

                    He said ‘states’, not ‘primaries’.

                    Obama is dumb.

                    • Incapa says:

                      You know, there’s this excellent LJ community, A Bushism A Day.

                      You might want to check that out and then talk about dumb again.

                    • GUM says:

                      You’re not really into this whole ‘reality’ thing are you?

                    • anon says:

                      I find it interesting that your (and, for that matter, most
                      conservatives I know) plan of attack is “He doesn’t know
                      how many states there are!” and that, when given an intelligently
                      thought out rebuttal, you STILL come back with “But he said
                      STATES!! BAAAHAHAHAHAhahahaaaa!!!”

                      Seriously, FOUR times??

                      So my candidate’s stupid, huh? Is that why y’all can’t find
                      ANYTHING else to call him on?? iiiinteresting.

                      You are not helping the conservative cause with these
                      “arguments,” dearheart…

                • eloriane says:

                  YOUR candidate doesn’t even know how many houses he owns. What a maverick!

        • hueydoc says:

          yeah, well what should I expect from a website that has ” Obama for President” ads and will rarely post any Obama LOL’s……
          And yes, Obama is pretty dumb when faced with unpromted questions and no teleprompter…….

          • GUM says:

            Okay, the facts again. Pundit Kitchen recieve alot more Bush/Mccain lols than Obama – they have said this. That is why they dont post as many Obama lols.

            • hueydoc says:

              I’ve submitted an equal number of Obama an McCain LOL’s as an experiment (making fun of both). Guess which ones are the only ones to make the vote page ?
              Liberals are all for free speech— as long as you agree with them…..

              • Simon says:

                Freedom of speech means that you can try to make jokes and see if you can get people to laugh. If you can’t write a joke about Obama that makes the American people laugh at him, do you feel that we should all pretend to laugh at it anyway in the interest of fairness?

              • jellybeans says:

                Your lolbama’s all include racial slurs based on some of your comments. Come up with one that doesn’t say “half honkey all donkey” and maybe you will get somewhere.

                From the things I have read by you though your lols don’t get to the voting page because no one lol’s at them

                • Kinson says:

                  None of my LoLbamas have had racial slurs. Some have made it to the voting page. None have made it to the front page. I don’t know if it is biased mods, a left leaning readership, or sketchy voting practices. It certainly isn’t because they are less funny than the majority of crap that makes it to the front page.

                  • jellybeans says:

                    @Kinson: I did not mean to imply your lolbama’s or even the majority of other lolbamas were rascist, I am sorry if it came across that way. I directed that comment solely at hueydoc based on the numerous times he has referenced his “lol” of half honkey and complained that it didn’t make it.

                    It should not make it, it should never make it and the fact that he keeps whining about it not making it makes me think maybe all of his numerous lolbamas were of a similar ilk and should also never make it.

                    I have seen funny lolbamas and I have seen hysterically funny Hillaries. There are more republican lols than democrats for sure but I don’t think it is a vast left wing conspiracy, I think it is more of a demographic thing. my parents and their friends are rabid republicans … they wouldn’t know an ICHC if it nommed their faces off.

                    • Kinson says:

                      Oh, I’m by no means saying it is a vast conspiracy. I don’t think this site has enough readership to qualify anything from it as vast. I could see a single person easily walking through a school computer lab and artificially boosting votes easily enough though. It all comes down to the mods of the site as to which lols get posted and it is their right to do so, but, it wouldn’t hurt them to mix it up a bit as to which party they place on the front page. That is all I’m saying. They get enough of both to be able to not dominate the front page with anti-right wing lols. It isn’t like the 10th ‘bush is dumb’ lol is funnier than anything else on the vote page.

              • PortlandMark says:

                Maybe you’re just not very funny. Republican “humor” tends to be more mean than funny, imho.

                • ema says:

                  Oh, and this one and all the other Bush is dumb and McCain is old jokes are not at all mean?

                • Evil Pundit says:

                  That could be said for Democratic “Humor” too.

                  One of the LOLs that made it to the front page had this caption: Do humanity a favor – sterilize a Republican

                  That’s not funny, it’s just nasty. But it was good enough to get onto the main page, unlike anything that criticises Obama.

              • Wolf says:

                “Liberals are all for free speech–as long as you agree with them…”
                tl;dr
                You can say the same about conservatives.

        • floppydonkey says:

          Stupid?
          First in his class at Harvard Law doesnt make a person stupid
          Author of two books doesnt make a person stupid

          Bush on the other hand, well probably not as stupid as he looks most times but has some policys that hurt most american not making or having millions of dollars so yea when you say dumb stuff we will take shots, when Obmam is poresident he will take shots from people too

        • Thallia says:

          there are 56 states. Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, and Virginia are commonwealths.

    • ema says:

      Obama is strictly off limits here, unless you are praising him. But this is actually funny, Bush is becoming the best comedy straight man.

      • bludrgn0 says:

        I’m sorry, but I still believe in freedom of speech so unless YOU are going to rewrite the constitution, I don’t want you telling people what they can and can not do.

        • ema says:

          Just try and make a lol about Obama and see what happens to it… They don’t get very far. That’s all I’m saying. Anyway, it’s a private site and they can do what they want here.

          • The Crapture says:

            additionally, the supreme court is not here to make sure that the LOL’s republicans like will make it to the front page

          • jellybeans says:

            that is because they really aren’t funny … none of the rebublican supporters that routinely post on this site whining about the left controling the lols have shown even a remote spark of humor.

            go read some lol-cats and then try again. (avoid loldogs … republicans must have written all of those because compared to the cats they suxxors)

    • redheaded1 says:

      Bush being stupid is going to be comedy gold forever. Get used to it.

    • Simon says:

      If you think that you can come up with a good “Obama is stupid” jokes, then why don’t you write them and upload them onto the internet rather than complaining that there aren’t any good ones out there?

      The problem you’ll find is that no one will laugh at them or rate them highly because it won’t really mesh – Obama doesn’t seem stupid.

      If you disagree, then go ahead and try to write the jokes.

      • ema says:

        This is my point, NO ONE will laugh and/or vote for a lol at Obama! Not even if it IS funny, they just get mad. He is a human being, he does funny stuff and makes weird faces and has big ears. I’m sure he farts, and yet I have seen 55,000 lols on “pull mah finger” on Bush and others. Why is he treated like some kind of god? You do know he is human don’t you?

        • hueydoc says:

          No- they honestly think he is the Messiah of Liberalism and like Stalin or Kim Jung, absolutely nohing bad may be said about him!

          • ema says:

            Oddly enought, the New Yorker magazine has a real nice lol on Obama on the front page, it’s hilarious. But of course the Obama campaign is outraged. No one ever complained when they did unflattering covers of Bush… I guess the New Yorker thought we still had freedom of speech.

            • Kinson says:

              In the end I bet that that picture ends up helping him. The left leaning rag printing a picture like that only proves that republicans are thinking that. At least that is how it will end up in many peoples minds.

    • lomen says:

      cause he isn’t. NOOB

  5. Duke says:

    That’s because it’s corn you dumbass

  6. Whatevs says:

    Normally, “GWB are Dumb” jokes aren’t that funny anymore… but that look on his face really makes this one!

  7. Ryan says:

    Yeah, I think this one is pretty funny. He has a weird expression and the caption is relevant to the picture vs. say, a beat up flag with, “lol bush ruined.”

  8. Ceefax says:

    Oh noes, someone made a funny caption about Bush *cry cry* It’s not FAIR! No-one ever made fun of Clinton, it’s just not FAIR!

    • leah says:

      there are a few about clinton. and anyway, if this site had been around when he’d been prez, there probably would be more.

  9. kelly says:

    PRICELESS !!!

  10. Kinson says:

    I actually liked this one. It made me LoL.

  11. i_am_number1 says:

    there’s nuthing wrong with the corn…but there’s a whole laundry list of things wromg with the man holding the corn…Starting with the fact that he exists.

  12. nnx says:

    This banana is a terrorist banana!

  13. John the One says:

    did he take a bite of it? looks like he did

  14. durr says:

    that’s what global warming will do, causes banana cancer.
    hard wrinkled skin with bumps everywhere. poor bananas.

    • Teahead says:

      i believe you’re right my good sir.
      this new form of cancer shall be called Georgian Corn Cancer.

      • durr says:

        why does everyone think i’m a dude. sheesh. is it the hairy chest?
        IT’S GLANDULAR!

        and i believe you mean Iowa Banana Cancer

        • Kinson says:

          You should change the name to “durrette” and there would be less confusion.

          • durr says:

            uh yeah–or maybe i will change my name to tourette and there will be less confusion why i scream obscenities. OR maybe durrgrrl cause like you i’m all about the cause. OR people could stop assuming everyone is a guy/american/english blah blah blah.

            • Kinson says:

              Just saying, “durr” doesn’t come across as female. When you don’t choose a name that reveals which sex you are people will assume male in most cases on the internet.

              • Jess says:

                Oh well now that was uncalled for ;o

              • tittsthattype says:

                how does ‘durr’ come off as anything? it’s not even a word let alone gender based. you might as well be saying “sluuu” comes off as male.
                i guess if you associate durr with stupid then it comes off as male.
                hmm, male–stupid, ah yes it all makes sense now.

  15. Trackwreck Chaser says:

    Again you people justify my name.

    I maybe a conservative, but this is actually pretty funny. I liked it.

  16. ema says:

    Why, with this one ear of corn, you can power yur trackter for a week! And we have lots of this! Lots of it!! (shakes corn)

  17. James Woods says:

    LOL, Dictator Bush is SUCH a moron. I wish he would get impeached and shipped to Iraq and be made to answer for his crimes against humanity.
    http://www.FireMe.To/udi

  18. Jane says:

    I don’t think I’ve really commented on this one yet, but I just got to know… what is up with Bush’s hair? Seriously. It looks like a crimping experiment gone wrong, doesn’t he have people to take care of that sort of thing?

  19. Lolnathan says:

    I like how this site is filled with a bunch of ultra partisan hacks. Mostly liberals, but there are a few conservative whackjobs here too.

    Of course, the problem with this “Bush is Dumb” LOL is that he is a southern boy and that makes him even more likely to know the difference between corn and a banana. Lets assume for a minute that he is a mentally retarded farmer who never wandered away from the farm. He would still know.

    So, fail. The only reason this made it to the front page is because the moderators here will post anything that rips on Bush. (He deserves it, but still, I can get Bush ripping on any site on the net.) I want to LOL at LOLs, hence the name. I come to the ICHC affiliated sites for a good laugh, not “HAHA PREZUHDENT IZ DUMMM AND EVERYONE IN AMERICA HATES BLACK PEOPLE”

    • fillerbunny says:

      Bush is a Southern Boy????? WTF??

    • Kurt says:

      First of all IT’S A FREAKIN’ LOL DON’T TAKE IT SO DAMNED SERIOUSLY!!!!1
      Second, being from the south doesn’t make you a farmer any more than being from detroit makes you an auto worker, or being from california makes you a pot smoking surfer. (The assumption of everyone from Pittsburgh being a steel worker, however, is absolutely true j/k)
      But back on topic, Bush probably never set foot on a farm before becoming president, because he was too damned busy being a spoiled little rich schmuck all his life.

      That being said, Yeah, Bush is a moron, that much is common knowledge (I don’t think HE knows it yet, but that’s ok) but I’m pretty sure he does know the difference between an ear of corn and a banana. However, the cap fits the pic pretty much perfectly. Among the bush lol’s this one is now my second favorite, after “I has a papercut, I declare war on paper!!”

      And as far as people griping that there are no “Dumb Obama” lol’s there’s a reason for that. Telling a “Dumb Obama” joke is about like telling a “Short Shwarznegger” joke.

      • Kinson says:

        “And as far as people griping that there are no “Dumb Obama” lol’s there’s a reason for that. Telling a “Dumb Obama” joke is about like telling a “Short Shwarznegger” joke.”

        What makes you think Obama isn’t dumb. He is a good speaker, and that is it. He knows nothing about how to run a country. When his speeches run out and he doesn’t have a pre-prepared answer he appears to know nothing about anything. Remember when he was talking about how the capital gains tax should be raised and he had no idea what it was set at now? That is just one example of his stupidity.

        • Trackwreck Chaser says:

          I guess you forgot to drink the Koolade before you started listening to him.

        • Kurt says:

          I personally don’t think Obama is dumb, but that’s just my opinion. The fact is, he’s not commonly perceived as being dumb, hence dumb obama jokes not being enetertaining. The only real argument people have for Obama being stupid is the “57 states” comment. Like they’ve never mixed up words when severely fatigued. I do however commend you, and this is completely sincere, on basing your ‘dumb obama’ stance on on something other than the previously mentioned 57 states comment.

          • Kinson says:

            Maybe if every once in awhile he would talk about his plans I would have a higher respect for him. All his speeches are about how horrible things are and how his change will fix it. He clearly has no idea what to do. He also has nothing to say outside of his regular speech. He has said other stupid things besides the states comment, that one is just extra funny.

            • MaoMix says:

              Absolutely, we should forgoe the plans of a highly intelligent successful man in place of the war mongering tactics of a bitter war hardened coot. Let’s see, if I had the choice between a well spoken, accomplished, intelligent, capable candidate, or a the guy who would rather blow something up than talk about foreign policy…well…actually, I’m not sure…that’s a tough call, don’t you think Kinson?

              • Kinson says:

                Well that depends are you talking about Obama? I’ve never seen Obama as a war mongering bitter coot, but, maybe you know something I don’t. I disagree with everything Obama stands for. I think he is a bigger moron than all of the liberals on this site think Bush is. The few things he said he wants to do disgust me and would take this countries government in the opposite direction than I think it should go. The fact that people buy into his smooth talking sickens me. On top of all of that who the hell is he even. He is a nobody. He hasn’t even made a name for himself in the senate. He has no original thought.

                • leah says:

                  um, everything he stands for disgusts you? health care for everyone? bringing our troops home? how horrible…

    • Wolf says:

      He’s not a southern boy, he’s a Texan. Learn the difference. >.> (Makes Texans look bad…he can’t go back or he’ll get shot. LOLTEXASGUNLAW.)

      A “southern boy” knows the difference between corn and banana, eh? A “southern boy” should know what a “coyote” is and how to say it. Instead, he pronounces it “coyo-tay”.

  20. matt says:

    Something almost identical has been floating around the internet since ’02 or ’03.

    It’s the same picture, but the caption reads “Y banana taste funy?”

  21. quinch says:

    In after 9000 inane replies.

  22. Jess says:

    Thaz because it’s a cucumber.

  23. piodalcin says:

    history will judge him as the worst clown ever to make it from the circus of life to the white house.
    But someone must have voted for him so…those who did , you should feel the weight of your bad decision…..

    • Evil Pundit says:

      That’s what people were saying about Abraham Lincoln when he was in office.

      History isn’t going to follow your prejudices.

      • jellybeans says:

        Bush is NO Abe Lincoln

        • Evil Pundit says:

          A president who started an unpopular war, and was hated by many during his term …

          A Republican who stood for justice while Democrats were defending evil …

          There are some resemblances. No beard though.

          • Kate says:

            Lincoln did not start the Civil War. Buchanan knew it was going to happen, and pretended that everything was fine. It’s for this reason that Buchanan is widely seen as one of the worst presidents of all time.

            Lincoln ended slavery.

            What did Bush do that was even CLOSE to that magnitude of goodness?

            • Evil Pundit says:

              Bush ended dictatorship in Iraq, for one thing.

              • Aria says:

                /applause

                I’m an open Republican, and I’m sick of people praising Obama like he’s some sort of genius.

                Seriously? Obama regurgitates the same spiel over and over again in his speeches. My big question is, “Sure, you’re going to change things…but what?”

                I also have the sneaking suspicion that Obama as prez is going to result in a reverse-Jim Crow situation…because look at who his supporters are.

              • Wolf says:

                Yes, and instated anarchy. Bravo. >.>

        • Steve says:

          Jellybelly, Bush is certainly no Lincoln, but he is not the worst president (Carter) ever, either.

  24. sean says:

    Nekopawed and w2bh are the only two people addressing the real issues here

    • steve says:

      Well, Mr. Moderator, thank you for your (extremely late) assessment of the situation. Now, if you could kindly STFU until you have something useful to put into the conversation, that would be great. Oh, BTW, I am going to have to ask you to move your desk to the basement and work on Sunday.

      • :) says:

        What is wrong with you?
        He was just making a joke and wasn’t trying to moderate the situation here. It was useful to the conversation because it was amusing. I suppose you
        overlooked the humor because you are angered by your low position and
        so you take it out on strangers on the internet by pretending to have some
        kind of authority over them. And on top of all that- I believe you have my stapler.

  25. ggjeffy says:

    It is so obvious to me as evidenced by these comments that we have been divided and conquered.

  26. Alta Vista says:

    The image is pretty funny. The comments are funnier. It’s a simple joke, and everyone knows that Bush would not make that mistake or any mistake of that level. Both conservative and liberal groups have different values. Let us allow the vote to decide which values are more helpful at the moment.

  27. HMB says:

    That is hilarious! I am dying here!!!

  28. Andr31 says:

    Lol,super~!

  29. Loki says:

    God I reckon I could take a frozen banana deep in my poo chute

  30. goerge bush says:

    Obama is so bad at avoiding questions. Did you hear that bs the other night when he was all like “yeah i’m gonna talk straight to the american people?” That is why I’m voting for McCain, at least McCain is pro-choice unlike Obama who probably doesn’t even read the Holy Bible.

    • leah says:

      what’s wrong with not reading the holy bible? and just out of curiosity, did you misspell “george” on purpose? and mccain is not pro choice, obama is. holy jeez dude. the holy bible is against that choice anyway.

  31. Terry Wagar says:

    Eric Carlson and Joan Wagar, A,K,A, Doubleclick and Mrs Dash,( yes those are there nicknames they gave each other.) admitted to poisoning me while I was a plasma donor back in 2005.
    Eric Carlson pedofied me behind prison walls and then framed me as a pedophile on march 26th 2007, I caught the crime on a audio recorder I put in Joan’s purse.
    there were people in authority helping them with this and nobody in authority will help they pretend nothing happened and refuse to investigate this.
    Eric Carlson changed his hair color and his name but this is not hidden, only ignored by the authority’s and media
    I’m disabled from being poisoned and the hospitals refuse to admit I’m poisoned.
    My Family is in danger from these people and I have no other recorse but to make these charges public.
    My name is Terry Wagar,Im from Portland Oregon and I’m backing up these charges.
    I have been threatened with harassment charges by a Sargent Walker, She is a portland police officer stationed at the OHSU hospital, for the non crime of reporting a multi murder conspiracy within that hospital.
    They dont give a s4!t Joan and Eric was poisoning a plasma donor!
    Why don’t you give A s4!t Portland Authority’s, its already reported.
    Where did Mrs Dash keep her stash?
    In A garlic salt shaker, nuff said!

    http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2008/11/382778.shtml

  32. Rachel says:

    “laura is… is.. that… you?!

  33. Dean says:

    Like the president today is any better.

  34. Dennis says:

    I don’t see what is wrong with the banana. It looks perfectly normal…


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Newsletter Sign-up