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yet another victim of the phrase…. Hey!! watch this….

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Hawaii Magazine: Hawaii surfer’s ride into Kilauea volcano flow gets world attention

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  1. goober says:

    Hooplah, I did this once.

  2. ice_army says:

    lol, idiot.
    Betcha only did it ONCE!

  3. Confoozled says:

    Um…..I’m sorry, what the HELL does this have to do with politics?

  4. Steve says:

    Damn, confuzzled, why are you so thick. It is clear that the policies of the Bush administration have caused a mountain to erupt, causing lava to flow into the ocean and further exacerbate global climate change cooling alteration or whatever it is they are calling it now.

    • Seth says:

      No, no, no, Steve, ya missed the point! This is on the big Island of Hawaii, where volcanoes are creating new land, just like Bush wanted to create a new land in Iraq. The lava represents the smoldering anger of the Sunni minority encroaching on the vast sea of Shi’a complacency. The guy on the board represents our troops, who are in danger of being smashed between the two. And the Kurds are represented by, I don’t know, the steam in the upper left corner of the picture. Duh.

  5. Ryan says:

    Is this the thing that Pierce Brossnan was talking about on the Daily Show last night? Surfboard/paddle? Anyway, I do not get this joke at all. It does not really make sense.

  6. Steve says:

    Enviro-boy is about to get in touch with nature.

    • ema says:

      Yes, but if he gets hurt, he will sue.

      • GomerPhyls says:

        The boiling water burned his feet and peeled the skin away up his legs… Haven’t heard anything about a suite yet, but I’ll keep my ears peeled so that in case your cynicism is correct we can all gather around to kiss your feet and tell you how brilliant you are. Until then, please get over yourself.

        • Kinson says:

          Wow. Well I thought ema’s comment was funny.

        • Jane says:

          Yeah, way to overreact. Calm down, there are better things to freak out about on here.

        • Martha says:

          Ema’s comment IS funny, I think. Sad, but funny.

          BTW, GomerP, do you know that “suit,” as in “lawsuit,” is spelled without the “e” you typed? “Suite” means a group of something, like a group of rooms, or a group of furniture pieces, or a type of musical composition. Many Americans pronounce “suite” like “suit,” but I’ve always preferred to pronounce it like “sweet.” It seems that Wiktionary prefers to pronounce “suite” like “sweet,” too, bless them.

  7. Seth says:

    What really happened to Eddie Aikau.
    (any surfers in the house? any Hawaiians?)

    • GomerPhyls says:

      I think you’re mistaking bravado for bravery here Seth… I’m not Hawaiian or a surfer, but I’ve known enough Watermen to say you shouldn’t be knockin’ a cultural hero :P

      • Seth says:

        No way, not knockin’ Eddie! I’m saying no mere surf could ever have taken him. Must have been lava.

        For those who don’t know, Eddie Aikau was a famed waterman from Hawaii who would rescue people from surf no one else dared enter. He went on the Polynesian Voyaging Society recreation of the voyage between Hawaii and Polynesia. The ship developed a leak and got in trouble in some VERY big surf 12 miles off of Molokai. Eddie, being the hero he was, jumped on a surfboard and paddled off to get help. The rest of the crew was rescued by the coast guard, but no one ever found Eddie.

  8. lowly grunt says:

    Who’s holding his beer?

  9. edawg says:

    And he *almost* made the cut for failblog…

    (His board began to melt in the 200 degree water, and he suffered leg burns, but was “totally stoked” and would do it again)

    • GomerPhyls says:

      You’re still totally correct on the “almost making failblog cut,” but I’d just like to point out that the wax on his board began to melt, not his actual board, there’s a difference. It’s like the difference between saying your tennis racket broke in two or some of the grip tape fell off.

  10. Ama says:

    Maaannnn, that’s some of the finest stupidity I’ve seen in a long time! Paddleboarding to where lava is entering the ocean. One shift of the wind and those fumes would knock his ass straight out. Pele must have been in a good mood that day not to kill him!

    And yes kids, this is news. It’s not every day a lava flow makes it to the ocean in such spectacular fashion.

  11. Trainwreck Chaser says:

    Caption after the picture

    OH SHIT!

  12. LeoLikesFudge says:

    is that like an earthquake or something?


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