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heehee … Romney looks like the devil from Reaper in this shot.
also – nice view of the flaccid jowls. Between this pic and Bob Dole my theory of all republicans being flaccid is one step closer to being proven.
HAHA! Subtle and funny! I love it.
This is how “McCain is old” jokes are supposed to be. not “LOL ADULT DIAPERS OR VIAGRA”
HA… I think I agree.
that’s so raven
By Ceiling Cat, thats creepy…
I know! It’s like stalkerish or something.
No warm fuzzies for McCain, here. Romney KNOWS how badly McCain needs his youthfulness and broad shoulders. Still not a good choice for Bush’s base, but better than Lieberman.
Romney is very attractive!
…to the forces of evil, maybe
Makes Obama look like a fairy princess!!
Funny! I love this video.
Yeah, he’d be a dilf if he weren’t eveel.
I KNEW I was a force of evil! This clinches it.
In a Ken doll sorta way.
Well, Cindy does kinda look like Barbie…
Disregard that. I am a fail.
I meant to say Ann.
No, actually, I think you were right the first time. I’m not sure I could identify Ann.
Naw, Ann Romney is the Barbie to Mitt’s Ken. But now that I look at her, Cindy McCain could also be Barbie… though her husband might have to take off a few years to qualify as a Ken.
A “FEW” years?! You mean like 40? McCain looked like an old man while Reagan was still in office!
http://punditkitchen.com/2008/05/01/political-pictures-john-mccain-jerk/
Wasn’t their a commercial where GI Joe zoomed up and hooked up with Barbie while Ken looked on with surprise?
Well, I don’t know about that but when we played with all our dolls as kids, this often happened because Ken was a wuss.
Oh, well in that case Obama was probably the ken doll….
Ken isn’t black, honey.
No, I think there is a black Ken…
Obama is half white in any case. And he’s a wuss too.
“Mattel has created a range of companions for Barbie, including Hispanic Teresa, Midge, African American Christie and Steven (Christie’s boyfriend).”
No Black Ken, sorry.
Steven, Ken whatever they are Ken dolls
Oh sure ema, it’s just like you crotchwaffles to perpetuate plastic doll stereotypes. They’re not all alike you know!
Ok, you got me!
Help!! The box is getting smaller! Get me out! ;D
Ha hah haahah! I may disagree with you a lot Jane, but I do love your sense of humor. I appreciate that you do not take the issues so seriously that you cannot joke about them.
But they did make a black GI Joe. Yeah! Leave Joe snow and Ken both in the dust.
Anybody else find this picture a little sexy?
OMG we get it McCain is old, very funny, etc etc
What will they think of next?
Actually, this is a little more nuanced than that. Yes, it presupposes an old candidate, but the joke is about ruthless ambition. Quit your whining.
Wow, a “nuanced” McCain is old joke!
These libs are so creative!
Having trouble keeping up, are we? It’s a Romney is ambitious joke. But of course you have to keep this spin up to try and make everyone think this site is so biased against you.
Actually it’s a McCain is old joke as well. In fact, you admitted that in yoiur 5.01 post, and now you’re denying it.
Try to keep your spin straight.
No, I said the joke presupposes he is old. It also presupposes that he is a presidential candidate, so are you going to claim that this is a “John McCain is a presidential candidate” joke? I’m keeping my story perfectly straight. You’re the one who’s floundering and misrepresenting to try to achieve your spin.
And it also presupposes that Romney is ambitious.
Furthermore, the joke wouldn’t work at all if McCain wasn’t old. So it’s yet another “McCain is old” joke.
One of 3,658 variations on the same theme on this site.
Do you understand what I mean when I distinguish between what a joke presupposes and what a joke is about? Clearly not, sorry, I didn’t even need to ask.
The point that the joke wouldn’t work if McCain weren’t old (which actually isn’t entirely true, but it certainly helps) is what I mean by “presupposes”. Just like the joke wouldn’t work if McCain weren’t a presidential candidate, which by extension means it wouldn’t work if he weren’t an American citizen, it wouldn’t work if he weren’t at least 35 years old, and it wouldn’t work if he weren’t alive. The joke isn’t “about” any of those things though (which I know you realize because you aren’t claiming it’s a “McCain is an American citizen,” a “McCain is over 35,” or a “McCain is alive” joke). It’s the look on Romney’s face (probably simply a function of him being in the middle of making a facial expression) that makes it look like he’s some sort of fictional villain trying to orchestrate getting the vice presidential spot and then willing McCain to die so that he can achieve his ends.
Of course, you also tried to claim that the McCain indigestion joke was an old joke, and that one doesn’t even presuppose an old candidate (lots of people not even old enough to be president get indigestion and make that face when they get it). Clearly you’re going to try to spin any joke involving McCain as being an old joke, because you think that will help your rhetorical position. Learn to let it go.
Meow. Phhhht. Phhhhht. Hiss hiss.
OMG he looks like Bill Pullman from Independence day
Bite your tongue!
No, Pulman actually had a fictional past where he actually did something, whereas Mitt simply has a fictional life. I think that he’s a male version of that Mannequin movie, only without the fun.
So, kind of like Obama, huh?
Do you make any posts that don’t involve bashing liberals?
Well there was this one time when he…. no, he really doesn’t.
Ah… Just checking.
He also complains about every post because it’s ‘unoriginal’ (ie. too liberal), and yet comes back for more every day. And makes exactly the same liberal kunspiracee-type comments.
And every day, the libtards whine because they don’t like dissent.
No, we don’t like YOU. It’s very different. Ema and hueydoc, while as passionate about their positions as you have the ability to be three dimensional.
Aww, poor widdle you.
Is that all you can come up with?
It’s all you deserve. Whine some more.
WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Now?
Good enough.
It would be boring around here without EP, come on you know it.
yes, yes it would lol.
Screw you for not including me in the list of the multidimensional. I am at least two dimensional and my doctor says I am well on my way to being three and four dimensional. Ptttthhht.
I think ‘dissent’ is something completely different to your repetative and pointless right-wing rants.
I love dissent, this place would be boring without it. While I prefer the dissent of someone I can acually argue with (Steve, ema, hueydoc, Kinson, and some others) it’s easy to ignore EP when he reverts to his “liberals bad” responses and wait for something with a little more substance. It’s the internet people, no one is making you respond to him. 3/4 of the time I bet he knows he’s being a jerk and is only doing it to piss you off.
Yeah I know.
Sounds like we need some Phil Hartman “Caveman Conservative” jokes for EP. “Liberals BAAAaaaaad.”
No, I don’t think so… Liberals do know how to have fun, but conservatives just seem to screw it up. They try to live life like a bad 50′s rerun, but then they sneak around doing all the things they bash others for doing, I guess they’re a tad conflicted… it’s no wonder they cause deprressions everytime they take charge of the country.
Stereotype much?
Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot, over? Look in the mirror than ask the question.
Yes, liberals know how to have fun… on someone else’s dime.
Oh I don’t know, I’ve had plenty of fun over the years, and paid for it myself. I’ve had to work, don’t have any GOP buddies giving me any corporate welfare or things like that. Course I did find this cool job, didn’t have to do too much, got paid to hang around, nobody looking over my shoulder, boss checked in once awhile, but he didn’t care as long as I took care of things, ah, easy street, but had to let it go…
Maybe a leeetle bit of a generalisation!
Can I just point out it’s freaking STUPID for people to be arguing politics on a website that broke off from one that’s main joke was about a cat with a cheeseburger?!
This one was actually pretty good. BTW, isn’t McCain’s mother still alive; Romney could be in for some disappointment.
Mitt looks like Dracula staring at a fresh throat.
Yes please.