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By: Kittymouth

Kittymouth — Fri, 15 May 2009 00:59:21 +0000

I can has hug?

By: Katrina

Katrina — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 04:46:51 +0000

EP.. No-one can take any side without offending someone. If it makes you feel any better, a crazy lesbian democrate believes you have the right to defend your way of thinking.

By: herb

herb — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:02:55 +0000

So Barack is terrible for associating with the church, then terrible for distancing himself from it? He’d've been an opportunist if he brought the media with him to visit to the troops, but is selfish and unpatriotic because he didn’t?

Damn. Obama could cure cancer and you dittoheads would fault him for it.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 02:54:24 +0000

LOL!
I hadn’t thought of that!

I kinda like Cey; hope he/she sticks around.

By: Cey

Cey — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 02:49:38 +0000

Appreciated.

By: Jane

Jane — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 00:50:50 +0000

Wow, lose internet for a day and a half = not knowing wtf is going on.

As for my opinion on Cey, I’m going to wait it out. I’ve grown to love Seth’s long-windedness, I don’t know what PK would be without him. I’m willing to give Cey a chance.

By: Jacerm

Jacerm — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 22:49:23 +0000

Though it’s not very well thought through, that’s a very talented person to climb a pole with two signs in her hands.

By: durr

durr — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:57:26 +0000

uuum. not everyone has a political favourite. it’s generally the same people who argue back and forth about the same things.

if anything brings people together it’s religion and politics, i mean really who has ever heard of someone disagreeing over religion and politics?

By: Cey

Cey — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:25:42 +0000

That whole “not going to just deflect like a coward” thing. Brilliant.

By: Cey

Cey — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:24:40 +0000

I know you do, which is very, very sad.

By: k8

k8 — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:00:25 +0000

I like how this is a political humor site, but no one can take a joke about his or her particular political favorite in the comments section. Even when it’s making fun of the people who made fun of the people who made fun of that political candidate. Jeez.

By: ema

ema — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:59:37 +0000

Thank goodness Seth is back! Please don’t leave us with Cey, please!

By: Seth

Seth — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:55:48 +0000

Hey, I’m offended by that. No one is more long-winded, boring or pointless than me. And I owe it all to you, not only did I learn how to be a total douche from you, you inspire me to greater heights of douchedom every day. I can only aspire to your level of inane douchebaggery.

By: TheLarrikin

TheLarrikin — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:51:44 +0000

Stupid system – that was a reply to Rissa.

By: TheLarrikin

TheLarrikin — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:51:06 +0000

She crushes peoples’ skulls with ‘em.

By: rissa

rissa — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:28:43 +0000

That’s the first thing i noticed, too.

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:23:41 +0000

I think Christians are more likely to be offended by the way Obama ditched his church out of political opportunism, than anything McCain says.

By: ema

ema — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:17:44 +0000

Many many religions have a “messiah” concept, even Islam does. Not exclusive to Christianity.

By: jellybeans

jellybeans — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:13:58 +0000

Messiah is a highly offensive term – not to most democrats but to the devuot Christians that support McCain. Just a heads up – please keep using the term as often as you can since the polls say McCain’s referring to Obama as “The One” or “Messiah” actually are driving some Christians away from McCain since he shows such a huge lack of respect for the faith he supposedly follows.

By: ema

ema — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:13:48 +0000

Hey, just because I can recognize that women make mistakes does not mean I want her or any woman to throw on a burqa – it’s a joke son, this is a joke site. Michelle seems to be awfully quiet lately and I think I know why, that’s all. Btw, I wish I was as intelligent as Ann Coulter.

By: Sean Work

Sean Work — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:13:06 +0000

I just wanted to point out that those are some really well developed leg muscles.

By: steve

steve — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:56:15 +0000

Jane, can we get a douchenozzle ruling on this guy? Seriously?

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:10:02 +0000

Congratulations, you are the first commenter to become more long-winded, boring and pointless than Seth.

By: ogre

ogre — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 06:47:49 +0000

um, yeah. good luck with that

By: ogre

ogre — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 06:47:12 +0000

Now that’s just odd….. I never program in public as a protest.

By: Cey

Cey — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:53:30 +0000

Ah, good women indeed know not to speak when there are men about. I’m just stunned a nominally female individual such as yourself understands that and embraces it with such warmth. Has anyone ever told you how much like a less intelligent Ann Coulter you are? I mean that as a compliment; I didn’t really think it was possible. Proof miracles do indeed happen every day.

By: Cey

Cey — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:48:34 +0000

Yet again, your magnificence astounds and amazes me. You have mastered the art of rational discourse, and your fantastic display of backbone, your courageous nature that will not allow you to hide behind an easy deflection about “Butthurt,”… simply beautiful. Not to mention how you always address the points that other people bring up in a concise and clear manner, I do aspire to be more like you in my miserable existence. With all your skills, I’m absolutely astonished you even bother to converse with the mere mortals who populate this website; they can’t possibly handle the amount of brainpower, modesty and wit you bring to each and every conversation. Keep fighting the good fight sir, one day we will roast all of those heathen liberals in the fires of Hades.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 02:48:43 +0000

Unrated now. What’s up?

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 02:45:45 +0000

*whack* Be funnier!

(a la Homer Simpson to the TV)

By: NickDigger

NickDigger — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 02:11:39 +0000

lol mccain is old

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 01:53:30 +0000

Well, she is a professional stripper, who has been stripping in public as a political protest.

So you might just be right.

By: Trainwreck Chaser

Trainwreck Chaser — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 01:23:39 +0000

No, it just looks like the right breast is exposed. I’ve been doing applications alllllll day.

I have been whiffing it lately too.

By: hobo erectus

hobo erectus — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 01:07:15 +0000

dang. rated now.

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 01:07:00 +0000

Yes, but she can’t turn around or she’ll turn into a pillar of salt.

By: ema

ema — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 00:14:22 +0000

keeping her yap shut? not ruining her husbands campaign? stuff like that.

By: hobo erectus

hobo erectus — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 00:10:35 +0000

Wow…. talk about an over-reaction! So the Bride of the Obamamessiah is now beyond the realm of humor as well?

Um, ok

All Hail the Hypnobama!

By: hobo erectus

hobo erectus — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 00:08:50 +0000

Hmm…. sorry, dude, but if you can deal with that “crotchwaffle” jargon, what EP said should be no problemo.

By: hobo erectus

hobo erectus — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 00:07:10 +0000

I like how this is unrated

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 00:03:06 +0000

You believers get soooo upset when someone pokes fun at your Messiah.

It’s hilarious.

By: DW

DW — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 00:02:06 +0000

WTF does that even mean, EP?

Is there a wingnut to reality translator in the house?

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:57:45 +0000

ITT, butthurt Obamabots.

By: DW

DW — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:50:49 +0000

Come on EP, we know you never hug anybody. It’s apparent.

By: Cey

Cey — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:47:40 +0000

And his retorts are full of magnificence. You are my idol.

By: DW

DW — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:46:42 +0000

Someone need a clue.

I bet EP is a good upstanding Christian, too. Let’s pray he has no daughters.

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:18:15 +0000

Someone needs a hug.

By: Cey

Cey — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:03:58 +0000

That right there is an upstanding supporter of the Righteous Right ladies and gentlemen. The model Republican; a paragon who never hypocritically stoops to the supposed level of those horrific Democrats. Classy, intelligent, witty; you’ve really outdone yourself. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:34:08 +0000

What’s Michele Obama doing up there?

By: hobo erectus

hobo erectus — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:19:05 +0000

is that a euphemism?

By: Trainwreck Chaser

Trainwreck Chaser — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:14:17 +0000

Nevermind…..

By: Trainwreck Chaser

Trainwreck Chaser — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:13:49 +0000

Am I crazy or is she topless?