Comments on: Secret Service intervention required… …in …3 …2 …1

By: haha!

haha! — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 06:20:31 +0000

COME TO PAPA!
haha..

By: Ibet

Ibet — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:04:59 +0000

Aprooval iz scarwee.

By: Anomnomnominus

Anomnomnominus — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:48:04 +0000

EWWWW! He has a boner! ICKY!

By: jeb

jeb — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 19:55:39 +0000

nice ass

By: hueydoc

hueydoc — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:24:29 +0000

Seth, stop changing your name!

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:32:53 +0000

An idiot.

By: HumorFail

HumorFail — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:17:03 +0000

classy…

By: HumorFail

HumorFail — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:16:08 +0000

It doesn’t matter what most sources say, what do the valid sources say?

By: HumorFail

HumorFail — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:11:43 +0000

“We in America do not have government by the majority. We have government by the majority who participates.” -Thomas Jefferson-

By: HumorFail

HumorFail — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:07:43 +0000

And…what are you on?

By: HumorFail

HumorFail — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:03:36 +0000

What the hell was that?

By: Kurt

Kurt — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:59:00 +0000

Being a geek, I back up MLDs statement, and since my GF is a dork, (Her own words) I do ask that bush not be called that either.

By: Jim

Jim — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 09:36:50 +0000

*head splodes from redundancy*

By: ema

ema — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 21:44:47 +0000

Thank you!

By: Jane

Jane — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 21:38:11 +0000

I think the problem mainly lies with that girl’s mother for not teaching her that you don’t ask heads of state to smack your ass. Women’s right movement please take one gigantic step backwards.

By: deaderic

deaderic — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:54:36 +0000

not much, no. Most sources make it less than half, even.

By: dude im on it

dude im on it — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:26:24 +0000

Poor Misty. If I was confronted with THAT situation, I would have bolted. Alas, she was held captive by the gleaming lenses of the press.

By: MLD

MLD — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 07:46:51 +0000

AMEN!! And as a geek, can I throw in a pls 2 be leavin teh geeks out of it, as a preventative measure?

By: MLD

MLD — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 07:45:55 +0000

Can I pull out the tried but true takes one to know one?

By: MLD

MLD — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 07:43:25 +0000

Isnt that the same thing?

By: fluffy mcfluffenstein

fluffy mcfluffenstein — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:35:33 +0000

How old are you?

I’m 2, BTW, 35 in human years.

I’m running for president too, vote for me.
Fluffy ’08

By: fluffy mcfluffenstein

fluffy mcfluffenstein — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:34:32 +0000

HOW DARE YOU INSULT NERDS LIKE THAT?
Assuming he is a nerd assumes he has a decent level of intelligence, and focuses in one area. He has no intelligence and cannot focus at all.

By: fluffy mcfluffenstein

fluffy mcfluffenstein — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:32:04 +0000

Lets do that equation…

You + Anything ever = Pathetic and lame x fail at trolling
/fail at trolling /fail at trolling

you + anything ever / fail at trolling = Pathetic and lame
-Anything ever -Anything ever
You / Fail at trolling = Pathetic and lame as anything ever
You fail at trolling and are pathetic and lame as anything ever.

By: fluffy mcfluffenstein

fluffy mcfluffenstein — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:29:54 +0000

Skunks don’t get drunk. A better term is: He looks drunk as Hilary Clinton.

By: fluffy mcfluffenstein

fluffy mcfluffenstein — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:29:24 +0000

Wow, compared to John, Cindy is tough.
If you look at Mccain’s wrist, the electrical impulse in your brain will cause a tiny shockwave which will shatter his wrist.
I wonder how the moose walks.

By: fluffy mcfluffenstein

fluffy mcfluffenstein — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:27:56 +0000

It’s too bad that he isn’t a real person, cause real people need brains to survive, right? RIGHT?

I am under the spotlight constantly, IM A CAT!

Fluffy ’08
Vote for me or I’ll have your kid put catnip in your ear.

By: fluffy mcfluffenstein

fluffy mcfluffenstein — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:26:14 +0000

Yes he is, and that is what he thought when he saw her, except it was plural:
Whoo! Babies!

By: Guess Again

Guess Again — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:19:40 +0000

“You give me hug…me…want spank….y-y-you!”
*flings poo like he was raised to by his monkey family*

By: herb

herb — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:04:14 +0000

*sigh* It’s not sexual harassment in that she was literally asking for it.

It’s not the most dignified behavior for the Head of State and Commander in Chief, but to be frank, I’d much rather have Dubya hanging out on the beach, kickin’ back a few beers, and acting like a frat boy if it means we can avert and/or diffuse the situation in Georgia w/o the needed intervention of our depleted and thinned military.

By: markmier

markmier — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 05:05:20 +0000

Not much over half of the ones that voted, specifically.

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 04:40:11 +0000

Americans.

By: gillian

gillian — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 03:46:21 +0000

OMG

Who elected this gigantic nerd?

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:34:09 +0000

Entirely. She is a tough woman. Cindy McCain’s wrist was broken by a handshake.

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:29:00 +0000

You’re still an ignoramus.

By: durr

durr — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:23:28 +0000

i thought he was the US president, i wasn’t aware he was on the female Olympic volley ball team. it’s what BEACH VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS DO, not government officials or the freaking president, or a random member of the audience.

thanks for trying to tell me what my opinions are but you can keep them to yourself.

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:06:35 +0000

It’s not sexual harrassment because it’s what beach volleyball players do.

And you think Bush is dumb …

By: durr

durr — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:01:38 +0000

right, the US president basically smacks a chick on the ass; not sexual harassment but smacking sense into him is childish?

By: durr

durr — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 22:59:24 +0000

hmm man + half naked woman = totally gay
oh no wait. the maths were wrong
you + anything ever = pathetic and lame x fail at trolling

By: scorrybreac

scorrybreac — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 22:05:35 +0000

Like it would hit the ‘on’ button or something, and suddenly he would wake up?

By: scorrybreac

scorrybreac — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 22:03:14 +0000

excellent point. I agree.

By: psyx0r

psyx0r — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 21:23:24 +0000

I object!
That might actually increase his IQ even up to 0 (i know i m being too optimistic) if done properly.

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:12:47 +0000

You are so childish.

By: A Noni Moose

A Noni Moose — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:01:13 +0000

makes me wanna lob a volleyball at his head

By: silverhaze06

silverhaze06 — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 19:45:57 +0000

gay…

By: Trainwreck Chaser

Trainwreck Chaser — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 19:31:42 +0000

Clever, thank you for the creativity!

By: Seth

Seth — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 18:54:41 +0000

Bush has fallen off the wagon. He looks drunk as a a skunk.

By: TheLarrikin

TheLarrikin — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 18:25:13 +0000

I enjoy the fact that he can relax and be a real person. But he does this most of the time, it seems, maybe even when he shouldn’t, and gets reamed for it.

I don’t want to debate on this point. Just think, we all have flubs. I’m just glad I’m not in the spotlight constantly (i.e. I can be myself without fear of approval, etc.).

By: Bib1887

Bib1887 — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 18:11:01 +0000

She could totally kick his ass.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 18:02:55 +0000

LOL!
Intervention for whom?

I have enjoyed these series of W as a sports fan. I agree with you jellybean, he looks like a human being in these photos. A bit lecherous, but human. Maybe that’s what has been missing all this time – a glimmer of sexuality that demonstrates humanity.

By: ema

ema — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:28:04 +0000

This one is pretty funny.