Comments on: EXPELLIARMUS!

By: Danbala

Danbala — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 05:33:08 +0000

Your reflexes are really, really sucky.

By: 龚汉军

龚汉军 — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 05:32:15 +0000

Don’t forget the reflex save for half damage!

By: That Girl

That Girl — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 12:17:34 +0000

wtf?

By: That Girl

That Girl — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 12:16:29 +0000

Epic win. WTG.

By: Aik

Aik — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:27:41 +0000

Judging by the blood, shouldn’t it be Sectumsempra?

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:51:13 +0000

SNAPE DIES??? ZOMG!!!!!11!!1ELEVENTY!!1121!!

By: MaMaQ

MaMaQ — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:44:14 +0000

Agreed.

Potter really was slacker and I’m sorry you died. Truly, Snape, you are the tragic and truly unsung hero of the story.

At least Harry eventually had the maturity to name a child after you.

By: MaMaQ

MaMaQ — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:40:53 +0000

hee hee… i aktully thot that wuz wicked funny.

yo, homie – in mah hood, the kids is the ones who’re walkin around at night with spray cans, chains and pipe… I’m talkin’ 9 – 12 yr olds here. The ‘older kids’ either get a life or buy/sell illegal substances.

So – I’m glad this young friend is wearing a suit and carrying a wand. I am delighted.

By: MaMaQ

MaMaQ — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:35:37 +0000

Ja, I’m wondering the same.

Philadelphia is covered with Murals, many of them disconcerting but very meaningful to the people who live here. Maybe this is a mural in New York where many people lost loved ones?

BTW – Golly Molly! I didn’t know Gorgonzola was Russian!?

By: MaMaQ

MaMaQ — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:32:28 +0000

He’s not of age yet. Besides, can he prove he was born on American Soil?

Otherwise, keep an eye on him and vote for him in 30 years.

By: Erik-in-South Africa

Erik-in-South Africa — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 04:20:47 +0000

Oh for the love of God, will you stop doing that!!

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 03:51:23 +0000

thems sissy british laws

in america hoomans taught that spell early

in soviet russia spell learns you!

By: Potion Master Snape

Potion Master Snape — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:55:16 +0000

I am glad to see I am not the only one who noticed that Potter really WAS a slacker when it came to schoolwork!

If only he had listened, that loser of a godfather of his would have survived ..

And so would have I.

By: Potion Master Snape

Potion Master Snape — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:53:37 +0000

It’s not that they don’t have enough power, they simply don’t have the backbone to mean it.

That, and using such a spell will get you a lifetime one-way ticket to Azkaban.

It’s an Unforgivable, remember.

By: Jetman123

Jetman123 — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 02:58:22 +0000

HARRY POTTER FOR PRESIDENT ’08

By: adhere to my Radical surfeology

adhere to my Radical surfeology — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:11:44 +0000

The xenophobic indoctrination of the young masses of the far-west makes me sad man, yet still a classic caption.

By: m

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:47:59 +0000

NERDS!!!!

By: Runes

Runes — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 00:04:20 +0000

Sorry but I didn’t know that it was bad being a nerd was such a bad thing (just really love talking about the books). And I was not trying to be annoyingly overly patriotic. I was just trying to make a point. But thanks for correcting me, appreciate it

By: Kittytreats

Kittytreats — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:54:34 +0000

No but you got nerd loving patriotism excitement down pat!

By: Runes

Runes — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:35:00 +0000

Sorry if my English spelling is not perfect, it so happens that I’m Icelandic!! and I doubt that you speak perfect Icelandic!

By: Jane

Jane — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 15:50:12 +0000

You forgot the ticket for excessive use of the exclamation mark. That could get your posting license suspended.

By: herb

herb — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 02:13:34 +0000

NEW?! Man, this here’s OLD SCHOOL nerdom.

By: laura di

laura di — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 16:21:02 +0000

excuse me, ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?
I’m going to have to leave you with two counts of attention seeking fail, an annoyance fail, a “decent”-”descent” fail and an obvious fail.
*rips off ticket*
and this is for just being a tard.
*kicks* runs away*

By: laura di

laura di — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 16:17:45 +0000

WHOLE NEW realm of nerdom.

By: laura di

laura di — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 16:16:42 +0000

well you want to get rid of his mass destructive weapons first, don’t you?

By: laura di

laura di — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 16:16:10 +0000

i would rip a nerd strip off ya, but I’m right there next to you in the Room of Requirements. DA4evaz.

By: Jane

Jane — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:24:00 +0000

No, we weren’t really wondering if you were a Harry Potter nerd, we kinda figured that out for ourselves.

By: Jane

Jane — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:22:44 +0000

Hate to be an uber nerd, but it isn’t just that kids aren’t supposed to do it but also that they almost never have enough power to do so. Okay, I will now accept your ridicule.

By: Runes

Runes — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:36:17 +0000

oh!! that is brilliant! you could also try stuplify! but remember that avada kedavra is a forbidden curse and any descent wizard would not use it. and expelliarmus is so not the only spell harry knows! he is noble! he doesn’t wanna kill unless he cant do otherwise!
and for those who were wondering: Yes I am a Harry Potter nerd, and proud of it!

By: hueydoc

hueydoc — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 07:40:22 +0000

Wingardium Leviosa wouldn’t work either……

By: fillerbunny

fillerbunny — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 05:54:16 +0000

And make sure your party is within the 30′….

By: allc0re

allc0re — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 04:02:07 +0000

Hilarious! Funniest thing I’ve seen today.

By: Captain Obvious

Captain Obvious — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 01:21:09 +0000

This is a photograph of a couple of young men whose father/family/something was murdered by Al Qeda types

By: hobo erectus

hobo erectus — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:56:07 +0000

only if he has a butt on his armpit…

By: hobo erectus

hobo erectus — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:55:02 +0000

Actually…. is it too late to replace Obama with that kid?

By: herb

herb — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:33:56 +0000

Careful, man, that thing’ll do 6d6 damage.

By: bittervoter

bittervoter — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:25:09 +0000

Ha! Now that is funny. Oh you poor souls who don’t read harry potter and get these jokes.

By: silliewillie

silliewillie — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 21:10:56 +0000

*petrificus totalus* Not a very nice thing to say, is it?

Kind Regards

H. Potter
Freak-from-the-book

By: leah

leah — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 20:43:10 +0000

No, it looks like the kid behind him has conjured up a fire ball.

By: personIII

personIII — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 20:16:29 +0000

Looks like his butt is on fire

By: Karen

Karen — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 20:03:28 +0000

Don’t we wish it were that easy? Sigh.

By: david

david — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:49:14 +0000

Codetalk. Crap.

By: scorrybreac

scorrybreac — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:42:36 +0000

not unless he’s pretending to be Harry Potter who can only seem to manage the ‘expelliarmus’ spell

By: Kit

Kit — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:42:24 +0000

Good children aren’t supposed to use that spell… not until the 6th book anyway…

By: Gorgonzola

Gorgonzola — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:29:28 +0000

ahaha, thanks

By: chickie3737

chickie3737 — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:29:15 +0000

Shouldn’t it be Avada Kedavra???

By: Awesome Maria

Awesome Maria — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:20:33 +0000

hahahaha it’s a harry potter reference. SO funny! Loves it.

By: ema

ema — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:08:16 +0000

Hey! We were just talking about him!

By: Gorgonzola

Gorgonzola — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:05:17 +0000

Someone please explain this to me

By: fillerbunny

fillerbunny — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:02:53 +0000

(Let’s ignite the BBQ early….)

That’s probably what Bush tried first, too.