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New Olympic Event

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New Olympic Event 100m Breakdance

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  1. fjaradvax says:

    Square, Square, Triangle, up, back, up, back:
    Double forward roll and helicopter.

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  3. rStrange says:

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  4. HT says:

    Why are the sprinters always black?

    Just wondering

    • eddiepscetti says:

      Wish I had a snappy answer, but I’m drawing blanks. The only thing I can say is because they’re faster?

    • anomnom says:

      All the years of black people running from slave owners in the US and Cheetahs in Africa.

      • jasper says:

        My dad always says it’s because they have a lot of practice running from the police. Not that I agree with his statement.

        • fjaradvax says:

          Hmm. Interesting: at first sight, seems racist (implying black people more criminal than others), but on reflection could be social-realist (implying racist white police personnel overly inclined to chase black civilians).

          • descartes says:

            Both terms are interchangeable. Racist: white police over inclined to chase black civilians. Social-realist: black people more criminal than others.

            • fjaradvax says:

              Indeed. Seems like social-realist racism, but could actually be racist social-realism. Or should that be the other way round?

              Ambiguity as to target of implied criticism still mildly amusing, however. If you like that sort of thing…

    • sup says:

      genetic superiority.

    • Matt says:

      Coincidence?

    • monng says:

      I think it’s because they have faster working muscles.

    • TheLarrikin says:

      Generations of African wilderness. Survival is a crazy thing, especially when it comes to a run-or-die situation. Natural selection in Africa wrought faster runners. In Europe and Asia, technological advancement happened more quickly, and helped to lower the requirement on sheer athleticism, allowing them to concentrate on other areas of natural development.

      Not racist.

      • gnarlyswine says:

        “Natural selection in Africa wrought faster runners”

        Is the ability to run fastest whilst carrying a stolen TV an instrument of Natural Selection? Im not sure – Did Darwin write about that?

        • Jehosephat says:

          Darwin also wrote that significant changes take MANY decades, many centuries to become real. Don’t think the presence of TV has been around enough to make a genetic effect on any race…

          Read a book, why dontchya!

          (and to think gnarlyswine has been uneducated for nearly a year! I bet he/she is still an idiot, though)

  5. Kit says:

    OW!! Even if that is a rubber track, Road Rash! Or maybe not. It looks like they are on a leisurely marathon or something.

  6. Rachel of Cyberia says:

    100 meter breakdance followed by relay lock-n-popping.

  7. Cellie says:

    i giv dat a 7

  8. Rudechick says:

    …..and the Oompa Loompa comes in third to take Bronze!


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