If we just invade they will not be illegals.
(Arnold Schwarzenegger)
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Palin’s 17-year-old daughter is pregnant! Don’t you people read the news?!
And? Are you trolling for comments are do you actually have a point? It’s not like is the first 17 year old to ever get pregnant.
Actually, for a web site that has so many differing opinions on so many different topics, I was interested in finding out what people here thought. However, there is no PalinLOL yet, and so I was forced to post offtopic to this LOL to find out. *shrugs* that’s the truth, matey.
Had you bothered to cruise through some of the other LOL’s you would have discovered that there some quite heated discussions currently going on. Your comment however on this particular one amounts to nothing more than trolling.
I agree with eddiepscetti, you’re just trolling.
She’s not the first, she’s not the last.
And there will be an awful lot more if Palin doesn’t allow us to let teenagers know how all of the different ways of avoiding getting pregnant.
Give tax breaks to every guy who gets a vasectomy..
Obama takes his kids to a racist Sunday church! Good parents!!
He also doesn’t want his daughters to be punished with babies…
Let’s hope not, they’re still pretty young.
very true. At least Palin’s daughter is old enough, and I would assume mature enough, to be a decent mother when the baby is born. It would also seem Mrs. Palin has been quite successful as a mother so far and would be great support for her daughter and eventual grandchild.
Are we talking about the same Palin who doinked around on the pre-campaign trail while near term with a high-risk child? Yeah, real winner of a mom there!
I dunno, I have not met any 17 year olds that are ready for that, of course that is just the people i’ve met. Hell I’m deff not ready at 22. I did learn in human sexuality that the body is not really fully grown and ready until about 20ish, I don’t remember exactly.
Did you know that there was a tribe that would not have to get married until they gor pregnant but the culture was sex positive and they would perform abortions with certain leaves. I just find that very interesting… not that it’s relevant.
I meant got pregnant. But until gore gets pregnant is highly amusing to me.
Yeah, we know. We’ve already talked about this like five lols back. Don’t YOU read the threads?
Nope, saw that no one had commented and put on the troll hat.. and this would be the result. I say, forget about taking away guns, concentrate on keyboards instead!
WIN
Abstinence-only education fail!
How about better scoop?
* Palin Asked City Librarian About Censoring Books, Insisted It Was ‘Rhetorical.’ In 1996, according to the Frontiersman, Wasilla’s library director Mary Ellen Emmons said Palin asked her outright if she could live with censorship of library books. Emmons said, “This is different than a normal book-selection procedure or a book-challenge policy. … She was asking me how I would deal with her saying a book can’t be in the library.” Palin said in response, “Many issues were discussed, both rhetorical and realistic in nature.” [Frontiersman, 12/18/96]
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* Wasilla’s Pension Was Only Funded at 73 Percent When Palin Left, as Opposed to Almost Completely When She Became Mayor. In fiscal 2002, Wasilla funded 73 percent of its defined benefit pension plan obligation and had 52 percent unfunded liability as a percentage of its covered payroll. In fiscal 1995, Wasilla funded 97.5 percent of its obligation and had 4.3 percent unfunded liability as a percentage of payroll. [Wasilla Comprehensive Annual Financial Report 2003, page 29; Wasilla Comprehensive Annual Financial Report 1996, page 45]
Umm, no still boring… got any more?
Censoring books is boring?
What the hell is wrong with you?
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I am gonna have to do it … I hate doing it but … NAZIS censored books too. Nice big piles of burning books. Think Palin will join the fun and pass the marshmallows?
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She also fired that Librarian after the conversation … by the way.
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She wants creationism taught as science, she wants all science out of “sex ed” and abstinence only teaching (which works beautifully we see) and she wants books censored in public libraries.
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This isn’t just a conservative, this is some sort of Puritanical throwback. How long till the witch hunts start? And I mean REAL witches … with a wart and funny noses.
Oh, I think the witch hunt has already started judging from the media and all the stuff coming out of the woodwork that doesn’t amount to squat.
Sure, as long as YOUR books aren’t censored it’s ok. Let’s just get rid of all that non-Christian stuff and anything that talks science and anything with references to sex … Lord of the Flies and the Chocolate Wars can go and what else?
PS – witch hunts generally refer to false stuff … she actually does want censorship in public libraries
I don’t think this comment helps your argument any… you’re the one who called for the witch hunt…
No … I said Palin would start them if elected.
You mean a woman who thinks that creationism should be up for scientific debate talks about censoring books? I’m shocked I tell you, SHOCKED.
Not that bad of an idea, actually. Then we’d just have to defend the Mexico-Guatemala boarder, which is just 750 miles as opposed to nearly 2000 miles.
We’d also get a heck of a lot more states, and they have plentiful supplies of silver, tin, sulfur, fluorite, zinc, mercury, coal, copper, gold, graphite, and lead, plus their oil (5th largest oil producer in the world).
Agreed
lets take Canada too!
It would never succeed, ema. We’d have to deal with the French Canadians..
darn!
My God. If Southerners can’t stand Spanish speakers…imagine what they’d do
to French speakers…
I don’t think that would be as big of an issue. There are many people in LA that speak Cajun French, and while I realize that this is just as different as say Spain-Spanish and Hispanic-Spanish, it’s still on the same general track.
We could just leave French Canada alone and take the rest. We should at least get British Columbia so we can have a connection to Alaska
Well, the Quebecois would certainly love us for giving them their autonomy, but then again they are the Quebecois, so they’ll find an eventual reason to hate us.
Funny, but the Alaska Highway starts in Dawson Creek, BC. Built during WWII by the US Army Corps of Engineers, if I remember right.
I lived in Fort Nelson for one winter (-40 for 2 months straight, anyone?) which is Mile 300 of it (NO I don’t know what that is in kilometres, and I don’t care.)
We tried that already. It’s called the War of 1812. Didn’t work so well for us at the time.
Why must your ruin my stupid fun with your facts, Logic Woman? Curses!
This is why I love you Ema!
backatcha sweetie!
the british tried to invade us not the other way.
Ummmmm, let’s try no. At the time England and America were not real comfortable with each other and the early American nation took umbridge with England’s trade restrictions and the impressment (forced service) of American sailors into the British Navy, so they declared war on England. Early in the war America tried (and failed) to invade Canada.
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Americans view the war as a success for them because of Andrew Jackson’s victory in New Orleans. However, Canadian schoolchildren are taught that the war of 1812 was a victory for them because they managed to keep from being invaded by the newly formed country to the South. There is your history lesson for the day, please do not embarrass yourself anymore.
For once, Jane’s correct. Canada whipped our army’s ass as it tried to invade Canada. Meanwhile, we handed the British their worst defeat in their history at the battle of New Orleans..
Give me a little credit, I’m right way more than just once!
Actually, this comes from a childhood spent with history obsessed parents. I can’t tell you how many family trips were halted when someone said “Oh look, historical marker, let’s go read it!” To say nothing of a father who randomly broke out in song with, “1814, took a little trip, along with Colonial Jackson down the mighty Mississip’…”
Rule #1 – Jane is always right
Rule #2 – In the event Jane is wrong, refer to rule #1
I knew you were smart Eddie!
Now all I need to do is convince my wife and I’m set!
There was a time when I was taking a road trip with my boys when they were quite young and they broke out into that same song (which I think they learned in school). After 800 miles I banned the song from the road trip music library! I have to admit though, I still like it..
Interesting point, but how would that balance out with the increase in welfare we’d have to dish out?
We’d have one side arguing that the war was evil and unwarranted and at the same time use it as grounds for supporting universal health care.
Also I think taking over Mexico would cause some serious issues with the national language debate.
Bilingualism.
As to the first point you made, we’d have a shitload of corporate welfare to dole out, seeing as how it was the American machiadoras setting up shop in the environmentally-irresponsible corrupt Mexican states that contributed to the rapid decline of heirloom family farms that caused the sudden upwards rush of immigrants. That and NAFTA.
If we do, I’m moving down there. I loved Mexico when I was there. Oh Merida how fun you were… and all those other places we went like playa del carmen they were ok too.
Plenty of American jobs down there.
(Not very good ones, but American ones nonetheless.)
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
LOL! I actually had to think about that one for a minute..
Ive been saying this for 4 years now! why doesnt anyone listen when I say it? They all say Im stupid and simple when I say we need to annex mexico… Yeah well if Im stupid then congress is stupid too because that same idea was proposed just after the mexican american war because the mexicans threatened to keep invading to get their land back. Now we have the reconquista movement that is litterally invading us economically to accomplish exactly that same goal! Plus we get a good chunk of our oil from Mexico so we could get that cheaper and wed get cancun and all those other vacation spots and clean up the water so its safe to drink! But I guess I’m just stupid
Oh the reason they didnt annex it after the mexican-american war was because they were looking to expand the territory of the white race… yeah manifest destiny was racist. So now we dont feel like that and mexico is a 3rd world country with TB rampant and doctors prescribing mercury for stomach problems. So Why dont we go down there take the land, dissolve the government, and clean the place up.
The main reason would be that they don’t want you to. I know that Bush has told you that it’s all right to invade anyone you want, whether they would welcome you as liberators or not, but it’s not.
If you want them to join the USA, run adverts convincing the Mexicans that they should demand a referendum on seceding from Mexico.
Of course they want us too! Why are they all coming over here if they don’t, they know who has it good. You ever been over there?
Wow!! If they’re all your side of the border that’s sure as hell going to make it easier to arrange the invasion.
right! see they will all be here and when it comes time to vote on an invasion they will all vote yes, easy!
I was actually thinking we could approach it 1 of 2 ways.
1) just go down there and tell the president of mexico hey you opened your prisons and sent all your drug dealers up here and your economy is crumbling so we will take over and fix it and in the process make you part of the US.
or
2) purchase it along the lines of the louisiana purchase. I looked into it and the size of the louisiana purchase is almost the same size as mexico is currently. We paid 15 million for the louisiana purchase in 1802 and adjusting for inflation thats 185million as of 2007. Which I think is a fair price for a country like mexico.
Yeah, bring it gringos, let’s see what your made off… You think suicide bombings are bad enough in Irak? Unless you take all the illegal mexican immigrants in your contry to concentration camps during the invasion, terrorism will get so much worse, just see how much of us are there on the US already, with easy acces to all sorts of usefull equipment.
Also, I give it a year before your sissy citizenship starts asking to get their boys back home, you people can’t stand a couple of dead soldiers anymore.
Your people are good with salsa. Send more.
Mexicans are for the most part conservative, family oriented and Christian. You better hope they don’t all come over here…
Mexicans will never go conservative as long as Repub are having a hissy fit about immigration.
Go? They already are for the most part and McCain is pro-immigration.
Mostly -Catholic- (to differentiate from the dozen-odd other denominations of Protestantism)… Different standards on family, too (a bit too chauvinistic for my tastes)… I’ll support the idea of fiscal conservatism, what with a half dozen living in a one-bedroom flat…
first its spelled IRAQ.
secondly we put all asians in internment camps during WWII so dont think we dont round up every latino (legal or not) and roll our tanks and fly our bombers over mexico in a week … maybe two.
But as I said above I dont really think we should INVADE.. I think we should buy the land and dissolve the government and then youd be citizens and you could get paid a fair wage and not be taken advantage of quite so much. We could clean up your water like we did in Iraq with our NASA engineered water filtration system that can take the dirtiest water and turn it into drinkable water in seconds.
pssst, shinobi, I don’t think he is really Mexican. Mexican’s are for the most part Christian and would NEVER even consider suicide missions for any reason in the world.
he he i know they wouldnt but hes not saying that theyd suicide bomb us hes saying that there are many more of them here and they could kill us covertly like the terrorists are doing in iraq … you know since they are plain clothed people that just happen to be hiding an AK-47 in their robes.
Oh right, more like they are working to put food on the table for their families instead!
They know how hard it is to put food on your family.
and yet, they still do…
“We could clean up your water like we did in Iraq with our NASA engineered water filtration system that can take the dirtiest water and turn it into drinkable water in seconds.”
Do that in your country first.
I always say the same thing.
Sorry if i come across as ignorant or unknowledgable but I’m from the UK and well I can’t figure out what the metting in the picture is about about?
Could some kind soul elaborate?
I’m not kind, and I have no soul, but the picture is probably from a presentation where he derided the idea of building a border fence between the US and Mexico as a “return to the Stone Age.”
lots of mexicans (and latinos from other middle and south american countries) have been crossing the mexican-american border illegally for years. The US government has fence up in some places but they either climb over it or tunnel under it… so the comment on the pic advocates just taking over the country by force.
I say we buy it or just show up and say were taking it since youve sent all your drug dealers from your prisons up to the US we feel like you owe us something in return.
Recently, there was a meeting of the governors of the frontier states of United States and Mexico, hosted in California by Gov. Schwa… Schawrtz… Terminator XD
I live in Mexicali, capital of the mexican state of Baja California – this was on local news, along with a picture of all governors dressed as Terminators.
lol I was just telling my boyfriend the other day we should just buy Mexico, then they can all stay down there and still be in America
The surprising thing is, there are actually a few mexicans that would support that…
Well, for one the US would get more violent, as not all mexicans are friendly people… and then the US would have to deal with poverty and corruption…
The bright side is that it’d be like the funniest place on Earth xD
Apparently he endorses the annexation of Tijuana by Sonora, too.
People have evidently forgotten that all the territory in question (Mexico, California, New Mexico, Texas, Forida, you get the picture) was conquered during the time of, I believe, King Philip (II) of Spain — so like a good 30% or more of America was originally Spanish territory, in the first place.
People should not make such a big thing of the Spanish language, since it was the predominant language since the 1500′s . . . . only in the North East was English the main language.
Heh. Schwarzenegger, a proponent of invading another country and annexing it? Who would have guessed?
Considering they have been invading us by the assload, I find myself strangely comfortable with this idea. Hell, I know a ton of illegals who would join up in the service for citizenship to go get their families.
I really hate when I get comfortable with creepy thoughts of invasion…
Um. There was some other Austrian who liked to invade and annex countries, too, wasn’t there? Hmm. Gee … what was his name again …???
Started with “H” didn’t it?
Hmm….
Austrians like to invade. It’s all right there.
Good on you for noticing.