Comments on: Guns don’t kill people

By: Dave

Dave — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 20:21:53 +0000

Cheney doesn’t kill people. He shoots Lawyers!

By: outseln

outseln — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 11:20:12 +0000

Did you say accidentally……LOLOLOL……….get a life pal…….he left her in the car went back to the party, then went to the motel and slept and the next day he asked his lawyer “Should I say she was driving”, then they called the police……..In America we call the Murder…..did you know she had an air pocket and scratched at the top of the car left finger nails………..now again what did you call this AN ACCIDENT………GO TO H.E.L.L. THAT IS MURDER.

By: CGS

CGS — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 03:13:35 +0000

I agree with markmier that neither is relevant to this thread,
but to compare the two incidents and “feel(ing) fully justified” in
doing so is completely asinine. Drunken driving, running off a
bridge, leaving a passenger with whom you’re presumably
having an affair to drown and waiting twelve hours to report the
incident doesn’t equal a seventeen year old running a stop sign
and accidentally killing another driver. And unless you have the
kind of influence the Kennedy name has, try duplicating Ted’s
actions at Chappaquiddick and see how easily you walk away
from it. Good luck.

By: ted

ted — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 03:05:44 +0000

Doesn’t even need a caption.

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 01:23:28 +0000

And, who cares? You freaking people need to get over it…whatever happened occured 40 fricking years ago and guess what…he was convicted of nothing, so come up with a new rap, this one;s a little boring. Have some freaking cheese.

By: CGS

CGS — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 01:15:57 +0000

As opposed to Kennedy’s relationship with Mary Jo Kopechne..?

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:10:01 +0000

Not really a kid anylonger, unless you ask my wife…she thinks that I am stuck at 15. The didn’t use rubber bullets at Kent State, they were the real thing. That’s why the GOP convention echos (not to the fullest extent, yet) the late 60′s/early 70′s.

By: wundawomun

wundawomun — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:32:30 +0000

Seriously! It looks like they’ve given him that gun for a purpose & he likes it & they’re really excited about it.

By: MegaBob

MegaBob — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 13:34:23 +0000

I threw that in for the heck of it- to see if people went crazy on it!

By: Lolnathan

Lolnathan — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:22:22 +0000

I dunno, if someone pistol whips you hard enough it could probably kill you… wouldn’t need bullets for that. Of course a rock would work better.

By: Lolnathan

Lolnathan — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:20:59 +0000

A 37 year old man killing someone via presumably drunk driving and getting a pass because he was a Kennedy vs. an inexperienced teenage driver getting in a car accident and killing someone. Not sure either are really relevant today, but I tend to think the former is a bit higher on the “Well that’s a bunch of BS.” scale.

By: Harry

Harry — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:43:34 +0000

Still, it IS a pretty nice gun………

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:28:08 +0000

“It’s their fear that makes them taste so good!”

By: Dylane

Dylane — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 02:54:53 +0000

you can never be too sure. that was the question on campus at Kent in May,1970. (yes, I was there. yess i am still trying to “drink it off my mind”_rolling stones) dont tell me to get over it. you kids get educated to sex, drugs and violence when you are born. the world is insane big time. leave me alone

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:53:51 +0000

unless they are rubber bullets, usually.

By: Dylane

Dylane — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:49:59 +0000

guns don’t kill people, IT’S THE BULLETS!

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:10:57 +0000

Love the way JibJab uses Bill in all their cartoons- and always feature Hillary slapping the bejeezus out of him.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:09:23 +0000

Then next time, I expect to hear “Ted Kennedy, he sure knows how to not report an accident for several hours!” instead of “Ted Kennedy killed someone!”

By: Wendy

Wendy — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:59:44 +0000

This LOL is WIN.

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:12:31 +0000

The problem with Dick Cheney is that he should have joined the NRA so he could take a gun safety course, because as we all know, that is why they exist…oh wait….(select one of the following answers)

a. VP Cheney is a graduate of an NRA gun safety course. b. The NRA is not concerned with gun safety. c. The NRA is only concerned with protecting the ability of right-wing extremists to overthrow the government. d. all of the above.

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:11:46 +0000

What planet are you on?

By: S5

S5 — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:18:01 +0000

dogs don’t kill people, rabbits do

By: MegaBob

MegaBob — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:24:21 +0000

That comment was more of a question of who would come out alive.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:12:33 +0000

Considering that we still have Clinton LOlz about how much of a hound he is, eight years after he left office, you would think they wouldn’t be so testy about it. I still laugh at Clinton portrayed as a horndog and I will enjoy painting Bush as an idiot and Cheney as a demon for years to come.

By: Seth

Seth — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:54:35 +0000

New material? Seriously? How come I still hear right wingers yammering, ‘Clinton got a BJ, ROFL!’ to this very day? Turnabout is fair play.

By: TheLarrikin

TheLarrikin — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:46:12 +0000

What scares me are the other two’s looks… D:

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:45:49 +0000

Considering that it is more fun to mock those in power than those who are outside of power, I think that is a given. Whomever gets the White House, they will be lampooned no matter who they are.

By: Morgan

Morgan — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:42:11 +0000

*rolls eyes*
When Bush leaves office, I never want to see another LOL or comment about the Bush administration. You guys had eight years, time to get some new material.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:37:26 +0000

Evil should not be that close to evil.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:36:58 +0000

*puts on eye liner*
LEAVE OJ ALONE!!!

By: bittervoter

bittervoter — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:26:32 +0000

Hear hear!

By: MegaBob

MegaBob — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:25:25 +0000

He and Putin need to go hunting together……

By: MegaBob

MegaBob — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:24:53 +0000

No – it had everything to do with his family name, getting out of it.
Good thing his names not OJ.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:12:17 +0000

LOL, ya he does have that look.

By: :)

:) — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:10:20 +0000

I like how he’s eying the gun like, “yes, this will do”.

By: ryszard

ryszard — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:50:01 +0000

No. They were friendly, she may have dated him, and he was part of a larger group of friends to which she belonged. That’s it, according to Snopes and others.

By: Greenbandit

Greenbandit — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:45:05 +0000

We don’t know what she would have done if the father of the victim had not been a witness to the accident, do we? So Laura Bush gets a free pass because of circumstance? What Ted Kennedy did 40 years ago was wrong. He should have been punished for it. He wasn’t. That’s bad. It also has nothing to do with the validity of his policies today, or the party he belongs to. Just like Laura Bush’s accident.

By: CGS

CGS — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:32:47 +0000

Was she having an affair with the guy she killed?

By: jlucs

jlucs — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:23:44 +0000

Good man, that Ted Kennedy. I’d shake that clammy-white palm of his
any day!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:54:53 +0000

Yaaaaa, gotta love those people who can get away with murder.

By: QBQ

QBQ — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:47:30 +0000

But there was not a several-hour interval, as there was when that evil hamster, Ted (HIC!) Kennedy drowned his date, then “agonized” over what to do until daylight.

By: markmier

markmier — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:31:13 +0000

The father of the guy she killed was driving directly behind her, so no, that would have been difficult.

By: markmier

markmier — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:29:18 +0000

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/laura.asp
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Dutton_Douglas

By: MegaBob

MegaBob — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:29:01 +0000

Did she forget to tell anyone for several hours ?

By: markmier

markmier — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:26:02 +0000

As many Republicans just love to bring up Teddy Kennedy’s 40-years-ago traffic accident in which he accidentally killed someone, I feel fully justified in bringing up Laura Bush’s 40-years-ago traffic accident in which she accidentally killed someone.

Not that either one is at all relevant. I just feel that turnabout is fair play.

By: OB1

OB1 — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:13:49 +0000

Huh?

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:50:14 +0000

I want to buy this book for my parents. I’ll be out of the will for sure, then.

http://www.amazon.com/Angler-Cheney-Presidency-Barton-Gellman/dp/1594201862/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1221677352&sr=8-1

By: markmier

markmier — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:44:03 +0000

Or Laura Bush.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:42:02 +0000

Or you could ask yourself where Bush got the idea if it wasn’t Cheney’s to begin with.

By: BubbaHotep

BubbaHotep — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:40:33 +0000

Dick Cheney has killed one less person than Ted Kennedy