Comments on: Breaking Newz

By: K

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 01:38:35 +0000

Who’s desk is this? Jim Cramer’s?

By: Steve S

Steve S — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:45:36 +0000

Maybe I should have said “Bear Stearns TAKES Merrill Lynch”

BEAR Stears …..the symbol of Merrill Lynch is the BULL. Well, at least I got an LOL out of it.

By: cjk

cjk — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:32:18 +0000

Reference to the Frankfurt stock market.

By: Trainwreck Chaser

Trainwreck Chaser — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:24:23 +0000

But seth, you just can’t beat a good poop. Am I right?

By: Trainwreck Chaser

Trainwreck Chaser — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:18:20 +0000

This would make good television.

By: Wendy

Wendy — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 01:19:52 +0000

I <3!

By: Stevie W

Stevie W — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 01:00:54 +0000

Bear Stearns takes over Merrill Lynch !!!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:25:50 +0000

Wasn’t that on an episode of South Park? Wait, that was ManBearPig Algore was right!!!!

By: PiMan

PiMan — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:21:22 +0000

It’s not raep if you say surprise,

By: fjaradvax

fjaradvax — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 22:22:43 +0000

>_< LOL (but hating myself for it)

By: GomerPhyls

GomerPhyls — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:07:47 +0000

I prefer this caption:
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/23/128666740469860497.jpg

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:20:02 +0000

Buy everyone likes a surprise!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:03:35 +0000

In bad Soviet Russia joke, Colon massages YOU!!!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:02:18 +0000

Should have made a side wager on this.

By: Seth

Seth — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:48:17 +0000

No, that’s just a friendly colon massage. Lay back and enjoy it! Oh, the price of a colon massage is $700 Billion, which is just over $2,300 per American. No, you won’t be getting anything but that colon massage for your $2,300. No share in the companies bailed out, no caps on salaries for failed CEOs, no oversight, nothing but a nice friendly colon massage. And if you don’t shut up and pay for your damn colon massage right this second, something bad might happen. Not sayin’ what, but it’s even less fun than a colon massage.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:18:24 +0000

I don’t know, that bull looks confused. Must be surprise buttsechs.

By: n8

n8 — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:14:20 +0000

I refer you to my reply to Ema, below.

By: n8

n8 — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:13:12 +0000

By: Matthew

Matthew — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:01:19 +0000

Move over bull, the rest of America is getting screwed too.

By: Stan

Stan — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:47:06 +0000

Because you like getting drilled by Bears?

By: ema

ema — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:27:58 +0000

lol!! Don’t start you!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:14:20 +0000

I lol’d. Thanks n8.

By: Captain Weiner

Captain Weiner — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:10:01 +0000

OMG I wish I was that bull !

By: n8

n8 — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:07:08 +0000

I heard she’s selling rape kits on e-bay now, she had some left over from her stint as mayor.

By: Phaelin

Phaelin — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:02:49 +0000

New Rule: If thread isn’t about Sarah Palin, derail with post about Sarah Palin.

Way to go.

By: OB1

OB1 — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:08:57 +0000

Better than McCain “drillin” Pailin !

By: n8

n8 — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 12:15:33 +0000

Heh, good lol. Just as I wonder what the outcome will be from this crash, I can’t help but imagine what the outcome of such a union as is pictured… fear the BullBear!!

Oh wait… this is one of those “civil unions.” Republican WHARRGARBL in 3..2..1…