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	<title>Comments on: my first official act</title>
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		<title>By: itsybit</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/08/political-pictures-barack-obama-official-act-first-sell-alaska/comment-page-1/#comment-543496</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[itsybit]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2011 20:20:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was really bored that day.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was really bored that day.</p>
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		<title>By: DevAd</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DevAd]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 17:12:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There haven&#039;t been many high-response threads lately, and so the &#039;popular now&#039; is showing things from years ago.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There haven&#8217;t been many high-response threads lately, and so the &#8216;popular now&#8217; is showing things from years ago.</p>
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		<title>By: Agent 008</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Agent 008]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 17:10:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not unlike your cerebral cortex.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not unlike your cerebral cortex.</p>
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		<title>By: Nailin Palin</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nailin Palin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 17:05:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Itsy.

Uh, this forum hasn&#039;t been active in 2 1/2 years.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Itsy.</p>
<p>Uh, this forum hasn&#8217;t been active in 2 1/2 years.</p>
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		<title>By: itsybit</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/08/political-pictures-barack-obama-official-act-first-sell-alaska/comment-page-1/#comment-533268</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[itsybit]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 16:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What? It&#039;s the US fault that Cuba can&#039;t make it? Wow. Must be that George Bush again. Damn him!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What? It&#8217;s the US fault that Cuba can&#8217;t make it? Wow. Must be that George Bush again. Damn him!!!</p>
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		<title>By: itsybit</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/08/political-pictures-barack-obama-official-act-first-sell-alaska/comment-page-1/#comment-533266</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[itsybit]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 16:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They ALWAYS run out of other peoples money.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They ALWAYS run out of other peoples money.</p>
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		<title>By: itsybit</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[itsybit]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 16:38:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bull he&#039;s holding back, even today, for political reasons. He&#039;s a socialist as they come but we aren&#039;t a socialist country so it would be political suicide for him to be straight with us.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bull he&#8217;s holding back, even today, for political reasons. He&#8217;s a socialist as they come but we aren&#8217;t a socialist country so it would be political suicide for him to be straight with us.</p>
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		<title>By: itsybit</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/08/political-pictures-barack-obama-official-act-first-sell-alaska/comment-page-1/#comment-533264</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[itsybit]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 16:35:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Captain Weiner? Could it be?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Captain Weiner? Could it be?</p>
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		<title>By: bradley</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bradley]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 00:36:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[then my second act will be to enslave the whites:D]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>then my second act will be to enslave the whites:D</p>
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		<title>By: No1askedme</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[No1askedme]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 05:28:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An actual democracy would be too weak and slow, hell, our own  representative democracy system is still too slow...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An actual democracy would be too weak and slow, hell, our own  representative democracy system is still too slow&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: bitter troll</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bitter troll]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:06:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[-outlaws unicorns-]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>-outlaws unicorns-</p>
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		<title>By: xuxppxxuxyyy</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/08/political-pictures-barack-obama-official-act-first-sell-alaska/comment-page-1/#comment-94628</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[xuxppxxuxyyy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 13:21:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hello it is test. WinRAR provides the full RAR and ZIP file support, can decompress CAB, GZIP, ACE and other archive formats.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hello it is test. WinRAR provides the full RAR and ZIP file support, can decompress CAB, GZIP, ACE and other archive formats.</p>
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		<title>By: Nuclear Chauffeur</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/08/political-pictures-barack-obama-official-act-first-sell-alaska/comment-page-1/#comment-58867</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nuclear Chauffeur]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 05:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a person who has lived in Alaska all his life, that comment made me lol.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a person who has lived in Alaska all his life, that comment made me lol.</p>
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		<title>By: Zombie Queen</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/08/political-pictures-barack-obama-official-act-first-sell-alaska/comment-page-1/#comment-49901</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Zombie Queen]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:52:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What the HELL is wrong with you people from Alaska?  Palin can&#039;t say NUCLEAR and you can&#039;t SPELL!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What the HELL is wrong with you people from Alaska?  Palin can&#8217;t say NUCLEAR and you can&#8217;t SPELL!!</p>
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		<title>By: Haroldthesage</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/08/political-pictures-barack-obama-official-act-first-sell-alaska/comment-page-1/#comment-46242</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Haroldthesage]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 04:21:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cthulhu for President, &quot;Why vote for a lesser evil?&quot;
All hail the Elder party]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cthulhu for President, &#8220;Why vote for a lesser evil?&#8221;<br />
All hail the Elder party</p>
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		<title>By: catluber</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/08/political-pictures-barack-obama-official-act-first-sell-alaska/comment-page-1/#comment-43842</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[catluber]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 05:26:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[well here in alaska even though we produce alot of oil and have a cople retineries it costs more have with winter comeing and stuff some people are calling heating oil gold]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>well here in alaska even though we produce alot of oil and have a cople retineries it costs more have with winter comeing and stuff some people are calling heating oil gold</p>
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		<title>By: catluber</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/08/political-pictures-barack-obama-official-act-first-sell-alaska/comment-page-1/#comment-43840</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[catluber]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 05:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[palin and alaska rock caues&#039; as an alasken cidizin i am payed to say so we get like 1-2,000$ a yr. for the oil and gas resorces and contrey to the popular belife i am not escamo and do not live in an igloo i have never even seen a poler bear it gets to 80 in the summer our natives don&#039;t live in igloos(thats in canada) nromal people live here and alaska IS BIGER THAN TEXES.     HA HA TEXES THE TRUTH IS REVEALD NA NA NA NA NA HAHAHAHAHAHA]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>palin and alaska rock caues&#8217; as an alasken cidizin i am payed to say so we get like 1-2,000$ a yr. for the oil and gas resorces and contrey to the popular belife i am not escamo and do not live in an igloo i have never even seen a poler bear it gets to 80 in the summer our natives don&#8217;t live in igloos(thats in canada) nromal people live here and alaska IS BIGER THAN TEXES.     HA HA TEXES THE TRUTH IS REVEALD NA NA NA NA NA HAHAHAHAHAHA</p>
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		<title>By: ema</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/08/political-pictures-barack-obama-official-act-first-sell-alaska/comment-page-1/#comment-43419</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ema]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:07:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[True that, he was not prepared for what he did, it was almost like he just wanted to die. Sean Penn of course idolized him in the movie for some reason.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>True that, he was not prepared for what he did, it was almost like he just wanted to die. Sean Penn of course idolized him in the movie for some reason.</p>
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		<title>By: Charlie Foxtrot</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/08/political-pictures-barack-obama-official-act-first-sell-alaska/comment-page-1/#comment-43416</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Foxtrot]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was stationed in Alaska in a light Infantry unit and spent four winters  (and summers) &quot;camping&quot; in the wilds of Alaska... The into the wilds guy was a foolish young man (tenderfoot) with big ideas and no common sense.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was stationed in Alaska in a light Infantry unit and spent four winters  (and summers) &#8220;camping&#8221; in the wilds of Alaska&#8230; The into the wilds guy was a foolish young man (tenderfoot) with big ideas and no common sense.</p>
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		<title>By: Charlie Foxtrot</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/08/political-pictures-barack-obama-official-act-first-sell-alaska/comment-page-1/#comment-43414</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Foxtrot]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Agree, with qualifications.  Pres Washington was truely one of a kind, so for him the solution was obvious...he honestly thought that people would put the nation ahead of their own interests.  The rest of us mere mortals gravitate towards partisian politics, but as bad as two parties are, more than two are VERY bad.  (Remember JoBoo&#039;s Rum?)  After all, we don&#039;t want to copy Italy.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Agree, with qualifications.  Pres Washington was truely one of a kind, so for him the solution was obvious&#8230;he honestly thought that people would put the nation ahead of their own interests.  The rest of us mere mortals gravitate towards partisian politics, but as bad as two parties are, more than two are VERY bad.  (Remember JoBoo&#8217;s Rum?)  After all, we don&#8217;t want to copy Italy.</p>
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		<title>By: DeathWyrmNexus</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/08/political-pictures-barack-obama-official-act-first-sell-alaska/comment-page-1/#comment-43412</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DeathWyrmNexus]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you mean the guy from Into the Wild, I know what you mean and I hate that guy. Least Darwinism caught up to that putz.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you mean the guy from Into the Wild, I know what you mean and I hate that guy. Least Darwinism caught up to that putz.</p>
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		<title>By: ema</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/08/political-pictures-barack-obama-official-act-first-sell-alaska/comment-page-1/#comment-43401</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ema]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:28:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And he eats at a restaurant that&#039;s been closed for 20 years.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And he eats at a restaurant that&#8217;s been closed for 20 years.</p>
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		<title>By: ema</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/08/political-pictures-barack-obama-official-act-first-sell-alaska/comment-page-1/#comment-43399</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ema]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:25:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I always think of that guy Christopher McCandless when I think of Alaska. What a strange story that was.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I always think of that guy Christopher McCandless when I think of Alaska. What a strange story that was.</p>
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		<title>By: ema</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/08/political-pictures-barack-obama-official-act-first-sell-alaska/comment-page-1/#comment-43398</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ema]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:22:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cigarettes? They&#039;re gonna bankrupt their healthcare system soon.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cigarettes? They&#8217;re gonna bankrupt their healthcare system soon.</p>
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		<title>By: ema</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/08/political-pictures-barack-obama-official-act-first-sell-alaska/comment-page-1/#comment-43393</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ema]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:15:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think it depends on how expensive it is to ship it to refineries compared to how much they can get selling it. If we were allowed to build more refineries it would help a lot I think we would probably keep a lot more.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think it depends on how expensive it is to ship it to refineries compared to how much they can get selling it. If we were allowed to build more refineries it would help a lot I think we would probably keep a lot more.</p>
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		<title>By: Isilidur</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/08/political-pictures-barack-obama-official-act-first-sell-alaska/comment-page-1/#comment-43388</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Isilidur]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:01:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DON&#039;T BE A HATER!!! VOTE FOR NATER!!! Whoooooooooooooooo!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>DON&#8217;T BE A HATER!!! VOTE FOR NATER!!! Whoooooooooooooooo!!!</p>
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		<title>By: DeathWyrmNexus</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DeathWyrmNexus]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:02:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wholesale? Damn, I got cheated!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wholesale? Damn, I got cheated!!!</p>
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		<title>By: pointman</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[pointman]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:58:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Socialist:
You work hard.
You have two cows. 
You take care of your two cows.
You get milk

Your neighbor is lazy.
He has no cows.
He won&#039;t take care of cows.
He has no milk.

The government decides you are rich, your neighbor is poor.
The government takes one of your cows and 
gives it to the neighbor.
The government then orders you to take care of neighbor&#039;s cow.

You now work just as hard as before.
You still care for two cows.
You get half as much milk.
Lazy neighbor gets milk, but doesn&#039;t have to care for cow.

You get tired of this and quit caring for cows.
You are jailed for animal abuse.
Neighbor gets both cows.
Government sends neighbor check to hire farmhand.

Neighbor now has both cows and all the milk.
You have a criminal record to dog you forever.
Now no one will  give you more cows because you 
failed to care for previous cow.

You starve to death.
Neighbor sells both cows, keeps government check, 
and buys your farm.

That is socialism explained. Do I get my dollar now?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Socialist:<br />
You work hard.<br />
You have two cows.<br />
You take care of your two cows.<br />
You get milk</p>
<p>Your neighbor is lazy.<br />
He has no cows.<br />
He won&#8217;t take care of cows.<br />
He has no milk.</p>
<p>The government decides you are rich, your neighbor is poor.<br />
The government takes one of your cows and<br />
gives it to the neighbor.<br />
The government then orders you to take care of neighbor&#8217;s cow.</p>
<p>You now work just as hard as before.<br />
You still care for two cows.<br />
You get half as much milk.<br />
Lazy neighbor gets milk, but doesn&#8217;t have to care for cow.</p>
<p>You get tired of this and quit caring for cows.<br />
You are jailed for animal abuse.<br />
Neighbor gets both cows.<br />
Government sends neighbor check to hire farmhand.</p>
<p>Neighbor now has both cows and all the milk.<br />
You have a criminal record to dog you forever.<br />
Now no one will  give you more cows because you<br />
failed to care for previous cow.</p>
<p>You starve to death.<br />
Neighbor sells both cows, keeps government check,<br />
and buys your farm.</p>
<p>That is socialism explained. Do I get my dollar now?</p>
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		<title>By: pointman</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Second official act will be to return Texas to Mexico, along with several billion in Taxpayer money. Also, include official apology for that whole &#039;Alamo Incident&#039;. 

Lousy Liberals.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Second official act will be to return Texas to Mexico, along with several billion in Taxpayer money. Also, include official apology for that whole &#8216;Alamo Incident&#8217;. </p>
<p>Lousy Liberals.</p>
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		<title>By: Travis</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Travis]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:23:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Actually, you were right on most everything... except on the language issue.  First off, the primary languages in Afghanistan are Dari dialects of Persian (Farsi), and Pushtu...these two account for a solid 85% of the people of Afghanistan...Arabic speakers (native speakers at least) in Afghanistan are foreigners...read also &quot;al-Qaeda&quot;.

Farsi is not spoken in Iraq by any significant portion of the population, although the vast majority of Iraqis&#039; native language _is_ Arabic (most of the rest speak Kurdish, some also Aramaic (especially Christians and, formerly, Jews))... in sum, it makes almost no sense to have Arabic translators in Afghanistan (although an argument could be made), so...once again, Barack Obama&#039;s ignorance of the world is in plain view for all to see.  Why anyone is comparing his knowledge to Palin&#039;s is beyond me, except for simple desperation...he&#039;s running for President, she&#039;s not.  So fight with a straw man...is that what the Democrats&#039; tactic is here?  And what ever happened to civility in politics?  Talk about divisiveness...the bilious vitriol that characterizes the Democrats&#039; current rhetoric is about as far removed from an ideology of &quot;healing&quot; and &quot;bringing all Americans together&quot; as I can imagine...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually, you were right on most everything&#8230; except on the language issue.  First off, the primary languages in Afghanistan are Dari dialects of Persian (Farsi), and Pushtu&#8230;these two account for a solid 85% of the people of Afghanistan&#8230;Arabic speakers (native speakers at least) in Afghanistan are foreigners&#8230;read also &#8220;al-Qaeda&#8221;.</p>
<p>Farsi is not spoken in Iraq by any significant portion of the population, although the vast majority of Iraqis&#8217; native language _is_ Arabic (most of the rest speak Kurdish, some also Aramaic (especially Christians and, formerly, Jews))&#8230; in sum, it makes almost no sense to have Arabic translators in Afghanistan (although an argument could be made), so&#8230;once again, Barack Obama&#8217;s ignorance of the world is in plain view for all to see.  Why anyone is comparing his knowledge to Palin&#8217;s is beyond me, except for simple desperation&#8230;he&#8217;s running for President, she&#8217;s not.  So fight with a straw man&#8230;is that what the Democrats&#8217; tactic is here?  And what ever happened to civility in politics?  Talk about divisiveness&#8230;the bilious vitriol that characterizes the Democrats&#8217; current rhetoric is about as far removed from an ideology of &#8220;healing&#8221; and &#8220;bringing all Americans together&#8221; as I can imagine&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Travis</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Travis]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:56:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can&#039;t outlaw something that doesn&#039;t exist.  

The US doesn&#039;t have a party system, unlike most &quot;democracies&quot; (none of which, fortunately, are actually democracies), does not have parties as part of the system.  The only way to accomplish what you want tho, is to follow George Washington&#039;s advice, and eschew political parties altogether.  In the modern political environment, that would require abolishingpolitical parties completely. For that, you&#039;ve got my vote.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You can&#8217;t outlaw something that doesn&#8217;t exist.  </p>
<p>The US doesn&#8217;t have a party system, unlike most &#8220;democracies&#8221; (none of which, fortunately, are actually democracies), does not have parties as part of the system.  The only way to accomplish what you want tho, is to follow George Washington&#8217;s advice, and eschew political parties altogether.  In the modern political environment, that would require abolishingpolitical parties completely. For that, you&#8217;ve got my vote.</p>
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		<title>By: PortlandMark</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PortlandMark]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:41:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(To repeat a former post)  I will give you one dollar if you can define socialism, and another if you can tell me why our system is better than those so-called socialist nations of northern Europe, when their health care, education, and happiness ratings are consistently higher than ours.  We aren&#039;t even close; it&#039;s not like they are first through sixth and we&#039;re seventh.  We are currently listed (by the WHO) as 37th in the world at providing health care.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(To repeat a former post)  I will give you one dollar if you can define socialism, and another if you can tell me why our system is better than those so-called socialist nations of northern Europe, when their health care, education, and happiness ratings are consistently higher than ours.  We aren&#8217;t even close; it&#8217;s not like they are first through sixth and we&#8217;re seventh.  We are currently listed (by the WHO) as 37th in the world at providing health care.</p>
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		<title>By: Captain Constitution</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Captain Constitution]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[seriously, our society&#039;s needs are much, much less than our society&#039;s wants. We do not need half the programs that the government has out there, especially when there are thousands of programs that no one knows about or uses. the solution is to return our government to a small, limited government like it was back when the constitution was written. Return the power to the states, and only have federal programs that require federal coordination/jurisdiction. Why does the federal government need to be concerned with the preservation of Alaska? let the Alaskan government take care of it (no, this has nothing to do with Palin). Seriously, neither party&#039;s policies will &quot;fix&quot; the government. the more control the federal government has over the individual&#039;s life, the worse off our country will be. Does it seem foolish to you that more people turn out for national elections, which effect them little, verses local elections, where the issues of their home town will be decided? It isn&#039;t a question of McCain/Obama, or who&#039;s leader is an idiot. it&#039;s a problem in the system.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>seriously, our society&#8217;s needs are much, much less than our society&#8217;s wants. We do not need half the programs that the government has out there, especially when there are thousands of programs that no one knows about or uses. the solution is to return our government to a small, limited government like it was back when the constitution was written. Return the power to the states, and only have federal programs that require federal coordination/jurisdiction. Why does the federal government need to be concerned with the preservation of Alaska? let the Alaskan government take care of it (no, this has nothing to do with Palin). Seriously, neither party&#8217;s policies will &#8220;fix&#8221; the government. the more control the federal government has over the individual&#8217;s life, the worse off our country will be. Does it seem foolish to you that more people turn out for national elections, which effect them little, verses local elections, where the issues of their home town will be decided? It isn&#8217;t a question of McCain/Obama, or who&#8217;s leader is an idiot. it&#8217;s a problem in the system.</p>
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		<title>By: sarah</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[sarah]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:23:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[riiiiigh ummm im pretty sure its a joke about palin]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>riiiiigh ummm im pretty sure its a joke about palin</p>
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		<title>By: DeathWyrmNexus</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:36:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I could dig it. I want better stats though. I think I dumped everything in Charisma and still didn&#039;t come out ahead.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I could dig it. I want better stats though. I think I dumped everything in Charisma and still didn&#8217;t come out ahead.</p>
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		<title>By: DERP</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DERP]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:27:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It must be true because Glenn Beck said so!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It must be true because Glenn Beck said so!</p>
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		<title>By: DERP</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DERP]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:26:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nice try.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice try.</p>
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		<title>By: Guinny</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Guinny]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:10:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;m a proud American too. Still, I know what socialism actually is and do not think it&#039;s a bad idea in general. Would never work in America, granted, but the world is bigger than just our country.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m a proud American too. Still, I know what socialism actually is and do not think it&#8217;s a bad idea in general. Would never work in America, granted, but the world is bigger than just our country.</p>
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		<title>By: heh</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[heh]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:58:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If only there was a real Underdark we could hide in. Or put in a Faezress tuned to lure the really crazy fanatical people down there so we can stay in the sun.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If only there was a real Underdark we could hide in. Or put in a Faezress tuned to lure the really crazy fanatical people down there so we can stay in the sun.</p>
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		<title>By: O.o</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[O.o]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:51:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[FTL you mean]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FTL you mean</p>
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		<title>By: O.o</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[O.o]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:50:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And proud of it. Socialism = very bad idea.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And proud of it. Socialism = very bad idea.</p>
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		<title>By: Guinny</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Guinny]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:27:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Untrue. Most small businesses make far less than that. That&#039;s why they&#039;re *small* businesses.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Untrue. Most small businesses make far less than that. That&#8217;s why they&#8217;re *small* businesses.</p>
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		<title>By: Phaelin</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Phaelin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:18:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks for that quick fix. Every radical does it and you know it. =P]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for that quick fix. Every radical does it and you know it. =P</p>
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		<title>By: Ceefax</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ceefax]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Excellent, you accuse someone of tossing characterizations around then go on some kind of characterization tossing orgy with the qualifier &quot;But mine are TRUE!!!!&quot;  You sum up what&#039;s wrong with the fundamentalist right... No, with humanity.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Excellent, you accuse someone of tossing characterizations around then go on some kind of characterization tossing orgy with the qualifier &#8220;But mine are TRUE!!!!&#8221;  You sum up what&#8217;s wrong with the fundamentalist right&#8230; No, with humanity.</p>
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		<title>By: DeathWyrmNexus</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DeathWyrmNexus]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:11:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I will sharpen my sword and knives and wait to join in on that. My girl is already showing decent proficiency with chainmail.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I will sharpen my sword and knives and wait to join in on that. My girl is already showing decent proficiency with chainmail.</p>
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		<title>By: Viking</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Viking]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:09:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[AHA! So this LOL proves Obama is a traitor to America!! *grumbles* In my time, we took for ourselves, not give stuff away *grumbles*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>AHA! So this LOL proves Obama is a traitor to America!! *grumbles* In my time, we took for ourselves, not give stuff away *grumbles*</p>
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		<title>By: Viking</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Viking]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOLY CRAP! Ok, I&#039;m going to hide in a atomic-age bunker until the liberals all wipe themselves out with their crazy ideas, then return to pillage the Empire they set up in place of the &quot;democracy&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HOLY CRAP! Ok, I&#8217;m going to hide in a atomic-age bunker until the liberals all wipe themselves out with their crazy ideas, then return to pillage the Empire they set up in place of the &#8220;democracy&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: PortlandMark</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PortlandMark]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:57:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Northern Europe puts down their cigarettes long enough to thumb their noses at you.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Northern Europe puts down their cigarettes long enough to thumb their noses at you.</p>
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		<title>By: PortlandMark</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PortlandMark]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:56:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;learned that taxing the crap out of businesses destroys the economy&quot;

Not as much as borrowing to pay for everything.  Who exactly *should* pay for our society&#039;s needs?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;learned that taxing the crap out of businesses destroys the economy&#8221;</p>
<p>Not as much as borrowing to pay for everything.  Who exactly *should* pay for our society&#8217;s needs?</p>
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		<title>By: PortlandMark</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PortlandMark]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:55:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;If she was a left wing nut like Nancy Pelosi&quot;

Oh, man, if ONLY she was a lefty.  I might actually follow her.  She&#039;s a weak, rudderless, pro-big-corporation shill who doesn&#039;t have the slightest idea how to use the power she has.  I give her and Reid full credit for the low poll numbers congress has now.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;If she was a left wing nut like Nancy Pelosi&#8221;</p>
<p>Oh, man, if ONLY she was a lefty.  I might actually follow her.  She&#8217;s a weak, rudderless, pro-big-corporation shill who doesn&#8217;t have the slightest idea how to use the power she has.  I give her and Reid full credit for the low poll numbers congress has now.</p>
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