Comments on: Ya see,

By: hughGRection

hughGRection — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 11:44:26 +0000

My weiner is itchy

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:43:30 +0000

Basically, voting for Palin indicated neither…There again, I have issues with pro-life-pro-death penalty people, and Frou knows that…

By: FreeAgain

FreeAgain — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:34:33 +0000

Omigosh! Finally! SOMEONE WHO HAS COMMON SENSE AND RESPECT! -happy dance-

By: Rick James

Rick James — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 06:18:01 +0000

Hold my drink, btch.

By: lisa

lisa — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 02:32:36 +0000

you were not planning to vote at all!! that speaks VOLUMES!!

By: Crage

Crage — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:07:05 +0000

A friend of mine came up with “Holy Zombie Jesus on a pogo stick!”

By: Marshy

Marshy — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 13:26:43 +0000

I totally agree. I really do think we need to seperate religion and politics more. Palin has stated that oil pipelines in Alaska are part of “God’s will” and that the war in Iraq is “a mission sent from God”. I’m sorry, but if a political figure tries to use religion to justify things, I lose a lot of respect for them. It almost puts Palin on the same level as Osama Bin Laden, who’s trying to use his religion to justify blowing up the US of A, except Palin, as far as I know, has yet to fly a plane into a building and put the nation into panic. Although, her hair looks suspiciously like a turban…

I prefer Obama over McCain, but McCain is alright. However, while McCain used to be tolerable, his choice for Palin really made me question his abilities.

By: Marshy

Marshy — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 13:20:06 +0000

Maybe they aren’t getting a lot of anti-democratic LOLs or something?

Jesus Christ on a bike is funny… I better not say it around my mom, though. She’s the “BAAAAAW BLASPHEMY!!11!!! DONT MAKE FUN OF CHRISTIANITY!!11!!!” type.

By: Meh

Meh — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:40:41 +0000

I’m from outside the US and it’s these ideas that spread stereotypes.

We find out there is a religious nut as running mate for that old git. Then we see that half the country is supporting them.

To me this suggests you have the moderately well educated people in the cities, who actually realise there is a world outside their borders. Then the other half of the population, living away from the large cities, with fat bearded men clutching a bible with one hand and an Armalite with the other, teaching their sons to hunt at the age of 4 and locking their daughters up to preserve chastity.

You really need to improve your image, I know you aren’t all idiots, but that’s what it comes across like. Seperate religion and politics.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:38:19 +0000

And if you believe to the letter everythng you just wrote about fundamentalists, then you show ignorance of the basic tenants of Christianity. I love the one about subservience. Nowhere does it say that a woman is to be a doormat. You’re taking two scriptures out of the entire New Testament out of context and using them to form a negative opinion based on what you THINK a group believes. And the rest of your post shows and ignorance of the way that fundamentalists think about the other situations you mentioned. Some fundamentalists are nutjobs and make the majority look bad, the same way that any extremely vocal minority in any group with make the whole look bad.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 06:50:49 +0000

And to clarify, before Palin was brought onto the ticket, I was simply voting AGAINST Obama. Now I’m actually voting FOR someone.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 06:41:31 +0000

There is no reason to throw insults around simply because someone has a different opinion than you do. Leland obviously has reasons for voting for McCain and Palin, and just because you don’t understand them or agree with them is no reason to call him or his actions ignorant. In fact, you condemning him for having a difference of opinion makes you, sir, ignorant yourself. At the very least, come up with a counter-point to his statements instead of reverting to grade school “I dont’ like you and you’re dumb!” statements.

By: Wammathorius

Wammathorius — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 06:24:15 +0000

that is the most ignorant thing i have seen all day. You could always throw your vote away via third party. At least you are still doing your part as a citizen.

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:57:35 +0000

Bob Dole kept his honor…I loved bob dole, voted for him in fact. McCain has sold his soul to be President, that’s why his own attacks trouble him…he remembers honor, he just can’t figure out how he lost it.

By: MrShineHimDiamond

MrShineHimDiamond — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:56:49 +0000

Well I’m a Christian but I have a sense of humor and the mind that God gave me to question things and not blindly follow what some other human says is His will.
I have a coworker who is a right wing, fundamentalist, Konservative Kristian. It appears that the joy he finds in religion is not that he is going to Heaven, but that so many other people are going to Hell.
Try reading the gospel, not just Revaltions.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:28:21 +0000

Thank god, I’m not alone in that… >_>

By: ?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:22:44 +0000

who is john mccain?

By: Phaelin

Phaelin — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:21:33 +0000

“If you believe that homosexuals, who are born that way, will burn in hell because they are an abomination in god’s eyes, you are displaying hate.” To be fair, that’s less of hate and more of following a religion blindly.

By: glory

glory — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:16:52 +0000

sorry but as a religious fundamentalist you are a a hateful person. If you believe that a baby should be born whether or not it will kill the mother, the mother was raped or some other abusive situation is going to be the norm for that child you truly hate that child and the mother who may or may not have had a say in whether or not that child was conceived. If you believe that homosexuals, who are born that way, will burn in hell because they are an abomination in god’s eyes, you are displaying hate. If you believe that a woman should be subservient to the man she is married to, whether or not she had a choice in who she married or if the man is abusive towards her, you display hatred towards women. If you believe that people who follow other religions are going to hell you display hatred towards different ideas and/or the people who choose to follow them. If you believe none of the above then you cannot say you are a religious fundamentalist of christianity because that is what the bible tells you you must believe. I have no problem with christians in general, so don’t get that idea, but fundamentalists in any religion, in my experience, are full of hate.

By: Captain Weiner

Captain Weiner — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 14:53:32 +0000

hey oldy… your name reminds me of John McCain.

By: Spanky

Spanky — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:07:11 +0000

WWMR?
( What Would Mohammed Ride?)

By: Spanky

Spanky — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:05:54 +0000

“Great Galloping Gonads” is more appropriate in most social settings.

By: gena

gena — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 05:28:11 +0000

I wonder if Jesus would ride a Schwinn or Huffy….

By: bluejade

bluejade — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 05:09:00 +0000

Jesus polevaulting Christ! is just alright with me.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:31:28 +0000

Latin….
F these text boxes and their visual limitations… F them in the A.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:31:04 +0000

Ok fine! Dont get me started on the Anglo-Germanic-Romantic-Lati
bastard child that is our language.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:26:06 +0000

Considering most of it isn’t English to begin with………

By: minerva146

minerva146 — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:25:57 +0000

Ha! perfect. Apparently the universe was properly aligned or something.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:24:31 +0000

Dont get me started on the stupidity of the english language….

By: PiMan

PiMan — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:18:00 +0000

When I first heard someone say “Jesus ****ing Christ”, I said ‘isn’t that masturbation?’

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:15:44 +0000

I’m from the US, and I think the punctuation should go on the inside of the period. It makes more sense that way. Of course, I think that the Spanish way of putting the noun before the adverb makes more sense than English speakers swapping the two. (adverb? adjective? at work……can’t remember………ashamed of self……*blush*)

By: PiMan

PiMan — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:13:10 +0000

Indeed. Outside the US, the punctuation only goes on the inside if that is the same punctuation as in the original text. In this case not.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:31:00 +0000

Nah, that’s Cindy and her uncanny resemblance to the Borg queen.

ANYHOO….

I have thought for a while that McCain is like Dole in the ’96 election. Of course, Dole stood a snowflakes chance in hell of beating Clinton, but he was really phoning it in after the Repbublican Convention. It’s like he took the gold watch and retired – right before Election Day.
I hadn’t thought that McCain was doing the same thing; I think he really wants it ony he has tied himself into such knots over his honor code and what he has allowed his campaign to become that he can’t see straight. It’s sad; Dole kept his sense of humor and humanity and I’m not seeing that with McCain.

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:17:29 +0000

I wonder too, it’s like invasion of the body snatchers… do you think that Sara’s an alien?

By: eddiepescetti

eddiepescetti — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:06:23 +0000

I have developed a theory about McCain’s campaign. I seriously don’t think he wants to win it. It’s sort of like he was caught by surprise and figured, “What he hell, I won the nomination so I might as well give it a go.” But, I think it’s all been rather half-assed. For starts, why did he pick Palin when there were others that probably could have helped him win. Secondly, his debate skills are not like the McCain of old. Which leads to the conclusion he doesn’t really want it.

By: Wendy

Wendy — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:00:01 +0000

Absolutely xD

By: Wendy

Wendy — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:59:39 +0000

Yeah, that made the LOL, lol!

By: herb

herb — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:48:28 +0000

(Your misspelling of members to briefly resemble the prefix mamo- (“breast”) was exactly next to the stupid ad-I-haven’t-all-blocked of OneHorseShy.com tee-shirts: the closeup of a woman with gigantic breasts and a tee-shirt reading “VOTE”.)

By: bunkii

bunkii — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:17:13 +0000

or.. almost half the people agree with you.

By: Jenessa

Jenessa — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:01:47 +0000

I think we can all agree that, no matter how you are planning to vote, the phrase “Jesus Christ on a bike” made this absolutely hilarious

By: Jim

Jim — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:21:16 +0000

Christ-in-a-bucket for me

By: Jim

Jim — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:20:14 +0000

I don’t see anyplace that the Pundit Kitchen says that it is non-partisan. As far as I know, it has always had a liberal bias. D’uh! Look at the ads alone.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:06:45 +0000

Sounds like a wild night at the frathouse after a toga party.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:05:08 +0000

That depends upon which country you’re from… bub.

By: minerva146

minerva146 — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:33:16 +0000

*members

By: minerva146

minerva146 — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:32:52 +0000

He’s just making the point that religious extremism in ANY religion is dangerous. Even though it’s true that MOST Christians are not promoting violence, there are groups with an almost jihad like fanaticism. The group featured in the documentary “Jesus Camp” for one example. Fundamentalism, particularly in the Abrahamic religions, can lead to dangerous fanaticism. Which doesn’t mean that applies to all mambers.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:30:53 +0000

I like that one. Crispy Christ on a Stick is another one of mine.

By: gena

gena — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:24:34 +0000

I once heard someone yell in a fit of anger at a bar “Jesus-Titty-F*cking-Christ”

By: Leland Dantzler

Leland Dantzler — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:22:33 +0000

Perhaps my attempt at communicating my dialect wasn’t entirely aimed at pleasing the Character Nazis who only allow me 10 characters per post. But if we’re nitpicking on grammar, your quotation marks should go outside of the period, not inside.

By: Leland Dantzler

Leland Dantzler — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:20:01 +0000

Contrary to your offensive stereotypical slurs, I’m a Christian and believe others are won over by love, not by the hatred you’re currently displaying.