SILENCING WOMEN
(Pro-Life Protester)
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To repeat: “Did I say you can talk?”
Funny, she’s protesting abortion, and the right wing is censoring her?
EPIC FAIL.
Is it just me, or are these captions getting dumber?
They’re certainly getting more liberal, which is equivalent to saying they’re getting dumber.
And didn’t we just have one similar? *sigh* They are getting more liberal, dumber and they are repeating!
Yeah, when is the editor going to take the hint from the low ratings of this and the other abortion one and stop putting fail posters on the front page?
if you think more liberal is equivalent to dumber, you obviously haven’t been listening to your candidates.
Oh, but I have.
+1
Dumber? I don’t know. Certainly less funny, more partisan, and more flamebaitish.
No, it’s not you.
Why yes, I think you’re right. It wouldn’t be so bad if they’d stop rehashing the same lols over and over. On that note, I’ll leave my opinions on the matter out of this post. Maybe later.
Both
Nah, not just you.
I’d have to say this is the stupidest, most unfunny picture that’s been put on the main page.
However, question is whether this is a sign of things to come, or just an exception.
http://bound4life.com/
This is where you can find more out about these ‘Silent Sieges’. We pray for the end of abortion.
The Life Tape on the pregnant stomach is a symbolism that the child is alive, and has been from the moment it was conceived.
The tape over her mouth is a symbol of unborn children not having a voice, and we are visually standing in their place. Our purpose is to pray, not scream and shout at people and cause fights.
The organizers of Bound4Life (Lue Engle from the Call) were wise when organizing this prayer event. The tape encourages silence and prayer. This is a rather heated subject, and can fetch some heated vocal battles. One event I was at we got shouted at a lot, it was easier to remember our reason for being there with the tape. It’s a symbol and a reminder. We’re there to pray.
We vote only for those against abortion, not along party lines. Heck if a democrat was against abortion, he’d get my vote, though generally I vote republican.
My email address is Aidenadara@yahoo.com, if any ones has any questions about Bound4life. It is active in EVERY state!
Thank you for explaining that..I got the tape on her stomach, but the tape over her mouth was just baffling to me. I couldn’t think of any way that not speaking had anything to do with being pro-life.
I’m not sure how this works in RL protests, though. Do you have someone along to explain it? It seems like it would just cause confusion otherwise.
“Vocal batles”? With tape over your mouth? Why?
…..
Ugh PK is taking a turn away from lols. There are plenty of sites on the internet where I can find political commentary; I come here for laughs. Please get rid of this poster builder thing, it’s ruining the site.
Please redirect yourself to Icanhascheesebuger. kthxbai
I’m sorry, are trying to be holier than thou using lol-speak? Please redirect yourself to an rhetorics class.
Having interacted with mark and many of the other regulars on this site, I can honestly say that no one, and I mean NO ONE, uses lolspeak in a “holier than thou” manner. Dismissive maybe, but never holier than thou though.
to a* rhetoric class. =)
I was going to mention that as well but didnt want to be Holier than thou..
Actually ICHC is doing it too.
I thought PK was for political LOLz…. just because you don’t find this funny doesn’t mean that everyone doesn’t… go to one of the other icanhascheezburger sites for non-political pictures kthxbai!
I am not arguing with your opinion, just asking you to please explain the humor in saying “my political opponents are tyrannical”.
And ain’t it strange–you have the freedom to say that, which renders it oxymoronic.
I’ll bet you laugh when you see images saying your political opponent are tyrannical. It goes both ways.
You’d bet wrong. Unfunny is unfunny on both sides of the spectrum. Don’t try and invent hypocrisy where none exists, parrot.
Kind of like when you said…
Lolnathan , September 24th, 2008 at 10:40 pm “I give you the New Yorker Magazine award for failure to recognize the intent of a joke.’
Charlie Foxtrot , September 25th, 2008 at 7:23 am “I give you the amoeba award for not realizing that yeah, I got it and it wasn’t funny. The NY Mag was satire done well, this was just plain ignorance…in other words, don’t push the envelope if you can’t control the vehicle.”
Lolnathan , September 25th, 2008 at 8:39 am “Do you not read any of Seth’s posts? Yeah. Mr. Liberal Mascot of PK is an “ignorant” racist. Right. :/ Anyway Seth, I’m sure anyone with half a brain or half a sense of humor thought it was funny.”
How big is your brain? Or do only you get to decide what is funny?
Such images do not get posted here, so I do not get a chance to laugh thereat.
I… think this is in bad taste and unnecessary. Also, not funny and missing the ‘poignant’ mark by a mile.
Can we trade the spiteful for the funny? Please?
I’m pro-choice, and agree. This is bad taste, unfunny and as “othering” as any demonization coming from the other side.
Thank you. I’m pro-choice as well, actually. Yay for standards!
Yay for…murder?
Yeah, ban abortion, those troops we’ve sent to their deaths aren’t going to replace themselves. And for the oblivious /Sarcasm/
You volunteering ?
Already been there thank you very much.
regardless ov your intended sarcasm, that does seem to be the general idea.
You got pro-choice for the mother or
You got pro-choice for the baby
I’m for pro-baby’s-choice… baby gets born and gets to choose if it wants to kill the mother. how’s that sound?
Sounds a lot less narcissistic than the feminist agenda.
Oh, ya, but you can post ANY pro-life bash and that would be funny. Hey, don’t bash my opinions, though. You might hurt my feelings. Wow! Way to be hypocritical.
Whut?
This picture is technically pro life bashing and we are saying it is offensive. Way to not pay attention.
I think I said it even more concisely, but you said it better
Go Team!
1) It is a pro-life bash. Dur hur.
2) The point was that the whole thing is spiteful, whether or not you agree with the points being made. (That may be why dm said he was pro-choice when the picture/caption so blatantly is as well.)
Especially because the point of this was, largely, that the unborn are silenced…
LOL FAIL
Liberal bias WIN
Seriously, come on…
I come to this site for humor…doesn’t everybody? Please don’t go this route.
Reference: http://www.punditkitchen.com, Oct. 1, 2008
Posters arent funny, and constant attacks on one side is boring. When do we get to make fun of Obama’s ears again?
Well we had two on Obama today! One where he danced for crowds of smiling children and one where he pondered his first act as president! Didn’t you laugh? I did!! LOL!!!
I liked those too, They were making a joke using a candidate, without making fun of the candidate. Well, the ‘first act as president one’ could be interpreted as a dig against Palin, but the ‘robot’ one was funnier anyways.
Why dont we see any funny ones about McCain like the Obama robot one?
all I see is how dumb they say McCain is. Thats funny, right? Obama has
said and done a lot stupider things, yet all we see is him doing the robot
Well, if McCain did the Robot he’d throw out his back. It’d be a huge deal and we’d all get yelled at for laughing. It’s best to just not even start.
yeah and then he’d have to get this sexpot femalebot to handle all the heavy lifting for his mastercraft and he’d have to get his oil changed, but he’s an older model, then the terminator would have to come, but he’s austrian and can’t be president…
LOL
LOL.
With all the dancing comments and Arnie thrown in there all I can think of now is
Arnie and Obama in a dance off… “GET DOWN!”
“They’re break-dance fighting!”
Them cats was fast as lightning…
Boy, the humor here is biting….
We dont bite….. hard.
Why do I have the sudden urge for a nice Chiante? (sp?)
Fava beans, and a nice Chianti.
Eat with expert timing…
I think the point of the picture was missed. This was a protest by pro-life people a year and a half ago in Washington DC to “commemorate” Roe v. Wade’s 34th anniversary.
http://www.daylife.com/photo/09kXchOa5G9mc
Although the lol misses the significance of what’s going on in the picture, I am not entirely certain what the original point of the protesters was, either.
Were they suggesting that no one heard the pro-life voice in this country? I find that hard to believe considering the squeakiness of that wheel especially on these very boards, lately.
::Response to “lowly grunt”::
go to http://www.bound4life.com
They’re the group that started using red tape with the word “LIFE” on it.
They use it in reference to the 50-million+ children aborted since Roe v. Wade, signifying the fact that pro-life groups such as themselves believe that unborn children aren’t given the same rights as other children/humans and are therefore “silenced” before they can speak for themselves, hence the tape across the mouth.
I am a member of one of the local chapters of the aforementioned group, so yeah, I’m in that ridiculous group of righties. It’s pretty sweet
Also, I’m all for making fun of any of the political candidates and their positions and oppositions (just consider me one of those equal opportunity jokesters), but I wouldn’t say this image is anything more than a poignant message – certainly not a funny one…
50 million? Where is that number from? The population has never been growing at that rate. Considering abortions are not a huge percentage of all pregnancies, that number is almost impossible. Even over 30 years’ time.
The Center for Disease Control. click my name.
I work for the CDC. I am Pro-Choice and have to agree the closest estimate we can come up with is 50 million. Now that is to be noted that the abortion rate is on the decline, I personally think that it is due to increased sex ed. But if one looks at the most recent report to be made public (2004) the highest demographic for abortions is the age group of 15 and under. To combat this amazing number and protect our teen daughters from these unimaginable social and psychological pressures we need to find some way to reduce teen pregnancies especially among those so young.
Though it is to be noted deaths of mothers from abortions dropped significantly after Roe vs. Wade. Though like all surgical procedures there are a handful of deaths per year.
Here is the link from the 2004 report on abortion http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/ss5609a1.htm?s_cid=ss5609a1_e#top
Nothing I say is representative of the CDC’s views. All contained within this post is my own personal viewpoint and should not be misconstrued at that of the CDC nor any other government agency.
I am pro-choice as well, but I just wanted a basis for the numbers. Too often people come up with statistics with no basis in science. Thank you both. I stand corrected. I think the data on deaths of mothers dropping as a result of safe-, legal abortions is important as well.
Nice find, Nathan.
Uh, minerva? Pop. not growing at that rate? ZPG would say that that was the purpose of the exercise . . .
That gives numbers for a few years, particularly 2004, not a total number of procedures. Thank you for the info though. I still think it’s probably a bit inflated
It gives numbers from 1972 through 2004. It is VERY difficult to read. The graphs and charts at the end are the easiest to grok. You still have to do some addition.
And why would the CDC deflate numbers? By their own account they are, if anything, conservative.
Use > in your browser and search through the main doc for the word “total” to see why.
Wups, it took out what it thought was HTML code. Use CTRL-F to search the word “total”.
Yes, I am capable of reading “very difficult” reading. No need to talk down to me. I am educated. Also, I just posted that I stand corrected. I just wanted a real basis for the numbers.
NOI. Srsly.
It looks like to me, but I’m not sure, she is representing the fetus who has no voice in the matter of the “choice”. That’s why she has the tape on her stomach as well. Just my opinion..
Well she can have all the babies she wants. Nobody is stopping her. However, I don’t see the point of forcing others to be parents.
Oh no ya don’t, you’re not going to wrangle me into that argument!!
In bed.
Well, that explains the tape on her stomach, but I still don’t get why the tape on her own mouth. It seems counterproductive. “Some people silence their fetuses and so I will silence myself”?
Whether you are pro life or pro choice, this seems a contradictory way to make the point that abortion is wrong, IMHO. If you really feel abortion is always wrong, shouldn’t you be emphazising the fact that YOU are using your voice to give one to the fetus that has none? And that others should, also?
I think it’s just another example of somebody trying to make a point but not quite doing it, you know, maybe a “logic fail”, or a “point fail”, regardless of if you agree with what she is attempting to say.
Why do we have to have these posters? The reason I like PK is because the lolcat form is only really found here!
This is just stupid, whoever made this is ignorant on an EPIC level! Plus it’s not funny, I come to this site for funny pics, not liberal hate propaganda!
Get rid of the posters. They’re stupid, and the two we’ve seen have been unnecessarily inflammatory. Other sites do them already anyway.
Wow. The vocal minority is really speaking up! Quit the crying righties. After eight years under the yoke of Bush’s presidency, I have no sympathy for you.
Also true, sort of. Still, where’s the LOL?
So, Mark, you would say you lean left?
Personally I feel the lol is in that woman’s feathery bangs. Srsly, let the 80′s go my friend.
LOL!
You are right. I bow to the mistress. Speaking of hair, am I the only one who thinks Sarah Palin’s highlights are overdone?
*reveals self for the girly girl she is*
Those are highlights? I thought being 44, she was going gray gracefully.
It isn’t so much the feathered bangs of the woman in the pic but the almost but not quite she-mullet going on.
Going grey gracefully? Seriously? That… doesn’t seem right. No, it’s highlight-a-palooza in Palinville.
Oh my God, I just made myself cringe.
I agree, no way would Palin ever be showing grey, those are most definately highlights. It does not, however, really bother me. Maybe because the highlights on the average hairstylist is enought to give one nightmares for weeks and bothers me a lot more. I’m always thinking there is no way I’m paying them to color MY hair!
OMG I thought the same thing.
Should have known better.
Yeah, I spent the ’90s crying that Clinton was just another damned republican. I expect to do the same thing when Obama wins
….what? The “yoke” of the Bush administration? You make it sound like we’re in Vichy France here. As long as you’re complaining this loudly about it in between Starbucks lattes on your way to and from work, you’re not living under a “yoke”.
But hey, I can’t wait for CHANGE! I look forward to an increase in taxes, and more government! That will surely make this oppression we have now seem very….well, oppressing.
“I look forward to an increase in taxes, and more government!”
1) If you make more than $250,000 dollars a year, then yes, you will pay more. Otherwise, not so much.
2) Republican administrations account for 8 & 1/2 trillion dollars of our national debt. Democrats balance the budget and start paying it off. What was your point about big government again? It’s okay as long as Halliburton and the Carlyle group are receiving the largesse?
I am starting to wonder if crazies will request a law stating that presenting facts to them will count as assault since it causes irreparable mental anguish.
They were looking for reimbursement for their therapy in Florida after the 2000 election. “Unbearable emo anguish” or some such.
So a bunch of supposed first time posters have poured out of the cracks to complain. Uh huh. Right.
They’ve been showing up for the abortion lolz which is an oxymoron if there ever was one. I’ve been around PK for a long time and haven’t seen a lot of these n00bz before.
I wonder, do they have software on their computers that pings them whenever a critique of abortion is offered?
*snickers*
That would be AWESOME. PING! You have abortion critique.
Needs to be catchier, though.
Ping! You’ve Got Abortion to debate!
Nah, too long. Ping! You’ve got… nothing. I got nothing.
Ping, abort…abort…
That? Awesome!
wow…thanks…
For that, I award you two internets. And ya get a kiss.
*muah*
wow…double thanks…wow!!! *blush*
*envies* Double damn…
*giggles like a schoolgirl*
Now I know what I am doing to my girl tonight…
Damnit! Is everybody getting some except me?!
We’ve never met and you’re not here to consider for the part of her equally innocent “sister” in our naughty rp.
some what????
Well, not so much “debate” as “harangue”.
I’ve not bothered to look at the comments on the other abortion lol (still oxymoronic) down below. It won’t take long for that argument to find its way up here, I suspect.
That one actually devolved into “YOU’RE BORN GAY” and “NO! IT’S A CHOICE!” debate.
Reminds me of the Chicken vs. Egg debate. Screw that.
I just get a sick satisfaction pointing out flaws. Besides, sex and sexuality is one of my fortes. So I take up the fight when I have the mood for it.
But, if you WERE going to screw that, would you screw the chicken first, or the egg?
The egg when it is still in the chicken.
…wait, what?
Poor little chickens, with KFC torturing them and all… Then being taken to PETA marches, is there no end to the suffering?
‘Sup? (munches on KFC)
I too urge PK to return to ICHC’s basis of humor. But it is increasingly apparent that PK is not about humor, at least not as we approach the election. It is about advancing an extreme left-wing agenda.
(The poster format is not the problem, either; that’s all it is, a format.)
PK has descended to the lowest level of propaganda by allowing certain individuals to post straw men: “Our political opponents are evil, hypocritical, anti-human/womens’ rights, inept, stupid”, etc., etc., ad nauseam, then ostensibly lampoon that premise–except that they have ceased to go beyond the ‘premise’.
I notice that PK posts ‘turn’ much faster, and are posted based on far fewer votes (tens, versus hundreds on ICHC and ICHHD) than on any other of the ICHC blogs. If PK wanted posts to be funny, they would filter those which are not–but they don’t.
It’s not that they’re not listening, folks; they monitor things *very* closely here. They know exactly what they’re doing.
*ahem*
THEN MAKE YOUR OWN!!!
Gad, how many times does it need to be said? If you don’t like them, make ones you like. It could just be possible that due to the amount of whine that accompanies the partisan lolz here, people are making them JUST TO GET YOUR GOAT. Call it a troll lol.
I agree that things may go back to the way they were once the election is over. Maybe a rest from the site until then is warranted?
I do; they have been posted, and rated very highly. But they could best be described as politically neutral. Righties’ stuff which displays that bias doesn’t get posted. In fact, for some “odd reason”, my Profile page has been blocked for as long as I know. If you click on my name, last I heard, it takes you to a page with a handful of mediocre LOLs and Faves; I have hundreds of each.
I have no objection to hearing from either side–as long as it’s funny. This and many other recent posts aren’t, at all. All I’m asking for is HUMOR.
I hear your point and it is well taken. We’ve been invaded by the un-funny.
Tx, LG.
We’re even friends on here and I can’t see your real profile. Weird. O_o
Ditto, it annoys me cuz ryszard is my homie.
Like I said, for “odd technical reasons” my Profile doesn’t link via my username. I’ve addressed it with tech support. It should be easy to fix, but I’m starting to wonder . . .
Try this: http: / / mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-ryszard/
*Take out the spaces after HTTP:*
That’s exactly what your name links to. I wonder if there is a duplicate account with your name somehow. Seems really odd.
says you have 8 lols and that I need to send you a friend request.
The ryszard it links to is always spelled with a capital R. Think that may have an effect?
I know that it does. Mine is lower-case ‘r’. I have addressed this with tech support. The lack of a fix really has me starting to wonder . . .
Maybe if you, my loyal minions-to-be, could also hit ‘em up with requests to fix it? I’ll send another myself, but more would be better, I think.
Tx,
r.
I just sent this to tech support:
“It has become clear through reading the forums that many people are trying to contact me with messages, friend requests, to see my LOLs, etc. All report that they are taken to username “Ryszard” rather than my username, “ryszard”.
Since the capital-R profile still has only 8 LOLs several weeks after you told me that was where I was linking, may we assume that it is unused? Or perhaps that it is a dummy profile designed to trap contacts for me? However it is done, I really don’t believe that it can be that difficult to fix. Say, by deleting the uppercase-R profile.
It has been weeks since I asked you to address this. You have been truly resposive every other time I have contacted you. I would really appreciate a timely and effective response to this matter as well.
TIA,
ryszard
“To know nothing of what happened before you were born is to remain forever a child.” -Cicero
(That last is the tagline I use in my emails and on other fora.)
Again, if others requested attention to this as well, perhaps it would happen.
If the link takes you to the “eight LOL” Ryszard (it doesn’t for me, it goes straight to my profile), substitute the capital R with a lower-case r, then hit enter.
Doesn’t work.
That’s what I’m saying it auto”fixes” it for me.
“They know exactly what they’re doing.”
Of course they do, and this is a *political* site, unless you get it run by someone that is not from the U.S. and isn’t aware of most of the smaller political debates then it’s always going to be one way or the other. Why would anyone expect a political site to be anything else?
Political jokes are not always going to be funny to everyone, and if you don’t understand that then you shouldn’t bother being here.
Unless it were someone that likes making fun of both sides equally. But we don’t have that hear. I imagine the guys running the show do something like this:
“Obama bash lol? File 13. McCain bash? LOL! That’s going up! Pro-life bash? WIN!” and so on. Not to say I don’t find the McCain lols funny – I’m just sick of seeing all the solely anti-Republican lols in general.
Can you really blame a guy?
I think you should contact the PK management and demand your money back.
I’ll demand the ad revenue they’ve made off me… wait… I block ads on this site now. Nevermind.
Seriously. <3 Ad-Block Plus.
Would you be griping this much if the posts were making fun of liberals?
If they were unfunny garbage? Yeah.
The anti-liberal version of this picture would say something about murdering babies. Would that be funny? Not in the least. It would be just as offensively stupid as this.
Wah wah wah.
Go cry to your mommies, you republicans.
Seriously.
With the McCain/Palin ticket, the jokes write themselves!
If you are going to post as someone else, at least write something that would be the complete opposite of what they would say or something similar to what they would say.
ROFL newsflash, millions of other people have the name “Christine” you’re not the first (or the last) pick a more unique name to sign things with.
I lurked in the comments for months before I started posting. I never once saw someone post as Christine. Now I see random comments like this one that are not from me. If it’s clear that someone has already been posting under a certain moniker, I think it is only fair for the new person to pick a new handle. I’m not suggesting that I am the only “Christine” in the world, I’m am suggesting that this was not written by me and I am not amused by this.
The same thing goes for someone with the name “ema.” If my name were “ema” I would not post using my name because there is someone already using it.
I feel your pain…
I remember that, ema. If this continues I may have to take some time off, like you did.
Also why I used you as an example.
Change your name to ChristineTehNawtSekkund
I was going to change my name but decided not to because if someone wants to stalk you they can just as easily use the new name. I wish there was some way we could lay claim to these names like in a regular forum.
I await becoming important enough to impersonate. T_T
I didn’t think I was. I ignored the first few, but they just keep coming. I didn’t realize that I had a rhetoric either. But I think I am going to lay low for a while. Maybe actually get some work done…
I just realized over on Engrishrarelyfunny that it’d be nice if PK had unique avatars for each user. That way, an impersonator would be immediately aparent.
We used to have avatars here. They stopped showing up not long after I started posting and I never knew what happened to them. Right now this site and GraphJam are the only ones without avatars.
I wonder if that has to do with the number of posts/comments? ICHC had avatars for a while until the site’s popularity took off and they disappeared. PK had them for a while, too back in the day (if my memory serves which sometimes it doesn’t it just looks at me and says get your own damn soda).
I thought that too, LG, but failblog still has avatars and they have the most posts per picture, to the point where the site admin had to cut off the comments section after a certain amount of posts. I don’t know, but you’re right PK used to have avatars and suddenly they were gone.
It’s a conspiracy!!!! ACK!
The time off seemed to work for me… I don’t know why but I haven’t been bothered again. (Of course I have toned my rhetoric down a knotch! The terrorists have won!!)
Seeing as how the terrorists wish everyone not of their faith to be
converted or killed, I dont see the terrorists ever really winning anything.
What about the lottery? Slot machines? A new car?
No body ever wins a new car. It’s rigged.
72 virgins?
I will just take two or three, thanks.
In the words of Lewis Black “Fat chance of that considering I cant
find a single one, on EARTH!”
Virginity is overrated, just not fun anymore.
It was fun to have one but even more fun to see the finished and fully trained version I have of her now.
And Lewis Black is awesome. I got to see him live. Twas great.
oops, sorry *after yet another poor attempt at sarcastic humor, CF walks away, muttering, wondering if he can find and use John McCain’s walker*
I thought I was agreeing with you?
yup, I know…the whole virgin thing got me bamboozled. You know how we can’t think straight when people start throwing around the “V” word.
I prefer to think of them as trainees but I am a degenerate pervert.
don’t we all, but they often have other, probably better ideas.
I like to think of what my girl and I did as a meeting of the minds with lots of idea exchange and experimentation. Mmm, good times.
I like how even the Obama supporters don’t mind making fun of him, it shows who actually has a sense of humor
Neither do McCain supporters mind making fun of him. It’s the balance that’s getting irritating. It’s becoming more of a radical-liberal lolfest.
i was unaware that being pro-choice is radical.
Not quite my point, but if you’d like to make that idiotic assumption, go right on ahead.
Glad you wrote radical in there. Radicals usually want to silence everyone.
Yeah, especially your free electrons.
WIN
stop naggin, its just plain funny, your all taking it far to serious.
…but it’s not funny… even if I don’t take it seriously… it just isn’t a good caption.
Sorry, but could you please explain the “joke” part?
Sorry, but a sense of humor is required.
More like a liberal slant.
a BIG one at that
\ <– Liberal slant (it leans to the left)
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/M/L/2/snl-palin-lk1001d.jpg
And since bi-partisanship is the word of the day:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/barackobama/ig/Barack-Obama-Cartoons/Obama-and-the-Media.-6TS.htm
Now it’s just reached the point where it’s just plain mean. I don’t think I’ll be coming back here. See you guys.
Or rather, I hope I don’t.
And nothing of value was lost?
Wait, you agree with me! I need more Moderate-support! Graw!
*support given*
This site is becoming increasingly a waste of my time. There are a lot of intelligent people here I enjoy discussing things with, but the funny is long gone. The closer we get to election the more vile and propaganda-like the pictures become.
A damn shame, this site used to be freaking HILLARIOUS.
Everything is in cycles. ICHC used to be a lot of fun when it first started but I found this site more fun. GraphJam is fun – and less populated.
Hmmm… maybe that’s the problem. We’ve gone from being a village to being a *gasp* community or even worse a SUBURB!
Im fine with being a suburb as long as those damn kids stay off my lawn!
I am summoning the dead to protect my lawn.
Then go join a political *forum* this is a blog with *comments* not a *forum*
forums = discussions / blog = comments
QQ
And I will find funny there? I don’t think so. You missed the point of my post.
“There are a lot of intelligent people here I enjoy discussing things with…”
If the discussions didn’t matter as much as the funny you wouldn’t have brought it up. Clearly it’s more than just about the funny for you. That was my point.
Of course, but the funny is required, the discussions aren’t. It’s just something I’d regret not having if I felt the site was no longer worth visiting.
I think we need to just wait it out. After the election I’m sure we’ll get more funny (I hope!). It’s not just here, with the election so close the tension is rising and there are attacks everywhere. It’s a shame that this sort of thing often brings out the worst in everyone. I hope you don’t go anywhere though, ’cause I like talking with you!
Yeah I just don’t like visiting a site for some laughs and then coming away feeling frustrated or bored. I don’t really have the time to follow a 400-post comment thread that flamebait lols like this cause, either. And there is no functionality like in a forum that makes it easier to read.
True I technically come for the funny but end up staying for the debates which are very hard to manage when I hit up about five different strings at a time. X_X
Definitely not built for debating.
What leave? You better not leave!!
I wont
Ok then, but if you do you better take me with you.
Will do
*Opens the door and uses his best Leslie Neilson impression* I just wanted
to tell you both good luck, and we’re all counting on you.
“And don’t call me Shirley”
(he’s my great-uncle)
In before the comments devolve into a “when does life begin” debate and before the comments count hits 30.
Exactly
Life begins when Chuck Norris says it does, no sooner, no later, period.
Well, there you go!
… and ends with a roundhouse kick.
I am highly offended that conservatives are posting and opposing my view points, they have no right to do so.
Slow your roll there, mr. strawman fail. They have a right to whine, I have a right to lol at them.
Don’t worry- we’ll permanently silence them soon.
Seriously. If you really can’t post what you think under your own name, then don’t post at all. There is no need to direct attacks at someone else.
Excuse me but since when can I not use my actual name as a username here? Wow, look at me, I’m an elitist.
I never comment on this site.
I only use my first name.
So you know what, STFU, there are other people named Christine on this board. Deal with it.
Sheesh, why the attacking?
Just pick something more creative. Betcha never guess where my name came from!
G.I. Joe? A show where the bad guys always got away and I don’t recall anybody getting hit in all their fire fights.
Nope…
Though it is very American (even though the British may argue)
Well least I tried.
Has anyone noticed yet that the liberals are playing the same “You can express any viewpoint here as long as its mine.” game as most of the conservatives are?
Most people on the left and right ends of the political spectrum do not like to hear opposing viewpoints. Having your ideas challenged helps you to form a more reasonable centrist view of the world, but its human nature to not want our long-held beliefs challenged.
The reason is simple: Everyone agreeing with you causes positive emotions. People disagreeing with you causes negative emotions.
Right. No one seems to notice that both sides are doing it, not just one or the other.
I have always felt that no belief is worth having if it cannot handle being challenged.
*bows* You, sir, are a wise man.
>_>
<_<
While you’re down there………….
*cough* I mean, Hi. I’m not trying to get slapped. How are you? And thanks love, always a pleasure.
Unfortunately in this day and age when you speak of equality, you can harp,
and harp, and harp… and just come off as a harpy.
I don’t know about you, but where I come from we spell ‘harpy’ H-I-L-L-A-R-Y.
I lol’d.
As did I. Touché froofrou
i don’t understand the tape on the stomach… i thought pro-life meant only taking away the mother’s right to choose whether she remains pregnant. the baby just get to play freeloader for 9 months… so confoosed
The tape on her stomach is saying that what she has in there is life.
It’s all explained above, go on up and read the comments…
so, she has life. what if she doesn’t want it?
The tape is supposed to signify the baby inside her has no voice in the matter, that’s what I got out of it anyway.
That part I get, but why the tape on her mouth? Seems that because a fetus has no voice, people who are no longer fetuses should NOT silence themselves. (Going off this logic, anyway.)
Well she was also a fetus at one point, and she also would have had no choice at that time either… That’s all I got.
Geez ‘pubbies… whine much?
Generalization FAIL!!
I am a pro-choice independent and I think this lol is pretty much bullsh*t.
Ditto. Oh crap, just gave away my viewpoint.
The content of the lol barely matters at all. Seems like every thread starts with EP saying “can it get any dumber”, ema agrees, Admiral whatsisfark joins in, and it turns into a b*tch&moan circle jerk. PK ought to show a picture of Sarah Palin slaughtering a moose with Obama’s head on it just to shut ‘em up.
But still, ema’s cool. Got no beef with her personally.
Palin actually has a bag that says “real women hunt moose”, wtf?
This is only the 2nd lol that starts out like you described, but they are practically the same lols!! So, you are going to get a lot of the same comments, no? Love your Palin/moose/Obama idea, but that’s going a little bit overboard, just a plain funny one would do!!
If I rub hemmorhoid cream on you, will you shrivel up and go away ? 0-0
This is not a LOL. This is a statement. Agreeing or disagreeing is not the issue. Where the hell did teh funny go??
YES.
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Ewe libral yokesterz shore no hau to SKEW reality!!! Yup yup, Gov. Palin- a WOMAN- shore has bin silenced by the “Radical Right”! Pleasetobephuckingyourselvesnow kthxbai!
Congratulations! Your post fails for the following reasons:
[X] Your post was thoughtless
[X] You used incorrect grammar
[ ] It started with a preposition
[ ] TL:DR
[X] The only words spelled right are made up of three letters or below
[X] It falls into the “Right-Wing Tinfoil Asshattery” category
[ ] It falls into the “Left-Wing Tinfoil Asshattery” category
[ ] You’re ugly
[X] Your low IQ doesn’t grant you the brainpower to use big words in a coherent sentence.
[ ] You’re Evil Pundit not exercising restraint
[ ] You’re Seth not exercising restraint
[ ] You stated a blatantly false lie
[ ] Half of your post was swearing
[X] You stated opinion as fact
[X] You did no research into the topic of your post
[X] You used “lolspeak”
[X] You used “lolspeak” and used it horribly
[X] Being witty, you did it wrong
[X] Your mother was a hamster
[ ] You ignored certain points previously posted because they completely shut down your argument
[ ] You argued against logic
[X] You attempted to be funny but the attempt fell flat on its face
[ ] You used a tired- rehashed party smear line that no one believes
[ ] You used a tired-rehashed party smear line that everyone believes
[X] Your father smelt of elderberries
[ ] You didn’t read the previous comments and made yourself look like an ass
[ ] You failed to catch a reference that made your entire post obsolete
[ ] You failed to recognize the difference between the usage of your and you’re
[X] You failed to arrange your sentence and thoughts in a manner that a human can understand
[ ] You failed to make a statement that was NOT offensive
[ ] You failed to realize that ALL politicians are dishonest, disloyal, crooks
[ ] You failed to detect sarcasm used in a previous post
[X] You attempted to use sarcasm, and failed
[X] You failed
[X] Your post was devoid of anything constructive
[X] Your post was an obvious attempt to troll
[X] Your post included broad generalizations that are wholly untrue
[ ] You posted under another posters name attempting to discredit their opinion
[ ] You posted under a candidates name thinking it was clever
[ ] You posted under a name that is just plain stupid
[X] You brought sexism into a comment string where there was none prior
[ ] You brought racism into a comment string where there was none prior
[ ] Terrible Person, nobody cares
[X] Lolwut?
[ ] You responded to an insult not directed to you, as if it had been.
[X] You were just plain, not funny, unintelligent, condescending, non-entertaining, mean-spirited, not witty, not endearing, uncompromising, not appreciative, offensive, stupid, in need of a clue, ignorant, whiney, lost to reality, in need of a good “shtupping”,
[ ] All of the above
Holy hell, that was a lot longer than it looked… sorry for the wall o text…
Increase your Lithium, kthxby
Remind me to add in there “You made a personal assumption about someone
you know nothing about.”
Or in other words…. Your post fails.
You sir, are my hero. Please save this list, it is Teh Awsum.
Trust me, its been saved and added onto. Its a list I use on various forums, the bulleted list just changes depending on the topics presented.
I like that list. I may use it in the future.
Win.
The only thing I would add is: “You arranged your sentences and thoughts in a manner that caused scroll bars to appear where none should have been necessary” or something like that… Otherwise great list!! *snag*
Tell it Sister!
I bow to thee as your list inspires all to consider what they are posting for fear that this may be used to show where failure is obvious.
Gah, I think I love you.
*saves list for future reference*
Obligatory post stating your awesomeness with sincerity.
Ha Ha . . . may I copy . . there’s a few eggheads I would like to send this too. The epostle Paul said, let your women be silent in church . . . too bad he didn’t say silent exclamation point. . That way any woman with any sense would ignore it and the rest who took it as gospel wouldn’t run us down with their blather.
“let your women be silent in church . . . too bad he didn’t say silent exclamation point.”
Wouldn’t that make it a loud silence? (Ba-dum-bump)
The humor has left PK for the time being, it appears. This entire day has just been frustratingly partisan and incredibly lacking with the funny…
Come back in December. Maybe things will be calm.
But will they be funny?
Well, by then people will be dissatisfied with whoever happens to be in office, so maybe some funny joke will come out of it. A lot of hate lols, but maybe they won’t make the front page. Just hope more world events divert the attention from lolprez.
They won’t actually be in office until January though. May have to wait until
February so they can have had some time to make executive orders and back pocket veto a couple of things.
Right, that December thing slipped out of nowhere. My bad. Thanks for catching that!
Naw- if the Dems lose again, they’ll be whining-if they win, they’ll be viciously defending BHO for being an idiot.
Nah, we’re gonna waste all of December listening to the lamentation of the righties. And I guarantee there’ll be talk of “voter fraud” stealing the election from them.
Voter fraud is already happening, in Ohio early voting.
Dem “community activists” (sound familiar?) are trolling homeless shelters and taking advantage of a law which allows voter registration and voting on the same day. They then bus these people to the polls where they are allowed to vote with no check of citizenship, local residence, criminal status, or actual identity.
*sigh* That’s depressing no matter what side you’re on. People are sinking that low?
I disagree with same-day registration and vote, but what is wrong with getting more people to vote?
Last time I checked the dead are still not eligible to vote, yet they turn out in record numbers every year
I want THAT life insurance plan!
But ryszard wasn’t talking about the dead. Being a bum and being dead are different things, despite similar smells.
LOL. A lot of voter fraud taking place is things like registering felons and dead people. It’s a favorite tactic of places like ACORN and Louisiana
Did you not read and understand the last sentence? We don’t know WHO these people are.
The humor has left the building! lol!
ema, could I perhaps add you as a friend? We seem to agree on more than a few things here…
Unfortunately, I can’t find your profile to make a request…
Sure! Let me try to find you, I have never done it before so we can see what happens.
This could be a new trend! Let’s all be rational-thinking friends!
I sent both of you friend requests, what happens? I don’t have any idea how this thing works…
We should be getting an email alerting us to it, and then go to our profile page where we can approve or deny it.
You are now friend. Kthxlol.
I love happy endings.
Me too. I assume you’re reffering to the massage type happy endings right?
Name
Of course.
Kewl! Let me give you a direct link to my profile…
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-AdmiralSirJohn/
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-AdmiralSirJohn/
It’s not letting me post a direct link.
Just go to your profile, and replace everything after .com with /pictures-by-AdmiralSirJohn/
I did it! Check your email.
I did, and you’re on the list. kthanx!
Is that a coward’s list?
lol. Jeez Lady, just because you don’t want to use your right to abortion doesn’t mean the whole world must conform to YOUR morals.
Shhh! Did I say you could talk?! And shut that fetus up to! *paste* *paste*
At least shes being quite (for now), usually these types won’t shut up.
Understanding the opposing argument fail.
Again, this is just stupid, and not funny. I’m a pro-life Democrat, and a rape survivor. Stop lumping all pro-lifers into one group. Not all of us against abortion are on the right.
Not only are these “abortion” “LOLs” not funny at all, they’re just plain wrong. Uninformed and close-minded. Just quit it. And do some research on this so-called “right” before you bash those of us who know just how gruesome it is.
SING IT, SISTER.
Amen.
If this site is turning into nothing but a platform for child murders to belittle anyone who doesn’t agree with them that it should shut down.
“then it should shut down”.
If you dont’ like it, no one is forcing you to stay.
No they are not. However, I’ve been enjoying these lol sites for a long time. And if they are going to switch from being funny to pushing offensive extreme leftist propaganda it is a shame.
You tell them Biff, you don’t think this site is funny anymore, so to hell with freedom of speech, shut this site down just because I, and I alone don’t like it.
Ass.
Well you haven’t been reading the other posts here then Ass. A lot of people don’t like this shift from humor to propaganda. If McDonalds decided to stop serving food and give out abortions instead, nobody would have the right to complain huh? At the very least I’d expect them to stop calling themselves McDonalds. I am however glad to see you know how to sign your name.
Whoa whoa wait….. just hold a minute mister… for one love my Mc’bortion
with cheese.
Mmmmmmm, can I get sausage on mine?
So you’re only aborting if you know it’s a boy? Sexist!
Can’t help it. I love sausage.
I lol’d.
That is disturbing in more ways than you probably realise.
hold on a minute* and I for one*
Good lord, you’d think I was at work with the boss walking up behind me
while I was typing that…
Well you would be a paying customer. You could technically complain but you could also just leave. Nobody forces you to go to McDonalds. Nobody forces you to come here. I still have fun here.
“You must be below this height to play in the ball pit”
F THAT! Move over shorty!! Im diving off the safety bar!
*watches for the crunch noise*
THAT’S gonna leave a mark!
you mean perhaps ‘child murderERs’? and in any case, i sincerely hope that was meant as sarcasm (it’s so hard to tell these days), as referring to the pro-choice as child murderers is one ov the most disgusting bits ov pro-life heartstring-snatching i’ve ever seen. or, to put it another way: i don’t belittle you for disagreeing with me, i belittle you for being a daft absolutist who thinks anything you don’t like should be illegal.
Yeah it’s almost as bad as the pro-child murderers movement claiming “They’re not human anyway.” The exact same justification the Nazi’s used to kill Jews, and that White Supremacists use for killing blacks. And your right I don’t like murder, even of the child variety. But according to you murder should be legal huh?
Foetuses are not yet living beings by many people’s definitions. They have potential to be living beings after a set time period. “Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched”, comes to mind.
Saying that a foetus is a living human, is the same (from my perspective) as giving me an emmy just because I have the potential to be a great actor.
You mean fetuses?
Other people use your same logic, like Nazi’s and the KKK.
“Blacks and Jews are not yet living beings by many people’s definitions.”
What better way to justify crimes against humanity then to claim they weren’t human anyway?
By Nazi and other racist people’s logic, blacks and Jews can never be real people.
Perhaps you define a human as from the moment the egg is fertilised, but try to understand that not everybody draws the line that early. My line is 19 weeks, some people’s lines are from birth, and there are people with lines in the whole range between.
And just so you know foetus is a correct way of spelling it outside the US.
“And just so you know foetus is a correct way of spelling it outside the US.”
Medical language specialist ditto. And a correct, if (to us) dated spelling inside the US.
:sigh: again, one ov the great tactics ov the pro-life: identify your enemies with nazis, white supremacists, and other assorted lowlife in an attempt to make yourself look better by comparison. there’s a HUGE difference between being racist and supporting abortion; other races are clearly demonstrably human. foeti still have GILLS. they don’t breathe. they’ve got no discernable brain activity. kind ov like how i don’t eat meat, but i’m fine with eggs.
as for ‘according to you murder should be legal huh?’ um…NO (although some people make it a tempting proposition…). allow me to remind you ov something: whether you like it or not, ABORTION IS NOT MURDER. i’ve had to get used to the fact that hamburgers aren’t considered murder, so you can get used to disappointment too.
“kind ov like how i don’t eat meat, but i’m fine with eggs.”
“And how would you like your foetus prepared, ma’am?”
Also, they do have discernible brain activity.
Also, why is it that when a foetus is injured or KILLED (which, you see, presumes that it was LIVING) in a car accident, the one found responsible for the accident can be charged with assault, manslaughter, and other related offenses? Just more on the list of legal doublethink.
You mean this ISN’T the Child Murder Lol site? Damn, I knew I should’ve taken that right turn in Albuquerque.
Lol, thank you. At least there is one funny thing in this thread now.
Eh, this one isn’t that funny… However, I like the “Day of Silence” thing pro-lifers have because for one day, I don’t have to hear “BAAAW ABORSHUN KILLS BAYBEEZ!!11ONEONEELEVENTYONE11!!”. On topic, though, I come here for humor, not political commentary. This isn’t as much of an LOL as it is a statement.
I would respect this form of silent protest more if the self-named “pro-life” people seemed a bit more actually pro-life by caring for the “babies” once they become “wards of the state” and what-have-you. Seems like life in the womb trumps the clomping of shoes in subsidized housing. Let’s take care of those that are born, that are here, and then concern ourselves with the abortion situation.
I would have to agree. One reason I am pro-choice is because there are already so many children here dying of preventable diseases, starvation, and other awful things, yet everybody only wants to save the unborn fetus (that’s right, technically it is called a fetus, not a child or a baby)? I care more about the suffering kids in Darfur than I care about a fetus. Besides, I support a right to bodily domain anyway. If a person needs another person’s kidney to survive, the second person should not be forced to give that kidney (even though it would be the nicer thing to do). A fetus is a lot like a parasite. It feeds off the host and doesn’t offer any benefit in return. It usually affects the mother’s body for life. I do not necessarily approve of abortion, but if a woman wants to get one that is her business.
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha !!!!
Jan, Jan, Jan !!!!
I thought it was the Left that doesn’t like women ? Like their own Hillary ?
Yes, and the Repubs really LOVE her…
Hmmm….I come to this site for laughs, and I find something that’s not funny, just mean.
Shame.
C’mon, people. Quit with the spite and start being funny. You won’t get so many angry people commenting on your pics.
Picture caption= fail.
Apparently only liberal women who want to murder their babies have a voice. That’s the point she’s making. It doesnt matter if there are women out there who support carrying babies to term, the left would suppress and censor those women so as to not steal any thunder from the “my body” argument.
Someone should think about their captions a little more, me thinks.
If the radical left accuses the right of something, you can be sure that the left is guilty of it.
Have you ever looked up the definition of “murder”? It says “the illegal killing of another human being with malicious intent”. Abortion is legal. Whether it is a person is debatable. And the vast majority of women who get abortions aren’t doing it for some sick pleasure they get from killing a fetus (FETUS. It is NOT a BABY).
Only liberal women have a voice? Come on! Then why do you always see the news with all these pro-life protests? Pro-life people have just as much voice as pro-choice.
As observed elsewhere in this thread, it hangs on the definition of “human”. So tell me: if a fetus isn’t human, what is it? A puppy? An alien chest-burster? What? Nope, far as I remember a fetus comes out a human, every time.
Just looking for some clear thought here.
If a woman miscarries in the third week of pregnancy, is what comes out human?
It is an unhealthy human fetus, or a human fetus spontaneously aborted due to other medical problems. But that’s not what we’re talking about; at issue is the deliberate termination of pregnancy, which causes a human child not to be born.
“Have you ever looked up the definition of “murder”? It says “the illegal killing of another human being with malicious intent” . . . the vast majority of women who get abortions aren’t doing it for some sick pleasure they get from killing a fetus (FETUS. It is NOT a BABY).”
As I have posted elsewhere: “Why is it that when a foetus is injured or KILLED (which, you see, presumes that it was LIVING) in a car accident, the one found responsible for the accident can be charged with assault, manslaughter, and other related offenses? Just more on the list of legal doublethink.”
I take part in the Pro-Life Day of Silence every year and I’m a liberal.
You people act like it’s just the republicans who are pro life.
Every life matters be it in the womb or fighting wars. Every single life makes a difference. Think about what it would be like if the 35 million people killed in abortions had a voice and could make a difference in the world.
I just don’t see how you could joke about something like abortion.
That’s joking about killing an innocent life and I believe that’s tasteless and wrong.
Big difference of opinion between pro-life & pro-choice: Is it a life, or a potential life? If it is, then it needs to be protected even at the cost of inconvenience to others; if it isn’t, then the woman’s rights come first. Both sides are essentially fighting for human rights–they just differ on the definition of ‘human’. Think about that next time you meet the other side…
I’m also pro-life, btw.
“Every single life makes a difference.”
Does that include the lievs of all the women killed with botched backstreet abortions when it was made illegal?
What about all the women killed with botched clinical abortions now that it is legal?
As legal as women killed with any other botched surgical procedure.
And the lives of all women who died because doctors were so afraid of being accused of causing an illegal abortion that in some cases, they’d rather risk losing a patient than facing those legal penalites? And those women who died of infection after a natural miscarriage because of fear of being accused of getting an illegal abortion? That’s an issue too. When abortion is illegal, women who would never even consider abortion are more likely to die because of things like this, or lose their fertility for having more children.
there’s a big difference between being born and being able to make a difference in the world; most people who have abortions have them because they’re all-too-painfully aware that )even with state aid) they are unable to properly provide and care for a child. and while you do occasionally hear stories ov people coming from miserable poverty and becoming phantasmagorically wealthy philanthropist patrons ov the art and making the world a little happier for everyone, the sad truth is that the vast majority ov people born to mothers who can’t or won’t properly care for them (i.e., the kind ov people who often have abortions) never have the opportunity to make anything ov themselves. in other words, no abortion doesn’t mean a better world, it means bigger ghettos.
The entirety OF your argument is undercut by your botched spelling OF a very simple, though not-quite-phonetic word.
I believe this is a picture from the Terri Schiavo case… duct tape across the mouth with “LIFE” written on it was practically iconic during that little fiasco, and it wasn’t just women doing it. Actually, it wasn’t just pro-lifers, either. Plenty of the more moderate people who supported abortion ended up on the other side because they define a fetus as non-living, but an adult woman as living. Considering the fetus had more brain activity, I considered this strange…
I was still quite concerned, though, because we had to use an autopsy to confirm her brain-dead state, and an autopsy is too late. I don’t think we have the technology to justify withdrawing life-support from people in PVS states; there’s too much risk of accidentally killing someone who is not actually brain-dead.
I am disabled myself (though obviously not in a PVS) and I’m not too keen on anything that could put people in danger, no matter what level they’re functioning at. We need better technology so we can figure out the difference between brain-dead and barely alive; better to keep someone like Terri Schiavo alive, just in case, until we can tell for sure. After all… brain dead people do not suffer.
Anyway. Kinda thought this caption didn’t really fit.
I bet I know what the issue on that might’ve been… The fetus is physically living off another human being, in a manner similar to a parasite. The woman carrying it will likely suffer permenant damage to her body. Terri, however, was not hurting anyone. She was not living off another human being, causing harm to their body.
I am undecided on whether we should be allowed to pull the plug on the brain dead. What you said makes sense, though. It would be better if we can wait to prove they truly are brain dead.
Ugh, this whole “wards of the state” argument is OLD and it’s not useful. The whole point is sex education, and not conceiving these babies to begin with. Whenever pro-choice women become pregnant, they call the “fetus” their BABY, and they put photos of the sonogram on the refrigerator and take their pre-natal vitamins and mourn the child if they miscarry. It’s not about “wards of the state” or adoption…..it’s about being responsible. I know a LOT of pro-lifers who do adopt, and also practice what they preach. Oh, and they’re also liberal.
Nat Hentoff: pro-life, libertarian, Jewish atheist
Norah Vincent: pro-life, libertarian, Jewish atheist, lesbian
Kathryn Reed: pro-life, doctor, atheist, bisexual
The “choice” arguments are flimsy, and rely solely on semantics. Abortion is about flesh and blood and it exploits women. The only pro-choice advocate I respect is Naomi Wolf who admits that the pro-life arguments are the truth–and somehow we must find a middle ground.
Women still die from legal abortions–the abortion clinics don’t document them. When the cervix is punctured and the woman hemorrhages, they drive them to the hospital themselves and will not say it’s from a botched abortion. Thousands of women still die from abortions. Most women suffer emotional and psychological trauma, but the left just ignores them. Abortion clinics do not offer counseling, they don’t decide to help a woman who CHOOSES to NOT abort her baby. It’s not about choice, it’s about money, and it’s about blood. Abortion is used as birth control. And women say it’s “their bodies,” and then the bodies of their babies are put into incinerators which are kept far away so that nobody can smell their flesh baking. This is the truth.
So excuse me for being a liberal, agnostic woman who refuses to believe that this so-called “right” is the lynchpin to my freedom.
Well informed and well spoken. Thank you.
Layla, you do women proud.
You obviously have done your research and know the realities of this “choice” that some people clamor for but have no clue what’s really going on. I’m all for women being equals, but the ridiculousness of the radical feminists does women no real favors.
People, if you’re going to see it as a “choice”, then look that choice directly in the face and see it for what it actually is and not what you simply want it to be.
As a prochoice parent, I believe it should remain a choice. Just because the choice exists does not make it easy. Just because it isn’t easy doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be an option.
What about emotional trauma from having a baby they didn’t want, and can’t support.
Or trauma from the miscarriage that abortion would have avoided. (obviously these are two different situations)
Abortion is not a decision to be taken lightly, but the choice should be there.
It is interesting that in this reply and the one above it, the points being made were already addressed in the comment you’re trying to discredit. You haven’t paid attention to what she said, you just saw that it was a pro-life stance and you bring up the same old, tired debates, despite the fact that the comment you are replying to already has the counter-argument in it.
“Abortion is about flesh and blood and it exploits women.”
did i miss the part where you explained how having a choice is exploitation?
It has been argued that abortion is primarily for the benefit of men: “You get rid of that ‘thing’ or I am out the door. No way am I supporting or suffering the inconvenience of a child.” Typically, the woman does it and the guy eventually leaves anyway. One of the social factors surrounding abortion never discussed.
The few women I have known who admitted to having had abortions all considered themselves to have been damaged by it. Some by the process of getting one (one was 13 or 14 at the time and had to go before a board of 15 physicians in order to get their approval for the procedure); another had had multiple abortions and was consumed by visions (not literally, she wasn’t psychotic) of the children might have had.
“Informed consent” would mean making women aware of the possible consequences, and it JUST DOESN’T HAPPEN because it would undermine a considerable part of the left’s agenda.
THAT’S what is meant by exploitation.
This makes me sick. I used to read this site because it was funny, and bipartisan. I am so tired of post after post bashing the right. What happened people? You used to be bipartisan where everyone could come, read, and laugh at themselves. Seriously, you guys should be ashamed of yourselves. This is just disgusting. I’ve had enough.
Funny, if the right wing wanted to silence women, wouldn’t that include the millions of women who are against abortion? (which happens to be the majority) I’m amazed at how liberals are so hypocritical and 2 faced. Not just about how they handle things like this, but their issues: Against the death penalty/human rights, for abortion; the ACLU is for religious freedom and equality…except Christianity; You can have an organization in which whites are excluded, but not one that is all-white; It’s fine to exclude heterosexual’s, but to exclude homosexual’s is wrong; For “green” energy, yet against nuclear power, the most efficient “green” energy. Even Sweden who is 100x more liberal than us is approx 70% nuclear(and what do they do w/ the waste? bury it!) (not to mention liberal opposition to wind and solar farms due to wildlife); For a female president, but wait…not one who is against abortion.
I don’t care what your beliefs are, ’cause I know mine and stick to them. I’m not tryin to change opinions, but for donut’s sake, Think! ….and think for yourself…
Couldn’t have said it better myself. Liberalism is a mental disorder(Michael Savage FTW)
Bump. (Oh, only works in a real forum. You get the idea.)
michael savage fandom is a mental disorder.
Based on what? Back up what you say moronic liberal. my statement of support for michael savage was made in response to someon’e point, you respond with “nuh uh, you r rong!”
Failure…
:sigh again: it was meant to be a humourous statement ov my position. you don’t have to think it’s funny, but then neither was ‘moronic liberal’. don’t you people have any creative ways ov calling your enemies daft?
Since PK has stopped being funny, nothing I said was intended as a joke either. I do call my opponents daft, because they are. Because you have still yet to back up anything you say with any kind “ov”(learn to spell) evidence, just “nyeh you’re wrong!”
Simmer, my little hate nugget.
I only hate because liberals hate. And they do so under the pretense of free choice and freedom for everyone….except conservatives.
I would agree that Michael Savage *has* a mental disorder. He is still correct.
Nuclear plants are the most expensive to make, take the longest to build, and the all the waste is currently stored in temporary facilities.
Yes, even in Sweden, the waste is not planned to be there forever. The storage facilities are not designed to last the 50,000 years they need to.
True. It would be nice if there were more funds for scientists who are trying to see how nuclear fusion can be rendered profitable on a large scale instead of focusing on the more dangerous, waste-producing fission.
*has manfully restrained self from typing nucular*
Not all liberals are exactly the same. I have several liberal views, but I think we should seriously consider nuclear energy. The only problems with it are the waste, and that a significant amount of Americans may not accept it because of paranoia of nuclear explosion. Still, it should be seriously considered as an alternate energy source. Same with wind and solar energy.
And not all liberals are like the ACLU. I am for religious freedom for everyone, including Christians. I think whites and non-whites should have the same rights. I do not believe in affirmative action. Many conservatives are hypocrites too. There is an article called something like “The only moral abortion is my abortion” about pro-life women who get abortions/have their daughter get abortions, yet still go around protesting against abortions. There are hypocrites in every political group.
But there are much more liberal hypocrites. I have been told about the hypocrisy of supporting the death penalty, but being anti abortion. Its really quite simple:
Innocent Child vs. Convicted killer and Menace to society. Which Life should be taken? Liberals will defend that murderer but will fight for the right to kill babies.
Conservatives don;t preach about acceptance, open mindedness, and listening to other ideas, only to slam those who do not agree with them
Liberalism is a failure, yet for some reason it’s gaining strength because a bunch of idiots believe it will make them seem more educated to be liberal.
or perhaps liberalism is gaining strength due to quite clearly being the lesser ov two evils…
I see just as many conservative hypocrites and morons as I see liberal hypocrites and morons. Don’t act like every liberal is a hypocrite. Some of them really are educated, just like there are educated conservatives. I see a lot of hypocritical, dumb conservatives. A fetus is not really considered a child. I support the death penalty for dangerous criminals.
“Conservatives don;t preach about acceptance, open mindedness, and listening to other ideas, only to slam those who do not agree with them”
No, because conservatives don’t preach about those things.
Every night I say a little prayer . . Lord, do not let this Cupcake Pusher get elected vice-president.
But the Lord won’t side with you on this one because she’s such a fundy!
And so you Anti-choicers would like to… what?
See abortion made illegal? Not every woman who becomes pregnant WANTS to carry to term. Call her a murderer, call her a whore- maybe she’s 16 and made a mistake, maybe she’s 25 and was lied to (he was 40 and said he had a vasectomy) and maybe she’s 35 and just got a new job and can’t risk it.
So let’s make abortions illegal- and what will many women do? What they used to do- get back alley abortions. Or do it themselves! (Which may or may not kill them or render them barren- but that’s their come uppance, yes?) You’ll see them end up in the emergency rooms (I know two ER nurses who see this frequently) half-poisoned from home brewed abortifacents. Right now its pretty much all immigrants who do this- but if you take away legalized abortions it WILL be regular girls and women from all walks of life.
Our society is seriously screwed up, and if you want fewer abortions, lets make childcare a HUGE national priority, let’s take care of pregnant teens and unwed mothers and let’s NOT let the Right keep funding Abstinence Only education. If you want fewer abortions, EDUCATE women about how important it is to prevent unwanted pregnancies and then make them feel like they aren’t trapped and their lives will end if they have the baby- (but they STILL might not want to carry it- and you cannot strap them down for 7-8 months.)
So, right now fetii die because we have abortions. If you end abortions, you’ll have dead women AND fetii. I’ve been working the phone banks to end Prop 4. and you’d be shocked at the stories of date rape and abuse that women have told me! We need to empower women. But you can’t put the cart before the horse- empower them first…and eventually, the #s of abortions will drop naturally.
Fine i see your point. Let abortions be legal. But fixing a mistake is killing a child(yes, it may be a fetus, but that fetus will be a child) then we should be more generous with the death penalty, because if an innocent child can be killed because it is an inconvenience to the mother, than killers should be killed for being an inconvenience to society. But of course the death penalty is unethical.
Liberalism should make up its damn mind.
Simple, if you want all fetii to be brought to term, you carry them. The making up of damn minds goes both ways here. Before you even masturbate the death penalty rant at me, read the above posts I made supporting the death penalty.
Examples please? Don’t just tell me that conservatism has contradictions, please back up your point. Another liberal flaw: consistent failure to prove their points with anything besides “I’m right, nyeh nyeh”
I like how you said “fetus/fetii” instead of “baby” or “child”. Glad somebody is using the proper term. I would have to agree. Illegalizing abortions might bring the number of abortions down a little bit, but I can guarantee that a lot of women will try to self abort, which can have deadly effects. I do not necessarily approve of abortion. I probably wouldn’t get an abortion unless it was to save my life. But just because it’s against my morals doesn’t mean we should make it into law. A woman should have the right to her own body. The bodily domain right is what keeps the law from forcing us to give our kidneys to save someone else (while giving the kidney would be the nice thing to do, we should still have the right to our own bodies).
We already have enough homeless kids here as it is… Why keep adding more to the bunch?
Wow, a woman’s right to HER body? that’s so ridiculous. for one thing, it’s NOT her bdy, it’s the body of a CHILD with ALL IT’S PARTS IN place. it has everything it needs to grow into a human being.
And there’s enough homeless children? wow how horrid is that… I have an idea, instead of KILLING unborn CHILDREN let’s take the already homeless under our wings, if your intentions were REALLY noble that would be the obvious answer. I mean these children deserve a chance to make it in this world as much as any of us do. you were a “Fetus” at one point.
the bottom line is abortion shouldn’t be legal, it’s a form of murder, and I don’t think any of your words will ever justify it. It’s WRONG! and plus we need to value life at all stages. no matter how “devoloped”
Someone with some sense. Thank you.
Think about this all you liberal dumbasses. Had your mother wanted an abortion, you wouldn’t be here to fight so hard for the right to do so
This is true, but there are many points both during and before life that could have prevented me from posting here, arguing about abortion.
Had my parents used contraceptives when doing things I’d rather not think about them doing, I wouldn’t be here. Are you going to argue against contraceptives too?
I think life begins at roughly half way through pregnancy, which is when the best that medical science has to offer begins to have a chance to save what is known as a miscarriage in most jurisdictions. Before 19 weeks, I think abortion is OK if it is not taken lightly. After that is where I draw the line, although I know there are plenty of people who support this late term abortion.
This is true, but there are many points both during and before life that could have prevented me from posting here, arguing about abortion.
Had my parents used contraceptives when doing things I’d rather not think about them doing, I wouldn’t be here. Are you going to argue against contraceptives too?
I think life begins at roughly half way through pregnancy, which is when the best that medical science has to offer begins to have a chance to save what is known as a miscarriage in most jurisdictions. Before 19 weeks, I think abortion is OK if it is not taken lightly. After that is where I draw the line, although I know there are plenty of people who support this late term abortion.
Damn double post.
yes, because we can all afford to stuff our houses full ov homeless children.
eating animals is also just plain WRONG, but i’ve at least stopped throwing that particular opinion ov mine in people’s faces all the time.
I say we kill and eat homeless children. I hear roast suckling coolie is particularly nice. (Tx to Piers Anthony)
That idea was originally Johnathan Swift’s (“A Modest Proposal”), with the dinner entree being dooley instead of coolie.
Im talking REAL baby back ribs! Fall of the BONE juicy!
Only the pro-life pregnancy centers help those women who chose not to abort. Pro”choice” groups will not help a woman who has decided not to abort. That’s a choice? Colleges cover a cost of an abortion, but will not help a woman who does not want to abort. This is a choice?
As a pro-life liberal, I believe in birth-control. I also believe that abortion is NOT a form of birth control, and should not be a choice. It involves blood. We need to educate ourselves, our children, women around the world, about pregnancy and how to prevent it. But we simply cannot tell women that they can dispose of their unborn babies like garbage because the mere existence of that baby puts a damper on the mother’s “destiny.”
To use arguments about forcing women to have babies they don’t want, or the idea that there will be all these babies running around unwanted is to be ignorant of the real issue. We are not looking at this issue for what it really is, and it is only pro-life groups who DO show concern and support for women who make their “Choice.” It is the “choice” groups who believe that abortion is the only way out. Why? Because it’s how they make their money. They even ignore–and even MAKE FUN OF–women who have been traumatized by their abortion. As for choice: You have the choice to have sex. When you choose to have sex, you have the choice to use birth control. If a child is conceived, you DO NOT have the choice (ethically) to abort the human that now exists because of your previous choices. That’s not choice. That’s not freedom. That’s selfishness and it’s grotesque. It teaches that violence is a means to an end, to get what you want. You don’t want something, even a baby human that never asked to be created in the first place? No worries–just kill it and throw it in the incinerator. All in the name of “choice” and “freedom.”
This isn’t a semantic right. This is blood. This is a woman’s blood and her child’s blood.
Women who don’t want abortions die when abortion is illegal also.
They die from infections after natural miscarriages because they are too afraid to go the ER for fear of being accused of trying to cause an abortion.
They die when doctors don’t aggressively treat their medical issues when they are pregnant for fear of harming the fetus. (This almost happened to my mom-during one of her pregnancies before Roe vs Wade, she went to the ER with what turned out to be a tubal pregnancy, the doctors wouldn’t even talk to her after finding out she was pregnant, just hurried her out the door very fast. She bled very severely and literally almost died before a doctor would operate and remove the tube and ovary.)
They die when they don’t get the choice to abort or not when when carrying the child to term *might* kill them, but the doctor isn’t sure enough that this will happen that an abortion is allowed by law, and it turns out that it does kill them.
Among other things.
Give me a break. Doctors try to save the lives of women AND their unborn child. No GOOD doctor would put the welfare of one over the other. If they do, they’re not a good doctor. And: Women die from LEGAL abortions and they don’t document it. Abortion clinic volunteers drive women who have experienced a botched abortion to the hospital themselves, because they cannot have the ambulance show up–it cannot be let out that they botched an abortion. Go to any emergency room clinic and find out how many women a year show up with “hemmorhages.” What do you think those are from? There is a lot of covering up and a lot of lies and a lot of money where this so-called “choice” is concerned.
I’m a pro-life liberal vegetarian Democrat (though I do eat fish, I know, I’m a total hypocrite)….I don’t believe in humans killing humans in any way at all. I’m against the war, I am a rape survivor, and a single mother. Truth be told, if the “fetus” or “blob” or “tissue” really really really wasn’t a human being, I’d be all for this “right.” But it’s a human, because life is a continuum. There is a beginning and an end. The beginning is when it comes into existence and the end is when it dies. The “fetus” (a Latin term of endearment, meaning “little one”) is a human being at that stage of life. It is just a term. The choice arguments rely solely on semantics and word-play and phrases like “women die” and “our bodies” and “our freedom” to support a gruesome, horrific act. If we were not killing little human beings, I would be the first in line yelling at the top of my lungs for this “right.” But we are support the legal murder of innocent human lives so that women can….what? Keep their boyfriends? Keep their jobs? Buy more shoes? We are not looking at what CAUSES a woman to seek an abortion, and NONE of those who go on and on about “choice” will help a woman who CHOOSES to keep her child.
The Supreme Court got it wrong, just like they got it wrong with slavery. We’ve made so many advancements in science that we now know that these little babies are BABIES, with hearts and hands and heads, and ears…..and by the time the woman takes her pregnancy test, that baby’s heart is beating. Women who see their baby on the ultrasound don’t want to abort, that’s why the “choice” advocates turn the screen away.
Margaret Sanger, who founded Planned Parenthood, was openly critical of abortion. She was not an abortion advocate. She was, however, a Nazi sympathizer and a supporter of eugenics.
Lies, lies, lies. Pro-choice lies. Mothers used to sacrifice their lives for their children. Now they sacrifice their children to keep their own lives status quo, in the name of “choice.” Horrifying.
Life has beginning, as you say, but I believe that beginning is roughly halfway through pregnancy. Which is when modern medicine has the slightest hint of a chance to keep a baby alive outside the womb.
Do you consider the beginniing to be at the moment of conception? What about the morning after pill, is that abortion then? Or do you put the point an arbitrary number of days later?
I’m not anti-choice, I’m pro-life. You’re anti-baby. You’re anti-fetus, you’re anti-woman, and anti-responsibility.
We’re not teaching women to not make mistakes, we are teaching them to kill their babies when they’re not wanted, and oh look the problem went away. It is a human from beginning to end, whether or not you like that. That is a fact–pro-choice biologists have said as much. Read any medical book, and it will say “life is a continuum.” In order to have “dead fetii” (which is not a word, just goes to show you how uneducated the “choice” supporters really are) you have to have something living. It is a living human being, at that stage of life. Abortion is not birth control. It is gruesome, it is selfish, and it is sick.
I believe in choice. I do NOT believe that abortion is a choice. I am pro-life, pro-sex, pro-birth control, pro-adoption, pro-responsibility. Killing your unborn child for the sake of your own life because you made some selfish choices is not okay. But in order to really fix this problem, in order to really solve this, all the pro-abortion supporters would have to admit they have been making the most grotesque and horrifying mistake in the history of the world–killing baby humans for money, and putting them in the incinerator, in the name of liberty. How is that not gruesome?
A pro-choice woman becomes pregnant and this “fetus” becomes a “baby.” It’s magic! She’ll stop smoking and drinking! Because she doesn’t want to “hurt the baby!” Why? Suddenly, it’s a life worth protecting! Because it’s wanted! Hypocrisy all around us.
Just to qualify this statement: I am (I repeat) a pro-life liberal, a vegetarian, agnostic, Democrat, rape survivor, single mother. Do not put me in a box, do not call me “anti-choice” and do not ever try to justify the killing of a baby.
I’m not anti-choice, I’m pro-life. You’re anti-baby. You’re anti-fetus, you’re anti-woman, and anti-responsibility.
We’re not teaching women to not make mistakes, we are teaching them to kill their babies when they’re not wanted, and oh look the problem went away. It is a human from beginning to end, whether or not you like that. That is a fact–pro-choice biologists have said as much. Read any medical book, and it will say “life is a continuum.” In order to have “dead fetii” (which is not a word, just goes to show you how uneducated the “choice” supporters really are) you have to have something living. It is a living human being, at that stage of life. Abortion is not birth control. It is gruesome, it is selfish, and it is sick.
I believe in choice. I do NOT believe that abortion is a choice. I am pro-life, pro-sex, pro-birth control, pro-adoption, pro-responsibility. Killing your unborn child for the sake of your own life because you made some selfish choices is not okay. But in order to really fix this problem, in order to really solve this, all the pro-abortion supporters would have to admit they have been making the most grotesque and horrifying mistake in the history of the world–killing baby humans for money, and putting them in the incinerator, in the name of liberty. How is that not gruesome?
A pro-choice woman becomes pregnant and this “fetus” becomes a “baby.” It’s magic! She’ll stop smoking and drinking! Because she doesn’t want to “hurt the baby!” Why? Suddenly, it’s a life worth protecting! Because it’s wanted! Hypocrisy all around us.
Just to qualify this statement: I am (I repeat) a pro-life liberal, a vegetarian, agnostic, Democrat, rape survivor, single mother. Do not put me in a box, do not call me “anti-choice” and do not ever try to justify the killing of a baby.
Very well said.
Wow. that’s not funny at all. its supposed to be meaningful, you liberal asses.
Y’all were wrong for that.
Epic Fail.