Barack, you just don’t understand…
(Barack Obama & John McCain)
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Even I’m getting bored with the lampooning of McCain… too bad the Crotchwaffles have resorted to screaming “liburul conspirsy!” about there not being any Obama lols… instead of going to the voting or upcoming pages and realizing PK can’t post what doesn’t exist.
So let me get this straight… the crotchwaffles are on the right and the douchenozzles are on the left? Just want to be clear on the meme.
By the FSM’s divine meatballs, what the hell is a crotchwaffle anyway?
/My lawn. Get off it.
uh, yeah!!
Dude n8 this is basic punditkitchen lingo!
Also I find the picture funny.
I still don’t see why they had to ruin a perfectly good breakfast food that way…
it’s because you can’t trust a waffle…one minute, they’re nice and warm and syrupy…next they flip-flop on ya, trying to catch you by suprise…sneaky little buggers…
I guess I’m going to have to break down and buy the phrasebook. Or… *consults urban dictionary*
Ah. Right then, carry on.
clearly he has not yet been touched by His Noodly Appendage.
Ramen.
I’m sorry sir, I am with security for this lawn and need to escort you off it…. Now… *pumps shotgun*
“Douchenozzles to the left of me
Crotchwaffles to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you”
Why do I have to be Mr. Pinko?
Well, crotchwaffle and douchenozzle developed independently of each other and were both used as terms for someone so moronic that exisiting words did not do them justice. Crotchwaffle was the most popular and used more. They evolved into euphamisms for liberals and conservatives when fillerbunny (who is left leaning) remarked “if you crotchwaffles would stop arguing with us douchenozzles…” and I don’t remember the rest. And thus a meme was born.
Thanks for the history lesson, Jane!
Don’t you hate it when you turn the wrong douchenozzle and get sprayed with hot liberal pablum? Give me a freezing cold crotchwaffle conservative venom shower anyday!
I laughed out loud! It skewers two things – age and race.
I laughed even more at this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2Zt1krMprI
What is getting me angry is the people who got mad at McCain for defending Obama when people got too riled up by Palin. Seriously, when people are shouting Terrorist and Kill Him!, it has gone way too far.
Mr. Cain: (same as the Bible says):
Is the devil with the lamb’s skin.
be carefull americans, Bush is the Mc, Cains Lord!
Is he the Heroe that was nedded for American people?
I just posted ten of them, douchebag- let’s see if ANY get to the vote page.
Maybe if they were FUNNY.
Links or it didn’t happen… It’s easy to claim you made them and then cry censorship when they don’t hit the front page (most likely because they’re not funny and they call Obama a fascist or muslim or the ‘N’ word)… Prove you made them by posting the links because I just went through the voting system and all I saw was the aforementioned pics I put in parenthesis.
Why would you post 10 douchebags?
wouldn’t they leak?
It’s overdone but… *snicker* I still find it funny.
This one is just plain funny. No doubt it will get political about blah, blah, blah.
Is this funny because it’s not funny because it’s funny? Or not funny because it’s funny because it’s not funny?
Damn this mtea-humor!
It is funny. This is the same candidate who said, “I bet you never heard of Frannie Mae or Freddie Mac, ” to a black man. Black people don’t buy houses? Or have mortgages? Yeah, the LOL stands.
Keep whining that the humor MOST people here see as funny is moderate or to the left. It doesn’t make you look like a bunch of whiny whiners AT ALL. Really.
reading too far into it, your doing it right!
it was pretty clear that he meant that nobody knew who freddie mac was before this crisis, im white and i didnt know. stop trying to paint everything john mccain says as being racist, you are reading wayyyyyyyyyyyyy to far into it.
Oh, maybe YOU never heard of them, but that’s neither my problem nor fault. It was a condescending thing to say. If I’m reading WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY to into it, then I guess all the other blogs are also reading WAYYYYYYYYYYY to into it. Perspectives outside your own may be helpful in the formation of a cohesive response.
My point was that to assume that he meant that all black people never take out loans and thats why he never heard of it is reading way to into it.
I’ve heard of Fannie Mae before the crisis hit, and I live in Israel, FFS.
Take your own advice. Liberals are happy to tell everyone to open themselves to new ideas, but they refuse to do so themselves. Liberalism= FAIL
Oh great… another Evil Pundit…
I thought Freddie Mac was the next of kin of Bernie and inherited all his imaginary Oscars
Least it isn’t metagaming. That is obnoxious.
True that. Now roll your damn THAC0
Mmmm, AC -10 versus a 8 ThAC0 so I need to roll an 18… Damn.
cookie to you for actually remembering the correct rules.
*noms cookie* Yay!!! Well I did run 2nd Ed for a couple years before it switched to 3rd. I would hope I remember that. X_X
4th is weird. I didn’t mind THAC0…
I am fond of 3.5 but 4th looks like it is going to annoy me to no end.
Don’t convert! It’s a trap!
Paizo Pathfinder is the better alternative. It builds on and incorporates the 3.5 ruleset. 4th ed is for WoW’ers when the power goes out.
I have to defend 4th ed a bit. I’m still getting used to it but how much sense did 3 and 3.5 make when a 20th level fighter can do 10 attacks in 6 seconds? Or how about the fact that you couldn’t even use the highest level spells in conjunction with the maximize, enlarge and other sweet feats because it required a spell slot 2 levels higher than the spell itself? I feel better now but I think I’d better lie down just in case.
A 20th level fighter couldn’t do 10 attacks in 6 seconds without a heavy feat load.
Your dice cant withstand mathematical re-calculations of that
magnitude!
i shoot my magic missle…
Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat…
oh i get it! all black people look alike hahahaha
What? I thought it was just a small group of them that play basketball and look menacing from their 80′s Caprices with the overly large rims.
You know how there’s only one fruitcake in the world, and families just pass it around every Christmas? Turns out there’s also only one black guy. But he moves so fast (from all the basketball practice) that he often looks like more than one person.
Is it Morgan Freeman or Denzel Washington? Or is it all one and the same?
AHHHHHHH MY BRAINS!!!
What made me laugh about this was remembering that McCain hardly looked at Obama during the debates, and the extent to which he wandered around during the town hall (which I know is part of the town hall format, but his pacing around while Barack was talking was a little weird). Then of course there’s the “all people of another race look alike joke”, which makes me want to duck out before people start taking it too seriously and things get too crazy in here.
I actually thought (maybe because I’m tired) that it was a McCain is old joke and that he thought the other guy was Obama because his eyesight is going. I didn’t even notice the implied racism.
He was wishing that he could hit the powerlock on his car doors.
OMG, McCain is SOOOO dumb!
no wait, that’s Bush.
oh wait, it’s McCain too…. I mean, look who he picked for his running mate.
BWAHAHAHA!!!!
FAIL.
Hey, I’ll take Palin over Biden or Obama any day.
Please. TAKE her.
Hey, we NEED a vice-president who is skilled at looking pretty while saying nothing of substance. Her skillset is an exact match for the office! And you know she’ll bring the best sandwiches to cabinet meetings… her hockey mom background will be really key!
In bed…
Why d’you keep writing that?
Am I missing a joke?
You’re missing something…
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in bed…
I’m confused again…..
And probably naive
Naive… in bed?
What?
Just roll with it *pets you*
*pets you*
In bed…
*deep, resigned sigh*
*rolls over and purrs*
*takes note of one of the few truly epic noises: women purring* Mmm, never get tired of hearing that. *pets more*
In soviet russia Bed ins Yo-…. aw screw it.
LOL!!!
Would I be correct in saying that “in bed” is written just to introduce random vulgarity to the comments page: it doesn’t actually mean anything?
Right?
When you get a fortune cookie you’re supposed to add the words ‘…in bed’ to whatever your fortune says (eg: ‘you will be known for your ability to find happiness…….in bed.’ DWM just likes it too much too restrict it to only the fortune cookie trade
Wow, this got way over analyzed…
….in bed
But but we can’t…. >_>
<_<
yes.. we’ve needed a new Danny Quail for years!
I think it can be assumed that McCain felt he was talking with a dumb-schmuck taxpayer who doesn’t know sh** from applebutter and not a Washington insider who knows everything. Don’t believe race was an issue here……… just political snobbery and ignorance on McCain’s part. Really a ‘smooth talker’, that McCain……. just like his running mate, Palin. It is any wonder he’s prefer to fight rather than negotiate ?
No matter if it was race OR political snobbery, the remark made was pretty condescending.
OMFG XD LMAO
this is good. Its just poking fun at McCain, and it isn’t in a malicious way like most of the other liberal loving shit on here.
Exactly! I love it!
(actually, I’ve seen better, but this was actually aimed at humor instead of trying to make some strange political statement or just another stupid Palin bashing lol)
You forgot to hyphen stupid and Palin…
Kinda like this one? Jesus Christ you ruined it. a perfectly funny joke ruined by some dumbshit liberal
Im not a liberal. Im a moderate who leaned right until this election year.
But you go ahead and make assumptions, its working out great for your
credibility.
My credibility on PK means so much
Great comeback, least you admitted to being stupid.
So… this year… You’re just another stupid liberal?
Im sorry perhaps you missed the part where people with only insults
are ignored… We do that here. Try to bring facts, or something worth
reading to the table next time.
And also party standings have no bearing on a person’s intelligence or
anything really. To do so is shallow, and ignorant. Dont be shallow, and
ignorant. I didnt insult you, so Id expect the same respect. But of course,
judging from your other posts, its obvious respect is something you know
nothing of, and deserve none of either.
this reminds of how on the daily show they had john mccain wandering arond the stage looking for his dog
Mr. Puddles…
Mr. Puddles, where are you?
I have snausages…
Ar hyu meester pupples? i gots snawzeejez ryt heyah. ziiiip
THAT”S NOT EVEN JOHN MCCAIN!!!
Only one thing wrong with this one: McCain never calls Obama by his first name.