The best little whore house in… Well…the world, really.
(United States House of Representatives)
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Why a whore house?
Because more screwing of the American people takes place in that room than in any other.
And we pay good money for it too!
Who knew? Did you, or you? I did.
I was first until your comment passed the filter! >:O
And that’s no lie!
Needs more Dollie…
And here’s the Madam, Nancy Pelosi!
Good one!
ema! I am shocked that you would say that about our first female Speaker of the House! (not really)
Well really ASJ deserves the credit
With all these political ‘firsts’… can we just treat them like drugs?
.. once we’ve done the first, just to try it… we can go ahead and seek out something of higher quality…
As long as it’s not grape kool-aid!
Only the finest STRAWBERRY kool-aid for all!
God I hate kool-aid… Ice sweet tea, that I can get behind.
Ummm…. never mind, too easy.
That’s what she said… Wait that isn’t funny. -_-
And without special equipment it’d just be a let down.
Wh….
Nope, I’m not asking another stupid question.
Gasp! Can we afford that?!!
The congress can with our money to funny how that works out…
Those whores aren’t very professional. They promised me around the world, but all I got was a dry reach around. Plus, I didn’t want to mention this but, um, they aren’t very attractive. Even for whores. I want my money back.
I want my money and dignity back.
LOL!! Blame it on the lighting.
And they give you genital warts.
And bigger crabs than what Sarah Palin has in her office.
Bastards didnt even buy me a drink… or give me a reach around.
…and who has been in charge for the past not-quite-two years?
Nine-percent-Nancy, that’s who.
I’ll state no opinion, just the above fact…bet somebody will still call me wrong or a fascist or whatevs. Talk to the hand, cuz the VOTER has other business.
If you want to keep congress from screwing things up you need to put one party in charge of the House and the other in charge of the Senate then they can only do a little harm.
This is an insult to whores.
*chuckle* I agree.
Whore work hard for their money… This group, not so much. I am definitely not satisfied or even… attracted. *shudder*
Oh, I don’t know. Howell Heflin can work a pretty mean pair of seamed fishnets.
I just died a little, thank you. It will make my future as a drone for my corporate masters a tad easier.
That was the revised version. I was gonna say “Dennis Hastert”, but then I changed it for humanitarian reasons.
Also: Howell Heflin = Foghorn Leghorn. Discuss.
The low approval rate for Congress is not Nancy Pelosi’s honor. That goes to every member who voted for the war, every member who voted for tax breaks for the incredibly wealthy and the corporations who ship American jobs overseas, for the ones that had to have earmarks added to the Bailout Bill or they wouldn’t vote, the ones who voted for it anyway….the list is staggering. It will take years for Congress to regain it’s reputation.
Horse crap. Pure Bush slamming BS.
The Congress IS a whorehouse witness members of both parities pandering to lobbyists, special interest groups and any with a bucj or two to toss in the hat from the respective reelection campaigns.
It ain’t exclusive to Republicans, Democrats are just as bad at all the petty and not so petty vices like pork spending, and pocket lining. Your parties sainted Sen Byrd (D) WV is a classic, former Klansmen and king of the pork barrel projects par excellence.
Jamie was just stating that it’s not Pelosi alone. It’s ALL of them. Jamie wasn’t even talking about Bush.
I don’t know, I don’t think Congress really ever had a good reputation.
Thank you for pointing that out.
I would quibble with the word “best”.
“No. There is another.” -Yoda
another what, master?
great picture of Mystery!, Babylon!, Morther of Harlots!
False Religion of the highest order.
Soon “Democracy” will bring the whole world down. The republic ends with a roaring applause…. (people choose their own demise)
Mwa ha ha ha ha
Choose your own adventure?
In bed
with tacos…
…and a pinata.
With some homeless kids…
…And some creepy guy
Yooooou raaaang?
Two Star Wars quotes in a row? Pundit Kitchen isn’t so bad after all!
Now all we need is some lines from “Clerks.”
I’m not even supposed to be here!
No, I’ve got better. Star Wars References FROM Clerks.
Randal: So they build another Death Star, right?
Dante: Yeah.
Randal: Now the first one they built was completed and fully operational before the Rebels destroyed it.
Dante: Luke blew it up. Give credit where it’s due.
Randal:And the second one was still being built when they blew it up.
Dante: Compliments of Lando Calrissian.
Randal: Something just never sat right with me the second time they destroyed it. I could never put my finger on it-something just wasn’t right.
Dante: And you figured it out?
Randal: Well, the thing is, the first Death Star was manned by the Imperial army-storm troopers, dignitaries- the only people onboard were Imperials.
Dante: Basically.
Randal: So when they blew it up, no prob. Evil is punished.
Dante: And the second time around…?
Randal: The second time around, it wasn’t even finished yet. They were still under construction.
Dante: So?
Randal: A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I’ll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers.
Dante: Not just Imperials, is what you’re getting at.
Randal: Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they’d hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms.
Dante: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?
Randal: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed- casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. (notices Dante’s confusion) All right, look-you’re a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia-this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn’t ask for that. You have no personal politics. You’re just trying to scrape out a living.
(The Blue-Collar Man (Thomas Burke) joins them.)
Blue-Collar Man: Excuse me. I don’t mean to interrupt, but what were you talking about?
Randal: The ending of Return of the Jedi.
Dante: My friend is trying to convince me that any contractors working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when the space station was destroyed by the rebels.
Blue-Collar Man: Well, I’m a contractor myself. I’m a roofer… (digs into pocket and produces business card) Dunn and Reddy Home Improvements. And speaking as a roofer, I can say that a roofer’s personal politics come heavily into play when choosing jobs.
Randal: Like when?
Blue-Collar Man: Three months ago I was offered a job up in the hills. A beautiful house with tons of property. It was a simple reshingling job, but I was told that if it was finished within a day, my price would be doubled. Then I realized whose house it was.
Dante: Whose house was it?
Blue-Collar Man: Dominick Bambino’s.
Randal: “Babyface” Bambino? The gangster?
Blue-Collar Man: The same. The money was right, but the risk was too big. I knew who he was, and based on that, I passed the job on to a friend of mine.
Dante: Based on personal politics.
Blue-Collar Man: Right. And that week, the Foresci family put a hit on Babyface’s house. My friend was shot and killed. He wasn’t even finished shingling.
Randal: No way!
Blue-Collar Man: (paying for coffee) I’m alive because I knew there were risks involved taking on that particular client. My friend wasn’t so lucky. (pauses to reflect) You know, any contractor willing to work on that Death Star knew the risks. If they were killed, it was their own fault. A roofer listens to this… (taps his heart) not his wallet.
That is a new level of cool. I will have to watch that now… Damn, now I have to use that money crap.
Well, hopefully a rental won’t be more than a buck or two. You will LOL. There is also plenty of naughty words and potty humor.
Yay!!!
And rooftop street hockey. And snowballing.. and necrophelia..
Are there any balls down there?
You have redeemed your self in my book.
Didn’t know I needed redeeming? Thanks, I think LOL
I like the Eddie Izzard bit about Darth Vader in the Death Star Cafeteria.
Darth Vader: I will have the penne all’arrabbiata.
Canteen Worker: You’ll need a tray.
Darth Vader: Do you know who I am?
Canteen Worker: Do you know who I am?
Darth Vader: This is not a game of who the &^$@ are you. For I am Vader, Darth Vader, Lord Vader. I can kill you with a single thought.
Canteen Worker: Well, you’ll still need a tray.
Darth Vader: No, I will not need a tray. I do not need a tray to kill you. I can kill you without a tray, with the power of the Force, for which is strong within me. Even though I could kill you with a tray if I so wished. For I would hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood flowed across the canteen floor.
Canteen Worker: No, the food is hot. You’ll need a tray to put the food on.
Darth Vader: Oh, I see the food is hot. I’m sorry. I did not realise. Ha ha ha ha … oh … tray for the … yes. I thought you were challenging me for the fight to the death.
This one is wet… this one is wet… this one is wet, too…
Also:
Vader: I am your ruler!
Cafeteria guy: You’re Mr. Stevenson?
And yet not a single person would look at them and say, “yeah, I’d hit that.” How do they stay in business?!?!