Comments on: Hundreds of people on Craigslist will, though.

By: anthony

anthony — Thu, 07 May 2009 19:14:53 +0000

hell ya

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 00:56:38 +0000

Dude, at the risk of entering a fraught conversation…you aren’t making guys look good, at all. And no, I’m not ugly, by anyone’s standards.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 00:44:19 +0000

Got to love that lube! ;o)

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 00:36:35 +0000

Request for mental cleanser for visual image. Spam?

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 00:22:03 +0000

Statement about beverage spewage due to amusement.

By: PerpetualAngst

PerpetualAngst — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:52:13 +0000

size matters

By: em

em — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 01:09:15 +0000

I could’ve sworn that said “surreal buttocks” when I read it first. I laughed for about a minute straight, then read it again and was disappointed.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:24:21 +0000

People with cameras lacking a hobby?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:23:35 +0000

Apparently, it is why I hate mirrors but find myself strangely drawn to them. Like watching a bad car wreck or listening to a bad joke. I want to know the punch line but I still don’t like either result.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:22:36 +0000

That’s it, I am making my sons into masters of disguise and ninajs. NINJAS WITH DISGUISES!!!

As for the whole daughter issue, I am going to force myself to be Devil’s Advocate with this string of self questioning.

“Why am I secreting my girls away? I am not saving them for myself. Do I honestly want them to stay young forever because I get more available bathroom time if they leave…”

Mostly I will charge my sons with looking out for her. So if the guy is a jerk, he will have accidents. If he is cool, I will just impress upon him that treating my girl improperly will get him castrated with whatever I find at the moment. As for sex, I have to remember that I was active as a teen so I will just let my daughter know that I prefer she talk to me than get into a huge mess.

Crispy flying fist rape that was hard to type without slagging it and simply saying I will get a shotgun and a rocking chair…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:13:15 +0000

*stalks*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:12:04 +0000

Statement of being disturbed and snickering while posting support commentary.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:11:12 +0000

Mockery of your name and sexual relations and latent desires therein.

By: Jocasta

Jocasta — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:39:34 +0000

Oh, that was bad. *cringe*

By: herb

herb — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:08:50 +0000

* or if I’m the sort of father…

(Damn blind margins)

By: herb

herb — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:07:44 +0000

I fully plan on asking my daughter’s future dates questions about their intentions and if they think I’m the kind of father that would buy a ticket to the same movie, secret myself three rows back with a par of night-vision goggles and a tranquilizer gun, or if I’m the sort of date that would instead bribe someone else to watch them in the theater and periodically text me updates while I ready my car by laying out tarps in case we need to go for a long drive afterwards.

By: mouse

mouse — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:01:27 +0000

So you don’t wanna have kids, or you’d rather have a son? Because… I’d rather have a girl than a boy.

Well, as long as she’s not ugly.

By: mouse

mouse — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:58:49 +0000

Still ugly.

By: Dylan H

Dylan H — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:59:23 +0000

Both. They’re both part of the same Business Party.

By: bugwitch

bugwitch — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 05:17:16 +0000

After reading this lovely Winning thread…I got to the discussion of the photo/caption….and forgot what the photo was.

By: Obama

Obama — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 02:51:19 +0000

lands on feet…

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 02:44:43 +0000

*backs up slowly… then jumps out the window*

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 02:42:26 +0000

Maxwell Silverhammer: “Doing it” for closet Republicans since
1975…. and counting…

By: Jamieteevee

Jamieteevee — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 02:42:01 +0000

EEWWWWW in bed!

By: 9squirrels

9squirrels — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 02:21:12 +0000

Refutation of “Win” status plus baseless declaration of Fail plus questioning of sexuality of subsequent comments.

By: Jocasta

Jocasta — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 02:09:50 +0000

(And thank you. ;P *takes points and runs with ‘em*)

By: Jocasta

Jocasta — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 02:08:28 +0000

It drives me crazy that almost no one knows how to properly pluralise it.

By: The Failcop

The Failcop — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 00:03:18 +0000

HEY WHOA! Did someone say doughnuts?

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 00:02:32 +0000

So.. DWN.. you’re a fat skinny, ugly, ignorant, horny… cliche guy?

By: froofrou

froofrou — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:59:41 +0000

It’s like being watched by Ceiling Cat. Or maybe, Maxwell IS Ceiling Cat!!!!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:59:00 +0000

I find it strangely comforting.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:57:45 +0000

Selling of camera footage to Republican men still in the closet.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:56:58 +0000

Verbal abuse of Americans from egocentric European standpoint… While wearing only a thong and spam.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:55:03 +0000

@_@…

X_X…………………………

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:53:53 +0000

You dont know me… but Ive been watching these boards for the better half
of a year before I started posting… So not to creep anyone out but…
Ive been watching all of you… and I know you all better than you think.
MWUAHAHAHAHAH- Son of a… I gotta stop with the maniacal laughter…

By: froofrou

froofrou — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:53:18 +0000

Daughters are fun! You get to play dress up and tea party and teach her about menses…….hehehehehehehehehe *evil laughter*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:53:17 +0000

Mmm, summer sex is fun.

By: callista

callista — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:52:56 +0000

Anybody know the source of this picture?

By: froofrou

froofrou — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:52:36 +0000

Daughters are fun! You get to play dress up and tea party and teach her about menses…….hehehehehehehehehe *evil laughter*

By: callista

callista — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:52:02 +0000

She’s just got a bad hairdo. She’d look fine if she didn’t wear her hair like a curtain.

By: callista

callista — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:51:06 +0000

Well, you can work it so you’re giving enough to charity so you don’t have to pay taxes. Technically. I mean, you don’t get the money, either, but you get to decide where it goes. I think you have to pay more than you’d pay for taxes. But it’s possible. Probably you need an accountant to do it though…

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:50:59 +0000

Not in the cold dry weather around here.. Ya gotta at least turn up
the heat so the sweat really starts to-….
Yeah… Im not going any further than that.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:48:54 +0000

You didn’t call her anything of the sort. Yay smooches!!! XD

You are right though and it is why I dread having a daughter. @_@

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:38:09 +0000

Sounds like a goal. >_>

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:36:55 +0000

Just make sure food is ready so I can be crazy and slightly less whiny. Stupid head cold.

By: Lynn Nexus

Lynn Nexus — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:34:35 +0000

*nuzzles* well they’re pretty much right… but I like um crazy ^_~

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:34:16 +0000

And still after all this… Thread win!

By: Lynn Nexus

Lynn Nexus — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:33:17 +0000

>.> It takes allot allot for something to start chaffing >.>

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:32:22 +0000

Shower

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 22:53:15 +0000

Least you admit you’re a pointless waste of discussion.