Comments on: Hey, pops…

By: gnep

gnep — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 16:44:42 +0000

awwwwwww what a wholesome american family.

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 02:40:48 +0000

I wonder if he’s been in minneapolis lately? hey… is that how they chose the convention site?

By: ck

ck — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:32:57 +0000

That One.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 06:08:42 +0000

I dunno, the last time I bought clothes for a couple months it only came to $600. But that’s me, I’m just a Joe Sixpack.

By: de Ogi

de Ogi — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 03:23:06 +0000

I must say Michelle O looked mighty fine in her sleeveless $34.95 H+M dress she wore on the campaign trail with her hubby. (what’s his name, again?)

By: minerva146

minerva146 — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 03:12:20 +0000

You may be on to something. Hmmmmmm

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 03:07:59 +0000

Well yesterday it was the Nuremberg… sooo, I think EP’s kinda getting his locations backwards.
Oh.. and DWN’s wang.
You know… Im beginning to think that how often EP’s been bringing up Nazi’s since we’ve enacted this new law, that he enjoys having DWN’s Wang………………………………………………………………………………… in conversation. >:-)

By: Obama

Obama — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 02:49:09 +0000

Sure, we could have feed multiple hungry families instead. But, don’t worry, we recycled.

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 02:42:02 +0000

Na, Reichstag is on the right (McCain-Palin)…Obama gets the Kremlin. Can’t you righties get your metaphors straight?

By: Jamieteevee

Jamieteevee — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 02:38:09 +0000

Oh GOODIE! Hot right wing on left wing action!

By: n8

n8 — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 02:04:07 +0000

Heh, if that’s all you can muster, then the game’s over.

By: DW

DW — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:54:02 +0000

Ditto. Come on EP! You can do it! Troll harder!

Evil Pundit ’08

By: ck

ck — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:47:36 +0000

In this last week I’m expecting epic trolling out of you, EP. EPIC. PUT 4CHAN TO SHAME.

By: ck

ck — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:46:28 +0000

Oh. My. God. O_O

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:44:52 +0000

Still cheaper than Obama’s $5,300,000 styrofoam Reichstag.

By: Ev

Ev — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:39:03 +0000

No worries. In eight days, someone will be elected, and Americans will mostly stop flailing about in great political angst. Everyone will lighten up … until the next presidential election machine starts grinding its gears.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:00:49 +0000

Hah! I love that song, and imagining Shatner ‘singing’ it just made my week!

By: The Failcop

The Failcop — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 00:49:31 +0000

Yes your wang was thrown about quite a bit while you were gone…
And now… for this lovely rendition of Detachable penis… Spoken Word,
Shatner style… here goes…

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 00:02:34 +0000

New slogan — Judge Dred gives McCain the evil eye before he is sent out to the wastelands.

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 00:01:00 +0000

Now that’s freaking funny…DWN you are the MAN.

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:56:24 +0000

So lets get this right…The GOP spends loads of cash on clothes for a state governor, AND her ‘manly man” husband and kids, then they return some of them (they look TOO common) and the rest they don’t wear (I don’t LIKE these FREE clothes, they make my ass look TOO big) oh and when we’re done with them, give them to the commoners. Regular Woman of the People — FAIL

By: mAlise

mAlise — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:25:57 +0000

so a combination ov pickiness, wastefulness, and ‘charity donations’ (what, a $25,000.00 jacket at goodwill?) justifies exhorbitant expenditures?

By: Scott

Scott — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:20:48 +0000

Funny FAIL.

By: Scott

Scott — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:19:42 +0000

RNC wardrobe, used during the campaign and donated to charity after the election.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:01:28 +0000

Are you saying Sarah is well hung and it’s disgusting? I concur, the man in a dress thing never did it for me.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:00:30 +0000

Always good to measure.

By: DW

DW — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 22:57:30 +0000

And the RNC dressed baby Trig, too? Aw, how sweet. I didn’t know that was a function of the RNC? That’s a lot of donations from it’s members to make sure Trig looks good on the campaign trail.

By: DW

DW — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 22:55:27 +0000

No matter who you are voting for, hanging Gov. Palin in effigy is disgusting and should be a crime. It is unacceptable. There are always gonna be assholes in this world. How sad.

By: L

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 22:55:23 +0000

I’m sorry but WHO CARES if it’s being donated to charity. That dosn’t make it any better it probably makes it worse. I mean what homeless person cares if they are wearing D&G they just want to be warm. If they are going to waste that much money dressing her they should at least be selling the clothes on Ebay or something to try and recoup the costs and pay Americans back for the Giant waste of money.

By: minerva146

minerva146 — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 21:44:21 +0000

It’s ok, we took care of the rants and sexual innuendo while you were away, and threw in a few about your wang, just for good measure…

By: starstattoo

starstattoo — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 21:12:02 +0000

****This happens to be my submission****

Another inaccuracy in my caption is “pops”, since John McCain isn’t actually Sarah Palin’s father, and none of Palin’s actual purchases were made on any credit card bearing John McCain’s name.

Which I would think would be so obvious that it would make any other inaccuracies appear INTENTIONALLY ABSURD for humor’s sake.

AdmiralSirJohn, I invite you to lighten up.

By: JayRay

JayRay — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 21:11:03 +0000

I saw those shoes she was wearing. They were undoubtely Christian Louboutin.

With a $800 pricetag. WAT.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 20:44:23 +0000

*facepalm*

They’re… God I hate this headcold.

By: i_tego_arcana_dei

i_tego_arcana_dei — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 20:31:48 +0000

hot

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 19:17:21 +0000

Their Lieberman’s nuts… He is just holding onto them.

By: Rick Jones

Rick Jones — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 19:16:27 +0000

Sarah Palin designer wardrobe 150,000 dollars. Her wink is priceless.

By: Will

Will — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 19:09:49 +0000

“First off, Palin just outright lied, or accused the McCain campaign of outright lying, about her new $150,000 wardrobe they bought her to gussy her up for Joe Six Pack. Palin now claims the clothes aren’t hers. But the best part was what the McCain campaign said next:
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A senior adviser to John McCain told CNN’s Dana Bash that the comments about her wardrobe “were not the remarks we sent to her plane this morning.”
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It’s pretty clear that the reports of warfare between the Palin and the McCain camps are now confirmed as true.”

By: Alcar

Alcar — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 17:48:46 +0000

What? You bastards!

You didn’t even invite me… :’(

By: chittybangbang

chittybangbang — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 16:57:36 +0000

Wonder which charity organization will get her high-priced fashion clothes…….. Salvation Army, Goodwill or what…….. and just who will want to buy them ? Maybe one of those up-scale charities in New York, Chicago or L.A. and the proceeds will go do Downs Syndrome children. Why not just donate the $150,000 to charity to sbegin with ? Would create a lot better publicity.

By: Philip Shade

Philip Shade — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 16:56:55 +0000

Riiiight.
And Carlin’s & Dirty Words would be funnier without all the swearing

By: AtlasShrugged

AtlasShrugged — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:36:42 +0000

So go hang her in effigy–…oh wait, you guys already did !

By: katie

katie — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:13:38 +0000

Fabulous? not hardly! It’s a sad day when all you see is the outside of the person and think WOW!! PERFECT – when you know everyone around is seeing the rotten putrid inside just fine.

By: piman

piman — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:53:35 +0000

Do you mean less partisan?

By: Rick

Rick — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:24:12 +0000

Is he storing nuts in his cheek like a squirrel?

By: Trainwreck Chaser

Trainwreck Chaser — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:19:56 +0000

I wish they would since that way things would funnier and less bipartisan.

By: ema

ema — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:14:12 +0000

She’s already fabulous!

By: Dylan H.

Dylan H. — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 13:23:00 +0000

John McCain is inflating…

By: Wammathorius

Wammathorius — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 13:11:15 +0000

They didn’t just dress her… they made her FABULOUS!

By: ck

ck — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 13:05:34 +0000

“And they didn’t just dress her. They were for the entire family.”
Even baby Trig! Your donation dollars hard at work!

By: de Ogi

de Ogi — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 12:50:37 +0000

I didn’t know lols had to go through fact check.