Comments on: I’m Barack Obama…

By: michelle

michelle — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 06:01:04 +0000

aww poor cow

By: Bethany

Bethany — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 14:21:22 +0000

Moooooooo

By: j00

j00 — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 16:24:06 +0000

…That’s a dairy cow.

By: greytimberwolf

greytimberwolf — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 23:38:45 +0000

cow breed fail…………….it’s a dairy cow…………..not good cheezburger

By: Wolfie

Wolfie — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:54:35 +0000

Lucky for this cow, it’s a DAIRY cow, and in no danger of ever becoming a cheezburger. Well, unless you consider the milk might become the cheeze.

By: Christine

Christine — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:59:31 +0000

You do realize that mooing while eating does not destroy the integrity of the food, while defecating on it most certainly would and would more than likely make me or anyone else extremely sick. So, no, not offense, but disgust and I would not hang around such a person again.

By: ck

ck — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:24:29 +0000

…
“medical herpes fail”
…

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:43:29 +0000

I left my heart in a volcano? Wasn’t that a song?

By: Pabst

Pabst — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:19:37 +0000

The pic is from Obama’s visit to Penn State last spring. In actuality, he probably learned a lot from his mind meld with that above average university bovine.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:09:55 +0000

Offended? They would probably not get far enough to even do it. If they somehow managed, I would be opening my Big Ol’ Can of Southern Whupass..

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:07:41 +0000

Ok, that sounds like a very good idea!

By: ema

ema — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:03:17 +0000

Let’s go for the alternate tribute… the non-volcano one just in case.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:02:43 +0000

and would you like your buns toasted?

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:00:30 +0000

But there are some tribes in Papua New Guinnea that don’t make that distinction. A tribute is a tribute, no matter the offering.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:58:46 +0000

Oh yeah, you might want to go out and invest in a lot of eye bleach first.

By: x-bert

x-bert — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:54:47 +0000

Well, you know what they say about great minds…
.. they’re few and far between..
. or something..

By: ema

ema — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:53:00 +0000

Nice one, I lol’d!!

By: ema

ema — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:51:20 +0000

Yea Eddie! And send pictures

By: ema

ema — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:50:03 +0000

Allow me to steak a claim to the tail end of this cheesy thread!

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:47:47 +0000

You really are, and despite how much the Republicans have opened themselves
up to bashing this year, I do have to say I respect you all for your steadfast
patience, wisdom, and insight on many subjects. I do have one criticism though….
Could you wear shorter skirts maybe? A low cut V-neck mayhaps?
…… That goes for you too Eddie.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:45:56 +0000

You’d have to be a virgin for that, so I think we’re all safe here

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:44:52 +0000

YAY! I like being a tribute.. unless of course it means being hurled into a fiery volcano. Then I have an issue with it..

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:42:59 +0000

“Yes master, I shall obey..” A Master of BS.. VERY GOOD!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:24:52 +0000

We’re enlightened and a tribute to our party.
-
Or something like that
-
DWM, I loved the McCain Sith Powers one too!!

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:20:49 +0000

I find it sad though, that you actually have to say something you dont believe for
anyone other than Ema, eddie and Froofrou to appreciate…

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:19:25 +0000

Not really necessary.. his one quote kinda trumped all 4 of ohno’s in my opinion.
Considering that his one quote was used in context, toward the current situation.
Ohno’s were all taken out of context, and linked to the current situation peripherally.

By: The Failcop

The Failcop — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:16:21 +0000

So… would you be offended if someone crapped on your food while you were
eating it? Since thats fertilizing it?
Not saying I would… Im not much of a scat on demand type guy.

By: The Failcop

The Failcop — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:12:25 +0000

Except that Mind Melding isnt a brain wash… you’re thinking of a Jedi mind trick…
So… might I say *begins to write citation* Thats a HUGE fail citation on mixing
Star Wars lore, and Star Trek lore… thats a shame… you could be looking at life
for this one son…

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:58:20 +0000

You should have seen the few hundred post long thread in
Failblog that was made up of country and city names… I am
proud to have been a part of that one. I believe it was under the
“medical herpes” fail.

By: audrey

audrey — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:35:53 +0000

I didn’t know there were so many cow related puns!

By: jack mehoff

jack mehoff — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:18:15 +0000

Fine…
*storms off in a hoof*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:40:41 +0000

I figured you would like it.

I actually have funny pictures of Obama to work with.

By: Phaelin

Phaelin — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:37:34 +0000

That’s just epic. XD

By: Brandon_ha

Brandon_ha — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:27:48 +0000

cown we please stop the puns?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:20:49 +0000

Alright, made one the conservatives should love about this picture. Check the linkage, tis the newest one.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:20:15 +0000

I try to have wit so I tend to respond.

By: Christine

Christine — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:16:45 +0000

I’ve only done it a couple times, and to the same person. All in good fun. He has yet to come back with that one though…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:44:31 +0000

The rare few times people have mooed at me eating, I told them I like it rare and they looked tasty.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:43:07 +0000

Dude… Mine is a mind meld too…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:42:36 +0000

Check my name, I think I made a properly geeky version of this.

By: Blackpanther

Blackpanther — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:38:22 +0000

What? No Sistine Chapel references?

By: Christine

Christine — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:30:00 +0000

Veg here too. Also a part of the “I’ll eat what I want, you eat what you want. But the look on your face is pretty funny when I moo as you bite into that burger.” philosophy.

Don’t tell me what to do with my life and digestive system, and I will do the same for you.

By: AC

AC — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:25:08 +0000

I’m a veggie. I don’t mind if other folk eat cows. (But I do enjoy making comical “moo” sounds when a carnivorous friend tucks into a beefburger. )

By: D21

D21 — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:33:53 +0000

Nice. Now find four more.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:32:21 +0000

Oh, I’m sure he has them.

Definitely.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:30:36 +0000

*applause*

Very good!!

By: scum-bot

scum-bot — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 19:28:37 +0000

you forgot the buns

By: Leland Dantzler

Leland Dantzler — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 19:21:11 +0000

This is actually quite humorous. Though I must say for a moment there, when I saw Barack, I thought there might be a lol that actually made fun of him instead of Palin/McCain for once…how could I be so naive. =)

Still funny, though.

By: jack mehoff

jack mehoff — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:47:15 +0000

I veal your pain.

By: ohno

ohno — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:26:14 +0000

“In short, Obama and his disciples only demand one kind of transcendence from all Americans. We must, as Obama likes to say, unite as one people, one nation, one American family and transcend all of our misgivings about Barack Obama. Then, and only then, will The One fulfill his wife’s pledge and fix our broken souls. Only a racist could possibly disagree.”