Comments on: And Mary and Joseph rode their dinosaurs…

By: MacFeegle

MacFeegle — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 02:02:22 +0000

I was going for the average between 2008 and 2010, seeing as how this thread has been necroposted and spambotted already.

Jeez, you’d think they’d leave the poor dead thing alone already…

By: DevAd

DevAd — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 07:31:39 +0000

Three year old*

By: MacFeegle

MacFeegle — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 07:02:52 +0000

How about conservatrolls that necropost two year old pics that weren’t particularly funny to begin with? They go to heaven, right?

Makes me quite, quite happy I’m going to hell. I’d rather burn in eternal fires, putting up with Liberals, than spend a week in the presence of you and any god that’d actually welcome you.

By: norm blankenship

norm blankenship — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 04:32:39 +0000

makes me glad there is a hell for haters to burn in.
Liberals are pure evil.

By: Lifecolor

Lifecolor — Sat, 27 Nov 2010 23:13:06 +0000

Her intelligence baffles me….
This LOL offers a bit of an explanation:
http://cheezburger.com/View/4142067712

By: no1askedme

no1askedme — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 21:34:56 +0000

Thank you for pointing that out for all the idiots, unfortunately i believe they lack the mental capacity to understand a word can have two meanings.

By: sara

sara — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 06:38:17 +0000

good info

By: Kai

Kai — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 06:29:20 +0000

“I believe God is capable of anything because he is GOD”

Here’s a riddle for you then.

If God can do anything, can he create a rock he cannot lift?

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:38:18 +0000

Just looking at that picture… She looks like William ‘Gil Grissom’ Peterson in ‘Charlie’s Aunt’.

Not a political comment, just one of those ‘My god, she looks just like…’ moments

By: chrissy

chrissy — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:19:06 +0000

you are just chock full of WIN

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 08:44:34 +0000

1) you don’t understand the word ‘theory’ when applied to science – to dumb it down it means ‘tested model that supports most observed phenomena’
2) Evolution is a very good model for what we see in adaptive behaviour and development of organisms, the mathematical underpinning of the model having applications as diverse as breeding cows with specific traits, quickly, and making the internet work very fast, with resilience so you can spout your boiled crap about theories…

By: youranidiot

youranidiot — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 08:29:30 +0000

Gravity is a theory too, is it a religion as well?

By: not you

not you — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 20:20:09 +0000

Evolution is not science. The big bang is a “theory”, and therefor it takes
faith to believe it, making it a religion and and religion taught in schools.

By: MedKid

MedKid — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 15:16:00 +0000

Then I guess I am an incurable Satanist and that I shall rot in hell for as long as I live. I guess that’s what comes of having a best friend who’s told you since 1st grade she’s the Devil and she’s taking you to hell with her later. Oh, and that I am the goddess of revenge. Hee hee.

By: Frank

Frank — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:40:34 +0000

This is pretty funny. But the lighting DOES make her look pretty old…

By: itakepix

itakepix — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 16:00:10 +0000

Well done you.

But for Evolution to work (if we are talking by natural selection) it’s intrinsic links with DNA also have to work.

Since I don’t think man will ever be able to claim discovery of the creation of DNA (or the evolutionary process by natural selection that lead to the creation of DNA) we are stuck.

You cannot hold God in the palm of your hand.

By: itakepix

itakepix — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:49:37 +0000

Saint Anne? St. Mary who?
Sounds distinctly Catholic to me. Have you been hiding throughout the last 50 years?

DYOR

By: itakepix

itakepix — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:43:18 +0000

Retard as in Tard/Tardy means late, originating from the french, Tard.

Maybe you should have looked on Wiki? or used a Dictionary?

Biblical – refers to the bible
Literalism – adherence to the exact letter or literal sense
Retarded – Occuring or developiong later than desired or expected, delayed, often offensive: affected with mental retardation.

Try this one:
Sarcasm – harsh or bitter derision or irony, a sharply ironical taunt, sneering or cutting remark

Served…?

By: itakepix

itakepix — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:34:29 +0000

One should look up the Jewish Calendar and see how it falls on the Lunar/Solar/Planetary signs perfectly.

It was only when the Gregorian Calendar, which we all follow these days, came about that confusion was seen and conformity lost.

The universe has a pulse.

Science is great, I love it, but it lacks the answers to the ‘Why’ questions in places that really should be answered for any theory to be taken as far as it has.

By: itakepix

itakepix — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:27:57 +0000

But Christians will find it offensive because of how they feel about Jesus.

By: itakepix

itakepix — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:27:04 +0000

Was it edited? Please educate us all..
What were these purposes that they edited for then?? Do you know anything about life on earth 3 or 4 thousand years ago?

By: itakepix

itakepix — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:25:07 +0000

Marshy, I urge you to do your research.

The whole old testament points to Jesus, it is not just there for the 10 commandments.

Observe the Jews fervour for keeping their Lords command. If you are happy to use the world ‘probably’ then it shows your lack of knowledge in the area. The scribes went through rigorous routines when they wrote the Word of God, in fact, if they wrote his name, they would go and wash afterwards… EVERYTIME!

The dinosaurs in Bible are not expanded upon, God created all things, and there was a laviathan in a River, plus a monster of the deep… Where anyone has managed to glean the information about anything further, baffles me.

By: itakepix

itakepix — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:19:13 +0000

a few points.
I believe in God
I believe God is capable of anything because he is GOD
I believe God exists outside of Time however he can be in it too
I believe God created the world
I believe God created Man/Woman (from Man)

Given that, do you think God would be capable of protecting his Word?

Why is it that a manuscript/scroll can be compared (that is one that is say 3000 years old) to a modern day translation and no mistakes are found?

I don’t think the God you hold in your hand is capable, but the one I hold in my heart is, He is capable of protecting His message about Jesus for eternity.

You either believe it and believe that Jesus is your saviour, or you don’t, to which you don’t fall under the Christian category.

I apologise if you don’t like that, I suggest you do some research.

To the rest of you, before you offer me a spuing mass of reasons why God doesn’t exist, I am not interested in hearing it, I’ve done enough research for myself to feel that our modern idea of who we are and what we are here for, leaves to many unanswered questions.

By: itakepix

itakepix — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:10:22 +0000

Have you actually studied the Bible? Or do you hold God in the palm of your own hand?

By: david still

david still — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:53:15 +0000

Religious nutters believe that having a baby if you are a teen is ok so long as you do not get pregnant and get an abortion. Drop out of school.Not god but the taxpayers will take care of you and you can then belittle the non-believers.

By: George MacDuff

George MacDuff — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:02:16 +0000

actually I looked it up and bible literalist means retarded HAHALAWLSERVED

By: hahaha

hahaha — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 02:43:07 +0000

you forgot the part where Jesus hides the dinosaur bones to trick no believers into comeing up with evolution. lol, she proly believes this

By: Matty

Matty — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 23:01:54 +0000

Yes, Phaelin, God is cool like that. The question is, why would God create the earth with the appearance of being millions/billions of years old? Just to confuse us? Just to give us things to fight about? The Lord God gave us our brains and expects us to use them.

sheesh….

By: Rez

Rez — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:01:45 +0000

In almost every passage in the Bible about women it is implied. One does not see ANY passages where women are elevated to the same status as men. And let us recall that in the Bible it is written that Eve was created merely as a companion for Adam. Hmm, is it possible that male influences of that time period affected that?
And if you say that women are not equal to men, I will hunt you down and punch your lights out.

By: Captain Weiner

Captain Weiner — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:21:14 +0000

ZOMG! ANOTHER WIN!!!

By: Captain Weiner

Captain Weiner — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:19:08 +0000

WIN!!!!!

By: Tin

Tin — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 02:36:54 +0000

Actually, not quite true. I’ve found that lesbianism works quite
well in that I can have sex, yet absolutely not get pregnant.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 01:03:53 +0000

Im not really worried about Leland. I think he’s got a little bit of
of sand in his vag and unfortunately, wants to take it out on me
for pointing it out in an earlier thread.

And to Leland: You’re on a satire site, people are going to be
making remarks that you wont find funny, get over it. You can
either grow a pair (ovaries or balls, your choice) or you can GTFO
And I would appreciate if you wouldnt speak again until you can
grow up and join us adults in our appreciation of what is humor.
You may not like it, but we love it.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:38:58 +0000

You see? Being an evil overlord has its perks! Curvacious brides!
….. And cheezeburgers.

By: mscr

mscr — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 23:49:12 +0000

Lol, mary and joseph could never afford a dinosaur silly, otherwise they could stay in the hotel and play in those cool spa baths they have there

By: lollollllloololololoo

lollollllloololololoo — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 22:09:25 +0000

Massive lulz indeed.

By: Pamela

Pamela — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 18:42:46 +0000

True and most Christians are not creationists. I think getting people to focus on myth is a way of averting the real issues. I think some of these political people play to peoples beliefs (mythos) instead of having people focus on why their health insurance is going away and jobs are being sent oversees. America is turning in a big ghetto and are too busy trying to justify what manger Jesus was born in and how many species walked the earth at that time. Good grief!

By: Pamela

Pamela — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 18:37:15 +0000

Well said! Yes I have to constantly tell people the same. A theory in science does not mean a guess, that is: hypothesis. To even be called a theory means it has a library full of supporting data. If these people think theory means a “guess” they should not take antibiotics, the study of germs is called “Germ Theory”.

By: Pamela

Pamela — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 18:33:46 +0000

(creationISM & Young Earth CreationISM – note: creation is different than creationISM, most Christians globally are NOT creationISTS. CreationISM today is confined primarly to the southern States of the US and to only a couple of ‘denominations’). Christian scholar Saint Augustine in “The Literal Meaning of Genesis (De Genesi ad litteram libri duodecim)” written centuries ago: “Usually, even a non-Christian knows something about the earth, the heavens, and the other elements of this world, about the motion and orbit of the stars and even their size and relative positions, about the predictable eclipses of the sun and moon, the cycles of the years and the seasons, about the kinds of animals, shrubs, stones, and so forth, and this knowledge he hold to as being certain from reason and experience. Now, it is a disgraceful and dangerous thing for an infidel to hear a Christian, presumably giving the meaning of Holy Scripture, talking nonsense on these topics; and we should take all means to prevent such an embarrassing situation, in which people show up vast ignorance in a Christian and laugh it to scorn. The shame is not so much that an ignorant individual is derided, but that people outside the household of faith think our sacred writers held such opinions, and, to the great loss of those for whose salvation we toil, the writers of our Scripture are criticized and rejected as unlearned men. If they find a Christian mistaken in a field which they themselves know well and hear him maintaining his foolish opinions about our books, how are they going to believe those books in matters concerning the resurrection of the dead, the hope of eternal life, and the kingdom of heaven, when they think their pages are full of falsehoods and on facts which they themselves have learnt from experience and the light of reason? Reckless and incompetent expounders of Holy Scripture bring untold trouble and sorrow on their wiser brethren when they are caught in one of their mischievous false opinions and are taken to task by those who are not bound by the authority of our sacred books. For then, to defend their utterly foolish and obviously untrue statements, they will try to call upon Holy Scripture for proof and even recite from memory many passages which they think support their position, although they understand neither what they say nor the things about which they make assertion.”

By: Pamela

Pamela — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 18:28:17 +0000

Yep, that is the definition of creationISM: a redefining or discarding of verifiable science if it conflicts with a Bible Story. She actually believes Dinos walked at the same time as man and that the world is just 6,000 years old. LOL!! She wants her beliefs taught not as theology but as SCIENCE. Can you say: SCARY! I think she alone has helped Obama into the white house. Thanks Sarah!

By: Marshy

Marshy — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 22:19:07 +0000

Ah, I agree! I’m a Christian Obama supporter, and a supporter of gay rights too. I think this is hilarious! The bible likely uses a ton of metaphors. It’s pretty ridiculous to take it literally word for word anyway. I thought the only part of the old testament we listen to is the ten commandments… Plus, the bible is supposed to be the word of God that he told man to write, but the guys writing it probably made a lot of stuff to suit their own social stigma, like the whole “women are inferior” thing.

Although, it would be cool if dinosuars and humans existed at the same time… It would be totally kick-ass to ride a dinosaur.

By: joe-m

joe-m — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 21:34:31 +0000

This lol is SO spot on. Sarah Palin is completely crazy! She doesn’t even believe climate change is man-made! Even George Bush now believes climate change is man-made!

Plus, Palin is such a hypocrite! She’s a keen hunter, yet she claims to be Pro-Life? WTF?

I wholeheartedly agree with this lol (as stupid as that may sound).

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 18:55:32 +0000

Vapid attempt at ‘Homespun wisdom’… sort of a saccharine reacted Norman Rockwell-Grandpa Walton-It’s A Wonderful Life style bullshit that Americans seem to lap up…

By: woadgrrl

woadgrrl — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 18:14:27 +0000

Do you call her Mom?

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 16:52:47 +0000

LOGIC LEAGUE TO THE RESCUE!!!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 16:49:39 +0000

I know sexy when I read it!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 16:45:14 +0000

Can I just say how much I love the phrase “Jesus brought the good stuff to the party”?

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 16:41:59 +0000

I’m SO glad to hear there are guys at there that like the curvy. And here I was having massive hate for my figure everytime one of my small breasted friends buys a cute bra. For the record, double D’s usually only come in beige white and pink, if you’re lucky, and they have nice wide granny straps. *grumbles*

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 16:31:05 +0000

Since I know your mother and she’s verbally b-slapped me for dropping the f bomb before, I’d have to say I’d agree.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 16:28:45 +0000

This reminds me of when I too was young and had the burden of knowing more than everyone around me. How do you stand going through each and every day knowing how much smarter you are than EVERYONE around you. This must be what Cassandra felt when no one in Troy would believe her prophecies. Don’t worry, one day you just might grow up and realize what an insufferable ass you sound like. BTW, I must say I LOVE the phrase “happily married, to a man I know I’ll never divorce.” With the latest virus on my computer that I had to have sent out to be fixed, I needed the laugh, thanks.