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The RNC can kiss my chubby white butt if they think they’re getting this tiara back after the election.
(Sarah Palin, Piper Palin)
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piper palin picked a pair of peculiar parents . . .
Wow, a first comment that didn’t say first, and is actually clever!
I think the world is going to explode.
AAAAHHHHH!!!
Hey thank you cj.
Truth is, i just want to snag that kid and save her. She’s great.
Uh oh, three guys with shiny black shoes just stormed into my office . . .
the caption is hilarious because of her expression – however i take issue with calling her chubby. she’s a little kid. i’m not trying to start a rant on body issues or anything, but if we’re calling her chubby it’s not helping the fact that we’ve got so many anorexic and bulimic girls who are only a handful of years older than her.
personally, i think she is just about right sizewise… kids her age need a little extra meat on their bones because they’re growing so much.
but whatever… not trying to start a flame war.
I agree. Until you’re a teen, a little extra fat is ok as long as we’re not talking about obesity. THen there’s my daughter, who, at 5 months old, has square feet because she’s so chubby
It’s not obesity, just a really high fat content in her milk.
thanks! i don’t comment much but if i did i’m sure about 2/3 of them would be after your comments saying “i totally agree”.
i’m in line with you and eddie on most things just way too lazy to look up the facts and then discuss with seth/jelly/etc myself. EP is a disgrace.
Aw, I have a following!
And ditto about EP. Oh, have you stalked ema at all? She’s completely sensible about everything as well, and the woman knows how to form an argument!
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As far as doing the research, I respect Seth, minerva, jellybeans, and the others for forcing people like eddie, ema, and me to actually get out there and prove it instead of just dismissing us outright. At least they listen to a certain degree, although jellybeans has been a little bitter lately. And then there’s DWM, who is wang-tastic
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Charlie, Max *smooches*
Hey thanks! That’s a nice complement and I must say I feel the same about you.
oooh, i agree with you too! i like you “normal, well thought out, could be a totally normal person in real life” conservatives! some of the liberals are good for laughs (because they’re funny not because they’re in the same boat as EP – in which case we should put them out of our misery and just shoot them).
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and i prefer not to be called a stalker… i’m a serial follower
Captain Crunch’s restraining order came through. You’ve been warned.
in bed
YUCK, I just creeped myself out!
Awwwwright…
*grumbles* What am I? Chopped liver?
Very sexy and smart chopped liver to me, love.
Thanks! You’re the sweetest person here!
I am only as sweet as the person I am talking to, love.
i actually really appreciate almost everything you say. different side of the aisle but i feel you’re more level headed than seth and jelly who tend to fly off the handle from time to time.
Thanks! I deal with disgruntled teenagers who are pissed they are in a remedial reading class and refuse to do the work necessary to improve their reading so they can get out of said class so I just can’t get to worked up about things that annoy me or I’d never get anything done!
Ooooh, definitely would instill patience in ya.
yet i know the thought of setting a bomb in the classroom and calling off one day just to rid them all of the gene pool has crossed your mind at least once.
*giggles* teehee… What? No, ummm, never.
i literally LOLed.
DWN that slightly veiled restraining order threat above was a sarcastic joke where i didn’t get the sarcasm…. right? right? :-/
Twas a pun to you saying Serial. Like Cereal…
Sorry, was just being a prat.
i get it now……. *sits in corner wearing dunce cap*
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must be my halloween costume dumbing me down today.
You’re forgiven.
You’re one of my favorites, but I was never completely sure of your political affiliation, hehe. I love you too!
In bed… With a camera feed to my computer.
Personally I feel we should form the Logic Party. Our main platform will be common sense with resonable discourse. Our secondary platform will be jokes about DWM’s wang.
Hmmm, I want to laugh but my near tinfoil level of paranoia makes me wonder if I should feel embarassed…
Don’t worry, we’ll make sure the jokes are flattering.
O_o… I see. I will just have to trust you.
No worries. You’re in safe *ahem* hands.
Kinky.
What part of him do you plan to be flattering, and how much will it hurt him?
It only hurts if you ask for it. Even then I charge extra.
Then there is the part where I do the hurting since I am not a sub.
Well, that’s why you have to ask for it, and why I charge extra. I’m not really the domanatrix type…
Snap!
Don’t worry eddie, I still love you!
YAY! Not only am I a tribute, but loved as well. Life at this point is perfectly balanced (but not always fair.. hehe)
Does this tiara make me look fat?
I agree that pre-schoolers and younger should have a little extra meat,
and that little girls shouldn’t be expected to be skinny if it isn’t in their genetics,
but by Kindergaren, they shouldn’t be chubby.
It sets them up to be chubby/fat kids, which leads to all sorts of issues,
including childhood type II diabetes, which is on the rise.
So…. how exactly did you arrive at kindergarten as the magical age children should be forced into diets to lose weight? Kids go through so many growth and hormonal changes that if a child is simply chubby (and there IS a difference between chubby and grossly obese) there is NO WAY you can say that a chubby kid in third or fourth grade is going to automatically have diabetes. As if being a little chubby is the worse sin in the world in this image obsessed culture. If you are so concerned about childhood diabetes why don’t you look at what we’re feeding our kids, not just how much they weigh in pounds. The skinny kid who eats nothing but McDonalds and the fried crap they serve in school lunches is just as at risk for diabetes.
Ya by dieting early it can throw off your entire metabolism… Not pretty.
*proof positive*
*clap**clap*
thanks!
Although each child needs to be assessed on their own conditions, BMI tables suggest that children should be reletively light compared to their height when about River’s age. Image under name may help.
Also an interesting note; more than 50% of parents with overweight children thought their children were in the ‘healthy’ range. Roughly 40% of parents with underweight children thought the same thing.
I have absolutely no idea why I called her River. And I have almentioned this below.
My main concern is that I feel (again, this is personal opinion here) that we as a society, and I include doctors, pay more attention the the actual weight and not enough of what we are putting into our bodies. I know that my cousins are considered healthy by their doctors, but I know for a fact that they eat nothing but McDonalds and fried preprocessed foods and that their mother, aunt, and grandmother ALL have diabetes. I’ll also mention school lunches again. There has been this big push in education lately about the snacks and birthday treats we have in the classroom and how we shouldn’t hand out candy to kids and parents shouldn’t bring in food to celebrate parties but at the same time have you ever seen what is acceptable for school lunches? I worked at a school once where they served a giant pretzel as the main dish. A PRETZEL! I asked someone where the protein in the meal was and they told me it was in the cheese dipping sauce. Another day lunch was “texas toast”. A ginormous piece of bread dripping in cheese. So while schools are saying we need to provide celery sticks for parties they’re turning a blind eye to the horrible lunches they serve to the kids every day.
Unfortunately, healthier meals cost more money and school lunches are by and large crap. I hope to be able to pack lunches for my kiddies, or at the very least a baggie of fruits and veg.
I have absolutely no idea why I called her River.
Ahhh, got in just as I’d asked that.
Its weird, the only person I know called River is from a TV show I haven’t seen in ages, and none of the other names are in common with people from that show.
Who is River?
i don’t buy into the whole BMI and weight charts. according to them, i’m morbidly obese. according to my doctor, i could stand to lose about 5-10 lbs. i’m 5’1″ and i wear a size 4 (in most things, a 2 in some, as far up as an 8 in others)… under no conditions do i find that morbidly obese. in fact, if i were the weight that the charts and BMI indicate that i should be, i’d be sickly thin and probably look like allegra versace (who is know to have *major* issues with food).
if you’re using those same charts and BMI comparisons on a child – they’re going to be very flawed.
Yeah, those charts never worked for me, either. I was always in the 99th percentile for those charts, due to being, well, a viking. When you are growing up to become a 6 foot tall, strong-boned female, weight charts and clothing sizes are just a joke. And no, I’m not delusional, I’m an aging athlete.
um…
http://www.healthline.com/sw/wl-how-to-help-your-kids-avoid-type-2-diabetes
No one said sin- we want healthy kids.
And no one said diet.
Replacing that 4th cookie with an apple is a start, though.
You’d be amazed at how avoiding fast food as often as possible can help.
Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that you are not fit?
Yeah, I’m with you, that kid isn’t chubby, she’s cute!
She’s a doll. Too bad her mother is such a useless dimwit.
Oh for gods’ sake. Almost all kids are chubby, and it’s not implying they are fat or obese – just that they are kids!
Are we going to have to stop calling babies chubby now? Just in case we hurt their self-esteem as well?
(Sorry. That was possibly more of a rant than I meant it to be).
Personally, when I say chubby about any kid under 6 I mean it as cute and baby chub, a normal part of growing up. But I know what you mean
THAT GIRL IS OBESE BEYOND BELIEF! SHE’S HUGE! AND I BET HER BIG ‘OL BEEFY BUBBLE BUTT IS BOUNCING UP AND DOWN IN THIS BIG! HER BIG, OBESE, FAT FILLED BUTT BALLOONS ARE HUGE!
Was Piper the same one who was flipping off another kid while on stage? Win!
That was proven to be a ‘shop. But she does seem like the type of child who gets her her way or YOU WILL PAY
Was it? Oh damn, it was so cute too. Piper for mini-pres!
I can see Piper beating up small children in back alleys. And being fabulous while doing it. She’s adorable!
Yeah she was, but that pic was photshopped… She’s too cute for her parents.
That’s because she’s a rental.
How much?
Look out, the guys with shiny black shoes will be carting you off for that one. ;D
Liberal Child Hate Fest in 3..2..1..
Conservative trolling sock fest in…oh hai you’re already here.
Liberals don’t hate children, only morons. How do you put on shoes when you only have two right socks?
My socks are independents.
*golf clap* You win an internet.
What, exactly, is the sock issue about?
Is it people who have 2 names?
There is no required login here, so it’s easy to post a comment with one name and then pretend to be someone else and post a comment with another name. My favorite sock story is on another forum when poster X created poster Y, had poster Y attack poster X, and then gained sympathy from the community as poster X. Psychologists would have had a field day.
How odd….
Maybe I’ll try that. I’ll pretend to be German……Or Dutch……Or a Male……Or……..hmmm….
Or you can pretend to be me.
Why would I do that when I could pretend to be Angela Merkel?
Is Sarkozy here?
Oui.
God’s on this site?
CONSERVATIVES WIN
Naw, Merkel’s centrist…. and fabulous!
Could you tell who I was?
Funny how even the (sane and resonable) conservatives on this site think this is a cute picture. And then there’s you…
Where’s the pics making fun of Obama’s kids ?
And I was absolutely right about Obama going to Hawaii- absolutely no mention of his grandmother, but as he left, the Governor of Hawaii ordered his birth records SEALEd to prevent anyone from ever looking at them.
Hah !
Srsly Megabob, please let the nice folks at the sanitorium give you your pills again. This isn’t a picture making fun of Piper, no one but the extreme crazy think that. Honestly, I have a picture of my cousin at about that age that I could caption the same way, and if it was in the scrapbook no one in my family would think I was making fun of her, they’d think it was cute. That’s because we don’t live in paranoia land like you do. The only issue anyone has had with this was the word chubby, which we’ve already discussed. Get over yourself already.
I still say chubby isn’t an insult cuz kids that age need a bit of chub on them. Tis cute as hell.
I’m actually not a fan of the super skinny in adults either, and I’ve never gone for the body builder types. Give me a guy with a bit of pudge to him any day of the week!
Shall I present myself with or without bow?
I DO love presents…
That’s a good enough answer for me. Just be on the lookout December 25th!
Is this a new incarnation, or an old recycled one?
I think it’s *fairly* new, only a couple of threads.
Should I be flattered then, it sort of sounds like mine?!?!? LOL
Paranoid much ? Half the country doesn’t like Obama and disagrees with you- get over yourself. Just because more than one person disagrees with you, they’re obviously the same person ? No no- you’re thinking of ACORN where one person ( or non-person) gets to vote many times. I’m not EP, Admiral StJohn, Megabob or any others. I’m real. Get some psychiatric help-really.
Unconvincing. Everybody knows who you are. Also, we have explained many times the difference between voter fraud and voter registration fraud. Donald Duck will not be voting. Acorn labeled all the ones they thought were bad, and turned them all in because they are required to do so by law. They flagged the bad ones as a courtesy.
“Half the country doesn’t like Obama and disagrees with you”
I believe, come Tuesday, you will find you are mistaken.
I’ve been wrong before, though.
No one is suggesting that EP or Admiral St.John is anyone other then who they are. We can be pretty sure about this for a number of reasons. The primary reason is that they have been posting pretty consistantly and their knowledge of past threads is what one would expect they would have given the amount of time they’ve been regulars. Meaning (for your small brain) that they aren’t suddenly able to identify and troll regulars when they’ve only been posting for a couple of threads. Also, one looks at writing style and grammatical abilities, not just political leanings when trying to determine if someone is posting as someone else. Like I said, I’m not 100% sure you’re megabob. You ARE somebody, however, and my money is on megabob because you share the same writing style and one quirk in particular that you haven’t been able to spot yet. Whether you are or not, you’re pretty much a troll with no ability to form reasonable or rational arguments therefore you are open to mockery on all sides.
I checked, and you’re right! Don’t find anything about his grand though.
You have proof then, like a link to real news? As I said below, It’s irrellevant, but I was curious if you had anything besides a blog.
Worldnewsdaily has the best story so far…
Yeah, I love when they write about batboy. I can’t wait to hear more about his brave life living as a man/bat in a society that doesn’t accept differences.
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See, the way this works is that if you make a claim the burden of proof is on you so you actually have to link the story into your name. The place to put the website is the last box under your email address when you post a comment.
I saw an ad in one of those magazines for a marshmallow tree. Who wouldn’t want one of those?
So look it up yourselves.
His mother was American. If one of your parents is American, you are a natural born citizen. You don’t have to be native born, just natural born to be president. This is an irrelevant issue, and just more distraction tactics because you can’t discuss real issues.
That kid gives me hope for the future. She looks like she has the right attitude about getting dragged out as a prop.
I don’t know if I’d call her a prop…
It looks more like a “meet the family” moment rather than just dragging her out to show off.
Trig was definitely a prop at the RNC. All those shots of Cindy holding the baby when she’d barely just met the woman??
I don’t know, my gf would hold any baby she comes within eyesight of if she could. Some ladies just like holding babies.
It doesn’t bode well for me though…
Yeah, I kinda agree with cobrajoe on this one (a first!). I’ll happily hold any baby, I don’t care if I’ve known the family two minutes or two years! On the other hand, Cindy doesn’t strike me as that type, but I don’t know her so I can’t say.
Yes, but if that were the case, she wouldn’t have needed so many camera shots of her doing it. All I’m saying. Like you said, Cindy doesn’t strike one as the warm and cuddly, hug babies type.
Yeah, you’re right there.
Not anymore than the Obama kids were a prop on the Access Hollywood interview. Or at the DNC, I seem to remember seeing them there.
Or Palin admitting at a GOP fundraiser she would use Piper – as a human shield – to try and keep Flyers’ fans from booing her. Didn’t works so well.
I can imagine it didn’t, flyers fans are crazy. Hell, all philadelphia sports fans are crazy. I try to go into hiding every time one of our teams wins or loses something big. Now the world series, ugh.
Sorry, a bit off topic.
Each of those kids worth over $3,200 in Alaskan socialist oil profit redistribution last year.
I’m just sayin’.
Kind of nice that the people are actually getting the money instead of the government getting it and saying they will decide what to do with it. Which is usually line their own pockets…
It is nice, isn’t it? But then, you have to admit that it’s the exact same thing Hugo Chavez did… Haha, you like Hugo Chavez, you commie.
Yes, but it is on the state level! This I can go for…
Besides if it goes directly to the people, who can now afford their heating bills, instead of into government coffers where they may snip a little off here and a little off there it’s much more efficient. And you were the one that pointed out this possibility to me!! I like it! (I guess it’s commie with a little “c”)
Venezuela is only as large as one of our medium large states, so what’s the difference?
UM, doesn’t the federal government also send taxes federal dollars to Alaska that were paid by, um, other states? Yes/ no? And doesn’t giving Alaska tax payers oil money kinda like spreading the wealth around? But ONLY is Alaska?
Alaskans pay income taxes like everyone else, so they get money from feds like other states, sure. The oil money is kind of like a profit sharing thing I would say, from the oil that is taken form their state. Like a corporation might do with it’s employees. Also, I’m sure the feds get a cut of the oil profits from Alaska drilling.
I see it as more of a “rental fee” for drilling the land up there. I’m sure someone gets to use the money that the oil companies spend on using the land, and I’m glad to see the people get it.
Alaska receives $1.87 in Federal funding for every dollar paid in Federal taxes. This is according to the non-profit Tax Foundation (taxfoundation.org). Click my name for the report that shows how, on average, Republican states steal money from Democratic states. Funny how Republicans love to yell about fiscal responsibility and not taking government handouts, but they are the first to line up at the trough. Without us liberals supporting you guys, your states would all be bankrupt. Not that I mind, share the wealth is my motto, just don’t be hypocrites about it.
OOs, wrong link. Try this one.
Interesting link. Though you could make the argument that the states using the least amount of federal money are the ones with the largest populations.
This makes more sense to me, the states with the larger populations can gather more taxes from the people in the state, and gather more taxes from visitors outside the state (tourism). Granted, the states with larger populations need more money to provide essential services (police, firemen, ambulances, roads, etc.).
Don’t forget, MS and AL were still recovering from hurricane Katrina at this time, therefore it makes perfect sense that their expenditures were higher.
All in all, I think there is much more involved in these stats than just party affiliations.
How do they decides to give Alaska almost two times what they pay in to the feds? Just curious here… I wonder if it has to do with the population, which isn’t an excuse I’m just wondering. And you know I would rather see a much lower tax rate and less federal payouts which would tend to lower this kind of inequality.
Yes, it does have to do with the population, and the fact that all states, no matter how small the population, get two senators. So the small states have more power than the big states, because there are more small states, and they gang up on the big states to pass legislation that favors them.
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But you are very astute, this IS actually a good argument for a smaller Fed, darn it!
lol! Also I was thinking that federal payouts should actually be for programs that benefit the nation as a whole, like infrastructure and military and that kind of thing, if they aren’t they should be. So, it’s not really only benefitting the state populations but everyone, theoretically. That way the amount *shouldn’t* really matter…
I would rather see something more up to date
Just wondering why the hell Todd (aka dippy dooda day) is pledging with his hand inside his jacket? Is he packing heat?
Pledging on a 357 mag. Nice.
I think it’s just that some people want their hand closer to their heart. He is not the first person that I’ve seen do this. I haven’t personally, but I also haven’t recited the pledge of allegiance whilst wearing a suit either.
Reminds me of Napoleon and his ulcers.
You’d be surprised, but it’s something a lot of people do when wearing suits/jackets.
That kid is my favorite. The “hand lick” during the Republican National Convention was the cutest damn thing I’ve ever seen.
Maybe she’s just pissed just she realized her name was Piper. (Though it’s not near as bad as Track or Trig.) I kind of like the name Bristol.
Eh, better Piper than Cessna. Although Gulfstream has some class to it…
Sounds like a person from Mississippi who likes Pee Showers…
“I guess, but we both want to have babies while it’s still cool. I already have all the names picked out. If it’s a girl, Bookcase or Sandstorm or maybe Hat, but that’s more of a boys name.” -30 Rock.
Piper by itself isn’t a bad name, neither is Bristol or Willow. When you put them all together you have half the cast of a WB drama.
And you’re not too far from Charmed, either.
Lol! Charmed meets buffy
That kid’s a-gonna get a beating!
Nah…she’ll be giving the beatings!
I think this is one of my new favorites. As for the chubby comment, she is supposed to be chubby. Tis called Baby Fat!!! She is adorable…
Kids are supposed to have some chub to them. Helps give their body something to metabolize when they start growing. But ya, I will stop there. I could rant forever about how women are beautiful.
..in bed
I love this one! You just know she’s not gonna part with the tiara!
…EVER!
I’ll give up the Tiara when mommy gives up the ‘vette…
Her expression is great with the caption. Good job.
Piper Palin for Pres ’28!
oops! Wait, she’ll be too young according to the Constitution if we still have one then.
So Piper Palin for Pres ’36!
Why? How old do you have to be?
35
Jings!
Hmmmm… Waiting 28 years, well by that time all the damage from the crap Obama will put us through should be halfway repaired; assuming we will still be allowed to vote.
Agreed. It’s a shame our government doesn’t have some sort of check… or even balance to keep people from running wild. Hell, I’d even settle for a document that details what powers the president has.
Seriously though, I respect other people’s political views no matter how angry they make me. But all these people going around convinced that it’s so obvious that Obama will run the country into ruin over the next four years is getting out of hand. I mean really, the Democrats have had Congress for a year or two now, right? (My information may be out of date because I’ve been out of the country.) Nothing absolutely terrible has happened with that yet.
They are trying to pin this economic ruin on the two years of Democratic control in the House, actually. Pelosi doesn’t help matters.
I think Tom is just afraid because the dems will have control of a filibuster proof congress and have executive and judicial control, and i agree with him to a certain extent. When one party has that much control it doesn’t matter what party it is bad things are sure to happen, but i personally think life would still go on no matter what happens on election day. Worst case scenario if the dems mess up they will lose their grip on congress in two years.
Why President when you can be Queen? (Assuming she still has the tiara…)
I think she comes across like a spoiled little fat brat.
You need to hang around a group of First Graders for a while… STFU until you have.
I think you come across like a crazy nutjob. She’s just a kid, for Christ’s sake. Get a life.
Spoiled, perhaps. Brat, sure. Little, obviously. Fat…. What the hell planet are you from? Sticktron?
California? Hey, if Scorpio can generalize, so can I.
Never been fond of California. Great weather but everybody I get on the phones for my job has a snotty attitude. Well almost everybody, I charm the hell out of some of them.
weak!
You tell ‘em Piper!!! Don’t ever let a person steal your tiara, it’s yours damn it!
That about sums up trickle-down theory.
This is kyoot!
Poor kid must have been an accident, ’cause giving a child a ridiculous name like “Piper” can only be the result of a broken rubber and some lingering resent. So much for abstinence, Palin.
HAHAHA