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McCain facepaint: a safer alternative to carving your opponents initials onto your cheek
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Safe and effective. This is what a McCain supporter -should- look like.
Yep. Branded such that normal folk will immediately know to shun them.
“Shun the non-believers! Shuuuuuuuuuunnnnnn!”
I liked mine better:
This is what happens when you pass out at parties.
LOL!!
Except she seems to be a true believer…….
Or rohypnolled to OZ…
I’d have said shroomin, but the same applies
Noted by the vacant look in the eyes…
Wait a second… Obama’s supposed to have the seekrit 1337 hypnosis power, gained from his real father Malcolm X!! Did Mc Cain steal his mojo hand?
SHIZ! Now we need to have an epic quest to retrieve it!
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Actually, I just realized how dirty that could be… XD
Not bad…not bad at all.
Those horrid republicans! Have they no shame?! Was it really necessary to hold this girl down and Tipp-Ex their candidate’s name onto her shapely cheek? The nerve of those people!
80 naiCcM? wtf does that mean and why’s it on your cheek?
it would be 80 niaCcM
nice try though
your c’s aren’t backwards. nice try though.
lol literalism is rampant on this site . . .
She’s cute.
Seconded. Very cute.
Thirded…
Fourthed
I disagree.
C-C-COMBO BREAKER !!!
*shakes head ruefully*
ROFL
Oh man, I love me some random cultural reference.
It makes the world go round, my friend
Maybe if she were smiling… I’m not really seeing it right now. Of course, I’m not much for the Jennifer Aniston look…
Meh. She strikes me as personification of average.
But then my own predilections tend toward the fill-in-the-blank-a-billy and death rock.
I likes ‘em skanky, scantily clothed and small enough for me to take ‘em in a fight (I am a tiny little dom after all).
Click my name for the party I DJed last Saturday.
You’ll probably find someone your type.
Last time I dated a girl who looked like this McCain supporter I was bored to tears. Absolutely no crazy-what-so-ever.
finally! a guy who can appreciate the crazy in us! can I write my address in all of your boxers? or better yet…carve your name on my face…wait….
O_O… How about we cuddle, have some sex, play video games, and have odd discussions instead?
Cute and intelligent!
So, pretty, oh so pretty… She’s vacant
yeah she’s cute, but not hot.
and McCain on her face pretty much ruins the cute-ness she had going for her… lol
“McCain on her face”
Eww. Just ewwwwwwwwww
Maybe if she waxed that lip…
I got some face paint for her. Snoogans.
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i concur
As do I.
Mental Note – White out is not a good alternative to face paint.
How do you know a blond has been using the computer?
There is white out on the screen.
How do you know it was two blonds?
Writing over the white out.
What, no obligatory “I’d hit it”? Or is it fear of being “converted”?
I find “hot” conservative girls to be average girls of any other stripe. For the life of me I can’t figure out why folks get all worked up over Palin. Even by Hot Librarian standards i find her pretty *shrug* meh.
I had a thing for her but it waned pretty hard. However, the basic look ya, her, not so much.
Being slightly older than god, it would be unseemly for me to make such a comment. However, in my youth, I ploughed much worse, sober, since it seemed a good idea at the time…
LOL
Don’t they mean candidate and not opponent?
??
Nah, there was some nut-job that tried to get attention by carving a B into her cheek. She then claimed it was an Obama supporter that did it. They caught her in her lie pretty quickly.
But don’t dare poke fun or condemn her for it because you’ll be accused of being a despicable person for not showing sympathy to a criminal who claims mental problems by those touchy-feely Conservatives who, of course, express a similar level of concern for the disproportionate number of black men with single digit mental ages sitting on death row.
Who’s not condeming her, she’s condemed. You won’t be happy until she’s taken out and shot.
easy there, tiger
Oh please, enough with the hyperbole. It was a horrible thing for her to do which increased racial tensions, could have led to an innocent man being accused of a sexual assault, wasted police time, wasted your money, cast doubt on the stories of people who have been real victims of crime and could stop people who’ve really been sexually assaulted or the victims of hate crimes from coming forward. Acting like she’s some kind of martyr because people dared to laugh at her stupidity is ridiculous, there are countless dumb criminal stories and TV shows where people of obviously low intelligence or with learning difficulties are mocked for failing at their crimes and you never see the right come to their defence, nor do you see them pleading for judicial leniency. But then again the people on America’s Dumbest Criminals aren’t usually white female Texan GOP volunteers.
. . . whose legal pricey fees are covered in a heartbeat.
oops, mixed order up the on one that.
Hey! no one said she is a martyr, I just said she is condemed didn’t I? What would you have me say?
Oh come on, I’m a liberal and even I pity her.
She’s cute and probably gullible enough to be a fun date.
on the upside, if she’s a mccain supporter you know that she’ll swallow anything.
and given the polls, she’ll go down fast.
^win
This thread is relevant to my interests.
She looks awfully young to be earning over quarter of a million dollars a year. Or does her money come from Daddy like other deserving rich people who deserve the tax cuts like Paris Hilton?
Its always so amsing to see man making comments about women they find attractive on the internet. As if it one would even date them in real life. LOL!
Sorry about the typos. I was laughing too hard.
Eh, I can find her cute and still be too picky to go out with her… Ever.
She looks like jail bait to me, but I may not be the best at guessing ages.
Probably is.
Even if they* would date me, my wife would ruin it by insisting on tagging along.
*women they find attractive on the internet
No where close to a haiku, which would be 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second and 5 in the last.
Not even a Tanaka.
Where is Dread Poet Jethro when we need him? He can throw down with the haiku better than anyone here.
Crazy McCain fan
Yeah, you with the mad face paint
I’d have sex with you
Haiku FAIL.
this is stupid and makes no sence.
I agree, it’s a bit impoverished – it has no cents.
But how can you say it stinks? It has no scents!