Comments on: See how her hair covers her USB port?

By: exhoicat

exhoicat — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 18:05:57 +0000

Maybe it’s not any kind of data port. Could be a socket for a droud…as in wireheading. Allows a mild electric currrent to directly stimulate the brain’s pleasure center. A 21st Century addiction. (“Invented” by Larry Niven.)

By: Jocasta

Jocasta — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 16:10:02 +0000

Verily, I doth lol’d.

By: Darnity

Darnity — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 00:23:58 +0000

Yeah, Hasselbeck is a programmed robot for sure….

But goddang if Palin doesn’t look hot in that pick….I want to bang her badly.

By: ShortBus

ShortBus — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:09:54 +0000

The cable company called. They said your TV will actually work if you tune into a station besides MSNBC.

By: Mike Boomshadow

Mike Boomshadow — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 18:23:52 +0000

‘Cause that doesn’t have U.S. in it.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 16:58:05 +0000

You have a fault scroll bar, get your mouse checked.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 16:41:24 +0000

You’re accepting fat?

Good! I have about 15 pounds I need to get rid of. Where should I send the delivery truck? Do you accept bulk rate shipping?

By: pdq

pdq — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 15:34:02 +0000

Must..wash..eyes…on inside… oh OGODOHGODOHGOD I CAN SEE IT!!! AAARRGGHH!! lolz

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 14:51:15 +0000

O_O!?

Never realized that I was this important or eddie was that scary.

By: Fail Funnies

Fail Funnies — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 12:36:54 +0000

I would just love to play with both of their usb ports ;>)

By: Stefan

Stefan — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 12:27:05 +0000

No.

By: i_tego_arcana_dei

i_tego_arcana_dei — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 11:12:44 +0000

Joy Behar used to crack me up when the show first started, but you’re right, she can kiss my pasty butt too, now. Anyone remember Lisa Ling? She was the reason I started watching the show. When I was in middle/high school, Lisa Ling was the one of hoasts of the “Channel One” news program they used to distribute to public schools. It was a really really cool program, and she was one of the best anchors/reports on there. She transitioned onto The View later and she was great there in the first few seasons before they started marketing the show more to the suck zone.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 10:10:03 +0000

But F-41-L is a subset of ID-10-T, you can’t have one without the other.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 10:07:41 +0000

lmao!!

By: OMG

OMG — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 09:22:04 +0000

i wonder if she has wifi. any good laptop has wifi

By: LifeAndCausality

LifeAndCausality — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 07:06:21 +0000

Hasselbeck is passionate, but that’s just not enough. She’s either insufficiently articulate or informed (or both) to do a good job of representing conservative views. If I were there, I would be wanting to shut her down too – not because she’s a conservative, but because she’s an incompetent conservative.

Sometimes I’m paranoid enough to wonder if that’s why they keep her there (to make conservatives look bad), instead of replacing her with an intelligent and thoughtful conservative woman.

By: Lolz

Lolz — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 05:28:22 +0000

LET. ME. FINISH.

By: Mike Boomshadow

Mike Boomshadow — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:44:32 +0000

Ah. You’re right…the designation I had is officially unofficial according to the standards boards.

Apparently I have a PEBCAK issue on this end.

By: Char

Char — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:10:57 +0000

Dear Elizabeth,
When BARBARA !@#$ING WALTERS tells you that you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about when you say you’re worried about Obama’s ‘terrorist friends’, take her word for it and shut your damn mouth.

By: n8

n8 — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:26:44 +0000

The really awesome ones have bluetooth!

By: n8

n8 — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:25:25 +0000

I’d welcome a Skwisgar or Murderface lol from the other angle. Somehow I don’t see Toki or Pickles getting in on the action.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:16:41 +0000

You could totally do that for either candidate, hehe. Loved it!

By: n8

n8 — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:11:27 +0000

In support of the Heavy Metal & Hot Chicks platform, I submit the lol linked under my name!

By: ck

ck — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:10:12 +0000

They got shoved aside for the rumored 3 movies and one prequel series?

By: Elliott

Elliott — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:07:26 +0000

I just watched Freaks on Halloween

By: Alcar

Alcar — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 02:46:05 +0000

Not really….

“The word TWAIN is from Rudyard Kipling’s “The Ballad of East and West” — “…and never the twain shall meet…” — reflecting the difficulty at the time of connecting scanners and personal computers.”

By: Alcar

Alcar — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 02:44:13 +0000

Gah, worst news I’ve heared today…

By: otaku

otaku — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 02:40:45 +0000

i didn’t know trophies had usb ports

By: n8

n8 — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 02:26:16 +0000

I heard she’s F-41-L compliant.

By: Trialia

Trialia — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 02:23:54 +0000

That’s what I was thinking. “Wait… Does she actually know what a USB port even is?”

By: Trialia

Trialia — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 02:23:11 +0000

I know. I WANT!!! And what happened to those rumoured webisodes this time around, I wonder…?

By: Buzzarella

Buzzarella — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 02:22:33 +0000

I think this comment would work much better if it were aimed at Stepford Wife Cindy McCain!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:59:54 +0000

LOL. My brother had to tell me what that was.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:59:10 +0000

Didn’t you know, Palin has the latest ID-10-T port installed..

By: n8

n8 — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:58:48 +0000

Well, they could do worse. The prolonged, anguished scream in the intro would qualify as truth-in-advertising!

By: n8

n8 — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:57:10 +0000

Also, PCMCIA = People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.

By: Mike Boomshadow

Mike Boomshadow — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:50:49 +0000

Actually, that wouldn’t be too much of a stretch. One of the most prominent scanner protocols, TWAIN, stands for “Technology Without An Interesting Name.”

By: Mike Boomshadow

Mike Boomshadow — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:49:59 +0000

She probably thinks it stands for “Ummmm…Something Brainy.”

By: Mike Boomshadow

Mike Boomshadow — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:47:47 +0000

Hey, she’s not a harlot! She…oh. Thought you were suggesting that as the main theme song.

By: Brat

Brat — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:21:41 +0000

I do not believe Palin knows what a USB port is!

By: Phaelin

Phaelin — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:02:32 +0000

Mmmmm, pasty…

By: ImmatureCommentWhacker

ImmatureCommentWhacker — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:02:06 +0000

Much better ! Carry on .

By: shinobi

shinobi — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 23:04:32 +0000

usb? why not eSata?

By: Tiger

Tiger — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 22:50:49 +0000

Sadly, yes. It was pretty much the only decent part of the show. Other than McCain getting boo’d at. (Oh, and the giraffes. That was awesome.)

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 22:48:46 +0000

I would never recomment The View to anyone, and my only exposure to it lately is watching Elizabeth get lampooned by ‘the other side’. I think they’re all shrill harpies who don’t give a crap as long as they can shout people down. Merideth Viera actually seemed like she wanted to listen here and there, but she’s gone now. Joy Behar can kiss my pasty butt

By: ck

ck — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 22:28:04 +0000

January 16th!!!

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 21:28:50 +0000

Shouldn’t it be

*point* SCREAM

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 21:28:45 +0000

When he gets another model 5 years down the road, it’s sure to have WiMAX.

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 21:28:14 +0000

It’s definitely Firewire 400.

By: i_tego_arcana_dei

i_tego_arcana_dei — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 21:27:56 +0000

OMG is it Feb yet? I want the season 4.5 already!!!