Hate to break it to you, but when Obama wins, I’m out of this shotgun wedding…
(Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin)
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Free Levi! Vote Obama!
Its not a shotgun, dear. Your mother has quite a few state troopers up her sleeve.
Firsty!
this is stupid
Not a shot gun … an “”assault rifle”" (air quotes a’la McCain)
Funny, seems like Bristol would be the one to bail . . .
Perhaps it will be a dead heat.
You know, they could be in love and be a good match and live happily together until they are old…
No, can’t be
There’s probable-possible and improbable-possible. All things considered, it’s unlikely. Not because they aren’t ‘in love’, but just because of the circus going on around them. It’s enough to sour Romeo & Juliet. Besides, I think he was lying when he said his ‘friends’ concocted that page declaring him not wanting kids.
Oh, I don’t know it could be true, peer pressure in teenagers is strong and he may have just gone along with what his friends wanted him to put on his myspace… He may really be happy.
She’s a lovely girl, probably sweet if she’s not TOO much like her mom, and the family’s pretty well off; he’s similar to the family politically and he probably doesn’t have a hell of a lot of prospects that would lead to a comfortable life. He might just stick with it.
Possible, but I wouldn’t put any bets on it.
Still, the correct thing to do is hope you’re right.
And perhaps monkeys will exit my rump too. Anything is theoretically possible….
Don’t forget,
VOTE For OBAMA on WEDNESDAY!
what about tuesday? i believe that is the date of the elections…
it was a joke to get ignorant democrats to not vote i am assuming
There is no such thing as an ignorant democrat.
All democrats are ignorant
Ignorant and stupid aren’t the same thing, contrary to what is most likrly your well-held belief.
I, for one, am a well-educated person who, if forced to chose, would identify more closely with Dems than Repubs (much more closely).
It’s impossible to know everything… hence, we’re all ignorant.
Democrats are just enlightened. (Ooops!! Did I steal -your- religious word that’s not really yours at all you just think it is?? You betcha’))
Ugh…
*likely
*choose
What’s she doing to his ear?
Putting a tracking tag on so when he tries to run away, Todd Palin can find him, trap him, and bring him back.
Lol. I can see that now.
I’m picturing Levi running through the Alaskan wilderness, while a helicopter zooms overhead…
I should write a script…
The night air clutched at him through his clothes as he ran through the forest with its dead limbs like claws beckoning to him. He had made a mistake, a bed to lay in and now he was supposed to lie in it. He refused and now had to run for his life, for his pain tolerance, for just about anything he could think of.
There was the whumpa sound of Hell having no fury like woman scorned, readying her rifle as the helicopter cleared the trees. It was bad luck or perhaps bad karma that his car had stalled on that lonely road but it wasn’t bad luck when he heard that shot fire. He knew she was a good shot so the miss was just to get him to run.
His legs were screaming their protest in acidic bursts in his thighs but he forced himself on. He had no choice and the Alaska air was just as eager to finish him off as the potential mother-in-law in the sky for her scorned offer. It had been an interest affair to say the least. A moment of passion with somebody hot and cuddly, a disgraced election, and now this… This disturbing pursuit like bad cinema.
He was starting to get stiff, realizing that his coat wasn’t enough with all the snow seeping through his pant legs, making him numb to the screams of his legs. He paused for a moment and then it happened. A report whipcracked the air like a furious animal tamer. He looked down and realized that flowing red was his vital fluids and the vision blurring was his own. There was no light at the end of this tunnel, just another report and his vision blackened.
The woman adjusted her glasses and sneered into her radio. “Pick at my location. Private collection, I’ll prep the body.” She snapped an order at the pilot who grimly held position until their prize collected.
Such is the price of a woman scorned.
*interesting affair… Typing fails.
It was a dark and stormy thread . . .
And the chief stood up and said…
“Now childrens…..”
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Oh wait, you said CHIEF, not CHEF. Sorry
lol
I smell an Oscar!
Hmmm… I wonder…
Cudos for the first. The sequel is hotly awaited!
. . .just hours before, our heroine gazed pensively across the
Alaskan moor, her slow, heaving bosom a dull mirror of the
menacing storm clouds above, when the sound of distant
thunder brought her misty gaze northward. The young buck
approached, apprehensively at first, but his pace quickened . . .
She pulled out her rifle and aimed…
and missed the damn caribou..
Ooooooooohhhhh, very suspensful!
I actually have an idea for a tie-in but we will see.
WTF???
FTW???
Call me Ishmael..
There are a lack of Melville lols…
That was hilarious!
he’s good at stuff like that ^_^
starring shia labouf?
Signs like Levi saying he never wanted kids? Signs like what? In spite of her pregnancy their actual relationship has been kept out of the spotlight, so how would we see any signs?
You just came up with the name for the new baby!
LOL omg..
I feel bad for the kid.. and for Bristol.
ABORT ABORT ABORT
Plucking a quarter from it.
Why does he need Obama to get out of a shotgun wedding? It’s unfortunate we can’t give the boy enough credit to make his own decisions. Leave it to the Democrats to assume that everyone relies on the government to do everything for them.
I don’t think that’s the assumption being made by the picture. The picture is suggesting that Levi doesn’t actually want to marry Bristol, and is only going along with it so as not to hurt the Palin campaign.
(I’d also like to use this opportunity to explain that my name is Lefty because I’m left-handed, and not because of any political leanings. <_< )
Don’t forget,
VOTE For OBAMA on WEDNESDAY!
It’s Friday
and you LOST,
idiot.
Yes, as a high school dropout, he has his free choice of marrying the daughter of the state governor and possibly the vice-president of the US and being set for life, or of seriously pissing off the state governor and possibly the vice-president of the US and spending the rest of his life mysteriously getting fired from low-wage jobs. Hmmm… tough choice.
He doesn’t need Obama to get out of the marriage, just to know how far he has to run to be safe – just the lower 48, or if it will have to be South America.
What’s the combined range of Gov. Palin’s official aircraft and her 30-30?
Or he could just run out of his backyard and over to Russia. (Yes, I know it’s old, but I just had to. )
“and being set for life” Like how Obama’s Haft-brother and aunt are set for life?…
There’s a difference between being related to someone who later becomes famous, and latching onto the coattails of someone already famous. The first is coincidence, the second is opportunism.
And opportunism gets you much greater rewards.
He got her pregnant be for she was picked as a running mate. And the point was being related to a politician(blood or Marriage) don’t mean your set for life…
No, not being related to a politician, being related to an influential Republican with ties to the oil industry means you are set for life.
Related to *a* politician, maybe not, but *this* politician, yes. I’m sure watching Troopergate unfold helped make it clear to Levi what his options were.
Hey, I’m a Dem and i vote against ALL Bristol/ other nom’s children involving LOLs. I think it’s kinda tacky and tasteless to pass assumptions about anybody from the nom’s fams to members of the opposite political party. You could make the argument that they are in the public spotlight and ripe for humor, but this one isn’t funny, just mean, plus they didn’t ASK to be in the spolight, thier parents have taken them there with them. If they stay together, I’ll be happy for them, if they break-up, I hope they find thier happiness and raise thier kid in a good atmosphere.
Please don’t accuse all Dems of one opinion , there are lot of us who find this disrespectful, and there are a lot of Reps who would do to same about a Dem’s family. We Dems are not all good, you Reps are not all good, but we are not all bad either, I know that not all Rep’s are bad.
I’m sorry, I love you tego, but I saw nom’s children and I couldn’t focus on your post because all I could think was, “nom, nom, nom”.
LMAO.
it’s ok Jane, i was rambling/dealing with work/stress. it really wasn’t all that important *HUGS*
Don’t forget to
VOTE For OBAMA on WEDNESDAY!
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Heh, all I could think was Sealab 2021
“Hi Debbie, just wanted to share something with you”
‘Well what do you have there?’
“Just a book…”
‘Whats the book called?’
“A Modest Proposal…”
‘Whats the book about?’
“……Eating Babies.”
same here lulz~!
Hey, I’m a Dem and i vote against ALL Bristol/ other nom’s children involving LOLs. I think it’s kinda tacky and tasteless to pass assumptions about anybody from the nom’s fams to members of the opposite political party. You could make the argument that they are in the public spotlight and ripe for humor, but this one isn’t funny, just mean, plus they didn’t ASK to be in the spolight, thier parents have taken them there with them. If they stay together, I’ll be happy for them, if they break-up, I hope they find thier happiness and raise thier kid in a good atmosphere.
Please don’t accuse all Dems of one opinion , there are lot of us who find this disrespectful, and there are a lot of Reps who would do to same about a Dem’s family. We Dems are not all good, you Reps are not all good, but we are not all bad either, I know that not all Rep’s are bad.
((hugs))
I look back on how clueless and screwed up I was at 17 and think, “My God, how much better would that have been with a planeload of papparazzi following me around and the nation analyzing and mocking my every move?”
Yeah. Leave them alone!
Over analyzation FAIL
It’s funny, get over it.
it’s not funny. i mean if it WAS funny maybe it wouldn’t tick me off. also the commenter sneaking ion the Dem smear like we are all heartless zombies pissed me off too.
*sigh* its my last day of work for the next 3 days, i’m tired and cranky, i think thats the main problem. forgive me.
also i totally single-post fialed too.
i also can’t speel FAILED.
ARG! VACATION! TOMORROW I HAS ONE!
*headdesk*
*comforts* It’s Monday, we understand.
thanks
Monday there.. Tuesday here.. where do I vote?
In an envelope.
oh man! Missed out again..
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(actually, I didn’t, but they don’t know that.. shhh)
Shhh, doll, it’ll all go away soon… and then we’ll have new horrors to face. But tonight, just ZzzzzzzzzZzZZZzzzzz…
I think the assumption is that if he tried to run, they’d hunt him down and put a masonry bit through the lad’s kneecaps then cut his bollocks off… or something equally ‘Deliverance’…
Adjusting his shock collar.
I have one of them… does it work on men?
First!
Don’t you mean “if” he wins ?
In before all of the “This site is Liberal-biased” comments! (Again, my name is Lefty because I’m left-handed and not a statement of my political leanings.)
Stop your whining, you stupid conservative brat. You just can’t handle the Jesus-like powers of Obama. <.<
Tasty, tasty Jesus.
It blinds me ! O.O
In bed…
Wouldn’t that be scares me? Oh wait, it could be blind.. sorry, I retract.
In bed…
… with a jello!
There’s always room for Jello
“Jesus-like powers of Obama”…
He’s a politician, not a god. and you should be careful of politicians that stylizes them self’s after a deity.
Lessee: sarcasm FAIL, spelling FAIL… oh dear, you’re over the limit for this thread.
I’m sorry oh lord of sarcasyness.. You obviously know all there is to know about the subject…
That sad, its klear that you habe no ydea hou to Spel…
And please stop sending me pic of you masturbating to the life size painting on your wall of joe bidden dressed in a leopard print thong, leather corset, high heels, and lipstick.
Are you on medication?
Clearly not… yet
LOL! That was going to be my next suggestion..
Don’t forget to
VOTE For OBAMA on WEDNESDAY November 5th, 2008
Get funny or GTFO.
The day after the election
he’s very funny.
I had lulz.
Oi… Shoot me before I have to endure any more of this crap and then have to watch EP do a drive by of idiocy.
lol
*headdesk*
EP still gnawing through those restraining straps?
i wonder if the kid will have the unfortunate destiny of being the person who is born of two higly cute people, doomed to a life of fugliness…..
i am one of those people. *sighs* its burden
*manly hug* It will be okay.
Cheer up or I will have to hump you for dominance until morale improves… And I’m crazy enough to do it.
would that be threat or promise?
screw it. just for fun: NAZIS
LOL, first… I hump *humps*
Now, present my wang…
*wangs gets up on stage, bows, spits, and then…*
Lollypop
Lollypop
Oh lolly lollypop
I’m a lollypop!!!
Ba dun dunn dunn
Oh baby in your mouth
And then go south
Lollypop
Lollypop
POP!!!
I didn’t know you were a virgin and your father a surgeon
So I go pop… in a much higher voice.
roflcopter!
*points to recent and above post* I am scared of Palin’s roflcopter…
in bed?
That would be a depressing place to hear a woman’s roflcopter…
Now Tego, don’t be the boy who cried Nazi…
DWN’s wang! Aaaaand fin!
Like he was actually going to marry her? Ha ha ha!
He said he was in the interview he gave, of course no one would ever believe him.
Ya.. You know exactly what someone you don’t know was going to do…
Sure. Just like you know aaaaallllll about Obama, Dems, liberals, etc. It’s just a natural gift some have apparently. That any and all of the ‘knowledge’ may be mere speculation most of us seem to understand.
The whole “I’m rubber, you’re glue” thing? Come on now, really.
I never sad I know what Obama is going to do and I don’t think any one knows exactly what he’s going to do. He has voted present a lot and he says different things to different people.
Maybe this time you’ll attacking the validity of my comment instead of looking for a misspelling…
Where am funny?
See above thread if pic doesnt do it for you. Am funniest things!
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Don’t forget to
VOTE For OBAMA on WEDNESDAY November 5th, 2008
He’s crying now.
Flaming Anus Lib Dem’s
This sentence no verb.
Seriously, what’s she doing to his ear?
Looks like she’s checking the alignment of his mandible into the condyle (the temporomandibular joint)
HA! So totally HA! Cuz you know it’s soooo true. He’s gonna dump her so fast he’s gonna leave tread marks.
Before I trundle off to bed (and then go to work, and then go vote) I wanted to say that however it turns out I’ve enjoyed debating with you guys. Love and hugs to ema, froofrou, minerva, guinny (guess that vet of hers really worked out) fillerbunny, jellybeans, bittervoter, eddie, Trainwreck, Kurt, DWN, tego, lolnathan, n8, herb, Phaelin, lowly grunt, musicmom, and anyone else I’ve debated with and forgot to mention. You guys rock and although it should go without saying on this site, don’t forget to vote tomorrow (if you haven’t already)!!!
Thanks for that Jane, it’s a pleasure for me as well! As for voting, it’s done, the die is cast, and may Dan Rather win!
OH!!! and Seth and PortlandMark (knew I was forgetting someone, sorry!)
Already done! (last week…) Love and hugs to you too and good luck at the polls, hope it’s not much of a wait for you.
Thanks Jane and everybody. I’ll probably have to see you on the flipside since I’m an election inspector in my state, and not sure if I’ll be too tired after my 16hour day!! Everybody vote, Have a good election day!
Talk about the fox being in charge of the hen house!
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Have fun, we’ll see on the other side..
Sok, my state requires bi-partisan election inspectors. I can keep watch on teh Republicans too! I did warn you guys I am a politics nerd though!
(Plus I’m too much of a patriot that believes in American democracy to screw up my integrity like that!)
Seeya! On the polls by 5:30am. ‘Twill be a gallons-of-caffeine day!
In CO, the head of election (I forget the actual title of office) is running for state senate. Apparently he sees no conflict of interest in being the person that tallies up the votes to see if he wins. *shrug*
min~ for breakfast: a half bagel with two slices of well-aligned bacon
That’s almost as disheartening as Gore having to read out Bush’s name more times than his own on the Senate floor.
Thank you, Jane! I love the talks we have as well! You are awesome! *hugs* Have fun at the elections tomorrow!
Us, forget to vote? I remembered so well I did it last Thursday! Always a pleasure ripping each others’ throats out, Jane! (Or double-teaming people – that’s always a blast.) I’m looking forward to some new ammo. Depending on how things go, a few of us regulars might slip out for awhile until the bloodbath calms down enough. Best of luck with making your voice heard! Here’s hoping you’re not waiting for hours – I hear there’s quite the voter surge this year. As always, it’s been a ton of fun slugging it out with some of you. Perhaps whoever makes it will please the majority of us in the end.
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Best of luck to the voters/inspectors tomorrow. Sleep well, Jane! I’m off to throttle some people!
Don’t forget to
VOTE For OBAMA on WEDNESDAY November 5th, 2008
Don’t forget to
VOTE For OBAMA on WEDNESDAY November 5th, 2008
I couldn’t help but laugh my a$$ off.
It got old after the first time he posted it.
A friend posted one of the fliers attempting to convince voters that the state of Virginia decided to ease the traffic at the polls, those likely to vote Repub will vote of Tuesday the 4th; those likely to vote Dem will vote of Wednesday the 5th.
The tip-off that it’s a fraudulent posting? They misspell “electoral” and refer to the “Democrat Party”.
Are you suppressing the rights of “Democrats” to vote?..
Don’t forget to
VOTE For OBAMA on WEDNESDAY November 5th, 2008
Don’t forget to
VOTE For OBAMA on WEDNESDAY November 5th, 2008
Feel free to vote McCain on the 4th. Hell, vote twice.
It won’t help.
*hugs*
<3 you too lady Jane!
It has been a pleasure debating with intelligent and informed folks of all political persuasions here. PK is a lot more than it appears on the surface, thanks to all of you.
Please keep your fanciness about zoophilia and domestic violence out of here…
He’d better be careful. His future mother-in-law has access to helicopters and a rifle.
Honestly, this just seems offensive…It’s not a political LOL. It’s a random insult about two people only vaguely related to politics.
Would be interesting to re-visit those two in 1, 5, 10 years.
Turns out this was almost psychic.