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2008 Election: Barack Obama Wins Presidency

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You’re shittin me! And his name’s Barack?! Sweet.

(Martin Luther King, Jr.)

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  1. Scars says:

    WIN!!!! First post

  2. Phaelin says:

    After it came down to Virginia, who didn’t see it coming for sure? Well, let’s see how this goes!

    • Andrew says:

      After it came down to Virginia, we saw 98% of black people there vote for Obama. — How inspirational — But it’s a good thing 98% of white people didn’t vote for McCain or else they would’ve been called racist ;)

      • minerva146 says:

        Please stop assuming none of the black people voting for him were informed about issues. There ARE educated and thoughtful black people who quite likely selected him for his policies and not only on race.

        • Iria says:

          Name one good thing Barack Obama did as a legislator.

          • Philip Shade says:

            He helped pass legislation to keep lead tainted toys out of America.

            Ethics Reform: Obama was the Senate’s point person on ethics reform, and sponsored or co-sponsored the bills that made up what the Washington Post called “the strongest ethics legislation to emerge from Congress yet.”

            The Lugar-Obama initiative to strengthen the Nunn-Luger framework for securing loose nukes, and to extend it to securing and destroying stockpiles of conventional arms.

            According the Library of Congress he has authored 55 bills, and co-sponsored 97 others

            • Lola says:

              QUIT BACKING UP YOUR SILLY OPINION WITH FACTS!!! You’re going to make a talking-points-Republican’s head explode.

            • Iria says:

              That’s fine. I’m actually glad to see a legitimate response (regardless of whether
              or not you had to do a websearch for the information).
              My concern here is that 90% of the people that voted for him (McCain as well)can’t
              do what you just did. As a matter of fact most journalists can’t even do that
              when put on the spot. A large majority of his supporters have no idea what he
              has done in the senate. You’re not going to tell me that the majority of
              registered voters are actually informed enough to be casting a vote and that
              they’re not more likely to vote down a party line or the way their peers do.
              This goes for both of the major parties. I’m not some republican trying to start
              a flame war (I am not registered in a party and hate republicans and democrats
              equally). I am just trying to see if anyone on here actually knows what they’re
              talking about.

              • meh says:

                And uhh… you think that McCain’s voters *did* do the research on McCain? What country do you think you live in that you think only Democratic voters are uninformed?

                • January says:

                  Reading comprehension, do you have it? Apparently not, otherwise you would not have missed where he said “My concern here is that 90% of the people that voted for him (MCCAIN AS WELL)…” (capslock is my own).

              • toastbusterz says:

                I belong to the Hylian Party.
                Zelda-Link 2012!

        • squirreludecker says:

          i fail to see where he’s assuming that “none of the black people voting for him were informed about issues”

          im sure several of them were. thats the thing about elections, you vote for who you like the most. but several people did vote for obama purely because of the color of his skin. MLK Jr would have been so proud.

          • pdq says:

            ‘Several of them’, how very good of you. We all sho’ nuff ‘preesheeate it.

            • AWM says:

              Watermelon good. Num Yummy

            • Phaelin says:

              Go drink your “red” Kool-Aid. I’ll be over here drinking my “Cherry” Kool-Aid. (That’s a black joke, NOT a cultist joke.)

            • January says:

              So wait, there’s no problem with saying that white people who voted for McCain voted against Obama because he’s black, even though there are a good number of people (optimistically the majority of people) who voted based on something other than skin tone (like, thinking McCain would be better because he’s a war hero/older/more experienced/not borderline socialist).

              Yet it’s racist to say that there were likely some people out there who voted for Obama BECAUSE he’s black, and using logic to deduce that it is likely minority voters who most likely felt that because of his skin tone he knew the struggles they face and would be a better choice to help improve their lives than the same old white man that’s been the face of the presidency for the past 200+ years?

              • RationalThought says:

                Yeah, too bad that Obama is related to nearly all those big bad white men. Let’s face it, nothing changes. We just get a new face on the same policies. Every president for the last 100 years plus has sucked, and inevitably drawn this country into the hellhole in which it currently sits.

      • Iria says:

        McCain was too afraid of being called a racist otherwise he would have called Obama out on more issues. What’s funny is that it was mainly white people making the false accusations of racism.

        • Megan says:

          As a white girl, I know that you do have to be careful when it comes to ‘appearing’ to be racist. In today’s culture it has become a fashion to use it as an excuse to get what you want. I see this same thing for me and other women…if you don’t like something or someone, all you have to do is claim sexual harassment/assault and viola – even though it may not go through, it still forever ruins a name.

        • Lola says:

          Really? He was afraid to be called racist, so he and his just insinuated that Obama was a Muslim, a terrorist, and a communist? What, pray tell, could he have called Obama out about that could have made him look MORE racist?

          • Iria says:

            So you’re holding McCain responsible for comments made by other people? If you’re going to use that logic then Obama is a terrorist for his ties with Bill Aires. And yes he is tied to him because Bill Aires threw a party for Obama the night he announced that he was going to run. The only person who I can think of off the of my head that made the accusation of communism was the journalist Barbara West when she interviewed Joe Biden. And if you want to point fingers at the people who accused Obama of never converting to Christianity then point them at Hillary Clinton because her campaign was the one to really get that started. There was a lot more that McCain could have said, but he was too much of a pushover which was one of the numerous reasons that he was just as unqualified to be president as Obama.

  3. jen0cide says:

    I’ve never cried over a presidential election.

    I’m proud to say I did tonite.

    This is amazing, I’m proud

  4. Meghan says:

    WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  5. And we are all screwed.

    (BTW: MLK was a Republican.)

    • minerva146 says:

      Back in the day when the parties roles were still sort of reversed.

      • Cosman246 says:

        kind of…. Well………By then the Democrats had kind of switched to where they are today (FDR, Truman,JFK, and LBJ all were Democrats who supported civil rights (like Democrats do today), Republicans wanted to stick with old values)

        ……
        Okay, might sound a bit prejudiced, but it isn’t!
        …….
        ………..
        ………….
        Ah well.

    • hergieburbur says:

      We’ve been taking it the rear for 8 years. Things just got better. BTW, almost everyone who new him disputes that claim as false, being based on assumptions, and that he did not really identify with any particular party.

      The election is over, you can stop with the propaganda now.

      • squirreludecker says:

        you do realize that no matter who won, bush is still leaving so things would get better anyways, right?

        this is one of those rare elections that no matter who you choose, your gonna have better than what you got, so be happy.

    • jamlayfa says:

      Guess you are a fan of two wars, a bad economy, the PATRIOT ACT and other human rights travesties, disproportional tax cuts for the rich, and decreased status on the world stage. Oh and torture.

    • brighidg says:

      1.) You’re a moron.

      2.) MLK Jr. was a Republican back before the “Southern Strategy” and the out-right racism the modern Republican party is known for. His father changed parties when Kennedy won and as for MLK? He was a pro-union, anti-poverty, LEFTIST pacifist.

      3.) You’re still a moron.

    • pdq says:

      So was Walt Kelly. He repudiated the whole Commie- and anti-immigration crap that swept the early ’50′s. It’s not about Republican, it’s about neocon & the godawful Reagan crap people swallowed in the ’80′s – and STILL believe. If being able to see past ‘my team! my team!’ politics means being screwed, then yes, we is.

    • DeathWyrmNexus says:

      And thus you make the comment that I find most ignorant in all the time of knowing you… -_-

  6. Divided by zero says:

    Mr. Bradley can kiss Barack Obama’s black ass!

  7. Aussie says:

    All our news channels here say here he has won. Is it true?? Is it true??

  8. yen says:

    THIS is the picture you choose to put up tonight?

  9. minerva146 says:

    I am proud to witness this historic occasion.

    (And giggling about MLK saying “Sweet”)

  10. Maxwell Silverhammer says:

    You know… I hate to sound like a troll… but…..
    HOW ABOUT THEM POLLS EP!?

    But seriously, I look forward to 4 years of you guys lampooning Obama during his antics in the white house, and I look forward to defending him. And hopefully, come 2012, we’ll have an election year that will provide us with a tough election.

    Here’s to hopefully a prosperous 4 years, and many many many more talks of commies, nazis, DWN’s wang, ethics violations, moral discussions, religious debate, shutting down random trolls, and of course, the community and fellowship that we all love and adore here…..

    …. In bed.

  11. minerva146 says:

    McClatchy called him Barack Hussein Obama in their sum up. Linked.

    • hergieburbur says:

      That IS his name.

      • Maxwell Silverhammer says:

        But how often do you go around saying everyone’s full name when you talk about them? When has anyone ever driven home a candidates middle name moreso than this year? People know his middle name, and are smart enough to know that
        it means little a phonetic compilation of letters. Thats all.

        • hergieburbur says:

          Generally when they achieve something great, such as being elected President. I do agree its meaningless and overstated, but I don’t think it means anything that newspaper mentioned his middle name.

          • herb says:

            Does the paper refer to him defeating John Sydney McCain III?

          • minerva146 says:

            I would agree with this if it weren’t for the continued negative slant put on this throughout the campaign season. If it was to acknowledge greatness, they would have been sensitive to this fact and left it out. I doubt it would have said John Sidney McCain. The only reason they did the W for bush was to differentiate him from Dad.

            • pdq says:

              That ‘negative slant’ you are concerned with is only negative to those who are still so ignorant as to believe that an overtly ‘un-American’ name like Hussein somehow MAKES him ‘un-American’.

              • owe says:

                THANK you!!!!!!

              • minerva146 says:

                I don’t believe it’s so, I am saying that’s the way it was used in the campaign. If you read the posts around here, you’d see I’m known to be a liberal. I don’t care what his middle name is, I voted for him. What I think doesn’t mean that right wingers weren’t able to market this “un-American” sounding name negatively to those who are easily influenced by such things. You should have seen how many of the right-wingers here were flinging it about a couple of months ago, using it as a slur. Just because it’s a stupid argument, doesn’t mean it didn’t work on some people. Continuing to use it just reminds those about their fears. There is no need for it. It was used gratuitously and with questionable intent.

                Like I said. I’m pretty sure they aren’t throwing “John Sidney McCain” about! That alone validates my argument. Otherwise, why a double standard?

        • pdq says:

          Let ‘em say it! It helps drive home the fact that EVERYONE born in the US has the potential to be president: Barack Hussein Obama, Krishnamurti Goldberg, Juan Geronimo Meissinger, et al. The only people offended by it are the ones who willfully – against all sense – still insist that BHO is somehow a terrorist. I really love the ones who scream ‘He’s an Arab! He’s a Muslim!” So what if he’s er? Arabs & Muslims are perfectly capable of being decent family men & concerned for the country’s welfare.

          (Note to all prsers: I am well aware that Obama is neither Arab nor Muslim)

          • minerva146 says:

            So why use that middle name> It does little to emphasize your point, and in fact, detracts from what you purport to be saying.

            • pdq says:

              What’s wrong with the middle name??? That’s what I’M trying to figure out. The woman I work for keeps saying, ‘It’s such an ARAB name.’ I point out to her that HER name is such an ISRAELI name; mine is so IRISH; and BHO is an AMERICAN CITIZEN born of a NIGERIAN father. So, really – WTF???

              • minerva146 says:

                His middle name is irrelevant to who he is. Because it has bad connotations and plays to stereotypes about Muslims and negative associations, like Saddam Hussein, etc., the McCain campaign tried to use it as a negative free association. It was used often as a way to cast doubt on his character. Surely you haven’t been under a rock this whole time, have you? There’s no need to use that name unless you are trying to propagate the stereotype.

                I’m not saying it’s correct logic; it shouldn’t be. But it is the context most people have for it. You appear to be propagating the negativity. Whether or not you do it ignorantly or purposefully has yet to be thoroughly demonstrated. I find it highly unlikely you were unaware of the connotation.

                • pdq says:

                  I’m still floundering here – it’s the U.S.A., correct? Melting pot and all that? The guy next door – born here! – is just as likely to be named Juan, Hussein, Krishnamurti, or Fred, right? WHY should I bow to the lowest common denominator and stop saying ‘Hussein’? WHY shouldn’t I re-educate them? In fact, it is entirely insensitive to refuse to acknowledge Barak Hussein Obama’s ethnicity & heritage. I do not condone the negativity that has been attributed to the man or the name, but I do live in a very! diverse area – West Philadelphia – where my neighbors have more names like Hussein, Sanjay, & Viet than like Fred, Bob & Chip, so I may be far more resistant to such ideas.

                  • minerva146 says:

                    My point is, why is this news organization using Obama’s middle name, but not McCain’s if they don’t have some strange agenda to freak out the crazies some more. There’s no need to use either candidate’s middle name. I’M not offended by it. I think that anyone CAN be president. Sheesh.

      • Ceefax says:

        That’s PRESIDENT Barack Hussain Obama to you.

  12. Xach says:

    Dreams do come true

  13. Schmoe says:

    Now I don’t have to move to Canada.

  14. hotsauce says:

    45 years, two months, and one week. Could have been worse.

  15. oranegreen says:

    Unrelated, but the sconce behind him looks like it was painted into the background. His expression and the caption is totally priceless.

  16. Caitlin says:

    This is by far one of the most monumental positive things I could have ever experienced as an American. Hurray!!!!

  17. Kismet says:

    I am once again proud to be an American… thank you, Barack, for the pride and hope you bring to every one of our hearts!

  18. Melpomene says:

    FREE AT LAST!!!!

  19. Iria says:

    Actually MLK may have issues with the name considering that Obama did not change his name when he converted to Christianity. As a matter of fact that was one of the key arguments concerning the issue that he may not have been so truthful about his religious beliefs.

    (This is not to say that I myself think he is a Muslim, nor would I care really, but it is some food for thought)

    • PiMan says:

      Why must a person change their name when converting, and since when did Obama ‘convert’? I could have sworn he was always a Christian.

      • Kaitlin says:

        WHY THE HELL SHOULD THIS EVEN MATTER?!?!?!??!?!?!?

      • Iria says:

        I tried doing some research and he never technically converted he just joined a church (that was all the information that I could get from websites that weren’t swayed one way or the other). That might explain why he never changed his name because many churches (especially Catholic churches) would require you to pick a Christian name upon your Baptism. This is making people on both sides of the spectrum needlessly insane. Hell, even some terrorist groups are interpreting this as meaning that he is secretly Muslim (the internet is both a wonderful and a terrible thing). Anyway, his biological and step fathers were both Muslim and he received his introduction to Islam through them. There wasn’t any age listings, so I’m assuming he joined a church when his grandmother became his legal guardian. I would suggest doing some research for yourself, but just be careful because there are some websites that are complete propaganda machines and will add and subtract information (an example would be saying that he attended a Madrassa, but neglecting to mention that he also attended Catholic school).

    • minerva146 says:

      He never converted and was never a muslim. Liked to Snopes.

  20. Green Is Good says:

    Politics, shmolitics. This Lol made me laugh!

  21. lora_vine says:

    I am just glad the US didn’t end up with the old man (who looks like he already has one foot in the grave..) and Sarah Palin, aka… The Whor of Babylon…

    I intentionally missed the e because it never lets me say the full the word.

    and yes I am aware that it is actually a city, but it’s hard not to think of Sarah Palin in that way…

  22. Lucky says:

    “I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.

    If you voted for Barack because you believed in his campaign’s stance on issues and its message of change (and not just because he is black), then goodonya! That’s what it’s all about. :)

    • WWWWW says:

      I voted for Mr. Obama based on what I thought about his policies, his outlook on the future of the country, his sense of “ease” when dealing with the public and the press.

      I also felt, for the first time since I have been of voting age, that this candidate had something to say and the ability to do so. The man can deliver a speech, which really does make a difference.

      In the end, I felt that his plan sounded good for America. We will see if anything changes, but he will be taking over after what could be one of the worst eras in US politics. The government is divided as much as ever, the economy is probably worse than it has ever been (save for the great depression) and we are in one of the longest, bloodiest wars that this country has seen in a while.

      He has a lot on his plate, and we do as a country. I hope we move forward from here and start to bring the USA back into the place it once was as a respected member of the world.

    • Iria says:

      I just wish people were more informed about what he stood for instead of saying “he stands for change!” Regardless of one’s political affiliation I just want people to be more aware of what is going on. When I ask a question I just want an intelligent answer rather than catch phrases or insults. I wouldn’t care what the answer was as long as it was legitimate. With that being said I second your praise.

  23. Hell Hath No Fury says:

    This is funny, but I cannot fathom such a gentleman using such language.

  24. Slaggingham says:

    Just as long as this election isn’t someday remembered on FailBlog.

    I only didn’t vote for Obama because I want to keep my job training corporate employees. Business taxes go up, that’s the first thing they cut.

  25. Rayn says:

    OMG EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!oneone

  26. January says:

    Never mind that Martin Luther King Jr was (most likely) a Republican…

  27. Mr. Finkleheimer says:

    i liek pie

  28. Mark says:

    His father was definitely Kenyan, and I dunno if he had any Nigerian ancestors too. Did you see the articles about the celebrations in Kenya?

  29. Mark says:

    Lots of Christians are Arab themselves. In the Middle East, many Arab Christians were born in families that have been Christian and called God “Allah” since before Mohammed. Islam doesn’t have first dibs on Arabic-language names!

    • Uncle Fester says:

      I mentioned the Copts somewhere… Neil Douglas-Klotz covers it well in his recasting of the Greek NT into Aramaic… well worth digging out…

  30. Anon says:

    lol. he was a republican.

  31. dg1138 says:

    Yeah. Gotta love the one time anything happened that King would be proud of. Cuz, pretty much since integration? The black community’s been spitting in the face of what he worked and died to achieve.


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