Comments on: … and I would’ve gotten away with it, too…

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 16:11:47 +0000

Actually, Applebees, Ruby Tuesday, TGI Friday’s, and some other restaurants have stuff on their walls too.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 16:10:39 +0000

LMAO

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 02:43:08 +0000

OIC. I’ll back off, and say it MAY be an issue. It’s just very, very weird that “what to do with a felon senator” is now a senate issue.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:05:54 +0000

Kinky. In this scene, we will go for a tight shot of how the candidate delivers his candidacy right into the mouths of three willing constituents and then has them tie up a nay sayer with flag design silk sashes while he convinces her of the truth. Then his running mate will have sloppy seconds of all in attendance. We might need some extra lube.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 22:56:41 +0000

@ rhorho: The keys are right next to each other and my nails are long, you try typing with a manicure.

By: Christine

Christine — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 19:28:15 +0000

All of those rights depend on what state you are in.

By: dosquatch

dosquatch — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:19:35 +0000

(( polite applause ))

Thank you, Max.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 06:36:46 +0000

Maxwell hammers me again. (We’ve got to stop meeting like this!)

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 06:31:10 +0000

You haven’t seen me dance: There should be a law.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 04:56:17 +0000

Am I the only one offended by being called an independent who didnt form his own opinion? Seriously?
Im very sorry lolnathan, but Ive said it before, I didnt choose your side, it sucks
that you cant accept that, but it doesnt give you the right to call my decisions and
my values unthoughtful, or anything of the sort. They’re MY thoughts, MY views,
I didnt take them from anyone else I formed them and I explain and defend them.
And from my time of observing and then posting on these boards I will have to say that it seems like you, lolnathan, forgot how to have fun. We all see things
on this site that rub us the wrong way, the difference it seems, is that the rest of us run with it, and pervert it into our own horridly beautiful creations. It just seems to me, that you’ve forgotten how to bring the funny, out of the not-funny.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 04:49:20 +0000

Oh dont worry, Im not offended. Im just the camera guy… we
dont have souls… just use us and everything will be ok..

By: The Kate

The Kate — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 04:03:03 +0000

But have you seen the man dance?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:50:46 +0000

Ai dint meen 2 uffend dah MAX!
‘member hau I’m still yer servant!

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:26:03 +0000

*sighs* God dang it I just got dinn- fine… I’ll go get the wide
angle lens… and this time, no farm animal noises!

By: Phaelin

Phaelin — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:22:09 +0000

Puttin’ da ho back in rhorho! ;D

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:16:22 +0000

Okay, DWN,
Wanna break dah lawz???

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:14:33 +0000

Shenaniganz???

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:56:40 +0000

*sarcastic*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:55:02 +0000

Thank you for inserting the same tired comment into this thread. We’re suitably enthralled.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:53:58 +0000

Poignant to the core.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:50:57 +0000

Hey–I’m just saying: Only one person in the Senate or the House can be a felon. Otherwise, the “no association with another felon” rule will kick in. GOP, you are on NOTICE!!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:46:25 +0000

THAT’S what it’s all about!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:44:56 +0000

Yeah. I totally know. I nearly left this site of an attack by a died-in-the-wool right-winger. I’m moderate, but felt totally leftist when a woman (?) was through with me. The fact of the matter is, to all rational beings, the right is far less give-and-take than the left. I don’t know how else to put it, but the left seems a lot more inclusive in this political climate, and the right seems to have spun its own exclusionary web.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:40:04 +0000

Wha ???

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:38:26 +0000

Pride? Are you claiming to have Pride? Alas!!!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:37:47 +0000

I couldn’t agree more, but to be fair: Barack Obama just isn’t that funny. (After long last, I’ve said it.) He doesn’t stick his tongue out, have apparent facial tics, wink obsessively, have wardrobe issues, have corruption issues, have weird wife issues, have stupidity issues, have pregnant daughter issues, have hunting issues, have “witch” issues, etc. Sorry ’bout the luck! Of course, the GOP threw up (literally) everything, but nothing stuck. There’s a reason why. If you don’t understand, you never will: Give up.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:28:32 +0000

PS I’m new to here, but not that *NEW*…

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:27:09 +0000

Okay, I’m new: What your DWM? Desperate White Male? Divisive Wonderful Missionary? Divorced Womanizing Malcontent?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:24:51 +0000

That’s a SCARY thought. Good enough (but not timely enough) for Halloween!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:08:15 +0000

Scooby is always a win.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:06:56 +0000

That’s what SHE said.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:06:03 +0000

Uh, maybe you weren’t real familiar with our DWM? *grins and blows kisses to DWM*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:48:51 +0000

I think Dosquatch is being picked on. Is it because of his fictitious nature? I BUHLIEVE in Dosquatch!!! BTW, do you have big feet? Do you scratch your back on trees? Have you been spotted (occasionally) in areas of Texas where people get drunk and hunt???

By: dosquatch

dosquatch — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:42:28 +0000

Could be. No bigs either which way.

I’m not nearly as wound up as I might sound

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:42:13 +0000

I know what you mean! I had one make it to the bigs, but no happee from anyone! *sniff* This one woman (?) was especially rude. I felt strange, like I was the hostess of the party, you know? How dare she (?) not pay props to the author of the LOL she used as a launching pad for her (?) tired ideas??? It’s ODD! I don’t know if I’ll ever get another LOL up for grabs, but, if I do, I won’t have any expectations. Bottom line: YOU DO FUNNY SH#T!

By: Phaelin

Phaelin — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:17:19 +0000

Except for people around here that know him and respect his opinion. You, on the other hand, are just being a general dick. You are the one no one cares about.

By: Phaelin

Phaelin — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:16:12 +0000

Hey, I rather liked this one myself, to tell you the truth. I’m not quite sure Lolnathan particularly disliked it either, but I prefer not to speak for him. It sounded like this was more or less just his “leave of absence” post. Yanno?

By: dosquatch

dosquatch — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:03:57 +0000

I has teh love!

This is my first to make the main page. I just wanted to feel a little proud

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:03:55 +0000

Uh…help???

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:34:37 +0000

He can be kicked out with a 2/3 vote, but I don’t get how it has to come to that point. Convicted felons can’t vote, carry weapons, associate with other felons, etc., but they can hold national office? This place is getting curiouser and curiouser!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:32:14 +0000

Make that two elements: Scooby Doo and Tubes!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:31:18 +0000

I think this was a great LOL. You brought in an element not in the photo, adding to the fun. Good Job, and Lotsa Love!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:22:55 +0000

Hey, I dug it. I just didn’t feel obligated to say so. I would rather dick around.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:17:18 +0000

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, her mother, her sister, her cousins, or any of her fine ass aunts whose underwear I still have. I don’t speak French but I kiss that way and I dig threesomes. Speaking of which, turn off the cameras cuz I need to slip into the bathroom for a little death before my evening speech.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:12:55 +0000

That’s right everyone: Epic REVEAL!!
DeathWyrmNexus is just in this for the chix!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:11:03 +0000

I agree. There haven’t been that many silly/stupid Democrat photos uploaded, have there?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:09:02 +0000

I agree. It’s aggravating to see caption after caption explaining what is evident in the photo. When I see something remotely witty, I usually vote “win,” whether I agree with the sentiment or not. Today was horrible for voting! I had to stop because 99% of the LOLs were “FAIL” (and variations) for McCain. *hawnk-shuuu*

By: dosquatch

dosquatch — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:06:36 +0000

If the site is currently left leaning (and it is), it is because currently most folks on the left are pretty moderate, while there are a fair number on the right who are walking cartoon characters. There are those on the left, as well, who spend a lot of their time as punchlines, lest ye forget Al Gore, Peta, Greenpeace, Clinton (Bill or Hillary, honestly, though probably more Hillary), Nader, so on and so on and so on.

I haven’t been here long enough to know Nathan or his views, but I think calling “cookie cutter joke” on my lolz here kinda misses the mark. Again, I’ve seen a lot of what is posted here, and I have seen a lot of repetition, but I can’t say I’ve seen a lot of Scooby Doo jokes. “Tubes” has been done, certainly, but the joke (while perhaps not the funniest joke ever told) is not a copy/paste of someone else’s. You know, as long as we want to have an honest discussion.

Nobody has to agree with me. Dissent away. Tell me of all of the rational discourse and above-board financial dealings Stevens has engaged in recently.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:03:43 +0000

Yes yes, Women = win… Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

By: ema

ema — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:58:17 +0000

So true. ;(