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Haha, perfect.
WHY is this on here? WHY is this funny? I just rolled my eyes. I was thinking there should be a blow-job caption seeing as he’s about to fellate that microphone. it’s too early and i’m to tired to get witty yet. DWN i’ll leave this to you.
You’re so right, he’s about to deep throat that sonuvgun!
I had no idea Barack’s mouth could get that wide. Actually, come to think of it, I had no idea /anyone’s/ mouth could.
This is exactly why I couldn’t come up with a cap for this picture. The only joke I could think of was fellatio, and *shudder* I just don’t see our next president that way.
Hey, where’d the Bush Twins go, anyway?
i don’t see him “that way” either. but the man is secure enough in himself, i think throwing some gay jokes about might be OK, especially with an easy target like this pic…..
Presidential Debate outtakes: Obama and McCain try to outlast each other in a gag reflex contest…
ok so even i can admit…that was a stretch and not all that funny *sigh* early mornings suck
ok so even i can admit…that was a stretch and not all that funny *sigh* early mornings suck
But Friday mornings don’t suck *as* much…
“This… Is why I have the Gay VOTE!!!”
“Bet McCain or Palin can’t do this!”
LOL made, check my linkage for my stuff. Enjoy or not.
*snork* Hey, I paged through the others – the one labelled ‘Politics Explained’ caused a small explosion in the room* so I will now have to go deal with that. Teh funny!
*i.e., I snorked a mouthful of tea and spewed it all over the keyboard. Made a nice change from the coffee I usually snork.
I am honored.
oh DWN, you just made my day…
It is what I am here for. Bringing a little snark and/joy to PK. Along with my patented brand of funky love.
In bed…
my friday mornings do suck, it’s my workweek “monday”
HE’S A ‘VISITOR’? <__>
You must not like Twisted Sister.
Don’t see the humor in it.
That’s because your a n00b that hasn’t been educated in the ways of the Twisted Sister.
Be educated n00b:
The people who don’t see the humor in this obviously do not have the METAL in their souls \nn/ >_<
True. I can just hear that line from the Twisted Sister song. Tis funny.
Thank God I’m not the only antique in here… I could totally hear it in my head:
“What kind of a man defaces a defenseless textbook? What do you want do with your life?!”
“I wanna rock! Rock! I wanna rock!”
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/members_of_twisted_sister
yeeeeeaaaah, no metal here, born to late for classic stuff, and born to early for the newer garbage, i’m stuck in the indy music scene, and when i say indy, i mean music i like that never gets played on the radio for, appearantly, the over abundance of talent/not sounding like everyone else.
I grew up in the hair metal days. It was great. There were a lot of great bands then, as well as quite a few beehsy ones, but even those were fun every now and again. It was a great time for rock N Roll and metal. Too bad power ballads killed it.
*cheesy not beehsy
No, I think beehsy worked just fine
earlier comment may have been eaten by PK so apologies for double post.
I was thinking you meant “bishy” or whatever that frakking anime term is. Ugh, luckily my anime days only lasted about a year towards the end of highschool, then i realized i’d never get into unless it had artisitc credibility and decent charcter development and not alot of fanbase oogling, which doesn’t happen often in anime.
The bishy thing works though for some of those hiar bands. ugh, i never liked the concept of a bishy, to effeminate. All the girl anime fans i’ve met who find out i’m gay automatically think i’m into that and i’m no, number one they are cartoon charachters, and number two they look retarded. i like guys, men or guys, i hate to say it, but a joe-six-pack type of gay guy…
bishy…ugh…rant over
>_>
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Hehe, I best get that sample rushed. Homeland Security is still pestering over the details.
tell them its for experimintation..just be vague and act smarter then they think you are…
I might have to make sure to give a double sample. *sends e-sample*
heh. dirty boy.
Obviously.
It’s “too late”, not “to late”, etc., ad nauseam.
meh – i ignore grammar corrections. i know all the proper uses and spellings and shit, but i’m an awful typist and even worse proof reader. i don’t care about any of that when leaving comments, especially on a frakking humor message board. however, in everything else, my work e-mails, personal letters etc, i take extra car, and all my research papers were immaculate cause i’d edit them myself, then send them to 2-3 other people to make sure it was all correct before submition. also i’m a big advocate of chatting/message/text/IMing the same way i talk. do you go around correcting people all the time? even when speaking? if i said it aloud would you realize a was short an “o” and fix it for me? (i’m just frakking w/ ya BTW)
Hey, plenty of Metal doesn’t get played on the radio. Ever hear of Pagan Altar or Witchfinder General?
no – i steer clear of metal. i wasn’t implying metal was on the radio thus ripe for my disdain. i’m sure there are many talented people in the metal profession: thus a reason they are not allowed on radios. i just think metal sounds like my cat puking out a machine gun while farting out of tune. and thats pretty much all metal, and nothing against you, i’m sure my music would sound like that to your ears. one of these days, i swear, some scientist will discoevr like the “hip-hop gene” or the “metal gene” etc, and everything else will begin to make sense…
Pan-da pan-da pan-da pan-da pan
Pan-da!
I get the metal reference… and I STILL don’t find this even remotely amusing.
Not very funny. I think it would have been funnier as “are you ready to rock?!?!”
It looks like he’s ready to go down on the mic…
for all the people who don’t think this is funny: seriously guys? how is a fellatio joke better than a hair metal reference?
NOTHING is better than a hair metal reference.
*sings*
…turn it down you say, but all I gotta say to you is time and time again I say no, no, nono nono no…
Dee Snider for Secretary of State!
O_O GUINNY!!!
*glomps and cuddles… humps a little*
Having fun with your vet?
LOL! Miss me, didya?
Definitely. Although I’ve been away due to a sudden riot in the Belgian office, sadly
. But the vet and I are still going strong. It’s awesome! I even detect some dominant tendencies in him, so it might be time for The Talk soon 
*is humped and enjoys it*
How are you doing, dear?
GUINNY! You’re back! Glad to hear the thing with the vet is going well. Belgian office, you say? Did you bring back waffles for all of us?
Seth! *glomps* I am! I had no idea I was missed!
Yeah, Belgian office. *sighs* Last time I hire a known womanizer to lead an office abroad.
Why yes, yes I did. *hands out waffles and cream* Also, BEER!
Well, we’re glad you’re back, I think a lot of people have gotten burned out on politics. Not so many of the regulars posting now. Ah well, it’s to be expected. Say, what did people in Belgium think of our election?
This regular had her internet restricted at work
I’m getting a different job on Monday, though, so maybe I’ll be able to post a little more.
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Hey Guinny!!! Missed you girl!!!
Damn the man!
Save the Empire!
dam the man
sod the empire
screw the women
Really? Eeh! Have you recovered from Tuesday night yet? *hugs*
I’m not sure, lol. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, voted for him or not, I truly hope he’s the best prez we’ve ever had
*hugs*
They were elated. The ones I talked to, anyway. You wouldn’t believe how many people were rooting for Obama and knew more about the issues than a lot of Americans. There was even a viewing party! It was pretty awesome. And I’m glad I voted early.
And I’m not getting burned out just yet, not with Rahm ‘I’m Too Sexy’ Emanuel getting appointed Chief of Staff! Eeh!
he is certainly tasty…to bad be married w/ kids…
“to bad he’s” ugh typing fail…
oh, and i guess the fact that he is straight would get in my way to…huh…
ok, i’m challenging you to some sort of contest. winner gets to make Rham thier sex salve…..
mmmmmmm
HA! Challenge away!
But first I have to get some sleep
In my own defense. Thursdays are my workweek fridays. And I dont
show back up till Sunday. I have too much else to do during the “weekend”
to post like I do at work… shame
May the talk go well for you. ^_^
I am doing alright, gave Lynn some special love last night after having her wear rope panties with a buttplug in all day. Then she was a naughty school girl who got punished.
Good times. Sorry about the overseas office. Womanizer? Abroad? Am I the only sad soul who sees the pun?
Likely. *sniggers*
Yeah, suddenly four women went on strike and subsequently quit (which is nearly half the office there) because of this French dude I hired six months ago. Sexual harassment laws aren’t as strict there and a boss can sleep around with employees as much as he wants. And I was all set to litigate, damnit. A$$.
Got three out of four girls back, which is better than expected. I swear, the European offices are better than a soap opera. Or worse, depending on your POV.
Gah! Do you think it’s too early for a booty call?
Hmm, I gotta get into management in Europe! When I was coming up through the ranks, it was pretty much expected that restaurant managers and hostesses would sleep together. Now that I’m in management, though, the list of people I’m allowed to sleep with is… Hmm, carry the two… divide by thirty… umm, no one. Yes, I’m allowed to sleep with no one.
I had seen that one too, but I only just got back. Anybody stealing my name today?
No, just your usual adoration from me.
Not that I know of
Huh, I had this whole explanation about what happened but apparently PK ated it.
To sum up: sexual harassment laws are apparently less strict over there. Four girls quit, convinced three of them to come back and fired the hell out of the French dude. Was feeling litigious but a lawyer firm I consulted told me there was no way I could win. So, darnit.
I have place a booty call and shall spend my lunch break at vet’s practice
*placeD. *sigh*
Also, the ‘ated’ is intentional. Obviously.
Awesome, I wish you well on your lunch break. I am sure you will be properly sated.
As for the sexual harassment, ugh.
Dave Mustaine for SecDef!
YES!
He’ll punch all dem terrists in da faaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
Hehehe. The Megadeth songs on Roch Band are hard.
Agreed. Can’t go wrong with hair metal references. So much opportunities to LOL or Rock or both!
In. Deed. Man, I was a total groupie. *ashamed*
Im looking for a good Hillary photo to slap a Megadeth’s “insomnia” lyric on.
I approve of this LOL…especially when “We’re not Gonna Take it” could well have been the underlying current of this election cycle. on a somewhat irrelevant note: This song came out when i was in junior high, i remember that the biggest crotchwaffle in the class killed everyone’s enthusiasm for it by singing it really badly at every chance, so finally, one day, we filled his locker with rocks from all over the PE field and kept one in hand so that if he exclaimed “I WANNA ROCK!” somebody could always walk up to him, hand him a pebble and say..”ok, dude, here you go”…lame but true.
Hehehe, I’d do something like that.
I can’t decide if he looks more like Bill Cosby or the guy who makes the noises inthe Police Academy movies.
Maybe their illegimate and in certain states, illegal love child?!
Pudding pops and siren noises FTW!
RACIST! Are you saying that you can’t tell one black man from another?
Yes. That’s exactly what I’m saying.
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He don’t rock! Rock is whitey’s kinda stuff. He got’s SOUL! The dude gunna play Reggae and James Brown. Kick ass bruther make black folk proud.
Wow, sad racial stereotypes-EPIC WIN.
Do your research. This is DC we’re talking about. It’s all Chuck Brown & the Soul Searchers playing ass-higher-than-your-head Go-Go. Click my name for the districts gift to the world.
Plus there were black rockers all along, from Jimi Hendrix to In Living Color during said hair metal days. Vernon Reid Rocked
Saw Living Color in 91 (lollapalooza) that was a high energy show. Vernon was allover the stage and up and down the speaker stacks. Ice-T was there with Body Count as well. There’s some rockin’ our right there.
I used to go to a lot of shows back then, but never got to see In Living Color.
Sounds like fun!
They’re still touring, aren’t they? Or might be soon, there’s a new album coming up, I think.
That would be assuming I have any money for concert tickets in this day and age. It was much easier to afford it back then when living with parents/on campus/with roommates. Lots less bills, and tickets used to only cost $17-23. (Now I feel REALLY old.)
you obviously NEVER heard of Hendrix
This fool has clearly never seen the singer from Killswitch Engage either, nor Phil Lynott from Thin Lizzy nor Bad Brains nor the dudes from TV on The Radio or Kele from Bloc Pary either, apparently “Obama’s Squad”s musical knowledge = ULTRA-FAIL
He look evil.
I would like a stone.
What’s THIS?! A Twisted Sister pin?! ON YOUR SUIT!!?!
Wow, I actually remembered that without checking out the video on YouTube. I’m officially old…
Wait…
Let’s see if I remember this correctly.
“What’s that? Twisted Sister?! What kind of a man desecrates a defenseless textbook?! I got a good mind to slap your fat face! Twisted Sister! You are destroying your life with that… that… garbage! Now tell me, no, better yet, stand up and tell me: what do you wanna do with your life?!?!”
Of course, the answer is “I wanna rock.” As it should be!
Man, that was an uptight teacher.
This pic also kinda reminds me of the ‘Eat like snake!’ BK commercial, which I have linked via my name.
ROCK!!!!!!
Barack and Roll biatches!!
Ha ha ha!!!
Twisted Sister facepaint: U R doin it wrong.
ROCK!!!