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I have a feeling some of my comments have contributed to raising the douchebag index today. I’d apologize, but obviously I’m a douchebag, so I’m not.
I doubt that, Philip. You are usually very witty, and in-step.
…or you’re right, I think… *Head asplodes*
I think he cancelled himself out.
I think you canceled yourself out.
PK douchebags as well as forum douchebags, so yeah, quite a few, but not too many to count.
I thought here they were douchenozzles?
I think douchebags have to get some extra vocational training to earn that distinction, but I’m not sure.
So are douchetards those that fail to meet douche standards?
I think they’re bona fide douches, but they attempt improper insertion. Location, Location, Location!
Given that this is douchebag central, and a bottomless pit of conspiracy theories, partisan hatred, and [Citation Needed], I’d have to say “Too many to count.”
But at least we’re one big happy dysfuntional family!
*dysfunctional*
I dunno. I hardly come around anymore because I felt anything BUT happy after looking at the pictures. I prefer kittehs now.
Maybe, but I get a headache trying to decypher kitteh speak..
I have a kitteh and she taught me.
I have three and they refuse to teach me.. *sigh*
The loldogs site is sometimes funny too, and you can comment there in English. But the locats site is the best.
And I have to say, “That’s nice dear.”
Lolnathan I do believe your comment is shopped.
Trust me I know a shop.
I think Philips a SOCK! Hey, SOCK, SOCK SOCKETY SOCK!!
I just have to ask why none of the douche-y customers here will talk to anyone else the way they talk to (or yell at) me.
I don’t start snarky with any of them, but they’re happy to b*tch at me, then walk three feet and be sweet as pie to any other employee.
It makes me wonder if there’s a sign on my back saying something like ‘Please! Take all your frustration out on me! I caused Global Warming!’
Because you are detached from all other encounters, but are personally attached to any dealings involving yourself. You are biased. Everyone is biased.
~
I seriously regret that i have no way to convey a neutral tone in writing online.
Don’t you know Global Warming is a myth perpetuated by the Democrats to make Republicans feel bad for being so much better?
I voted “none”.
I’ve already been on the road today, so I am sure I have encountered some out there, and I just now signed onto PK, so I haven’t read the usual whines and rants, so all said, pretty darn good day!
Of course, I’m on the road again in about 20 minutes and have a band boosters meeting tonight, so it could change.
“Hope for the best, expect the worst!”
I work with teenagers. In addition, I work with teenagers who failed their yearly achievement test. They define “douchebag” like no other group of people on the planet. *sigh*
Even though it’s been many years since I was in High School, I seem to recall there was a class called Douchbaggery 101.
Was it an elective, or required?
Oh, strictly an elective. I think it could be taken in lieu of Government.
Wasn’t that the 11th commandment? “Thou shalt not commit douchebaggery”
Teenagers are another level of doucheness entirely.
They are doucheliquids.
beep beep beep beep beep beep
oh. sorry.
I left my “sweeping generalisation” detector on.
The following happened in Canada:
Old lady in a Second Cup, “And did you see those Americans elected a n***** for president!?”
Inbred on public transit, “I just wanna move to a country with, like, just white people!”
So ironic that this poll should happen today. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing.
Canadians are WEIRD.
Seriously.
I got douched by Washington Mutual today. Yay for me!
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