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So you were here almost eight years, and you still gotta jiggle the handle in the Oval Office bathroom?
(Barack Obama, George Bush)
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Some things never get fixed…
You can’t fix stoopid, and there’s a lot of stooooooooooopidity in the Bush admin.
and you can’t SPELL stupid lol
Whats with all the lame captions as of late?
Of late? This is one of the better ones…
This is far from lame. It says so much…
Like “jiggle the handle”
The captions are all going down the toilet.
Can’t we flush now?
I’ve washed my hands of this president.
*and away goes trouble down the drain!*
Just jiggle the handle.
I love this one, probably because I live in an old house.
Me too! All kinds of little crappy things go wrong…
Yeah, just look at all of the trouble urine.
I prefer not to look… *whistles*
ah now you’re just being feceshuss
poo-poo joke, FTW!
My favorite was evicting 15th generation attic squirrels. The Obamas should definitely check the attic for TOYS…
Yeah, I don’t think that has as much to do with it as it does BUSH RUINING AND NOT FIXING EVERY EFFING THING HE HAS EVER DONE WHILE RESIDING IN THAT HOUSE.
Duh?
I’m sure Obama won’t be able to fix every “effing” thing either… The country is a lot like an old house, there will always be squeaky windows and door handles that stick. Bush had a huge amount on his plate and so does Obama.
Other than you have a plesant tone and SPLJTP doesn’t, I think you each have some very good points here.
Diplomatic Mark is diplomatic.
I said nothing about anyone fixing anything except for maybe, you know, the man who screwed it all up maybe trying to fix it himself. Too much to ask.
The whole point was to illustrate that it had absolutely nothing to do with the age of the house, but how much was broken by the man who resides in it. Does no one get that?
I don’t happen to believe he broke “everything”. He did make some mistakes as all presidents do when they have hard choices to make. Obama will be no exception, unless you think he is perfect.
No, he’s not perfect and yes, I’m exaggerating about Bush, but come on, the fails he executed were epic and therefore deserving of my generalization.
George Bush did make some epic mistakes. I’ll mention some of them :
Mistake #1: Running for Office
Mistake #2: Stealing the Election
Mistake #3: Attempting to justify the attack on Iraq
Mistake #4: Speaking in public
I assumed *everyone* got that part of it. I was just sharing what was particularly funny about it to me, because of my old house.
Please get angry and yell, it is so useful to the progression of democracy and unity. Thanks so much for your hate, it really helps bring the country together.
LOL Yer a funny one. It’s amazing how you can determine so much about me with one online, anonymous entry to a humorous message board. Kudos to you!
His points stands. Getting all pissy and caps-yelling isn’t doing much good. Other than making you look like an ass, but we got that by reading your name.
LOL Wow.
wow, you mean the running toilet is a symbol?
gee, I would never have figured that out . . .
It’s okay, pp. None of us dummies figured it out. That’s why we like it when smart people explain things to us.
When do the smart people get here?
LMAO!! Gee, Ems, ya got me. I guess we just sit here and wait for someone smart to happen by… *hums Sittin’ at the Dock of the Bay*
Shidibitz! I just got to the whistling part, but I can’t whistle!
*ka-boom* I hate trolls… *reloads shotgun*
I hate trolls, too. And because your post has absolutely nothing to do with the picture and caption, you must be one.
Aim the gun at yourself, junior.
Margaritas for all!
Yay!
Relevance? You are arguing relevance? You saw one picture of Bush and FLIPPED OUT!! How can you claim relevance when all you doing is ranting and raiding. Since you brought the out of context reference, people are just informing you that immaturity like yours is not welcomed here. Grow up or take a hint and leave.
TC’s right. If you had played nicely, you would have made friends. You ranted, and called everyone stupid. Nobody here, including left-wing nut jobs like me, sympathizes with your approach.
Well, the margaritas were a nice idea. We can still have those, right?
If we are going to speak spanish drinks, rum from Spain and tequila please.
Andale!!
And perhaps nachos of some sort?
*fries tortillas*
*chops pico de gallo*
*stirs hot chile con queso*
.
Dig in, y’all!
Behold! Watch as this simple corn chips and salsa made from various peppers
turns this ordinary man into Pyros! The Lord of Fire Breathing!
King of Gastro-intestinal overreaction! Sultan of Acid reflux!
Yes gaze into the wide wonder that is plumes of fire erupting from
the oral cavity! Behold! And Be Amazed!
Oh and did I mention, it sounds like your cheese salsa would
give me heartburn… *takes a bite* Oh dear god thats GOOD!
Wait ’til the secret ingredient starts kicking in…
I feel strangely…but pleasantly…*warm* all of a sudden….
Oh, I think that’s the *other* secret ingredient there, slan.
Ah, the good old days of FLAME and RAGE. Where have they gone?
Yes, all of this LOLing and feel-good business is driving me to drink…in 11 minutes.
Have one for me!
In bed, of course!
*glass in hand* To ema: Long may she rock!
For those about to rock.
*salutes TC*
This is for all you guys playing along on Guitar Hero.
*45 seconds of manic shredding*
Extreme much?
Or maybe it’s a commentary on the inefficiency of the government. Certainly if they did fix it, they’d have used a $500 screwdriver.
I used a $500 screwdriver once, but my parole officer says I shouldn’t elaborate about it. Besides, if I get off-topic, I’m subject to catching friendly fire in the flame war.
“Yeah, well, I called Joe the Plumber but he was busy ….”
“He just told me to put a brick in the tank or try duct tape anyway… darn half-arsed, unlicensed plumbers.”
Dub probably put the brick in the bowl, then wondered why it kept overflowing.
It was broken during the Clinton years.
Bill and Monica used that bathroom a lot.
I see what you did there.
Here’s my caption for this one:
Obama: You can’t be mad because I want the “Whites Only no Coloreds” sign removed from the bathroom door.
George: You’re gonna have to wait until January 20th to do that.
And we’re all happy to say it didn’t make the front page.
You are a buzzkill, aren’t you?
And you are troll. People keep hinting for you to kindly leave. Perhaps it’s time you take that hint and go ahead and leave. Do you realize how many people here would rather drag their skull against pavement than read your posts? We tolerate Evil Pundit better than we do you. Just go, we don’t need any more trolls.
At least he created a unique name, not one made up of campaign jargon.
Suck it up you whiners.
Congratulations! You’ve just been awarded the “Most Recent Troll to have his
comment overlooked” Award! Enjoy!
Drat it, Max–I wanted to whomp the troll. *sniff*
Clay Bennet used that idea the other day. Click my name to see it.
LOL!
Someone call Joe the Plumber!
Actually, I think it’s a reference to The West Wing – the last episode has now-former-president Bartlet warning the newly-elected Matt Santos about needing to jiggle the handle on the toilet in one of White House bathrooms to make it work.
Actually, I think it’s a reference to The West Wing – the last episode has now-former-president Bartlet warning the newly-elected Matt Santos about needing to jiggle the handle on the toilet in one of White House bathrooms to make it work.
It is indeed a reference to The West Wing. But he doesn’t make the comment to Matt Santos. He makes it in season 2 or 3 to the secretary of agri-culture or some sutch when he has to be in the white house during the state of the union. In case the capitol get’s blown up.