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I think everyone could use more hugs. *gives giant group hug to the other regular readers*
*joins in on group hug*
I think I wasn’t hugged enough as a kid too… *HUGS*
*Hugs, then hands out cookies.*
*hugs all*
Mind if I kiss the monkey?
*cough* Ooh, hairball…
PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWAH!!!!!!
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itty bitty living space.
GROUP HUG???!?!?!?!oneeleven11!!!??
What’s a hug?
Sorry ’bout that. My winter coat is growing in.
Hugs are great. We all need more of them. I read a study once where they set up a hidden camera in a New York restaurant and filmed couples to see how many times per hour they touched each other. Then they asked the couples their nationality. Brazilians touched the most, something like 200 times per hour. Most other nationalities averaged around 60-100 times per hour. Americans were down in the twenties. Brits were zero. Although this was, hmm, almost twenty years ago (damn, I’m getting old) and I think we Americans have gotten more uptight while the Brits have gotten less so since then.
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Anyways, hugs for everybody, especially anyone I’ve pissed off. I’m trying really hard not to be so judgmental. It’s funny, I can forgive the big things much more easily than the minor annoyances like people not agreeing with me. Anyone else find that’s true?
well, sorta.
The minor annoyances sometimes add up to one whopping big butt can of irritation that falls off the shelf and lands on my toe, though. I really hate that.
I dont know why but “big butt can of irritation” just got me laughing… Perhaps it was the imagery.
I read in one of my psch classes that you need 8 hugs a day to be emotionally happy. No wonder we’re so crabby.
I read in my psych textbook that we should observe the social behavior of small children at playgrounds to see how norms work, but we had to be sure to hide behind things like bushes and trees to avoid the observer effect.
I don’t take advice from my psych textbook any more.
Did that book also advise using candy as a lure for these children? I’m not sure I would use that book anymore…
either…
I read that you need 6 hugs/day during the week, and 9 on weekend days.
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Well, c’mere then {{{{{{rho^2}}}}}}
Me crabby? I don’t freakin’ think so!
Gay & lesbian couples: 0, out of fear of anonymous reprisals and hateful looks & comments.
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(ok, maybe not in NYC, but in “Real America.”)
*grumbles* I don’t wanna hug damn it, just wanna kick somebody in the nuts. *growl*
I hear bud… have a brew…
*points to Uncle Fester* I volunteer him…
*sigh* Alas, the one whose balls I really want to kick is a student and schools generally frown on teachers administering said punishments.
I am sure if you wear the right attire, Uncle Fester wouldn’t object to dressing up as a student for your punishment.
Aww, poor Jane, you still with the teenagers? You NEED a hug… *hugs*
And I am reminded of what a jerk I am. I forgot to give Jane her hug… *hugs Jane real tight*
I was sexually harrassed. By a freaking TEENAGER. Honestly, what do you even do what that? *is hugged and realizes that was just what she need after all*
Wow, that makes my above comment all the more out of line. -_- I am very sorry, hun…
*holds and rocks and pets* I suggest reporting it as coldly as possible. If possible, act like you have ice water for blood while you report. Don’t let it slide, definitely don’t tolerate it, and don’t be embarassed. Given half the chance, I am sure the majority of guys with brains here would sexually harass you. I mean flirt.
Don’t worry, I didn’t mind your comment, I took it in the spirit it was given.
I turned it in to his dean, who is pretty much worthless but we’ll see what he does about it. I’ll decide what action to take after that.
Well if you accidentally taze him, I will understand, love.
OMG! Expel the wee chav!
I actually know what a chav is… I need to hit up my Emerald Isle friends more often to check out the vernacular I lack.
Chav? Are you English?
NO!
NO!
NO!
I AM A SCOT!
The anglicism leaked north!
Mostly I say “ned” but “chav” creeps in occasionally.
It’s a long way north… Chav is estuary…
*snickers at AC’s reaction*
Yeah, words migrate. Tis odd. How did “minging” get to England?
Excuse the mild panic after the nationality confusion… I like English people, I just wouldn’t want to be one.
It’s currently swallowed my reply due to a ‘prohibited word’…
I wonder if they’ll let it through…
I hope your word wasn’t referring to me. >:( PK should wash your mouth out with e-soap…
grumpy face emoticon fail…
Ah yes, your comment has appeared, UF. The “taking” of jobs happens north of the border too, you know.
And probably whing about how great it is in England.
Feel free to deport them…
and I think minging got here via Rab C Nesbitt…
Naw, most don’t whine: they’re too glad to have found somewhere where stuff is so much cheaper. (No uni tuition fees for scots citizens!
)
I do know one English girl who thinks we’re rather odd. I think it’s because she’s scared of kilts. (On the last day of term all the guys were wearing theirs and she found out the meaning of “true Scotsman”)
*cough* Lesbian *cough* Sorry, what were we talking about? I love kilts, who doesn’t!
Well dear, you can always crush the kid’s self esteem by reminding him
that he wouldnt even know what to do with it, so he shouldnt comment.
I’ll give you a hug too, I’ve been told I’m a good hugger by many friends
*good tight hug*
*is in a group hug, yea!*
Just don’t cry in front of him. (That was Mrs Green’s death sentence.)
Have you already shut him in the cupboard?
BTW, *hug*
Believe me, I don’t cry in front of students, I know better.
I’m not in classes with neds anymore so I don’t see it now, but you never know what to do when the teacher breaks down… You don’t seem the type though. I can just picture you now, slamming the classroom door so hard the walls shake and returning to the student with a 2000 word punishment exercise.
What really scared my class was when the teacher SCREAMED at a boy, sent him to the cupboard and then addressed us, in her nicest voice, as “sweeties.”
Messed with our heads.
Can’t you just dump the boy on your head of department?
Hope things get better.
ILLEGITEMI NON CORBORUNDUM
Well, we sort of frown on locking students in cupboards here (although that sounds lovely right about now!) but I am more in the quietly angry ice b*tch school who will, once the problem is solved turn around and be perfectly sweet to the other children. Teachers who can do this do it for the reasons you suggested, to mess with your minds. Bwahahahahahahahaha! The one time I did break down and cry it wasn’t until after the students left and I locked the door so no one could see or hear me. Stupid teenagers (present company excluded, of course, you seem an awesome young person AC).
hang them from meat hooks in the boiler room!
Well there are outliers.. my girlfriend tries to touch me in not good places in the grocery store, concerts etc.
I think we’d be best friends Seth
I LOVE HUGS!!!
to u all
HUGS to u all
im just going to say this. the douchebags are about 80% of the republicans in this place. Im just throwing it out there, bye!
you have completely ruined the moment, we were having a happy hug moment and you had to go be “that guy” thanks a lot douche
Here’s a hug.
Feel better?
yes ^.^
No–don’t let trolls ruin hugs!
And I enter like a stranger in the night in the back of your mind. Scratching, yes, scratching my name on the back of wall of your psyche like a pervert leaving a phone number in a bathroom stall. I will wrap you in my embrace, trap you in my arms with a bear hug of love.
I will stay in your mind, hugging you, holding you, caressing you but still scratching on the back of your mind. Please let me out.
Are you sure you aren’t one of my cats….?
Very sure. Well, kinda sure. Um, maybe? Meow?
*Scritches DWN behind the ears*
*purrs and rubs on, holds down for a tongue bath*
Random grabassery.
It’s like knowing Cary Grant… just with all the rough edges removed
*HUGGLEMOOFEROOSKIES!!!!*
=^.^=
I need a hug EVERY day.
(:))
Hugs all around
Hugs give you COOTIES.
Only if you hug a Democrat
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*runs away*
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hehehe
Hey, I don’t have cooties!!!
I have cookies, though.
*tackles the froo and hugs* HA! Now you have teh kewtees!!!
ARGH! *ptooowie! ptoowie ptooooowie!*
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Aw, what the heck! What’s a little cooties among friends! *tackles Jane and minerva*
Oh gods, with that spelling it’s more like the cuties, maybe even the ky000ties…
Though actually, considering it is you….
*hugs*
*hugs rhorho* Hey, if you want to get out of jury duty, just wear your Princess Leia costume and threaten to use the Force to read thoughts
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My hubby was on a jury this year…….he wants to make it a profession
*hugs froofrou* I wish I had gotten your advice before I went in for voir dire. All I had clean was the bee costume I wore in the “No Rain” video. The judge said my tap shoe noises were disruptive, then it was downhill from there.
Stupid jurisprudence!
sounds more like jurisprudery…
I played rugby, I’d like to see who’d try to tackle me!
*tackles TC*
I have cooties. Just ask that stupid defense attorney who slashed me out of the jury pool today! I wanna serrrrrrvvvvve!
Ah, your bleeding heart. They must have figured you’d give away the store.
Last time I was summoned for jury duty I was booted off the case because I knew too much about the defense’s expert witness. I’d seen his “independent” exam reports in workers’ comp cases and had considered opinions about his opinions.
But it’s OK rho^2, you have cuddly cooties.
I never made it to the selection part. I sat around in the jury waiting area for six or seven hours while the first case wound up plea bargaining, then assigned to another case, then plea again!
Anyone here from Europe? I was in Spain for two months and when I read “selection part” I immediately thought of the Eurocup. Do I have a problem?
TC, seriously: “Do I have a problem?”
My birthday’s not until *March,* dear one!
The worst part is the way all of the court staff members tell you how grateful they are for your service, honor, blah, blah…then park you in a place that’s *heated* with liquid nitrogen.
And with chairs carved from solid rock!
Actually, the chairs weren’t bad, and I went in summer. Wasn’t too bad, just boring 7 hour sit. I brought a book though.
Don’t take a John Grisham novel to jury selection if you want to get on the jury.
Nah. It was probably Lord of the Rings type thing or some other Fantasy.
Connecticut has entirely individual voir dire, last state in the Union to do it. They introduce the lawyers, read the witness list and give the 25-word executive summary to the pool as a whole, but all questions are one on one.
Awww, shucks! *swishes ground with foot*
Anybody wanna cuddly cootie cookie?
Me, me!
Me too! Chocolate chip?
When they ask ‘How do you feel about the death penalty’ tell them you miss the days of the State professional executioner and how you’d like to be it…
In Texas, that comment would put you in Chair #1, front row.
Is that the one with the matching copper hat, cuffs and spats?
Well, those black hoods ARE flattering to all body types…
Oh, this is perfect for me–I’m a huge hugger in real life. *hugs everyone*
*ACCEPTS HUGS*
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Just thought I’d say it before someone else did…