Comments on: Hello… Pizza Hut? Are you still hiring?

By: Danbala

Danbala — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 13:06:07 +0000

Just for the “no they’re not hiring”-comments: According to their website, there are some jobs available in Florida, Indiana and Texas, at least.

By: TheSkaAssassin

TheSkaAssassin — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 12:46:27 +0000

Pizza Hut’s not hiring, I got laid off from there earlier this week

By: n8squared

n8squared — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 01:13:40 +0000

n8@:damn, i hate it when people steal my name ideas…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 00:56:53 +0000

Wanna open a gate to another word? ; )

By: Catnip-M

Catnip-M — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 00:40:19 +0000

Nope, Donald Rumsfeld nabbed that position first.

By: PiMan

PiMan — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 09:18:27 +0000

You got laid off from every Pizza Hut in the US? Wow! Sucks to be you.

By: Thud

Thud — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 07:57:14 +0000

Hello… stock trader joke? Are you still being endlessly recycled?

By: Stengel Signs

Stengel Signs — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:01:27 +0000

Cristian Dumitru of Romania holds the world record for eating pizza, he ate over 200 pounds. But the former world record holder claims the cheese-sauce ratio was too low for what he ate to be considered pizza

By: bryansgirl

bryansgirl — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 01:29:02 +0000

*sigh*…so not cool. i lost my job at pizza hut this year…totally got laid off cause they were cutting back. no, pizza butt is not hiring.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:27:56 +0000

Oh goody! 42 is my fave!!!

By: Minerva146

Minerva146 — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:07:58 +0000

Yes, and the pun would work for these finance guys. i’m sure they’d find it hysterical… LOL

By: Kuromisa

Kuromisa — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 22:26:03 +0000

I’m a “Master Bear Builder.” : D

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 22:20:44 +0000

That doesn’t surprise me. When I worked at Waldenbooks I was in lower management and my title was “keyholder” which always made me think of Ghostbusters. : )

By: Minerva146

Minerva146 — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 22:18:40 +0000

Really? I would have thought they’d apply for “dough master.” (Yes, they really have those)

By: FaileV

FaileV — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:27:52 +0000

“sorry, you’re not really qualified.”

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:58:01 +0000

anywayz you slice it, youz a pizza woik

By: Catnip-M

Catnip-M — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:06:48 +0000

“Nope, sorry, Ben Bernanke and Henry Paulson took the last openings as delivery men.”

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:47:46 +0000

Max! It’s Chief. Why are you answering your shoe inside the
clusterf&#%k!?!! Listen, all around the world our people are under attack.
CHAOS has learned the identities of all of our field agents!!

By: Mrs_Z

Mrs_Z — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:47:04 +0000

He’s looking for a pizza d’action.

By: Bix Nood

Bix Nood — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:09:32 +0000

Wasn’t this picture on the front page a few weeks back?

By: n8

n8 — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:41:36 +0000

Weird… I thought the clusterf*ck was like a black hole; a gravity-well of fail from which nothing could escape, not even light, let alone a phone signal!

By: n8

n8 — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:39:57 +0000

The guy works in the financial sector. The financial sector was once held to be an impressive workplace, where one could really effect the world for good or ill. Now these once-supermen are finding themselves in such a despairing situation that employment at Pizza Hut is considered no worse than a lateral career move.

This analysis brought to you by the letters P and Q, and the number 42.

By: Phaelin

Phaelin — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:37:55 +0000

Stock market is failing, so this guy (a trader) is looking for a new job.

By: AmbiquitY

AmbiquitY — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:34:43 +0000

I don’t get it… what’s funny?

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:32:01 +0000

oops already swapped it for 3,000 Citigroup shares…

too soon?

By: ducksinthewind

ducksinthewind — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:24:23 +0000

“Damn, where did i put that resume??”

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:06:27 +0000

o my god!!! he’s calling from inside the clusterf&#%k!!!!