You think this is photograph; I actually watch you through your computer screen
(Vladimir Putin)
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<3 Vlad
And we like it too Vlad.
Yes indeed. <3 Vlad.
in soviet russia, computer watches you
I cam here to say that.. but, yeah, i guess that was a pretty obvious joke…
Dammit. Are we that conformist?
Da-a-a!
Yes, we are that conformist. Conforming has a flavor. Join us…join us…for five dollar footlongs…join us…you can has cheezburgers…join us…
Same here…
damn! you made the comment first!
props – LOL!
But can you see Alaska from your house?
Old and boring. Don’t ruin one of the best captions of late with your fail.
That comment will never get old and boring. It’s like the Clinton blowjob thing: it disses the ‘other side’ and it’s hilarious to boot. So no, that joke won’t be going away. So sorry. We’ll all be laughing about that for decades.
Thanks for the pep talk! : P
I concur- it is too funny to go away- deal with it
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Um, perhaps you fail since everyone else thought it was funny? Da?
Is that a head-rear I see?
Or a head-desk you hear?
Or is he just happy to see us?
Yes, I’m twelve.
In capitalist Russia, computer STILL watches you. Except now computer has more than 56k of RAM.
Well of course it does. That spy software sucks up the memory, dontchaknow.
“Invisible Larry Craig”
WIN!!
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Although, the expression on Vlad’s face suggests severe boredom; so, is that a critique?
To me he looks expectant bordering on irritations. As in… Why haven’t you even undone my pants yet? Or maybe that was my imagination…
Ooooh, good thinking. I will use that line on Lynn tonight. I’m feeling a power trip coming on tonight.
I will award bonus points if she calls you Vlad. ; )
I can see it now…
“Girl… On your knees. Now! Open my pants… Yes… Now lick. Slowly…”
I will leave the rest to imagination.
hehe- that’s totally what it looks like. Yes Vladimir, sir!
It is all in the growl, how you hold her hair, and touch her face.
Maybe this is Vlads “O-face”…
Have you really LOOKED at Larry? I’m surprised Vlad is so blase – a lesser man would be cringing.
Vlad’s looking a little peaked… are the stresses of office getting to him, or did he just get a bad make-up artist this time?
Nah…that’s what the Undead usually look like in the morning…
He hasn’t had his morning blood.
from cute little kittehs and puppehs.
win, total
Surprised to see me, Mr. Anderson?
Maybe I’m a little gullible, but I changed into something less revealing before coming back to my desk. That guy was TOTALLY staring at my boobs!
Darnit!!! We were all tuned in to your computer…
Drats! That’s the third time this month! When will I learn? : P
if “that guy” wanted your boobs, he’d had them already. along with you head…
Oh sure…one creepy capitalist leader ruins the fun for everybody!
LOL!
HEY!!! I am paid up through the month. You get back in that skimpy outfit NOW, girl… *growls*
No–You paid the cheap rate. My mom will be awake in a little while.
Oh no you did not just do that… I paid the premium rate. Uncle Fester paid the cheap rate. Stole my credit card to do it too.
I don’t skimp on memberships. Ah screw it. *cancels subscription* I will go sign up for Jane. Better rates and better service. Hmph…
*grins smugly* Sorry Rho, customer is always right and all that.
Ooooh and already talking dirty. I knew I needed to switch.
Once you go Jane, you never go back.
Once I went Jane, sex was never plain.
Now on your knees, tongue out… Good… Puff up your chest… *etc etc*
*leaves satisfied customer commentary on your site later*
I DO take pride in a job well done.
Of course and you’re worth every bit. Yum.
No, that’s okay. Mom was getting tired of him, anyway.
That is an awfully mean thing to say about Uncle Fester!
*giggles*
Huh? I totally wasn’t paying attention to anything until somebody said “boobs.”
mmmmmmputin!<3 hotttt
True that <3 he can watch me all day if he wants.
Same here. I don’t know what it is! He’s sexy sexy sexy!
Sorry, somehow I miss the attraction?
I think it’s the megalomaniacal (sp?) plans he plays off so matter-of-factly. Girls dig that apparently.
Ergh. Creepy flashbacks to last nights comment thread on the VIRGINS lol….
Maybe some girls. Not this one. Ick.
You are a viking, you like big, burly, hairy men that yell and wave clubs around. So I guess I can see why you don’t like Vlady. He has a more clean-cut, cool, professional, calm look about him
He looks like a nutcase to me, very creepy.
I don’t understand it. It just happens. First time I saw him I was like, ‘damn, Russia’s got a fine ass Prime Minister.
I actually watch you through your computer screen – and I do NOT approve.
Making-photographer-shoot-from-awkward-angle-in-vain-effort-to-appear-taller-fail!
Actually the photographer in question won portrait of the year award for this.
That’s strange–There must be some photographic merit I’m not seeing. To me, the photo is not flattering at all.
Well, it wasn’t Putin who was awarding the prizes…
LOL–Putin’s award ceremony: “And the winner gets 1 month commutation and a half-hour of sunlight!”
I like it. It conveys a huge amount of personality. One look at this picture, and I feel like I know everything about Putin. Isn’t that what a portrait should do?
True, it does say a lot about him. In charge, not in the mood to take backtalk, and most likely not caring about your opinion while you are talking to him. Least that is what I am getting from the picture.
The angle seems to suggest a looming over you position, and the look on his face suggests that he takes that position quite seriously. Certainly more authoritative than any given picture of George W. Bush, or most other world leaders for that matter. Maybe he’s supposed to look bigger. To quote MST3K: “I’m huge!”
Don’t do it Dad! He’s Bigger than You!!!
And he can steal your soul while you’re asleep. Or awake.
Yeah, well said.
He is a short little man isn’t he?
*Hastily pulls neckline of robe closed*
I believe he won the award, largely as a memorial to his lifes work as he was found dead behind the lense and vlad was nowhere to be found. There were to holes in his neck though. hush hush, nothing happened, it was an incredible picture, heres your reward….. oh…. right
He can watch me any time
/evilgrin
In Russia, internet browses you.
In bed…
But im not wearing a shirt!
And this is a problem why…?
He negotiates like that, from a computer…with a launch missiles button
Hey! I made this pic….no srsly…
I have a very cool t-shirt that says:
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University of Moscow: We speak Russian so you don’t have to
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I can’t elaborate beyond that, but it was during the Cold War.
don’t kill me big brother!
wait…correction
“big brother watches you”
In Soviet Russia, pRon surfs for you!
ahh you are going to give me nightmares!
Why is that man hot? He shouldn’t be. He should send my creep-meter through the roof. But he doesn’t! He’s just… hot. I don’t get it.
He’s like the Russian version of Tavington from the Patriot. Seriously.
In Federation of Russia, picture look at YOU!!!
Ceiling Putin is watching you masturbate.
*slowly stops fapping*
-continues fapping, faster than before.-
Damnit! Can’t put this in Favourites!
whoa this is creepy, i’m gna have to sleep with a flashlight tonight