Born to be mild!
(George Bush)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: mightyscoosh
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Born to be mild!
(George Bush)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: mightyscoosh
somethingth!
If it wasn’t for the old guy clapping, this would be a total failure to make me lol
the caption was meant to induce a mild LOL
It is spelled correctly, however.
Yeah, my son has this slogan on a Spongebob Squarepants t-shirt. Not so impressed.
Every so often, I am inspired by a caption. This is not one of those moments. Not too bad though a little meh for my tastes.
Yeah darlin’ go make it happen
Take the world in an illegal occupation
Fire all of your guns at once and . . .
Explode into space
You mean it’s not “Explode on your face?”
Do you want Bush to explode on your face? He will have a lot of spare time after January.
However, I do like your rendition and will share that will Lynn at my earliest availability.
Not Bush. Please. *is slightly scarred by the idea*
I think it was an extraordinary rendition.
lets see…can you rearrange the words “bush” “explode” and “space” to make a much better story? What would the imaginary “LOL” look like?
Um… [ponders] Let’s see… Oh, I know!
“Bush launched into space, where the lack of air pressure causes him to explode”.
What do I win?
You win the gratitude of millions
Let’s make that “of billions” to be precise.
Though if anything like that would happen we’d lose our
Bush-caption-fun. :/
…but we have Photoshop, yes?
This one is too easy…everyone knows that Pres Bush spent his entire life as a dork, don’t rub it in when he is in his lame dork months.
“I’m a dorkfish! He caught me on a corndog!”
*pulls stick out of mouth*
You mean this kinna stick?
Like Bubba Clinton ? More like D*ckfish, if ya know what I mean….
BOOO. CAPTION FAIL
This one is so easy I *almost* feel guilty:
1. Harley? He can’t handle a scooter!
2. Harley? He can’t handle a pretzel!
3. The world’s most compelling argument for helmet laws.
Anyone else, feel free to join in.
Helmet law wouldn’t apply to Bush.. no brain, no pain..
Ya see? That was a *dumb* joke, heh, cuz yer *dumb* heh!
Ahm a rebbul, heh. Got *cuffs* on my slacks, heh!
Are cuffs still in style?!?!
I’m not thinking so, but George may think so.
No, wait: He doesn’t think.
That reminds me…Could I take one more person to your house in NM? In January?
Sure! Bring the whole fam damily..
LOL–I’ll bring George, uh, I mean “Fred” to your house as soon as he gets his stuff packed. Don’t worry, though. I won’t let him bring the ugly chair…
Handcuffs are still in style depending…oh wait, that wasn’t your question. Never mind.
LOL!
Are cuffs in style again?
Handle a bike? He can’t handle a Segway:
http://www.bikexprt.com/witness/product/bushfalls.htm
Too funny! It’s a shame he scared the kitty, tho. =^o.o^=
I like it. A golf-clap lol.
Gah!
Golf claps again!
That’s Banksy’s caption!
Y’know what the box in the corner is for, right? (It hides the training wheels.)
What are all the Bush references about?
The guy on the bike is George Burns, right?
The guy applauding makes it even funnier. It’s like that kind of condescending praise you give a three-year-old when he successfully “goes” in the potty.
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[with apologies to three-year-olds, who are only young, not stupid]
Um, is it just me or does the guy clapping look like he’s holding an imaginary handgun to the head of the dead old guy on the bike?
(Refuses to believe that’s GWB on the bike; agrees with Private_Danza that it’s actually George Burns.)
As a friendly FYI from a Harley employee: The ‘old guy’ is actually Harley-Davidson, Inc CEO Jim Ziemer.
zOMG–That’s too funny! We were all assuming it was GWB! LMAO!!
Old clapping guy: Jim Ziemer. Old guy on bike is indeed GWB*. Funny how too many old guys always causes a mess.
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*) The link in my name says so, at least.
Well, there go our chances of caring for the elderly. Neither one of us can tell them apart!
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Is he really wearing protective glasses while posing for a picture? I understand requiring eye protection walking through a tool shop, but posing on a motorcycle he should be wearing a helmet rather than safety glasses.
Well, they are in a factory. But the other two should have protective glasses too. Or maybe they made a different assessment of GWB’s risk of having an accident.
I really like the “biker Gear” he has on…makes for a realistic photo!