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Get us a puppy, they said. We’ll be responsible, they said….So, which one of you girls was supposed to “clean up” after the puppy today? Because I just stepped in something decidedly un-Presidential.
(Barack Obama)
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that’s rather spooky looking
oh my first ever first ^.^
That’s okay. We forgive you.
The internet, where being first still makes you the first loser
And being the fourth makes you the fourth loser.
Oh…I’m guessing it was pretty “presidential”.
I liked the captions about the tree house and the pie better.
tree house and pie? Im intrigued.
me too.
Ha! I hope he uses that face with Congress when they act up. That is most definitely a “Don’t make me pull this car over!” look.
I think he’s going to have a bigger mess to clean up then what the puppy left!
Exactly what I was thinking…it may have a similar odor, however…
Can we rub Wall Street’s nose in it?
Maybe smack them on the snout with a rolled-up New York Times…
Or a rolled-up Wall Street Journal. Wait — which is usually bigger?
WSJ might not roll up tight enough to be “baseball bat-like”…maybe we should go to the electric dog collar with remote!!!
instead of baseball bat like, why not just a baseball bat?
Does it have a button to push to cause pain? If it’s around Wall Street, just hand me the button. (Wouldn’t do that to a cute doggie, though).
Don’t make me turn this country around!!! You’ll be sorry! lol
ROFLMAO!!
I thought that’s what we elected him for??
Congrats, dissimilitude! I just happened to look at this one the other day when you had it linked to your name.
Thanks, Eddie! I can’t believe it actually hit the front. *is stunned*
You did a great job hitting both the parent+president notes here. Epic WIN
Agreed, definite WIN, can’t believe it’s only being voted as a 3.
Too many people don’t want to have to read ALL THOSE WORDS.
How in the world did they get through English Lit in school then?
There’s an assumption right there…
Love the concept. Might have tried to pare down the word count a bit, but OTOH Obama isn’t exactly afraid of using more words than necessary.
Overall: Win!
Seconded, but what does ‘OTOH’ mean?
IMHO it means ‘on the other hand’ HTH. HAND. TTFN.
On the other hand.
Yeah, I’ll readily admit to being a little wordy. Oh, well.
Wordy schmerdy, I like it. : )
It’s better than The Monkey That Tried To Speak. I find it refreshing.
I giggled. That is amazing! Plus his face, love it. I’m going to guess some people are going to complain not long because Obama is “the anti-christ” or some crap…
Way too wordy. Concept was good, execution…meh.
Sometimes wordy’s appropriate e.g. now.
(Enthusiastic Applause)
Actually, I think those girls will have the Secret Service detail programmed to help with the puppy in about ten minutes!
Secret Service Communications Log, 3 February 2009 12:09 pm:
“Wildcat Patrol, Wildcat Patrol…Code Tootsie Roll at Don Juan Rose Bush, Over.”
Lmao!
Still won’t compare to the mess he’s going to make of the nation in four years.
Can’t be worse than the mess Bush made in the last eight.
Hmm…wantsome, does this count? I think we may have spotted one.
Where’s Rho with that stick…
Sorry I’m late–Had to get the Troll Stick o’ Doom 1100 back from Eds.
*Hands spiked club to jules*
Huzzah!
That’s what vice-presidents are for.
Attendant: “Uh Mr. President… That’s the economy. The puppy made his mess over there.”
and the puppy mess is smaller and smells better than the economy mess
And three times more presidential!
ShaZAM!
“Stepped in something UnPresidential”? Like his ethics?
Oh Lord, let’s not go down that road again..:o(
*hands Ed the six-pack of whoop-arse with one can vigourously shaken*
I wonder I might borrow the ‘stick’, you know, the one with railroad spike in it? Although, I could use the can of whoop-ass as an entre.
)
Lends Eds the expertly widdled Troll Stick o’ Doom 1100 (with spike option)
Aw, but Uncle Eddie, I like it when you regular posters go after the New and Uninitiated!
*sits at your feet cross-legged with a big bowl of popcorn*
LOL!!
OoOh pick me, I haven’t gotten to haze anyone yet.
Well, as we all know Im a expert at whats in the bible so might I just say
the bible tells us: “Let he who is without sin burn the horrible troll in such an
incendiary firestorm of wit and humiliation that he crawls back under his bridge
of sad memories and sadder futures.”
I might have gotten some of that wrong… yeah Im pretty sure there’s a thou
in there that I left out…
Oh, you’re using the latest Americanized version.Totally acceptable around here.
I believe the part you left out is “lest thou ‘net dost smelleth of troll”
And you shall know thy troll by the odor they leave.. (oh, and the pooh stains in the thread..)
Too long to be funny.
Advise you don’t try Pratchett any time soon. Or Fawlty Towers.
Speaking of Pratchett, ever read Good Omens? It’s my favorite book about the apocalypse, written by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. Linked in name.
Loved that book! Hmm. I think I might read it again, now that you mention it!
I really only liked the Pratchett bits. Gaiman is a kind of meh author to me.
Hahaha this one actually made me laugh! Then again, maybe thats just because such occurences are all to common around my house XD
Is that Baracks ice cold, soul freezing Putin stare?!
DId they already get teh puppy? I would have thought there’s be some huge hub bub about what they named it, etc. Along with pictures of him put up next to Buddy and Socks.
They’re not getting the puppy until after they move.
OMG I laughed so hard I haz tears in my eyes
omg that is hilarious! and his face is a classic!
ps. WIN!!