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I don’t get it.
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I think Steve blew up the McDonalds. Or something similar.
Well, it cracked me up, anyway.
Okay. Oh well. I’ll just have to admit defeat here. *sniffles at own inadequacies*
*hugs* Cheer up. The fact that you didn’t get it means you must be fortunate enough to normally actually get what you ordered at a fast food place. One place near my house, it’s a miracle if it IS right.
I don’t set my food in fast food restaurants. So I suppose yes, I get what I order. I do sushi instead. Faster, better, tastier, often about the same price. ;o)
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Oh! I forgot! I buy a milkshake like once a year. And yes, it tends to be right too.
Holy crap where in the world do you get sushi that is the same price as fast food?
I try to stay away from fast food but sometimes I just crave it. I know, that’s gross, but sometimes.. I just crave it.
I’d much rather have sushi but I always end up dropping at least $35 on myself (if I’m not drinking) when I go out for sushi. That’s like, 5 extra value meals *retch*
What? A 10-piece sushi here is like … $9. That’s excluding drink, but water is the best drink with sushi anyway.
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One word – WASABI!
But if you use too much wasabi, it blows away the subtleties of the fish.
Umm, I’ll take the wasabi, you can have the fish.
Oh, maybe I’ll have one of those rolls with only veggies? Yum, avocado!
I don’t know how people can eat that stuff.
On the other hand, I’m sitting here eating McDonald’s.
And miraculously, my order was right. I had to wait forever,
but it was right.
You need to try some fresh shashimi with a bit of wasabi. Much better (and healthier) the MickyD’s.
Most people can’t handle the idea of sushi because they expect that the fish will be all squishy and slimy in texture. This is every bit as false as the idea that a healthy boa constrictor is slimy. Good, fresh tuna sashimi is firm, moist but not gushy at all, and has a velvety feel in your mouth. And the flavor is subtle and rich, nothing in the WORLD like canned tuna.
Yeah, gotta love that t00na. Though I prefer salmon. And really don’t like squid.
Squid and octopus are a little like chewing on rubber bands, but the flavor isn’t bad.
Ditto, octopus blows. I’m a huge sushi lover myself but I had ceviche for the first time recently. Probably one of the most delicious things I have ever eaten. I had that and the kobe beef and hot rock appetizer. *Almost* the best meal ever (my boyfriend’s birthday was yesterday and we’re going to Morimoto, favorite restaurant, favorite Iron Chef) : D
AAAAAAAAAAAA stop talking about sushi!!!
*makes plans to go out for sushi tonight*
Oh, Jules, I had ceviche quite a few times when I lived in Mexico and it was delicious. Then one time I got food poisoning. I can’t even think about it withut gagging =o(
@jules: Seriously? That’s awesome! Where is that located? (Also, is the show off the air for good? I haven’t seen it in years.)
Food Network, 9PM Central time on Sundays
) BEST SHOW EVAR!!!! My hubby and I Tivo it, hehe.
Really? Yay! I miss the original. Iron Chef America just isn’t the same.
That’s the one I was referring to. I guess I’m a bit of a snob…..I didn’t watch the old Iron Chef until after I was hooked on the new Iron Chef, so the old one is tedious and long to me. Also, I freaking LOVE the Chairman and his *whoosh* *whoosh* noises when he moves his eyes, hehe.
Oh, okay…I’m just set in my ways, I guess. I never like the new version as much as the original. I’m going to have to try it, though.
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I just loved the old Chairman’s outfits. All sparkly and colorful.
I always liked the way he would build up on the nights theme, then pulls off the cover to find out..
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It’s MUSHROOMS! YAY!
My enduring dream is that he walks out to the podium with the Challenger, sets up the Challenger and the Iron Chef in front of the ‘alter’, builds the moment…….
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“Tonight’s Secret Ingredient is……….
………
…….
*tension builds*
………
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*whooshing noises as the Chairman looks from side to side*
………
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*alter lifts*
….MICROWAVE!!!!!”
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Can’t you just see the shocked expressions when these world class chefs are forced to prepare everything in the microwave?????? hehehehehe.
XDD That would be priceless.
@ froo, the old one was my favorite, I loved it because it was like watching a badly dubbed godzilla movie with a cook off.
@ Kuromisa, Morimoto (the one we went to at least) is in Philly. I believe he opened one in NYC as well, possibly a few others. Soooo good!
After I’ve finished the sushi I love eating/drinking the soy-wasabi gunk. ;oP
nom nom nom
Wimp. That stuff is for snorting, not drinking.
Yes… I would have to get my nose a bit hardened first. Am still waiting for my delivery of coke from the wellfare office.
hahahahaha. I intercepted your coke, Dan.
I iz in your supply
Steelin your cokez!
How did an lolcat get in here?
Shoo, shoo
Gunk? You mix it to gunk level of thickness? I haz a sad.
Really, if your sushi chef is at all worthy of the title, you ought to at least try the stuff without dipping, or with just a little soy, and save the ginger and wasabi for palate cleanser between different kinds. There’s already wasabi in the roll, and a chef with real talent knows just the right amount to put in. Gunking up with wasabi before tasting is like going to town with the salt and pepper before even tasting a dish at the best restaurant you’ve ever been – it betrays a certain lack of respect, IM(NS)HO.
At least try it first, then if you still want to gunk it up, you can with a clear conscience. :^)
Oh. I am not an autocondimentor!
(And “gunk” is probably the wrong word. It’s decidedly runny.)
But sorry. A much better answer would have been: “So should I put the ketchup straight on the fish or on the rice?” ;oP
Have I mentioned today how much awesome you’re made of?
Well, now you have. ;o) (Sorry, missed this response totally until now. The good thing is I missed it because I was out buying my lunch sushi. ;oP )
Hmmm.. I’ll have to try that “in moderation” thing I suppose..
I like green tea with my sushi.
Oh, yeah. Green tea good too. It’s included in lunch, but I tend to forget it if I get take-away.
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Mmm…I love green tea. The kind I make always tastes like crap, but the stuff they serve in restaurants is heavenly. I’ve had a couple bad experiences with sushi, but I’d like to try it again, also.
Kuro where do you live?
East coast United States.
Oh. Don’t know any good sushi places there. Well, in the VA/D.C./Baltimore area, but I’d have to get the name from a friend. If you live in that area, I’ll get it.
I say VA/D.C./Baltimore are because I was not so sober while there and every time I looked up I was in a new state. Or District.
*area
XD Very nice. That’s the area I’m in, actually. Central VA, specifically. We have one good Japanese restaurant around here, but I only get to go there on my birthday. My family doesn’t like Japanese. ) :
And thanks! I’d love to hear if you can find any.
mcD don’t have any prices on their website except for the price for their “sepcial campaign”. Now it’s apparently a meal called “California Classic”, and it costs about 50 cents more than my regular sushi. (Burger+”waffle fries”+soda.)
Where do you live?
Sweden. A coastal town, which could make the fish cheaper, but I know it’s not that hard to get fish as cheaply where mum lives, so. I guess Sweden is just a good land for sushi.
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Oohhh… My heritage is mostly Swedish. I really hope I get to go there someday.
I’d recommend it. I would believe it’s probably a great country to be touristy in for a little while. (To me, it’s all yada-yada, but a lot of other forn people have enjoyed it.)
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I’ve heard nothing but good things about Sweden. That and that’s where Covenant is from tee hee hee *giggle*
And the whole “researching my heritage thing” sounds good too. My mom was adopted, so I really can only look into my father’s side. The Swedish side!
That shows you haven’t been here, us swedes are masters of bad-mouthing our own country
It’s actually not that bad, except for the climate… too cold and dark… and of course our current right-wing government…
I have to say I really didn’t get this at first either, maybe we don’t have the same problems here, or maybe it’s just ´cause I rarely eat at any fastfood places…. I’m with Danbala, I’d take a good sushi for about the same price any day.
Hah! Covenant! Someone’s been hanging out at the goth clubs. ; D
I object. I haven’t hung out at a “goth club” in .. um. When did I move here again? Oh yeah, like 3 years. And it was an industrial club, thank you. But we had to keep sweeping out the trashbats.
@MAD – I know I haven’t been there silly.. I said that. Maybe if I say “The people I know who have visited Sweden have nothing but good things to say”?
Sorry if I expressed myself poorly, I didn’t mean it that way, just meant to say that most swedes, especially the ones who doesn’t live here) always have bad things to say…
The people who come here as tourists seem to think it’s great though
And it was the caption I didn’t get at first.
So basically what I’m trying to say is… that I probably have no point whatsoever, just trying to waste some time while waiting for the workday to end
Have a nice day everyone!
Oh me too. Hurry up Friday, end. I have sushi to eat.
Yeah right, I am sure it is the finest quality “fushi” but the cheapo supermarket shit is to true Japanese sushi as a pineapple, ham and bacon pizza is to a
real Neopolitan marghereta pizza.
What the hell is “fushi”? Also, why can’t a Swedish Coastal town make just as good sushi as the Japanese?
I am fairly sure that Japanese sushi is the best. Before I die, I want to go there just to have some. There is one restaurant in Sweden that has a real proper sushi chef. It’s about an 8 hour drive from here though, so might as well fly to japan. ;oP
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The ones here aren’t horrible supermarket stuff, it is proper sushi as far as being fresh and just-made and all that, but I still suspect Japan is teh shite. (Especially considering how big a difference the quality is between different restaurants just in Gothenburg.
I am fairly sure that Japanese sushi is the best. Before I die, I want to go there just to have some. There is one restaurant in Sweden that has a real proper sushi chef. It’s about an 8 hour drive from here though, so might as well fly to japan. ;oP
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The ones here aren’t horrible supermarket stuff, it is proper sushi as far as being fresh and just-made and all that, but I still suspect Japan is far better. (Especially considering how big a difference the quality is between different restaurants just in Gothenburg.
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(Reposting without norty words.)
Oh noes! I’m all about a nice sweet cold sake FTW.
Sake, sweet? Not really in my experience, but then I don’t like it cold. I drink sake at blood temperature the way $DEITY intended.
Plum wine, now, that is sweet and lovely chilled.
As far as I’m concerned, high quality sake is served cold, and some of it is a touch sweet (at least the kinds I like). I had far too much of it on Saturday : )
Oh, I checked up current exchange rates and whatnots, and apparently my 10-piece lunch sushi (with soup and tea) is in fact $7.72.
google ‘taco bell two dollar bill’ and you’ll see a great example of the average fast food workers intelligence
That’s not nice. I worked overnights in fast food for a year and a half, and I have a bachelor’s degree. Not that it makes me special, but it does make me not an idiot.
I worked fast food also. But I think that might be why he said “average fast food worker”. My Mom worked fast food too, she is decidedly NOT a moron. Oh, I suppose I should say I am not one either, I also have a college degree.
I worked in pizza delivery; I don’t know if that counts as fast food, but it’s certainly a job associated with idiots and stoners, both of which I’m not. (No offense to my former coworkers, some of my favorite idiot stoners ever!)
But, yeah, I think we were probably all above average fast food employees.
I worked at a KFC, then a CiCi’s to try and save up some money for college. A lot of what people mistake as an idiot fast food worker, is just the said fast fod worker being a total dick because you were a total dick. although some of my former coworkers were completely useless
Yaaaaa, I remember walking to work in an ice storm and having to get ice out of my hair. I then salted and shoveled the drive thru on that same day. New Years Day btw. A guy who was driving way too fast got up to the window and complained that he was swerving. I told him I would have it looked into and he decided to scoff at me and say that I didn’t really care.
Honestly… I didn’t because I was going to be the one shoveling and salting it later.
um ok?
Just stating that I didn’t show any concern for a prick who can’t drive in snow when I already cleaned off what he was complaining about. He was complaining over something that was his fault.
So I was apathetic because he was a dick? I was sympathizing with your story… Least I thought I was.
OH! It seemed as if you were being sarcastic and in a way telling me to STFU. My Bad
Pizaa drivers are spiteful spiteful people.
In my experience.
*eye dissimilitude suspiciously*
=o)
Hey, you’re not the one that stiffed me on the tip on the 50 pizza group order, are you? I still remember that….*eyes charro back suspiciously*
*eyes dissimilitude*
I would never stiff a pizza driver. Give one a stiffy maybe, but never stiff one. I ran a pizza place and (some) drivers scare me with their spitefulness. Some managers do too. Also, I know how crappy it is to work somewhere and be totally unappreciated by your clientele. I do my very best to tip well wherever I go.
*nods head* I think we will get along nicely.
*snort* oh you have no idea. Ok, maybe an idea.
DWN, you would not believe the clothing (or lack of) that peoplewill answer the door in when you are bringing them food. Unfortunately, the least amount of clothing is normally seen on the people who by all rights should be fully clothed at all times, even in the shower.
@charro: I think we’ll get along fine, too! And, yes, I’ve seen some appallingly bad behavior in the food service industry myself (picking the pizza crust back up off the filthy floor and using it anyway, for example. Ew.). I think that in general people who have had to depend on tips tend to tip better…I certainly noticed that on average, I’d get a better tip in the ‘hood than in the rich areas. Rich people tended to be cheap.
Oh, and last night in the drivethrough at Arby’s? I ordered my son a crispy chicken sandwich, with only lettuce on it. The girl taking my order asked me if I still wanted the chicken on it, which cracked me up a little. I guess there might be somebody out there who just wants a bun and a lettuce leaf.
Once when some restaurant was running a commercial for their crispy chicken sandwich, the commercial said “Crispy Chicken Sandwich on a Bun!” over and over. So every time I went there, I ordered it without the bun. No one thought it was as funny as I did.
Haa haa the prep table, the office, the walk-in… That’s where my cliches took place.
I worked the drive through when I was a few years younger during a hard time. No cliches for me but I never worked the late shift.
@charro — the walk-in? *bows respectfully* You are made of awesome. I’d freeze my t!ts off!
It does get warmer after a little while.
Thanks though, ’bout time someone noticed what I’m made of. You know, besides sugar n spice n everything nice ;o)
Friction and body heat… Good times.
I went to a Taco Bell and the person taking my order was Mexican and I asked if I could have my order without pico de gallo. He said “What?” I said “PICO DE GALLO”. He said “What?” I said “tomatoes”. He turned around and said “No pico de gallo something in spanish I don’t remember now”.
It had pico de gallo on it.
*gives you nail bat and a bracelet that says WWDWND*
Use responsibly.
*accepts the gifts graciously*
*sound of tires squealing*
Off to Taco Bell… Through Chicago rush-hour traffic… AAAAAAAAAAAAA *swings bat maniacally*
Thanks DWN!
Anytime, love.
*gracious and approving nod to the world* Another soul given enlightenment…
So often attained at the end of a swinging stick.
Be glad it was a stick and not his wang.
Would he drive a bunch of nails into his wang before handing it to me though?
I guess that really depends on which way his kinky is swinging that day.
I don’t even have that equipment myself and this idea is making me cringe. Ouch. And eeeek.
froo…… i just had to snort/cough to cover a laugh. there are people in my office and if i laughed i’d get in trouble.
as odd as i find some of DWN’s tendencies, i don’t think he’s that far gone… just playing with ropes and sub/dom stuff.
if i’m wrong, and he is that far gone… that just gives me the heebie-jeebies!
O_O
I can’t leave you women alone for a second… No, there will be no nails applied to my wang. I like it in its whole and unpierced/uninked condition. Nor will I be handed it out like a baton to be swung. I can swing my own weight, I assure you.
Well, I didn’t think you wood.. haha.. but I couldn’t resist saying it.
Of course not. ; )
Still, DWN, we’ve run into trouble with wangifiable references made on the weekends in your absence. Without compromising your own equipment, perhaps you could nominate a board of trustees to handle such occurances. Your board of wangification by proxy, perhaps?
Very well, I DeathWyrmNexus, appoint Seth, markmier, Portland Mark, Kuromisa, Maxwell Silverhammer, minerva146, froofrou, charro, and rhorho as my Board of Wangification by proxy. I trust them to smack all things Godwin with as much wang as can be mustered.
I now have a Wang Trust. I feel very special and warm inside.
*is very proud*
*bites lip to hide the quivering*
*gives DWN big head-in-the-chest hug*
*sniff*
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I guess I’m not worthy..
Deputizes Eds.
Deputizes Slan.
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We women folk may need a little operational guidance, considering most of us are used to dealing with them the other way round, as it were…
*studies trajectory in mirror*
*falls on arse*
This is going to take some hard practice!
>_>
<_<
I was unaware that Eddie wanted to be involved with my wang so much…
*huggle pets Rhorho*
I just want the option to implement by proxy. You never know when the need will arise, right?
Besides, Eds will help us Barney Fife hair-trigger wangers to stay cool, and let the wang to the talking.
*do the talking
That’s right, shaky hand and all!
*solemn* I do so swear to uphold the honour of your wang, sire.
*salutes* I’ll do my best!
Addendum: eddiepscetti is added to the Wang Trust. I am sure he will do well with handling my wang, doling out wang where it is needed, and helping others in the implimentation of my wang. I trust his shakey hands with my wang…
slanagat is also added for the aforementioned reasons though I am not sure of the nerve quality of his hands. Nevertheless, be they steady or shakey, calloused or silky silky smooth, I am sure he will handle my wang with pride.
Thus ends the innuendo… For now. In bed.
*salutes charro and Kuromisa*
Aw don’t be sad. It’s ok. Where are Policija? I’ll have to google that.
Sounds East/southeast Europe. Maybe.
I googled it. It’s Latvia.
This particular picture? Otherwise the word seems to be the same in Slovenia and Croatia as well too. Possibly even more?
Oh I didn’t google the picture. I guess Baltic/Eastern Europe. Well, at least now I know whereabouts geographically.
So Doctor Doom was involved?
*Latvaria–Latvia, close enough.
This is in Terazije street in Belgrade, Serbia, South Europe.
McDonald’s was demolished as an act of demonstration against American dictatorship. Right idea, wrong way of expressing it
I’ve often said: McDonalds, Burger King, Starbucks, etc. are examples of American Hegemony done *right*! You send an army, blow people up, and station troops in their cities, and what do you get? Nothing but trouble. Open up a few sneaky businesses, though, and you get access to their resources without all the trouble. WIN!
Ever seen War Inc.? It pretty much encompasses everything in your comment.
Ah! Great movie. I loved it. You are correct Jules.
Still waiting to buy a used dvd of it. I love his movies!
Thank you for the location. I am educated now.
Nope, not Latvia. We do spell police as policija, but this not us
well i think its Lithuania because i am lithuanian and i know how its spelled
oh… like his food order was wrong for the last time… Ha! kinda funny in a sick way…
MY GOODNESS!!! I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!
Is this the same Steve that was chewing his cud over on Wall St? So that’s why he looked so thoughtful…
Ol’ Steve sure get’s around!
I want my stapler.
*not sure if anyone will get that.
LOL! Good one! Oh, and here’s a TPS report for you.
Somebody’s got a case of the Mondays….so what if it’s Thursday.
Sorry, Mr. Wholesome, we’re gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B, so if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?
That’s the last straw…. mumble mumble, I told them mumble mumble, burn it down….
And if you could do something about the roach population…
I’ll put strychnine in the guacamole.
There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.
: D
Well…but….but….I’m keeping my stapler.
Yeah, it’s a red Swingline. They switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and …
I had a desk by the window and I used to look at the squirrels and they were merry..
I’m gunna need you to stay…..yeaaaaaaaaah
Yeah… I’m gonna need you to come in on Caturday.
Steve: NO! NO! NO! Say it with me, a double cheese burger, fries, and a large orange drink!
Garbled Voice: Wawa schweemurmer, frgl, amalagornink.
Steve: CHEESEBURGER! CHEESEBURGER! SAY IT, CHEESEBURGER! AAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhhh (sounds of crashing and explosions)
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Wawa schweemurmer hahahahahahhahahah
I’m going to say that to Lynn tonight and she is going to think me daft…
Be sure to cup your hands over your mouth as you say it, in order to achieve the proper drive through speaker garble.
I figured just babbling it to her during sex without any kind of context would work. However, I will give that consideration. It is a good idea.
Say it with me…cheez…bur…ger…unhhh…
Dude. You’re weird. :^)
YAY!!
I won the “how-long-will-it-take-slan-to-figure-out-that-DWN-is-weird contest!!
Wow, and it was close, too: Froo had 6:00am-12:00pm.
I had it figured a long time ago, rho sweetie, I just didn’t bother to say it out loud until this. :^P
I’m NOT giving back the 1/4 internet, so there! *Hmphthf*
Interspersed with razzing sounds to get the effect of speaker static.
I love that you just used the word “daft”. One of my all time favorite words.
I forgot to do it but I was exhausted. I love the word too.
@slan: Why yes I am, thanks for noticing. XD
I can has double cheezburger?
Comment WIN!!!
Frick. It’s supposed to be ‘onion rings’ not ‘fries.’ And it’s “Drink! say it, drink!” Anyone know the source, or is it too obscure?
Dude Where’s My Car? “an then?????”
Much, much older than that. Any other guesses?
It’s an old comedy bit that I’m mainly familiar with from my misspent youth
listening to Dr. Demento. Google-fu reveals that somebody’s put some
animation to it and posted it on YouTube. (click name for link).
Nice! Yeah, that is exactly the bit, good ol’ Dr. Demento.
My favorite one is obviously the D&D one. Linked
*The Doctor is in!*
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I used to listen to the show religiously every Sunday night. Got hooked on Weird Al thanks to the Dr.
Has anybody heard the bit that was supposed to be Jack Nicholson manning the drive-thru?
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Man: uh, yeah, I’d like a large coke and some french fries
JacK: Sorry, we don’t have any french fries
Man: oh, uh, then I’d like a medium coke and some french fries
Jack: We don’t have any french fries
Man: Ok, just some french fries then
Jack: Look, who put the straw in strawberries?
Man: uh, God?
Jack: Right! Who put the blue in blueberries?
Man: uh, God?
Jack: Right! Now who put the frick in french fries?
Man: uh, there is not frick in french fries.
Jack: Exactly! There is no frickin french fries!
Bwahahahahahaha! Fantastic! Good man, good man.
Similarly:
Q: How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway shopping bag?
A: Well, first you take the F out of Safe, and then you take the F out of way… Oh, wait… There is no F in way.
I worked at a KFC, I hated drive through, because people would mumble their orders and say it really fast so that it sounds something like this
“kdljfghsafdgkjmhmgmmhmchicnhken sandwichmkl;nk”
and then get pissy when I asked them to repeat that.
I worked at a Jack in the Box where the sound was really crappy on the headset, and I’d give people two shots at giving me the order before I’d say “Look, just pull around to the damn window.”
It was overnights so no, I never got in trouble for cursing at the customers. LOL
There’s no accountability, that’s how.
Exhibit A: Xmas shoppers.
very true
Complete strangers who are MAKING THEIR FOOD. That’s the part I don’t get. “I’m gonna be completely nasty to this person who I am charging with making my food and not doing something truly awful to it.”
I ran a pizza place (in addition to my time at the Death Star – Carl’s JR. for those not in the know) and my drivers.. Let me tell you. Drivers are spiteful spiteful people.
Lesson here.. don’t be mean to the person touching your food.
Never screw with your doctor, because he has control over your life; your pastor (or priest) because he has control over your After-life; or your food service professional, because that can just get nasty. I’m always nice during the meal and leave a crapy tip if I think the service sucked
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*P.S. It’s early for me, not sure if I used the semicolon correctly. Oh well.
Your semicolon use was perfect, Dear.
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This is one of the funniest I’ve seen for a while. I don’t go to fast food places since my kids grew up, but the memories…
Hmm, I wonder where it is. It is true that Policija is Latvian, but the way it is written and the way the fireman is dressed shows that it is not Latvia (I am Latvian) or any of the other Baltic states, probably more somewhere south-eastern Europe.
That’s Poland. Go figure.
“Policja” is Polish. “Policija” (as pictured) sounds Yugoslav to me.
POLICIJA – this could be on of these eastern european countries: Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia.
I’m from Croatia and we spell police – policija, however I don’t remeber any macdonalds signs looking like this here.
Meh. Kinda lame.
Are those bullet holes in the glass, it looks like it.
That Steve! I told him to leave the Uzi at home.. sheesh!
No, that’s what happens when you throw french fries that have been in the warmer too long at the windows. They’re like deep fried railroad spikes!
I always get the soggy ones. After sitting they get soggy and rubbery. Apparently your McD’s cooks them long enough at least.
*retch* that is so gross.
That’s what I said. ; )
This is in Terazije street in Belgrade, Serbia, Europe. An act of demonstration against American oppression. Good idea, wrong way of expressing it.
The question is- did they get that damn clown ?
WIN
As soon as i saw that i laughed lots… love it ^_^
Anyone else having memories of the movie “Falling Down”? That was a good movie…
Oh, absolutely.
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Great movie. I agree.
Vengeance is mine, saith the Steve!
Oh great, an uzi and a bible!
He’s clinging to his guns and religion.
I have an image in my head now (for some reason) of Moses coming down Mt Sinai holding the Ten Commandments and an M16……..
That was going to be in the remake of the 10 Commandments and Charlton Heston was going to relive the role (since he was in the NRA). Unfortunately, Chuck carked it half-way through filming.
I don’t suppose they’ve thought of re-casting the role with Chuck Norris?
But Chuck wouldn’t need the M16..
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Ooooh! Maybe Billy Crystal? Think of the dichotomy!
Christopher Walken!
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“GOD gave me these TENCOMMANDMENTS…….and I am HEYAR to SAY that the GOLden CALF you made…….not so good.”
*spews coffee*
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Damn it, and I can hear him saying it just like that too!
Oh. Yes.
So it is written in the Book of Rage…
No, I didn’t watch the series that much but I liked that bit.
It seems McDonald’s restaurants have a tendency to catch on fire. The kitchen in the one across the street from my dorm caught on fire not too long ago.
Uh…I think this might have been in the Netherlands. The only time (that I know of) where ‘ij’ makes that sound is in Dutch. But, Dutch for “police” is “politie”. So, there’s my input. My conclusion is: I have no clue. This isn’t the first circle I’ve gone in
Not the First? So, which circle of Hell is reserved for people who post out their arses without reading the thread?
Have a nice day. :^D
WHAT??? We’re supposed to READ the threads first???
NOW ya tellz me! x__x
…And German is Polizei
I think this was Belgrade when Kosovo seceded from Serbia.
yea this is true.they broke everything that had any connection with USA
Oh, the language is definitely Bosnian or Serbian or Croatian or Montenegrin. Same word and spelling in all of them.