Comments on: Steve’s order was wrong for the last time

By: Farcell

Farcell — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:03:00 +0000

well i think its Lithuania because i am lithuanian and i know how its spelled

By: joeschmoe

joeschmoe — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 17:07:24 +0000

How did an lolcat get in here?
Shoo, shoo

By: Lawlz

Lawlz — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:44:54 +0000

yea this is true.they broke everything that had any connection with USA

By: jules

jules — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:33:48 +0000

: D

By: jules

jules — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:33:19 +0000

As far as I’m concerned, high quality sake is served cold, and some of it is a touch sweet (at least the kinds I like). I had far too much of it on Saturday : )

By: jules

jules — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:29:32 +0000

@ froo, the old one was my favorite, I loved it because it was like watching a badly dubbed godzilla movie with a cook off.

@ Kuromisa, Morimoto (the one we went to at least) is in Philly. I believe he opened one in NYC as well, possibly a few others. Soooo good!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 20:00:11 +0000

Addendum: eddiepscetti is added to the Wang Trust. I am sure he will do well with handling my wang, doling out wang where it is needed, and helping others in the implimentation of my wang. I trust his shakey hands with my wang…

slanagat is also added for the aforementioned reasons though I am not sure of the nerve quality of his hands. Nevertheless, be they steady or shakey, calloused or silky silky smooth, I am sure he will handle my wang with pride.

Thus ends the innuendo… For now. In bed.

*salutes charro and Kuromisa*

By: Mrz

Mrz — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:48:50 +0000

Oh, the language is definitely Bosnian or Serbian or Croatian or Montenegrin. Same word and spelling in all of them.

By: Mrz

Mrz — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:47:55 +0000

I think this was Belgrade when Kosovo seceded from Serbia.

By: Kuromisa

Kuromisa — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 15:24:06 +0000

*salutes* I’ll do my best!

By: charro

charro — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 15:20:29 +0000

…And German is Polizei

By: charro

charro — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 15:18:21 +0000

*solemn* I do so swear to uphold the honour of your wang, sire.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 22:51:45 +0000

WHAT??? We’re supposed to READ the threads first???
NOW ya tellz me! x__x

By: slanagat

slanagat — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 13:57:02 +0000

Not the First? So, which circle of Hell is reserved for people who post out their arses without reading the thread?

Have a nice day. :^D

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 08:43:11 +0000

That’s right, shaky hand and all!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 08:01:41 +0000

*do the talking

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 07:56:02 +0000

Besides, Eds will help us Barney Fife hair-trigger wangers to stay cool, and let the wang to the talking.

By: theta4

theta4 — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 07:18:05 +0000

Uh…I think this might have been in the Netherlands. The only time (that I know of) where ‘ij’ makes that sound is in Dutch. But, Dutch for “police” is “politie”. So, there’s my input. My conclusion is: I have no clue. This isn’t the first circle I’ve gone in

By: Sunshiner

Sunshiner — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 02:02:45 +0000

It seems McDonald’s restaurants have a tendency to catch on fire. The kitchen in the one across the street from my dorm caught on fire not too long ago.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 00:13:52 +0000

I just want the option to implement by proxy. You never know when the need will arise, right?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 23:52:38 +0000

>_>
<_<

I was unaware that Eddie wanted to be involved with my wang so much…

*huggle pets Rhorho*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:42:55 +0000

Deputizes Eds.
Deputizes Slan.
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We women folk may need a little operational guidance, considering most of us are used to dealing with them the other way round, as it were…
*studies trajectory in mirror*
*falls on arse*
This is going to take some hard practice!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:37:31 +0000

I’m NOT giving back the 1/4 internet, so there! *Hmphthf*

By: Matthew Fitzhenry

Matthew Fitzhenry — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 15:44:41 +0000

OH! It seemed as if you were being sarcastic and in a way telling me to STFU. My Bad

By: slanagat

slanagat — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 13:07:31 +0000

I had it figured a long time ago, rho sweetie, I just didn’t bother to say it out loud until this. :^P

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 09:50:56 +0000

*sniff*
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I guess I’m not worthy..

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 08:02:16 +0000

Your semicolon use was perfect, Dear. )

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 07:58:51 +0000

YAY!!
I won the “how-long-will-it-take-slan-to-figure-out-that-DWN-is-weird contest!!
Wow, and it was close, too: Froo had 6:00am-12:00pm.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 07:52:07 +0000

*is very proud*
*bites lip to hide the quivering*
*gives DWN big head-in-the-chest hug*

By: Kuromisa

Kuromisa — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 03:04:09 +0000

XDD That would be priceless.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 00:17:57 +0000

Very well, I DeathWyrmNexus, appoint Seth, markmier, Portland Mark, Kuromisa, Maxwell Silverhammer, minerva146, froofrou, charro, and rhorho as my Board of Wangification by proxy. I trust them to smack all things Godwin with as much wang as can be mustered.

I now have a Wang Trust. I feel very special and warm inside.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 00:03:45 +0000

Just stating that I didn’t show any concern for a prick who can’t drive in snow when I already cleaned off what he was complaining about. He was complaining over something that was his fault.

So I was apathetic because he was a dick? I was sympathizing with your story… Least I thought I was.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:44:12 +0000

Well, now you have. ;o) (Sorry, missed this response totally until now. The good thing is I missed it because I was out buying my lunch sushi. ;oP )

By: Matthew Fitzhenry

Matthew Fitzhenry — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:26:20 +0000

um ok?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:22:44 +0000

Still, DWN, we’ve run into trouble with wangifiable references made on the weekends in your absence. Without compromising your own equipment, perhaps you could nominate a board of trustees to handle such occurances. Your board of wangification by proxy, perhaps?

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:49:07 +0000

Similarly:
Q: How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway shopping bag?
A: Well, first you take the F out of Safe, and then you take the F out of way… Oh, wait… There is no F in way.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:45:44 +0000

Interspersed with razzing sounds to get the effect of speaker static.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:29:50 +0000

Oh. Yes.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:28:48 +0000

*spews coffee*
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Damn it, and I can hear him saying it just like that too!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:24:28 +0000

Christopher Walken!
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“GOD gave me these TENCOMMANDMENTS…….and I am HEYAR to SAY that the GOLden CALF you made…….not so good.”

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:21:26 +0000

But Chuck wouldn’t need the M16..
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Ooooh! Maybe Billy Crystal? Think of the dichotomy!

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:17:56 +0000

I don’t suppose they’ve thought of re-casting the role with Chuck Norris?

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:00:57 +0000

That was going to be in the remake of the 10 Commandments and Charlton Heston was going to relive the role (since he was in the NRA). Unfortunately, Chuck carked it half-way through filming.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:57:04 +0000

I have an image in my head now (for some reason) of Moses coming down Mt Sinai holding the Ten Commandments and an M16……..

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:52:33 +0000

My enduring dream is that he walks out to the podium with the Challenger, sets up the Challenger and the Iron Chef in front of the ‘alter’, builds the moment…….
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“Tonight’s Secret Ingredient is……….
………
…….
*tension builds*
………
………
*whooshing noises as the Chairman looks from side to side*
………
………
*alter lifts*
….MICROWAVE!!!!!”
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Can’t you just see the shocked expressions when these world class chefs are forced to prepare everything in the microwave?????? hehehehehe.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:11:38 +0000

Yaaaaa, I remember walking to work in an ice storm and having to get ice out of my hair. I then salted and shoveled the drive thru on that same day. New Years Day btw. A guy who was driving way too fast got up to the window and complained that he was swerving. I told him I would have it looked into and he decided to scoff at me and say that I didn’t really care.

Honestly… I didn’t because I was going to be the one shoveling and salting it later.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:09:31 +0000

I am fairly sure that Japanese sushi is the best. Before I die, I want to go there just to have some. There is one restaurant in Sweden that has a real proper sushi chef. It’s about an 8 hour drive from here though, so might as well fly to japan. ;oP
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The ones here aren’t horrible supermarket stuff, it is proper sushi as far as being fresh and just-made and all that, but I still suspect Japan is far better. (Especially considering how big a difference the quality is between different restaurants just in Gothenburg. )
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(Reposting without norty words.)

By: Danbala

Danbala — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:07:56 +0000

I am fairly sure that Japanese sushi is the best. Before I die, I want to go there just to have some. There is one restaurant in Sweden that has a real proper sushi chef. It’s about an 8 hour drive from here though, so might as well fly to japan. ;oP
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The ones here aren’t horrible supermarket stuff, it is proper sushi as far as being fresh and just-made and all that, but I still suspect Japan is teh shite. (Especially considering how big a difference the quality is between different restaurants just in Gothenburg. )

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:04:35 +0000

Friction and body heat… Good times.

By: minerva146

minerva146 — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:01:38 +0000

That’s what I said. ; )