Comments on: YOU KNOW YOU’VE FAILED SOMETHING WHEN

By: Danbala

Danbala — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 05:32:13 +0000

Us pwople are speshul. Mom taught me that.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 01:40:29 +0000

Kuro, that would be a “hanging preposition.”
Good job avoiding it! )

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 00:45:29 +0000

Not really, you actually need to know what you are doing when you play around with the body. Never been one for clamps myself. Being an idiot or cretin just hinders the play. Granted, I understand how backwards your country is on the concept of sexual freedom so I can see where the confusion lies. Then again, all countries have their issues to resolve so I can’t begrudge you too much.

As for being the best of the crop, purely perspective. But at least you have a hobby coming up with names.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 00:31:07 +0000

I think the humor is floundering now…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 22:18:13 +0000

but it must be good to be the best of the crop, though

gives that extra edge when applying the nipple clamps? The Cretin King….

It has a ring.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 22:15:09 +0000

@UF: And you will still be in the company of your peers when you post among your fellow idiots.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 22:10:49 +0000

@DWN – Credit where it’s due. You’ll always be the better idiot.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 20:32:20 +0000

I have hair over halfway down my back, if that makes it any better Interloper. Lynn and a number of other girls who have played with it love to brush it. Tis a chestnut color for those curious.

As for the Harley question, no, I am not that cool. I just have the boots since they were the right size and I look good in them. I am sorry to hear about missing shoes. That always sucks.

By: charro

charro — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 20:20:19 +0000

@DWN damnit now you are making me think of my favourite pair of shoes that have been missing since 2003. *sniff* Those were the best shoes EVAR.
Do you have a Harley?

By: Interloper

Interloper — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 20:13:44 +0000

@DWN: Fine, just spoil my mental image of you in 10-inch heels!
Although Harley boots have their own appeal, I must say. Still, it was fun to think of you as a cross-dresser for a minute there.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:38:44 +0000

Upon the wings of mind expanding aether, my body flies. The breeze splashes on my face like waves in an ocean of bliss. I am weightless, adrift in a sea of empty hopes and false faces. My wang, my only flotation device. Shaken, not stirred. Oh look, a nickel. The dream is every fluid, like the kiss goodnight I left on your sticky face.

Groovy…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:15:38 +0000

My wang, it rang, went bang bang. Cool Daddio…

By: Kuromisa

Kuromisa — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:05:41 +0000

Guarding hats? For what is that a metaphor? ; )
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(Member of the Grammar Nazi Squad, remember? No dangling participles here!)

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:54:14 +0000

Point of clarification. I got new Harley Davidson boots which are size 15, thus I have to wear my shoes into the very ground before I can afford to shop for new ones. Just in case somebody took my feminine side comment too literally.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:52:47 +0000

*hugs rhorho* I has new boots that give me many man points which I then lose by making mental squee noises over. My feminine side got new shoes, I will be conflicted for the rest of the day.

@AC: Very true. Sorry for being so aggressive and letting my peeves get the best of me. Here, have some platonic affection. *hugs*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:48:45 +0000

*has a warm fuzzy*
*snivels; hugs monitor*

By: AC

AC — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:43:44 +0000

@DWN (if he’s around): life’s too short for virtual quarrels.
*extends apology & offer of hatchet-burying & cookie*

By: Interloper

Interloper — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:28:23 +0000

@DWN: I’m a nail biter too – that’s part of the problem. Hangnails, uneven nails, etc…
@charro: You’re welcome. It was a randomly discovered thing resulting from her being, um, *that time of the month* and me a bit squeamish about it.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:24:14 +0000

@UF: Quirky and humble of you to admit being beneath me in the pecking order. Very odd, in fact.

@rhorho: … in bed. And I love that quote.

By: charro

charro — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:19:15 +0000

You remember correctly.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:05:26 +0000

@UF: Of course, now I have to drag out an old favorite:
“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.” –Mel Brooks

By: AC

AC — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:01:59 +0000

@ UF: Schadenfreude…. I like that word. Also, “idiots” comment made me laugh.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:56:31 +0000

It’s pretty much guaranteed schadenfreude all the way on PK…

By: rhorho

rhorho — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:54:24 +0000

@UF: For my part, thanks. Anything to entertain you…
@DWN: You’re smarter than I thought. ;o)

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:52:59 +0000

You’ll always be the Alpha Idiot to me, you big brave S&Mer you…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:51:03 +0000

*sigh* Not going to bother. AC is now a troll to me thus I will take rhorho’s advice and ignore.

@Interloper: Makes me glad I am a nail biter but the gloves would work wonders if you like long nails. Lube is a fun way to tell your body that nobody is going to help them. Mwahahahaa.

@Uncle Fester: Nice to know you will be in good company then.

@charro: Glad to have enlightened. My friend was very pleased to know that I am passing along what I learned. I learn tons from him. : )

By: charro

charro — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:37:00 +0000

@interloper,
I agree a little lube goes a long way, even in a hetero couple. Hell, even when you’re by yourself, a little lube can make things much better.
Thanks for the glove tip, if I ever hook up with a chick again, I’ll remember that!

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:09:16 +0000

I quite enjoyed the knife fight.

Everyone came out of it looking a complete idiot…

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 16:53:23 +0000

Just a general comment….I was surprised to check back in after the weekend and see all the conflict here! I didn’t think we were getting “offensive”; generally (here or wherever) if I notice a long thread on a topic I have no interest in, I just skip over it. I thought it was fairly educational, myself. [Insert blanket semi-sincere apology to anyone I offended
here....]

By: AC

AC — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 16:07:30 +0000

@Charro: started to read it, decided to stop, scrolled down, thought “oh jings, this thread’s long” and so pointed it out. Obviously, part of my obsessive personal vendetta against DWN. BTW, I see your point.
@DWN: “whining” + an attitude you don’t like =/= “knowitall.”
You imply that, to have the right to add to a thread, you must be an authority on the subject. This comes from someone calling me the “comment police.”
I am well aware that this is not a formal debate. However, you like this thread, I do not i.e. we have opposing viewpoints. Also, I fail to see where “diversions” come into this. As you know, a strawman fallacy involves misconstruing an argument so that it is easier to refute. Here, you portrayed me as a “knowitall” to bring me down. Use of the term was justified.
BTW, civility also involves a lack of name-calling.

By: charro

charro — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 15:12:45 +0000

Oh noes I am guilty of pontification.
@AC, if you don’t like what we’re writing, don’t read it. How hard is that? As I recall, the lewdness all involved us discussing what we do with our partners (or past partners) and sharing wisdom with eachother. Very helpful I think and in this day and age helping people keep their sex lives with their partners active is an admirable thing to do. Keep the home fires burning and all that. We’re not discussing how we like to have random sex with random people and cheat on our partners, now are we?
I appreciate the ginger tidbit, I learned something here.
Lesson: If you don’t like what you are reading, turn the page.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 14:48:19 +0000

@rhorho: Actually that was what I was doing until she decided to interject her attitude into an otherwise very civil conversation among adults.

I didn’t go looking for her, if you recall.

@slanagat: Considering what I have seen posted in the other areas, I can’t see them doing it beyond the filtering they already use. If we moderate ourselves, then why worry about them moderating? The result is the same, I’ll just end up leaving. I already visit enough places where I am not free to speak as I please. If this place follows suit, I will be done. So I cannot comply to your request at this time. Especially since it was such a nice conversation to begin with.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 13:22:29 +0000

Well, I swim in your sweeping swellitude that swells so sweetly.

By: slanagat

slanagat — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 11:32:47 +0000

This forum is unmoderated. It is also all age access.

Since we cannot change the latter, perhaps we should hesitate to give the admins reason to change the former.

By: slanagat

slanagat — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 11:29:40 +0000

But she doesn’t call him, she just turns on the porch light and the lampreys draw him in.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 02:11:59 +0000

@AC
@DWN
Can you two simply agree to ignore each other?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 01:33:59 +0000

Gah… warrant not worrant.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 01:33:17 +0000

@AC: I find it rather founded by your attitude and continuing whining. As for the rest of it, nobody asked for your approval nor do we need your patience. So coming to complain everytime sex is discussed gets old as the site is not your playground. As I noticed, a number of people were discussing things in a mature manner. Your delicate sensibilities can bugger off.

Also, being a knowitall doesn’t necessarily entail pontification. It entails a feeling that you know everything and thus have to add to every conversation. At least if you are going to claim a debate term, use it correctly. I am making a personal attack, not bringing up a diversion.

Lastly, I never claimed to be a gentleman. I simply said you don’t worrant any kindness or charm on my part. You can stop making up points to counter. It also helps if you actually have a counterview to discuss if you are talking about opposition. You are simply trying to stop all discussion on the subject. This thread isn’t a debate so your opposing viewpoint statement isn’t relevant. Having an opposing viewpoint would actually entail some kind of conversation, to which you seem opposed to have a conversation in the first place. Thus nothing to encounter so much as a little girl telling us to knock it off like we actually give a damn.

Civility would be actually leaving well enough alone instead of bickering at people just talking amongst themselves.

@Rhorho: She is welcome to try to force me to do anything. Won’t get her anywhere. ; )

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 23:20:33 +0000

Since this isn’t my fight, I feel the need to step in. This mess needs to be taken down a peg or two. Can we all agree that lashing out is counterproductive?
Don’t make me get Jane in here: She’ll make you write sentences! o_O

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 23:07:41 +0000

Holy mackerel–Your wit is likely to snapper in half!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 23:02:10 +0000

Turn to thuh raight…

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 23:01:07 +0000

You’ve just GOTTA have your DIPTET!!

By: AC

AC — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:47:39 +0000

I also lack patience. Unlike you, I lack patience with the excessively lewd. Although you may not have noticed, I have little to “contribute or discuss” in threads regarding American Politics yet I have no issue with them.
Your “knowitall” comment is a strawman fallacy that is almost completely unfounded. Everyone (except perhaps Seth) is guilty of pontification. I, no more so than average.
Anyway, the charm of a gentleman does not desert him when he is faced with an opposing viewpoint…

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:59:58 +0000

and of course he would ‘tuna’ her out..

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:57:13 +0000

Well that’s no fun! Can’t you hear his mom: “Sammon! Sammon! Come in for dinner, Sammon! We’re having tuna!”

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:52:23 +0000

I believe he pronounces it Salman with the ‘L’.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:48:11 +0000

OT question……Does Salmon Rushdie pronounce his name ‘SALmon’ or ‘SAMMON’.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:45:32 +0000

it’s just salmon rushdie reading poetry again.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:34:37 +0000

What is all this noise I’m herring in here?

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:01:28 +0000

Have you had your DIPTAT?