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Never forge the ammo to kill infidels. Allah will be most displeased.
And yes, I meant forge. Infidel ammo is wasted ammo.
Four firsts in one day?
Something like that. Shoot me.
*shoots* oh, wait…
*chutes*
*scours*
win
Well, that just means you have teh ultimate WIN, and even moreso because you didn’t say FRIST
Because Frist is so 2004.
I would, but I forgot the ammo
and there are infinite replies to this comment
*shoots self without ammo*
Well, I guess we could just yell “bang!”
I say throw shoes. it is both insulting and uncomfortable
But they don’t go “boom”… :/
You could always throw shoes.
No, why not throw shoes?
I say let them throw shoes!
Yes, let them feel the agony of de feet!
Yes, that’s it, throw uncomfortable shoes!
While seated in a comfortable chair! With a cushy pillow!
Throw pillows!!
Throw Cruel Shoes!
*sigh* Shows how off I am. I read that caption the first time as “What do you mean you forgot the Alamo.”
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Because, as we all know, you should NEVER forget the Alamo
Oh, good! I’m glad I’m not the only one! I waited a moment and after the morning coffee kicked in, I saw where I had made my error.
And I don’t even live in Texas.
And be glad of that!
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*looks at froo and rho*
*pffffft*
*farts in the general direction of Australia*
Oops, sorry froo!
I’d have to work out the Great Circle route, but I expect Houston to most of Australia would be more west than south. :^P
I would think it would be equidistant.
According to my crazy mad mapping and meteorological skills, it should be hitting you riiiight now…
Jeez, Rho, was that you?? Lay off the beans for a while.
No, must have been someone else. I had the aspara-gas.
yeah, that smells like aspara-gas..
Sorry about that! I didn’t mean to get the whole nation!
Do you think Eds can smell it?
Ha! Trade winds are my friend.. watch out Somalia!
Stepnerd would have a word with you, young man…
Don’t ya mean “Old Man”?
I’m too busy sulking over my lack of trade wind anticipation.
*shakes fist at Western Samoa*
Poor Stepnerd had to take the punishment that you so richly deserved.
*sigh* It’s all moot now, anyway–I’m out of asparagus.
Considering I don’t live in Houston, and considering what a crappy town THAT is, you can fart on it all you want
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How could you distinguish the smell from the refineries in Pasadena and Texas City ?
(I’m the one who used to live in Houston.) Where I lived, we could only smell Pasadena when the wind was blowing a certain way. Thankfully, the prevailing winds blew Pasadena fumes to the NE most of the time.
I love the fact that Houston looks like a big bullseye from the air. 610 and the Sam Houston Tollway, along with the new one, circle the city as if telling people ‘Drop Bomb Here, Please.”
zOMG! I used to fret to no end about that! I lived near the Sam Houston Tollway, so the resemblance was “an inconvenient truth,” indeed! The only comfort was that I lived on the west side. Most of the refineries are on the east, and NASA’s Mission Control is to the south.
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Hey, sorry about the posting location, but I didn’t want this to get buried. I found the story about José Enrique de la Peña’s diary:
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“The notorious passage, which claims that the mythic Davy Crockett was captured by Mexican soldiers and executed by order of General Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna instead of dying in the glory of patriotic battle…”
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The article (link) is long, but makes for a fun read.
People are freaking out about how Crockett died, but wouldn’t it stand to reason that the Mexican army would capture the bravest of the fighters to execute him on their terms, versus allowing him to die in a glorious battle?
Froo, are you sure the Mexican army would have known who was the most famous fighter there? Also, considering that the first casualty of war is the truth, it’s possible that the Mexicans would report a demoralizing version of the defeat. Considering how Santa Anna was captured after San Jacinto, you could consider it a preemptive strike. If the Mexican army wanted to demoralize the Texans, I would think they could have come up with a surrender story, and include William Travis and James Bowie (the back-up singers, if you will).
The diary appears authentic, but we will never know the truth of its contents.
I never said ‘most famous’. I said ‘bravest’. There is a difference
) If Crockett fought as bravely as all reports say he did, then he was a formidable foe and Santa Ana wouldn’t have been working against himself to execute Crockett in the most degrading way possible. He probably monologued too ;o)
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And we don’t need demoralizing stories from the Mexicans about the defeat at the Alamo when we have Oliver Stone rewriting history for us *sigh*
I see your *sigh* and raise you one. Still, the John Wayne movie already contorted the story, so why not twist it another rotation. Good catch on bravery /= fame. I threw wide on that one, but I’ll clarify in a second. Having read the article on Santa Anna (full name: Antonio de Padua María Severino López de Santa Anna y Pérez de Lebrón) yesterday (link), I was convinced that he was an exboyfriend of mine. For that reason, the monologue would be imperative, if possible.
My question remains: What if Crockett died before the Mexicans could pontificate-torture-kill him? It would demoralize the Texans to hear that Crockett died crying, begging for mercy. Santa Anna wouldn’t know many names or faces, so, if he were making up the story, he would have to go with a name he knew. *That’s* why I used the word “fame.”
Did they say that the captives died begging for mercy? If not, it may have been conjecture after the fact that ‘oh yeah, that guy who killed so many of us was Davey Crockett. I’ll be damned!’
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I’m just trying to justify the facts, hehe. Whether he was killed in the battle or after the battle is beside the point. Whether he lived for several years under an assumed name somewhere in Tennessee is beside the point. The fact remains that the defeat at the Alamo was the pivotal moment in the battle for TExas Independance, and led to the defeat of the Mexican Army as a whole.
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I can just hear Santa Ana monologuing, though. He’d be stumping around pontification and waxing verbose……..blah blah blah *step thump step thump step thump* blah blah blah
LMAO!! Or, on a muddy day:
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*step-squish-slurp-swear, step-squish-slurp-swear, …*
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The article made it sound as though it was a small entry in a 680-page handwritten diary, noting simply that Davey Crockett was captured and killed after the battle. I agree with your assessment about the point of the battle, of course.
Oh, and btw, I came up with a caption for the YRoTX dance video:
“What We had before Gay Correographers”
“When Straight Correographers Attack”
FTW!! LOL!!
I pity teh mehn noreast o Pasadena. Need Roseparade fumes to
counteract!
Alamo? Wazzat?
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*GRIN*
Ummm…. What is it?
Well, I’m not sure I’ll do justice to this explanation, so feel free to correct my mistakes froo and rho, but the Alamo is a fort in Texas. Several well known Americans, like Daniel Boone, we’re holed up there and held off the Mexican Army for several days before they were all killed. “Remember the Alamo” became sort of a rally cry for the rest of the war. Was it the Mexican American war? Is that what we call it? Took place in the 1800′s. I suppose I could Wiki this for you and get all the correct details, but I don’t have the time, I’m just checking PK real quick before we start a movie. ; )
Very good explanation. Daniel Boone wasn’t in the Alamo, but Davy Crockett was. Was that who you meant? Anyway, the importance of the Alamo was that roughly 200 men stalled 2000 members of Mexican General Santa Ana’s army long enough to buy General Sam Houston precious time. The Mexican American war came on the heels of U.S. annexation of Texas in 1845. The war lasted from 1846 to 1848. After the war ended Texas was a republic for a short while, then became a state, just in time for the American Civil War. (link)
Ah f*ck. Daniel Boone, Davy Crockett, same diff, right?
Right!
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wasnt a fort. was a spanish mission. otherwise pretty close :0)
Fort, Spanish Mission, same diff, right? ; )
Right!
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(I checked: They can’t make me re-take the 7th Grade.)
P.S. There is evidence that Davey Crocket may have survived the Alamo. You know that history is written by the winners, and it was in the best interests of the Mexican Army (and Santa Ana, may God spit on his grave) for there to be no survivors of the fight. It’s pretty amazing that 100 men and a few women and children held off the entire force of a huge army for as long as they did.
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They got their revenge at San Jacinto, though. Moral: Don’t Mess With Texas
I’ve been to the Alamo many times. It’s amazing how absolutely tiny the space is. Envisioning those people (including a woman and baby, who were spared) all cramped into that teeny place, surrounded by enemies, is sobering.
My favorite piece of trivia about Santa Ana (swiped from Wiki): “A small band of Texan forces captured Santa Ana, dressed in a dragoon private’s uniform and hiding in a marsh, the day after the battle [of San Jacinto] on 22 April.”
This guy who called himself “The Victor of Tampico,” “The Savior of the Motherland,” and “The Napoleon of the West.”
IIRC, many of PK’s trolls light candles for him in troll church.
Just a moral question for you (and I think this may have happend IRL), but what if you saw someone urinating on the Alamo. What would your reaction be?
re: Davy Crockett, I always thought those survival rumors to be similar to Elvis rumors. The clincher for me was the fact that, after all the dust settled, no one produced a letter from him or any other proof that he survived. The lady who survived wrote everything she could remember about the battle, and hers is the only known account. My memory is foggy, but I think the Davy Crockett rumor began when someone noticed that she didn’t describe his death.
“It’s pretty amazing that 100 men and a few women and children held off the entire force of a huge army for as long as they did.”
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FTW!
@Eds: I certainly wouldn’t appreciate it very much, but would only want the person to get the same punishment that he would for peeing in anywhere else in public. Pee doesn’t permanently mar anything, and nothing of that sort would work against what the Alamo means to Texas history. (That’s me speaking for myself, of course.)
Turning it around, Eds, what if you saw someone up in a tree, peeing on one of those cute koala bears?
Well, I’d probably stand back and wait for the koala bear to maul his ass. Have you seen the claws on those things?!?! (actually I think they’re pretty docile, but it would still be fun to watch.)
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My question was relative to how Texans view the Alamo. It’s not so much about the pee, but the fact that it is a national monument and does have some meaning to Texans in particular. Personally, I would take it as a personal insult and would probably want to kick their ass.
I’m weirder than most, so you might want to wait for froo’s opinion. I’m pretty laid back, so it wouldn’t piss me off, so to speak.
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I got to see koalas really-really close at the San Diego Zoo. They stay stoned all the time, don’t they? They were a totally docile-looking bunch. I can’t imagine much in the way of sudden movement from any of them. Do koalas hang out (literally) where you live? Are they common like squirrels or rare like foxes?
Wiki to the rescue:
“Like wombats and sloths, the Koala has a very low metabolic rate for a mammal and rests motionless for about 16 to 18 hours a day, sleeping most of that time. Koalas that are disturbed are known to be violent, their teeth and claws capable of causing considerable injury to humans; special handling requirements are as such applicable.”
I am here to use my TEXAN ALAMO KNOWING POWAS which
all Texans have.
From The Dictionary of Texas Misinformation:
1:David Crockett, Jim Bowie, and William Travis did serve at
the Alamo.
2.THEY WERE NOT FIGHTING FOR INDEPENDANCE. They wer
e fighting against oppression, because Santa Anna was not
honoring the Mexican constitution of 1824.
3.De La Pena, a Mexican soldier who kept memoirs, says
that there were SEVEN SURVIVORS, one of whom was thought
ht to be Day Crockett.
@Eddie, re: peeing on the Alamo: I’d have the guy drawn and quartered
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@Rho: you know who the Yellow Rose of Texas is, right?
And there you go AC, everything a Scottish girl would ever want to know about the Alamo. ; )
Most Texans are a patriotic lot, and you DON’T SCREW with our ‘national’ monuments.
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@Rho: if peeing on the Alamo doesn’t bother you that much, what about peeing on the President’s leg? ;o)
He has the Secret Service to defend him, I’d just shrug and say “what an arsehole” and move on.
@Rho re: Davey Crockett having no letters after the Alamo, they actually found some letters of his that were written several years after the battle at the Alamo. I’ll have to do research and find them, but there is anecdotal and a tiny amount of physical evidence that he survived.
@NARFNra: That third point of yours has picqued my interest. Could you point me to a reference, so I can do some more reading? (Evidently my “Texan Alamo Knowing Powahs need some work.)
@Eds: Froo’s reaction, coupled with further mulling, has gotten me into a ponder. I remember something about an OTT celebrity (along the lines of Ozzy) making a spectacle out of peeing on the Alamo, and doing it as some sort of statement. That’s a different situation in terms of my Alamo loving sensibilities than a guy just quietly seeking some relief in the bushes. No wonder you don’t want to leave that place! It sounds magical!!
@Froo: As for peeing on the president’s leg, I would have to say that it depends on which president. Peeing on Obama’s leg? Gitmo! Peeing on GWB’s leg? Redundant. It’s foggy, but I think the “Yellow Rose of Texas” was a famous call girl or madam. Am I close?
The Yellow Rose of Texas was a ‘mullato’ slave girl who belonged to Santa Ana, who managed to keep him occupied in his tent long enough for the Texans to attack. Hehehe. She’s gone down in history (literally and figurtively) without even knowing it!
@Froo: I’m interested in whatever you can find about DC, and I’ll look too.
@Slan: Your response gave me food for thought towards the Alamo question. Am I laid back about it *because* I know others will take action, saving me the trouble? Hmm.
@Froo: Was that at the Battle of San Jacinto? Well, whoever she is, we love her!
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Yes, she was the savior of San Jancinto.
Now I have more data for my bank of useless knowledge! I never knew all of that about the YoT, thanks!
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Now, who was it that was going there to see her? That is the $64,000 question.
Santa Ana. I guess he was a bigger horn dog than we give him credit for. He was in the tent with her (IIRC) when the battle started. I wonder how she used that wooden leg of his……..
OUCH! splinters!!
I just spent the dorkiest 2 minutes of my life watching this video. I’m still wiping the tears from my eyes–Too funny! (link)
What’s sad is that you know they worked on that for WEEKS to get it JUST RIGHT!
Not only was it along the lines of Ozzy, I believe it WAS Ozzy. I think he was banned from performing in Texas for quite a long time after that.
Damn Ozzy. *mumble mumble*
Okay, now the piss story changes:
“Ozzy Osbourne did not urinate on the Alamo building itself, he relieved himself on the Cenotaph. The cenotaph is a shrine or “empty tomb” dedicated to the fallen heroes of the Alamo and sits in front of the Alamo in Alamo Plaza.”
Now that takes things a little too far. Piss on our national monuments all you like, oh ye of foreign countries, but pissing on graves should be reserved for all those b@stards that did you wrong and you outlived.
I don’t think any of it should be tolerated, personally. Like I’ve said before, burn the American flag if you like, but kindly wrap yourself in it first. The same for peeing on national (or state) monuments, or graves dedicated to the fallen. Kindly lay down face up before you start peeing, and make sure you pee in an upward direction.
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As far as those graves of people who did you wrong and you outlived……if you can manage a jig while you’re peeing, go for it!
Reading that article changed my benevolent opinion, frankly. I can think of lots of punishments, but still stop short of drawing and quartering.
LOL–Poor AC had no clue she was initiating such a strange thread!
Oh, no, a most interesting thread. Thanks for
the explanations. (and for putting up with the ignorance.)
Twas a most impressive story too…
You are most welcome! “Ignorance” is a word I reserve for people who have a reason to know something, but choose to ignore it, regardless. You’re certainly not ignorant!
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Ignorance is correctable. Stupidity, that’s a whole ‘nother thing!
Uhm, no, the words to the theme songs were slightly different..
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My family is distantly related to Daniel Boone, that’s probably why he leapt to mind.
I think the whole “frontiersman” thing links those two together forever. Besides Davy Crocket and Daniel Boone, I can’t think of another person called a “frontiersman,” besides Eds, of course.
Oh sure, 30 years ago when I could go on week long hikes. Now, I have a hard time walking to the damn bus stop! Frontiersman indeed..
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*Picture in your mind Walter Brennen during the Real McCoy’s show..*
Limp and all!
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Of course MY limp is legitimate and not for Hollywood.
I’m terribly young, and don’t remember “The Real McCoys.” Would you settle for Festus from “Gunsmoke?” I remember that show, in reruns, of course.
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How did you get your limp? Did you lose a butt-kicking contest, or did you win?
Naw, Festus just had that drawl, but no limp (not that I remember anyway).
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I got into a game of chicken between my motorcycle and a car. I lost.. but not as badly as the bike! I was really sad that I had to put the bike down too.
Gee, thanks! Now you have me playing that scene from “Ol’ Yeller” in my head!
What were you doing playing games with a chicken on your motorcycle?
Did the chicken get hurt?
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Srsly, I’m sorry to hear you have a hitch in your get-along.
Actually the chicken was the target, and sadly no, it didn’t survive. Made a hell of a BBQ though!
You didn’t say it was for the sake of BBQ! NOW it all makes sense!
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Eddieeeeee, Eddie Scetti,
King of the Wild Frontier!
LOL!
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Don’t you mean Pasta Frontier?
No! CADENCE, Eds!
tsk, tsk!
It’s all coonskin caps and huntin’ rifles, so close enough.
You said RIFLES! Finally, a connection of this thread with the LOL is made!
Sure, let’s go hunting with Kalashnikovs. Maybe there’ll be a piece of deer left big enough to get a picture of! Oh look, I found a hoof……
*admires hoof*
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Yeah, and I found part of an ear…I think.
(I didn’t say it was a *perfect* connection, Stinker!)
You’d not have to dress it…
Davyyyyy Daaavy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier! *sings along*
The only correction I see is that the white people in the Alamo were not in fact Americans. They were self described “Texans”, and they believed they were fighting for the nation of Texas, not the state of Texas in the USA.
I could easily be wrong, but that’s how I remember it.
You would be correct, Sir. Texas has always had that in its mythology that it has been held as almost a separate country by most of its residents. There are a lot of urban legends and old wives tales and a LOT of patriotism that goes along with the state. There are still a lot of secessionists in the state, but they don’t seem to be as militant about it as people portray them.
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Stephen F. Austin described himself as a Texan as opposed to an American, and was very vocal about it.
And look where THAT got him. His name now graces the name of the capitol city.
And on the campus at SFASU he’s affectionately known as ‘Surfin’ Steve’ because of the picture linked under my name.
Oh dear, I didn’t know they knew about hanging 10 back then!
It was all the rage, but the star-shaped board design was flawed–Alas!
Stevie was a pansy!
There are times when I think it would be terribly amusing to let every state that has a secessionist movement see for a while how it fares without the rest of the country. Since most of them are net tax consumers, my inclination is to say nt very well at all.
I think that Texas would be a good candidate for secession only because of the port of Houston and a bunch of other things that would help it remain self-sufficient. However, I think the time of secession has LONG past, and the states just need to get on board with the rest of the country. I do feel bad for Hawaii though…..they were purely a tactical aquisition.
Three things:
1. There was a protocol glitch in the process by which Texas became a state, and its statehood status has been argued in the past. To this day, there is a fringe group pressing the issue, but they haven’t been given much consideration, overall.
2. Assuming the above technicality doesn’t pan out, there is a great debate over whether the right to secede is built into the terms of statehood in the Texas Constitution, which was approved by the U.S.
3. According to one source I’ve found, if Texas were its own nation/republic, it would be #12 in the world. (The States would probably want NASA back, tho.)
It actually IS built into the Texas Constitution that we can seceed, but that right is considered null and void after Texas essentially became conquered territory after the Civil War. We still retain the right to break into up to 5 separate states if we so choose in order to get more representation in the Federal government, but I’m not sure if we can then choose to reform.
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I think Texas would do just fine on its own, but like I said, I think the time for secession is past.
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As far as statehood, aren’t Kentucky and Missouri still Commonwealths? Those aren’t states. Seems like there are three or four commonwealths still in the Union.
Virginia is a commonwealth too, although I’m not sure what the difference is besides just the different name.
It has something to do with ratification of statehood, I think. I grew up in Kentucky, and I remember my dad pointing out that technically we didn’t live in a state. He got a cheap thrill out of it, I think.
For all intents and purposes though, I’m not sure it makes a difference in how the “commonwealth” is treated by the federal government and vice versa. Perhaps I should go Wiki this, my curiosity has been roused.
There is no difference as far as the federal stuff is concerned. Let me know what you find in Wiki though! I’m piqued as well!
Not a whole lot more than I already knew. I’ve linked the page but it didn’t say much. I THINK it’s just a slight difference in they way the state’s (or commonwealth’s) government is run. More than likely it was more significant early on in our country when we valued states’ rights over the government’s. Since the Civil War a lot of that has become obsolete.
*the*
I’m with you both: This sort of trivia gets me every time! Froo and I live close to Louisiana, which arguably stands alone in terms of weird laws, designations, etc.
Uh..so do I . East Texas anyone?
I grew up there. Whereabouts are you?
YIPPEE!! PK just upgraded to another known East Texan!! How lucky can they get???
Atlas, are you SE, E or NE?
Thank God they’re not from Amarillo! E. Tejas is ok with me..
Live outside of Tyler and work in Nac
…near Surfin Steve…..
You’ve got quite a drive to work then. Dang.
I go to SFA twice a year. It’s a bit of a drive for you, but I’ll wager it’s a beautiful one!
I got sick of the drive during my college years. When you live in the sticks of East Texas, Nac is the only cultural center within 100 miles (scary, I know), so I got burnt out
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Freaking pine trees.
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I do love the SFA campus though. It is beautiful, and has changed so much over the last 5 years!
“Tis
According to some historians, Stephen F. Austin, The Father of Texas, was likely gay. (Not that it’s a bad thing, just going for irony here.) He never married or had children, at any rate. His father, Moses Austin, actually led pilgrims to Texas, but he died shortly after they began settling in the Nacogdoches area.
Now, while I don’t have a problem with SFA being gay, why is it that every unmarried man in history is automatically branded that way? Could it be that he was married to something he thought was greater, i.e. the liberation of Texas? Could it be that he hadn’t found the right woman and decided not to ruin his life by marrying the wrong one? Could it be that he HAD a childhood sweetheart who died or was otherwise taken away from him, and it ruined him for women after that? Why do they automatically have to be gay?
There were letters to men over the years, and a lot of debate over language usage for his day. According to linguistic historians, word choices in his various letters had teh gay written all over them, reflecting prose in contemporary heterosexual (I assume) love letters.
My main point is the irony of the Father of Texas moniker.
It’s mostly famous for Ozzy Osbourne urinating on it.
off color joke?
Me: Kock Knock
sis: who’s there?
me: nine-eleven
sis: nin-eleven who?
me: YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET! *sobs*
I gues it could work for the Alamo too…
Kock Knock?
hmmm…..
Well, he did say it was off color! ; )
This may be a third posting; wordpress must not like links very much either. First the smileys and now the links!!! What will it take away next?
I like your comment and your concern, ema. *hug*
Thanks lg, you and I have been posting here for a long time and haven’t always agreed on things, but children should NOT be hurt EVER. Just one of my pet peeves! *hugs back*
whoa….what? kids gettin hurt? whats this crazyness?
I think this was crossover from a thread on another page.
It was getting a little nuts in there, but I meant to tell you that I’m sorry for what happened to you. I’m sorry I didn’t sooner!
Thank you.
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Did anyone see the Eddie Izzard clip waaaayyyyy up there under my name? The one about going “bang”?
I laughed, anyway. The other one is one of my favorites and has a tangential relevance to the Alamo.
sorry, THIS one.
I’m sorry! That was a clever reference, and the video was a hoot! Thanks!!
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…and this clip too, of course!
Is that what the bell-ringer was doing?
Because, as we all know, you should NEVER forget the Alamo
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Yeah, ‘cuz The Duke was in it!
(First part is quote from Froo, but I forgot to “quotes” it!)
XD Darnit froo! Now I have to do a double-take every time I read it!
The caption should read “Lol, remember that time we told America that we’re a peaceful religion?”
Lulz
Broad Brush?
Sorry, AC, but you seem to have a punctuation error there. ;o)
Racist.
Oh FFS, I don’t think so! Have you seen anyone, just one person in this entire thread, put down a muslim? Unless you’re talking about all the comments about Texas.
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*Bloody trolls*
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@Rho: You’re slacking!
I think so. See lulz, above.
jiny was trolling a troll, so net effect = -0-.
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I’m under a lot of stress here, what with all of these trolls popping up left and right… My nails are a wreck, and I think I might be getting a pimple! It’s too much for one trollinatrix!! Arrrrggghhh!
*head asplodes*
Sorry, need some troll-whacking relief? I can step in and give you a break, if you want.
And breathe…
Ah, h*ll… we have advanced math here, too??? Next thing you know, someone will be wanting the value of pi.
islam.is not. a RACE
You sound just like William Shatner. ;o)
Quite correct… like all Abrahamic cults, it’s a lot like syphilitic meningitis, just less productive and socially useful
Between the ages of 5 and 20 you had some sort of abusive male figure in your life. How close am I?
Nope, try cod psychology on your fellow believers in the death penalty until you get one guilty guy and imaginary, omnipotent, omniscient, friends who do nothing… they’re the ones with ‘issues’
It’s like knowing someone who believes in a psychotic Santa Claus…
But thanks for being the Poster Girl of my point… xxx
Cod psychology? Holy mackerel. There’s something fishy here….
Damn, and Fester was supposed to bathe this week.
Whether I needed to or not…
Just don’t wash off all of your ookey, Dear.
*hugs*
You may want to wipe that off before it develops a crust…
baddum-SPASH!
I was gonna ask if he was a fish doctor….
Fish: (lying on couch) *bubble, bubble*
Cod psychologist: How does that make you feel?
I like my fish shrink-wrapped.
That’s just pervy…
no unc, bubble wrap would be pervy…
hmmm
my ocd wants to take the guns from the 4th row and add them to the 3rd row to even it out >_<
Yups, that’s diagnostic all right.
i want a pweetty pink wun! dat shoots fwowers!
These are not terrorists, NO ! They’re just two ordinary Muslim girls getting ready for a stroll past the Jewish synogogue ….. or a Christian church ….or a Buddhist temple ….
Messed up and incorrect. All of these decieving types of pictures that display a false message should be brought down.