GREED: 50 medals on your chest doesn’t mean you shouldn’t snatch the one on Putin’s chest too.
(Vladimir Putin)
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Epic FAIL
*Distracted by shiny object*
Just like Sarah……
Sarah isn’t stupid. She just has trouble getting her points across. Couple that with her habit of rambling, and you get the impression of stupidity.
Brad’s right. She just has trouble…her thoughts…also,…my peanut butter is…right thing to do…flashing green light on modem.
More medals means you also get a bigger hat!
If that hat was any bigger, he’d be a chef.
You don’t suppose he’s overcompensating, dooo yooou?
From a guy’s perspective, oh hell yeah..
Well, it is arrfully cold there. His goods are probably half way to his belly button. Maybe if he moved to Australia he wouldn’t need such a big hat.
Yeah, he would. To protect him self from koala poo..
)
Is that Putin? He looks like he’s going to cry.
That’s because of the ten medals the other dude has already snatched… however is he going to impress Sarah now?
He’ll take off his shirt. Which seems to work for some people.
Oh NO! He doesn’t have to do that! He could just steal that other guy’s jacket, that’ll be effective and not blind the rest of us.
His chest really isn’t blindness-inducing.
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Does for me.
Sarah only needs one shiney thing for distraction. The rest of the war jewelry would be redundant.
to me it looks li9ke he’s got they “straining to fart” face, and the guy next to him is all “eeew, putin farts”
Putin’s pootins?
They all look like they’re having bowel issues. Do they not have Ex-Lax over there?
That’s just the way Russians look…
AGREED
Thats not a medal its an antiwar remembrance pin, They put it on in respect of the soldiers that died and the hardships they lived through. most western nations have a pin like this.
In Soviet Russia, the medals wear you
Bwahahahaha!!! Good one!
In the words of the asian sushi shop owner down the street, “You best yo-self before you wre-wre-wreck yo-self!”
Aw crap, thats supposed to be “You best check yo-self, before you wre-wre-wreck
yo-self.”
*sigh* Uncaffeinated mornings…
*hands Max chicory/coffee blend thick enough to stand a spoon in*
Oooh, you make GOOD coffee! *swoon*
*gives slan cup of insanely awesome coffee*
Uh… isn’t that a double negative? xD
Who is that guy with the medals?
Dunno but he looks a lot like Trichet of the ECB
Looks more like the Commissioner from the Police Academy movies.. or am I just showing my age? :-S
if any of you assholes knew how many Soviet people died defending their country during WWII, you wouldn’t be making jokes about these veterans!
Who am I kidding? you still would!…
Can we make jokes about your knowledge of the shift key? Srsly, a lot of people die defending their respective countries. The important thing to remember here is that you’re on a HUMOR site.
I think that would appropriate.. besides, he/she seems a bit shiftless to me!
At least s/he isn’t shifty-eyed…
OK, let’s shift gears and reverse topics. Who’s first?
Third Base!
hmm, stick shifts …
Ooooh, paddle shifters!
Paddle?? Hmmmmm…… me likey the paddle ;o)
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
DWN, quit inhabiting bodies! Now give us Eds back.
Come on, now…
O_O… I wasn’t even here and I’m being incriminated!
pitty, I don’t think they’re concentrating very well today.
LOL, I don’t know what drives ‘em.
I’ll stay neutral.
Reverse! Reverse! I can’t do it Kiptin! I don’t have the powah!
¡ɹıs ‘sʞǝǝʍ ǝʞɐʇ plnoɔ
Wow! How did you do that?
Pitty, I just got done doing a handstand to read that!! Are you in Australia?!
Cool! Who are you so wise in the way of code?
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aaaaand there it is.
¡ʞɹoʍ pıoʌɐ oʇ ʎʇıunʇɹoddo ɟo sʇol ǝpıʌoɹd llıʍ sıɥʇ ‘llǝʍ
Besides, “Soviet Russia” no longer exists. We buried the b*tch, so deal.
See the post right above yours? You might start with a simple and polite explanation of what is going on in the picture, who the non-celebrities are, what the occasion is, etc., instead.
Next, pull the stick out and take a look at that guy’s face. It’s a perfect caption and thus, a great LOL–which is the purpose of this site.
Yes. I would like that.
I’m a biggie on American “War Heroes” but I want to get to know more about Russia’s War heroes (Soviet or not) now, since Putin is my new Messiah.
I want to know who the people are. I’m always curious about people with medals and what they did to earn them.
Still i can suspend my very serious reverence for the military to chuckle at the caption. I feel rather sad for these trolls to be honest, what a horrible world it must be when you can’t take a moment to laugh for fear that it means you no longer care for the subject
Note that, as a former intelligence officer, Putin likely has medals or awards that he cannot wear or admit the existence of. AFAIK, all intelligence services do this.
I bet they are really shiny though.
Well of course he has medals that no one knows of.
Consipracies even state that the KGB is so secret, it wasn’t even part of the Soviet government and was a branch all it’s own. Kinda like it’s own country.
20-30 million, give or take. Majority civilian.
With that out of the way, it’s still a funny pic.
Allright…
You as well might want to tell us, how many Russian soldiers died:
- Occupying Poland in 1939 together with Nazis (USSR+Third Reich were partners then, and both hated Western democracies).
- Invading Finland in 1939
- Occupying Bessarabia (part of Romania) in 1940
- Invading Lithuania in 1940
- Invading Latvia in 1940
- Invading Estonia in 1940
- Invading Afganistan 1979
How many soldiers of democratic countries and local people died on a battlefield because of Russian Communist expansionism and Russian ” military instructors” in Korea, Vietnam and elsewhere?
How many freedom loving people died because of Russians suppressing with tanks and gunfire the people’s uprisings against tyranny in East Germany, Hungary, Poland, Czechoslovakia?
How many people suffered in GULAG concentration camps and had their lives ruined living in Communist nightmare in Russian occupied and controlled Eastern Europe?
So I will tell you loud and clear: FU*CK YO*U!!!
I hope someone someday will push all those commie/russkie trinkets down your throat so that you suffocate, bit*ch!!!
Hey you quote Stalin, I’ll quote Reagan, the Bushes and every other bad US president… I’ll match you one for one…
If he does take Putin’s chest, it will be the last thing he’ll ever do – after all, Putin takes on Tigers!
He should get the ones from the guy on his other side.
Medals guy totallylookslike Commandant Lassard from Police Academy.
I thought that to! Get it up on Totally Looks Like, quick!
OK before the spelling police get me… it should be “too”!
I’d like to see the guy try. Putin would probably put him to the ground without even ruffling his tie.
nnn, I don’t think they were meaning it towards the Veterans so much as just the faces people are making in the photo. I don’t think anyone was trying to devalue the honorable sacrifice that those veterans made. It’s just a funny photo that was snapped candidly and caught everyone making odd faces.
I am glad your grandfather survived so he could be honored for his accomplishments. I am sure you are proud of your family’s military service and struggle.
You strike me as someone who can’t appreciate Mel Brooks. OMG he’s making humorous references to WWII!!!!
I lost two close relatives and my HUSBAND in Iraq.
So, should I never be able to see anything funny in a war post again?
This wasn’t make fun of veterans. No one is attacking them. They seriously could’ve been Wall Street knobheads playing dress up and the facial expressions STILL would have been amusing.
So please, spare us the pity party. I can understand that all of us idiot Americans don’t have ANY idea WHATSOEVER what it is like to fight, and die, for our country *or others* and CERTAINLY none of us could POSSIBLY have a frigging CLUE what kind of respect veterans could possibly deserve.
It not like we’ve ever had soldiers sent home in body bags.
Oh wait….
damn u could buy more medals for a dime at the greatest polish marketplace THE STADIUM where asia meets europe
HAHAHAHA I GET THE THOUSANDTH VOTE!!!!!
He can’t get the same shine like Putins!
You know how in stories they always pick the best medal and just wear that one so it really stands out? Do you suppose that guy’s medals are all “wore tie straight” or “cleanliness is next to godliness” or something and he just hopes quantity will make up for quality?
ok stupids, it’s russian v-day (ww2), this guy probably killed like 8000 nazis or some shit. probably raped your nazi grandma too. and he managed not to croak at 60 like most russians. so he deserves all these medals. looks silly though, i agree.
Its a parade… they have no choice but to wear them in full. They usually wear just the bars…
Awesome picture with some awesome comments!!
Greed??? What is the fuc*ing idiot do this stupid collage???
I can understand your feelings. I just would like to note, that while Russians are extremely highly sentimental about their so called “Great Patriotic War” heroes, they/you/Russians keep forgetting, that GPW was just a slice of WWII, where instead of attacking others, as it was common before and afterwards, USSR got attacked itself. Besides it was done by no one else then the old buddy Adolf Hitler, the friend and the partner of Russia at that time. If you would try to show some respect to the people who fought against Russian Bolshevik aggression in other countries under attack by the USSR, then grandsons of these people probably would pay some more respect to you in return. Instead the current Russian position (both official and popular) is despise and hatred against anyone who disagrees with the Stalinist vision of the Great Russian history and your belief that Russia is always right. It takes two to dance, you know…
For general reference, Russian military doesn’t like Putin much – he may be a KGB man, but those were always elitists, and lets not forget that he was not even a colonel but got promoted to full “feld-Marshall” (Top Commander). A lot of Generals cannot accept that.
…if not louder in the manufacture
*SQWAAAK*
And that’s exactly right!
Alright, jer*k, tell us about all the invasions Russians did in 20th century alone and how many million people suffered because of it.
The funniest topic is the Stalin-Hitler (Molotov-Ribbentrop) pact, which made Communist Russia and Nazi Germany friends and adversaries of the Western democracies.
Tell us how you conquered Poland together with Nazis and had a common parade in the town of Brest-Litowsk!
Are you sure the guy with the medals on the picture was not actually shaking hands with Nazis in 1939? No? Invading Finland in 1939? No? Maybe taking over Latvia in 1940? Still miss? Invading which country then (there were so many of them, name one)? Or maybe he got his medals for organizing the secret police NKVD “operations” to ship thousands of women and children from conquered countries in Eastern Europe to freeze to death in Communist Arctic prison camps? No? What then? Raping woman in East-Prussia in 1945? Or was that Berlin?
You are so proud about that “fighting for a country” thing, which you have made a Mythos, but you keep forgetting how many nations were fighting against you for their respective countries. And you prefer to silently skip that you befriended Nazis, so don’ t complain if you get a stab in the back from them. You got what you were doing to others for a long time before and after that. Taste your own medicine!
Besides your “veterans” spent the next 50 years fighting agains the freedom and democracy all over the world.
So just shut the fu*ck up for God’s sake, russkieman…
Well I am sure America can always stand proud in its encouragement for freedom of nations…. No wait that doesn’t sound right…
Its more like lets bully the small countries that have something we don’t.
At least Russians never went to war with a country without it threating our borders first…