Comments on: THE SOUTH

By: FROOFROU the Capitalist

FROOFROU the Capitalist — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 04:21:48 +0000

Actually, f*ck you for essentially saying that the South is any more rife with idiots than the North is. And, f*ck you twice for implying that Austin or Houston are the only “enlightened” peoples in Texas.

By: LiberalTexan

LiberalTexan — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 04:15:24 +0000

F*ck you. Just because a very large percentage of the south are idiotic hics, doesn’t mean that there isn’t’ a percentage of normal, intellegeable people. (i.e., Austin, Texas.)

Also, the first word said from the moon was “HOUSTON, the eagle has landed.”

By: Regin

Regin — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 01:12:34 +0000

Very true David

By: herbeautifulmassacre

herbeautifulmassacre — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 23:55:00 +0000

but i don’t have a k-mart in my town:(
[texass]

By: Unfortunate One

Unfortunate One — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 04:44:07 +0000

Doesn’t Tesco own walmart now?

By: BamaSlama

BamaSlama — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 16:54:28 +0000

It doesn’t matter. There’s plenty more where she came from…heheheh

By: DarthxXxNeji

DarthxXxNeji — Thu, 28 May 2009 16:23:17 +0000

awww come on thats not fair that crazy $%^&@ is from ALASKA

By: Ben

Ben — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:10:13 +0000

She’s a popular singer in Japan.

By: MEH.

MEH. — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 07:40:35 +0000

LEGOLAS, WHAT BLUE LIGHT SPECIALS DO YOUR ELF EYES SEE?

(forgive me on the sheer amount of nerdiness)

By: Danbala

Danbala — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 04:59:33 +0000

I usually haz it, but the t-shirt there temporarily killedz it. P

By: AC

AC — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 16:56:10 +0000

I’m slightly depressed by the lack of Lord of the rings geekiness on this page…

By: AC

AC — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 16:54:24 +0000

Very wise…

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:58:42 +0000

I sincerely recommend that you read Lynn Truss’s “Eats, Shoots and Leaves”, taking particular note on her chapter concerning the humble comma. Will you accept regional bigotry then?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:57:47 +0000

Whew, that was close!! Thanks for the save, OMG!
*hugs*
*writes “skull” on Petsmart list*

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:56:11 +0000

I certainly don’t. Who am I missing out on, here?

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:54:11 +0000

I certainly don’t. Who am I missing out on, here?

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:52:54 +0000

Incomplete without the skull that opens and shuts its jaws, and las a trail of bubbles.

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:44:11 +0000

About the same time as the power was hooked up…

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:00:22 +0000

Arrgghh! it’s —>its

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 12:59:21 +0000

I wish Texas would exercise it’s constitutional right to split into five states. It would be a relief to lose the association with that place! I’m even willing to give the entire panhandle to Oklahoma, so it can become a proper “red square” state. That’s AFTER you get your house sold, of course… ;o)

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 12:48:18 +0000

*pulls Eddie’s finger out of ear*
Hey! What did I miss?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 12:46:51 +0000

Puts into roomy aquarium, with sea chest, castle and really cool coral toys.

By: tsfiles

tsfiles — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 12:30:49 +0000

Before you display regional bigotry, it might be nice to learn how to actually punctuate first.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:34:43 +0000

It’s only 8 bit?

By: slanagat

slanagat — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 18:30:41 +0000

This was another case of American blind justice……

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:29:55 +0000

Hmm. I hear that a lot, must be true.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:28:04 +0000

*sticks fingers in rho and froo’s ears*
-
Can’t blame ya there! You will now be known as Bohemian!

By: jules

jules — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:26:08 +0000

Us yanks have Wal-Mart too. That trampling incident happened in NY. Not sure if we still have K-Mart, all the ones near philly (that I know of anyway) were deleted when the company almost folded a few years ago.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:25:40 +0000

Nah, it’s fun watching you squirm and wriggle. )

By: jules

jules — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:23:10 +0000

I guess, not sure, didn’t look that far into it. I was looking up the dad on IMDB and I found it.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:22:24 +0000

Amarillo is literally in a world of it’s own. And the only reason for that is the smell of the place has caused massive, collective brain damage. People I know who have moved to Amarillo are never heard from again. Not that they disappear completely, just their mind goes on holiday. It’s the only way to cope with the place.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 09:38:43 +0000

Cthulhu ’12!!!

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 09:37:04 +0000

It never has been… that’s why you need a limiting mechanism,
like being smart enough to play the system, but dumb enough to get caught if you actually break the law… bear in mind, you have to be dumber than the people you elect simply to think electing them is a good idea, so you can’t rely on democracy to work…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 09:31:26 +0000

I think, based on the Deneke case, Amarillo is ‘South’ in the most perjorative sense of the word… Primitive, nasty, parochial, and just intelligent enough to be corrupt and venal in equal measure…

When members of the jury admit on exit that if all the elements of the case were the same, but Deneke was in the dock rather than the morgue, it would have been a death penalty verdict rather than probation, you have some SERIOUSLY sick people… but the lad who killed him was a ‘good’ boy… his pastor and his football coach both said so… Ninja in a Caddy… yeah right… Dustin Camps… a ‘good’ boy…

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 09:11:18 +0000

Enthusiastic amateur

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 08:29:15 +0000

I bet you can read lips!

By: cherryflosser

cherryflosser — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 08:09:50 +0000

So…….how do we know that’s the south again?

By: Anj

Anj — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 07:37:23 +0000

That’s what I want to know. -_-;

By: Sari

Sari — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:49:01 +0000

What’s with the redneck in the Ayumi Hamasaki shirt? D:

By: 57yo

57yo — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:22:50 +0000

Unfortunately, the South is far more than Mordor witha K-mart.

If it was Mordor, there’d be a way to get rid of it…

*An exasperated resident of the southern United States since I was three. And surprisingly, you don’t get used to it, it just becomes more and more painful every moment.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:47:37 +0000

Throw me back, and maybe I’ll grant you a wish.

By: Dana

Dana — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:16:55 +0000

Wal-Mart. WAL-MART. GET IT RIGHT, YANKEES.

By: Jae

Jae — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:28:44 +0000

Oh. Please. God. No.
Please don’t bring Alaska down here. We have enough bigots and morons to fight without adding all them.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:00:43 +0000

Srsly, maybe it’s just me, but PK *always* gets fornicated up (love that!) with ICHC when I try to vote. My theory is that if you stay on PK voting long enough, you will see a kewt kitteh. Ai lubz teh kewteez, but aiz naut alwaiz in teh moodz, ya knoes?

By: viking gal

viking gal — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:56:55 +0000

Wang Wang Doodle.
linky!
(I loves me some Koko Taylor!)

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:23:41 +0000

*fingers in ears*
Can’t hear you, Eds!

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:09:14 +0000

Oh hell no, no way, no how, no amount of begging! If anything, Amarillo can shuffle right off to Oklahoma with the next wind storm.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:05:52 +0000

Yeah, but consider the source of the laughter.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:55:13 +0000

*pulls hook out of diss’s lip*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:39:26 +0000

That’s a paddling…